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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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ArtDrake

Granted. It has two CPUs, but only one fits.

I wish I had a domestic silver fox.

Deagonx

Granted, you have a fox made of silver. Pure, silver.


I wish I had TSoG
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. But Craig encounters a bug, can't squash is, and ends up putting a virus in TSoG that destroys every copy of TSoG that it comes into contact with.

I wish that my computer would start liking me again.

Duskling

Granted. It likes you... a bit too much. 0.0

I wish for a stack of graham crackers.


bugfartboy

Granted. Mmm... Those were good. Want em? I'm sure I can induce vomiting to get em back for you. :P

I wish that Minecraft would like me again.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Minecraft likes you again, but now it's you that don't like it.

I wish that somebody could find a cure for a disease.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. It's a cure for Deadis Cowicus. Also known as Dead Cow Disease. Strange people in white labcoats hold you down and give you an injection of the stuff, and you come back to life. :P

I wish that Craig would give me a copy of PA2 for free, with nothing required from me except to accept it.

Ertxiem

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah. Noooooo. I'm alive again. You will pay for this, bugs killing (yes, I mispronounced your name on purpose :P ).

Wish granted. However, the second after you get your copy of PA2, your computer breaks down.

I wish I was a dead cow again.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted, but you die of Dead Cow Disease; such a horrible way to die.

I wish for potato skins to be stiched together to make a suit.

Deagonx

Quote from: Osirus on July 08, 2011, 10:31:15 PM
Granted, but you die of Dead Cow Disease; such a horrible way to die.

I wish for potato skins to be stiched together to make a suit.

Granted, but it is very flimsy, smells bad, and rots away after a few minutes.


I wish I had a 100 % discount at McDonalds on all items.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, you start to dislike McDonalds food.

I wish I wasn't so happy for being dead again.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. I bring you back to life. Be happy about that!

I wish my computer hadn't broken down.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Your computer has broken up. It still doesn't work.

I wish for another reversal on the life/dead polarity status of myself.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You try to wear a rotten potato skin suit, and you acquire a bacterial infection. Enjoy being dead...

I wish for a chocolate suit of armor so I can deal with penguins effectively.

bugfartboy

Granted. But you get hungry and eat it.

I wish I were a Mack truck.