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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Deagonx

Granted, you are now an inaminate object



I wish for more MUDDKIPPZZZ
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

koertchen

Granted, Mudkipz from Deviantart overwhelm you and consume your soul by slapping you with their tails.

I wish to stop choking on bubble gum.
I've choked on bubble gum 3 times. Yes, 3.

Duskling

Granted, you stopped choking and just died.

I wish for a pair of boxing gloves.

bugfartboy

Granted. Thanks for the gloves. Let me test them out. :P :D

I wish for MCWorldEdit

Deagonx

Quote from: Mackirus on July 09, 2011, 08:26:24 PM
Granted. Thanks for the gloves. Let me test them out. :P :D

I wish for MCWorldEdit


Granted, but it can only place Lava.


I wish the user corrupting this wish wasn't so much like Presentiment.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. You are Presentiment.

I wish this wish was a fish.


Deagonx

Granted, but since the wish is a fish it is no longer a wish, and the wish is not granted, since it was not granted the fish is now a wish. You have created a paradox and destroyed the universe.




I wish the wishes were more creative
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. But by making your wish more creative, it doesn't get granted, but because it isn't granted, it isn't more creative and then becomes more creative. Good job. You created a paradox and destroy the world.

I wish there was no such thing as a paradox.

Deagonx

I dont grant your wish, I ban you for making a paradox that makes no sense. Why wouldnt a creative wish get granted? And why would it not being granted make it less creative?


I wish facebook chat didn't suck.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. Now there is no such thing as Facebook chat. Wait! if Facebook chat doesn't exist, how could it be wished to not suck? Great. Just great. Another paradox. Way to go GCK. :P

I wish we would stop with the paradox-inducing wishes!

Deagonx

Neither of your wishes induced a paradox. You misunderstand. You said "Now" there is no such thing as facebook chat. As a consequence of my wish facebook chat stopped existing. If you had said facebook chat NEVER existed, then it would be a paradox.



I wish Buggy would understand paradox's better
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. Oh wait. Cant. Huh? What? Huh? Who are you?

I wish we would all just get along.

Deagonx

Granted, everyone dies. Now we can't fight or argue.


World Peace = Human Extermination. The terminators had the right idea.



I wish food wouldnt get stuck in my braces.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

bugfartboy

Granted. But a cat does. How a cat would get into your braces, I have no idea. Hmm...

I wish that I hadn't left my poor dog out in the hot hot weather for half an hour this afternoon, without any harm or death coming to me or the dog.

Deagonx

Granted, you didn't leave your poor dog in the weather for half an hour this after noon. You left him in the hot hot weather for 3 hours.



I wish I wasn't too sexy for my shirt.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?