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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Duskling

Granted, but your video card is so bad that the better card isn't a very big improvement.

I wish I had more free time.

ArtDrake

Granted. The free time chooses not to allow you to spend it.

I wish I had something better to do.

Chrono

Granted. You get into an accident while having fun with whatever it was, and are now in hospital wishing you didn't make that wish.

I wish I didn't end up getting only 3 hours of sleep for the past 36 hours or so.
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ArtDrake

Granted. Instead of spending time wishing, you slept.

I wish for more time.

Chrono

Granted. While the amount of time you can spend each day increases, the number of days you can spend decreases.

I wish for more wishes.
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ArtDrake

Granted. Now it's my turn to make a wish. See how it works?

I wish that I didn't have to go to school until 10:00 in the morning.

Chrono

Granted. School now ends at 10 pm.

I wish I had a proper wish to make.
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ArtDrake

Granted. I properly corrupt it.

I wish for more sleep.

Chrono

Granted. You sleep for eternity.

I wish I could control time like a CD player.
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ArtDrake

Granted. A CD player doesn't control time; neither do you.

I wish I could jump as high as a house. Granted; houses can't jump.

I wish I could corrupt my own wishes.

Chrono

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Granted. You corrupt yourself along with your wishes.

I wish for a genie.

I wish Duckling didn't grant his own wish.
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bugfartboy

Granted. He corrupted It.

I wish that... Bacon.

Chrono

Granted. Bacon gets eaten. Not by you.

I wish I could make better wishes.
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Ertxiem

Wish granted. You now can make butter wishes. The bread is optional.

I wish I could make better and less greasy corruptions. They might be taxed someday, who knows... :P
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Chrono

Granted. Your income decreases along with your taxes.

I wish I could make a movie and make a profit of US$1 billion.
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