Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted he took your happiness.

I wish for people to test out my souped upSUPER TAZER on.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but I forbid you to try it out on me.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You then get crushed in cheese sauce.

I wish I had placed 1st or 2nd place in Informative today.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted but then it is discovered that you cheated.

I wish for a stingray named raymond

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You die the same way the Crocodile Hunter did. Painful.

I wish that TRON Legacy came in even better quality than I have it in.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, you can't get it just because.

I wish to go to the bathroom.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You do it the way it's done in the wild and get in trouble.

I wish TRON Legacy was true.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It happened right before the planet it was on went supernova.

I wish for a chance to see the universe as it is.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you don't like what you find.

I wish that Ducky would say,"J'ai faim." in his next post.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Ducky says,"J'ai faim." in his next post in a different forum.

I wish I wasn't hearing this song.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you here that song.

I wish that that song would go away.

[Ertxiem]

Granted. Instead you here that song.

I wish that that song would go away.

Wish granted. That song went away here. :P

I wish that I wasn't typing this post.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But because you didn't type it, it was never wished away. And because it wasn't wished away, it still exists. Way to go Ert. You made a paradox.

I wish I had my own Recognizer (from the TRON Universe).

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It Recognizes you as a threat....

I wish for a distinct lack of movie references.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But,"I'll be back."

I wish for distinct non lack of movie references.