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[bugfartboy]

Granted. Unfortunately the remake is absolutely terrible, and the only attention it brings to the forums is that of rage.

(Aside: I'd be willing to try my hand at building the maps and recreating the storyline [Maybe with a few extra touches on my part] if someone handles the artwork and sprites. I feel I understand the actions and such well enough, but I'm terrible at artwork.)

I wish for someone who'd be willing to help with the artwork, as described in the aside above.

[Sythion]

Granted. Sadly everyone who wants to help lacks talent and those with talent don't want to help.

I wish for a Shadowling Guardian smiley thingy to be added to the forums.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but it displaces the Stone Golem. 

I wish I had the talent to help.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Unfortunately all desire to do so disappears with the talent's presence.

I wish to survive the last few weeks of my high school career.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. Then you get to college, and it skins you alive.

(Mind if I ask which college you're headed to, if any?)

I wish that I stopped spending so much money on games so I have enough to get Telepath Tactics when it comes out.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Unfortunately for all of us, Craig decides Telepath Tactics is a lost cause and vanishes into the interwebs without a trace.

I wish to go Into The Woods.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. However, you end up playing Tree Number Five, and never see any of the action in the musical.

I wish I didn't have to get up tomorrow, with the stipulation that I don't want to flat-out die, thank you.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You wake up to discover that your legs and feet have mysteriously vanished, as have your arms and hands. You are now physically incapable of getting up tomorrow.

I wish that my roommate would start using earphones of some sort and his laptop when he's watching videos. (Seriously, dude. They're just Let's Plays. Sure they're awesome, but I can hear your TV from the other side of the building.)

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Your roommate is now using his fresh new headphones: eardestroyers, that can disintegrate an ear in less than 43 seconds. They're so powerful that you can hear on the other side of the town!

I wish that algebra17 was a shadowling, that way he will not miss his legs, only his arms!

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Unfortunately the world isn't ready for the shadowling species, and algebra17 doesn't make it very far with his new life.

I wish my freezer had an unlimited supply of pizza nuggets.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted, however, the door is jammed and you cannot open it.

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and everything else that is appropriate and a Happy New Year.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but 2014 kinda sucked, so we're more focused on how we're glad the old year is over than that the new one's here.

I wish to find a penny in the street tomorrow.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Your foot gets run over by a passing car as you get ready to bend over and pick it up.

I wish for the polar ice caps to spontaneously melt as soon as someone reads this message.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but only insofar as ice in every existing glacier maintains a dynamic equilibrium of freezing and melting or depositing and sublimating at its edge.

I wish to be done with Wuthering Heights.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But Wuthering Heights is actually done with you.

I wish for yogurt.