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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Deagonx

Taze. That is all.




I wish people would actually wish for things when they post.
I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?

Ertxiem

Wish granted... for one month after your post. :P

I wish I had a sling.

Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. A doctor gives you one for any broken-arm needs.

Steelfist

Granted, I load you into a catapult and hurl you into a wall of electrified poisoned spikes.

I wish I didn't have to wish.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Game over. Thread locked. Forums closed. Computers shut down. TSoG production halted forever.

Thank you sir! :(

I wish I haven't used my sling to throw my arm away and break Duckling's window.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You haven't, but not doing so wasn't nearly as much fun.

I wish for potatoes. Raw.

TheWanderingShadow

Granted. Eating them results in "increased fecal bulk, bloating and possibly some undesirable gastrointestinal effects" (Blonz)

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2009/aug/05/1f5focusm195324-pros-and-cons-munching-raw-potatoe/

I wish for eggs, toast and orange juice.
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Ertxiem

Wish granted. You got them sliding down your neck.

I wish I was eating more peanuts.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Steelfist

Wish granted - while doing so, you spontaneously develop a peanut allergy.

I wish for Ert to be given the required urgent medical attention, and survive.

ArtDrake

Granted, but he's already a dead cow.

I wish for raw potatoes, not for eating, but for throwing.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. From now on, you start to throw up raw potatoes all the time.

I wish I could understand what the ducks near my house are saying.
(Yes, it's true, there are ducks near my house and I can hear them right now. I wonder where the idea of wishing something about ducks came from...)
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You now understand that they are saying that the fishing is good around here, but the stink of dead cow makes it almost not worth it.
Aren't you glad you bothered?

I wish that I could wish something and have it granted with no nonsense every once in a while.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, soon you realize that without nonsense, things get quite boring.

I wish I could be nonsensical more often.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted: you could be, but then you wouldn't make as much sense.

I wish for 3.14151926535... puppies.

Zackirus

Granted, Here's two puppies and head of another. Did I mention they all born on March 14 at 1:51 PM?

I wish that people realized that theirs wishes don't come true.
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