Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

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[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You have dots all over your body. I'm sorry to tell you that it's a disease.

I wish that Bugfartboy's disease has a cure.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But I never get it and become Buggy the dead bug.

I wish that a Cowmancer would bring Ert back to life.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Bromtaghon appears and, finally, manages to bring me back to life. However, there is a slight secondary effect: all of you die.

I wish to remain a Dead Cow.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Or it would be. But we're all dead with the exception of you. Way to go Ert. :P

I wish Ert was a dead cow, again.

[cyso]

Granted. He dies, falls over, and crushes you.
I wish buggy wasn't crushed.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But I'm still dead. I died from a ............ disease. Now everyone is dead.

I wish that a necrobug would bring me back to life and make me a zombug.

[cyso]

Granted. My brother has written a neat program which he just showed me. Basically, the zombie bugs bite the regular bugs and turn them into zombies. Then, the zombugs run around and gradually turn darker and darker until they explode in a blot of blood.
Congrats, buggy! You exploded in a bolt of blood.
I wish I could write computer programs.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they are basically worth a small pile of poo.

I wish that I was dead. Again. Oh wait! I already am.

[Steelfist]

As you did not actually wish, I trap your soul in Hell, and refuse to allow you to participate in Hell Quest.


I wish for less annoying adverts on TV. I mean, I really, genuinely, intensely hate most adverts.

[ArtDrake]

Even the ones for Kleenices?

I wish for the 4th season of Marvel/DC After Hours to come out.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, you missed it.

I wish to eat something good today.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's mine. Dead cows don't eat. But then again, they don't type. Because they're dead. Or are they...   ...   ...OUCH!!! My head hurts now.

I wish that the dead cow of the forum ate this period ---> .

[ArtDrake]

Granted. This period ---> of the Earth's revolution around the Sun, the dead cow ate.

I wish for amnesty. From homework.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You are free and you can choose if you want to do your homework or not... however, you do it anyway... I wonder why?

I wish that your homework is done.