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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish Foundation  (Read 329289 times)

ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2640 on: November 05, 2012, 12:56:42 AM »

Granted. I bribe the wish-corruption-genie with fifty grand and three tickets to Henry V parts 1 and 2, and in return he doesn't corrupt my wish.

I wish for the genie to take my bribe and be corrupt himself.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2641 on: November 05, 2012, 11:37:35 AM »

Granted. But as you can't further corrupt something already completely corrupted, 1=0.

I wish for better logic than 1=0.
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ArtDrake

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2642 on: November 05, 2012, 04:05:31 PM »

Granted. 1=0.5

I wish for a bigger improvement than that.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2643 on: November 05, 2012, 04:12:51 PM »

Wish granted. 2 < 1.

Proof:
Assume: a < b.
Then, adding a to both sides, we get: 2a < a + b.
Subtracting 2b from both sides, we obtain: 2a - 2b < a - b.
Using the distributive property: 2 (a - b) < 1 (a < b).
Therefore, if we divide both sides by (a - b), we will prove that 2 < 1.

I wish that all of you like the proof presented above.

(Great! While I was writing this post Duckling replied but I could still use what I've written without changing a single character... except this parenthesis! :P )
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2644 on: November 05, 2012, 04:25:29 PM »

Granted. But the overall burden of proof is too great, and the website collapses under strain of illogical logic.

I wish for faster typing speed.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2645 on: November 05, 2012, 04:29:27 PM »

Wish granted. You now can type twice as faster but your typos now appear every other letter, making what you type unintelligible.

I wish I knew how to prove that triangles don't exist.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2646 on: November 05, 2012, 05:32:42 PM »

Granted. However, you remember that in your earlier proof, you failed to invert the inequality after dividing both sides by a negative value.

I wish triangles existed again.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2647 on: November 05, 2012, 05:53:17 PM »

Granted. They exist inside your mind. Quite literally in fact.

I wish for speed.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2648 on: November 05, 2012, 07:17:19 PM »

Wish granted. You now are able to move so fast that the heat generated by the friction of the air incinerates you on your next movement... you'd better. Be. Very. Still!

I wish you wanted me to prove that in any set of billiard balls, all balls have the same colour.

(I think that proving that 2 < 1 is funnier than proving that 2 = 1.)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2649 on: November 05, 2012, 08:06:40 PM »

Granted. But seeing as you only wanted me to want you to prove that in any set of billiard balls, all balls have the same color, the genie ignores your wish.

I wish for a more logical corruption. Something along the lines of 2 gtr 1
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2650 on: November 05, 2012, 08:35:51 PM »

I wish I knew what gtr meant. Seeing as I don't, you don't get your wish. Haha.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2651 on: November 05, 2012, 08:41:09 PM »

Granted. We all cease to exist, and the thread dies.

(gtr is the greater than operator in DOS.) Example:
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if %variablex% gtr %variabley% goto %variablez%
I wish for more intense coding abilities.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2652 on: November 06, 2012, 04:04:11 AM »

Granted. You create your own code, which can only be used to make viruses, which travel through internet, and are unstoppable because no firewall can block them since they are unseen. It eats all data off everybodys computers in just a few nights and after that, no one used the internet ever again.

I wish that my computer didn't get infected.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2653 on: November 06, 2012, 08:57:09 AM »

Granted. You make your own .ATH code that explodes your computer and puts a curse on you and everyone you know.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2654 on: November 06, 2012, 04:15:56 PM »

Granted. Once more nothingness, and thread abandonment.

I wish for fewer viruses.
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