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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, you might have an harder time reading this corruption.
I wish I could see better.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Deagonx

Wish granted, you can see better... with glasses.




I wish that TV didnt show reruns
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

Ertxiem

Wish granted. The shows that you wanted to see but were unlucky to miss, will never be broadcast again.

I wish I didn't need glasses to see perfectly.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Deagonx

Granted, you need contacts.


I wish my house was cleaner.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

#2134
Granted. But you can't see this.

I wish that everything was moving.


Edit: Sorry. Wrong button. Ert.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. From now on, you notice that all the Universe is moving. The Earth rotating around it's axis and the translation around the Sun, the Sun moving around the centre of the Milky Way (our Galaxy), our Galaxy rotating around the gravitational centre of the Local Group (the Milky Way, the Andromeda Galaxy, the Magellean clouds, and a few more galaxies), the Local Group rotating around the gravitational centre of the Virgin Supercluster of Galaxies, and so on.
The downside of it is that merry-go-rounds aren't fun anymore.

I wish I had perfect eyesight (so, no need for glasses and contact lenses).
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Deagonx

Granted, but in return for perfect eyesight you lose your hearing.



I wish that I had more boxers...
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You have your house filled with boxers wearing boxers trying to punch you and barking loud.

I wish I could find my earring. :P

Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. But dead cows can't put earrings on. Sorry.

I wish that Ert hadn't hit the wrong button on my last post in this thread.

Deagonx

Granted, but since he didnt do it you never make this wish.. causing a never ending relapse in the time space continuum.



I wish tomorrow came faster.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. It comes so fast that "tomorrow" ceases to exist. As well as all past, present, and future tomorrows. In other words, we only live for a day, and have no concept of "tomorrow". Whatever that may be. :D

I wish that someone made a pillow that electronically kept itself cold.

Deagonx

Granted, but it shortcircuits and lights on fire. Cold enough for ya?



I wish that I didnt have asthma.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You're now a fish without asthma (I hope that fishes don't have asthma).

I wish that the quote button wasn't right next to the modify button in these forums.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. Instead there's no corruption in this wish. The button is on your forehead and people smack you to use it.

I wish that Ert felt better about being smacked by people he didn't really know.

Deagonx

Granted, but only during the times they arent smacking him.




I wish for World War 3!
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?