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Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish Foundation  (Read 297447 times)

Kaseke

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2700 on: November 18, 2012, 02:04:50 PM »

Wish granted. Suddenly the sky ends up in your pocket and you explode because it's huge mass stabilizes.

I still wish I could make wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2701 on: November 18, 2012, 02:27:07 PM »

Unable to grant wish. Sorry.

I wish for jokes.
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Kaseke

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2702 on: November 18, 2012, 02:47:46 PM »

Wish granted! Tomorrow you will hear the worst puns of your life and die of embarrassment.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2703 on: November 18, 2012, 03:09:55 PM »

Granted...

I wish for ties.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2704 on: November 19, 2012, 10:14:49 PM »

Granted. You tie for last place in a wishing competition.

I wish for hiatuses.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2705 on: November 20, 2012, 06:18:20 AM »

Granted. Sadly, the genie's vocabulary is terrible and, it gives you potatoes instead.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2706 on: November 20, 2012, 12:46:30 PM »

Granted. The genie takes that wish as a wish to get my wishing ability back!

I wish this wasn't a dream
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2707 on: November 20, 2012, 06:56:43 PM »

Granted. It never was.  :o

I wish for less potatoes.
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Kaseke

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2708 on: November 21, 2012, 02:17:34 AM »

Granted. Now you got no potatoes. Actually, no one has any potatoes. The world starves to death.

I wish for something physical.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2709 on: November 21, 2012, 03:30:07 AM »

Wish granted. An anvil falls on your head. Now you're shorter!

I wish you all sing in choir "Yes! We have no bananas" until I puke.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2710 on: November 21, 2012, 10:29:50 AM »

Granted. However, you're a dead cow, and cows can't vomit. Have a nice eternity of us singing it!

I wish I could stop singing now. It's been a year.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2711 on: November 22, 2012, 06:28:16 AM »

Granted. An anvil falls on your head. Now you're shorter!

I wish for the liberation of all turkey kind.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2712 on: November 22, 2012, 01:48:40 PM »

Granted. The turkey kind don't give a ****.

I wish the turkey kind would give a **** :(
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2713 on: November 22, 2012, 07:52:20 PM »

Granted. The astrix turn to ninja throwing stars, and you injure yourself.

I wish for locomotives in my living room.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2714 on: November 22, 2012, 08:22:53 PM »

Granted, but first you have to get a permit. Which can only be obtained from the Grammar and Orthography Nazi Party, who you just pissed off when you misspelled asterisks.

I wish I had days and days of vacation, rather than just days.
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