Wish granted. 2 < 1.

Proof:

Assume: a < b.

Then, adding a to both sides, we get: 2a < a + b.

Subtracting 2b from both sides, we obtain: 2a - 2b < a - b.

Using the distributive property: 2 (a - b) < 1 (a < b).

Therefore, if we divide both sides by (a - b), we will prove that 2 < 1.

I wish that all of you like the proof presented above.

(Great! While I was writing this post Duckling replied but I could still use what I've written without changing a single character... except this parenthesis!

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