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ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2430 on: December 10, 2011, 10:17:52 PM »

Fish granted.

I plead the Ninth. And I wish for some Rocket Marines.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2431 on: December 11, 2011, 12:55:56 AM »

Granted. Your links are mixed.

I wish that my high school's national qualifying Policy Debate teams would do well at nationals.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2432 on: December 11, 2011, 09:30:05 AM »

Granted. The teammates eventually start a real debate among themselves and split up. Terribly.

I wish I could get back into high school.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2433 on: December 11, 2011, 10:20:33 AM »

@bug: Wish granted. They do so well that they will become the next rulers of your Country the day after they win.

Wish granted, you can, but only after you're 60 and as a janitor.

I wish that everyone has a Merry Christmas. Even if they're offended for following a religion different from Christianism.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2434 on: December 11, 2011, 11:32:26 AM »

Wish granted. Everybody has a merry Christmas. Very merry; the merriness of the entire year is concentrated into one day. The few that don't die of over-merriness commit suicide in the joyless new year.

I wish for the world to retain it's balance of merriness, and survive.
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ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2435 on: December 11, 2011, 11:46:31 AM »

Granted. The merriness is balanced using the Christmas scale as the standard, meaning that the whole world is a lot more jolly... and has more mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in -olly...

I wish I could tell when Ert was using mouseover text and when he wasn't.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2436 on: December 11, 2011, 05:21:53 PM »

Granted. Now you can't tell when he's trolling.

I wish that nothing happens.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2437 on: December 11, 2011, 05:47:56 PM »

Wish granted. The heat death of the Universe happens right now. Bye bye everything. The protons have decayed, the black holes have evaporated and only very low energy photons are faintly present.

I wish I wasn't dead so that I'll be unable to see the heat death of the Universe, in part because it will be a cold death.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2438 on: December 11, 2011, 06:40:34 PM »

Granted. You are now slightly less dead; you can watch the heat death, but it won't kill you.

I wish for the Take-A-Wish foundation to be a real thing.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2439 on: December 11, 2011, 08:30:15 PM »

Granted. However the Make-A-Wish foundation isn't a real thing, so the Take-A-Wish foundation dies out.

I wish for a Break-A-Wish foundation.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2440 on: December 11, 2011, 10:11:47 PM »

Granted, but one day the Break-a-Wish Foundation is tried and found guilty of manslaughter; some of the dying children wished for infinite wishes, and Break-a-Wish had to break them infinitely.

I wish for a garden hose, a ski mask, a bear trap, and a tourist's map of the Pentagon.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2441 on: December 12, 2011, 05:26:56 PM »

Granted. Everything works well except that the map is in Japanese; you get lost, and soon, arrested.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2442 on: December 12, 2011, 05:44:28 PM »

Granted. The letter is q

I wish I'd bet you wish you had known that I can read (some) Japanese.

私は日本語 を話せますか.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2443 on: December 13, 2011, 12:23:14 AM »

Granted. I do, but I also wish you'd fix that Japanese sentence that you screwed up so badly.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2444 on: December 19, 2011, 09:20:37 AM »

My bad. You see, I don't really speak the language, but I try.

Oh, crud! I see! I wish I had remembered that the direct object is not the same thing as the subject!
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