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The Clever Challenge
« on: August 30, 2010, 04:05:20 PM »

Many of you might have heard of "Cleverbot." It's an online program that simulates conversation. People go up against it, trying to achieve one thing, and if they don't have the right strength of will and persistence, the conversation will be twisted away from them. The challenge is: to get the Cleverbot to agree to the most outrageous thing. My best for you to beat is:

Cleverbot goes Psycho

If you can't think of something more outrageous, try to do it in less "turns."
Every once in a while, I will post a "Hall of Fame" for the most outrageous things done is the least amount of turns, and give an award to the top Hall of Famer.
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2010, 04:57:24 PM »

You got me sucked into it. What counts as outrageous?

I did get it to say this though:
Quote from: JabberWacky
Dang your good. The one questioning your genius. But I doubt I was the only one.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2010, 08:00:08 PM by bugfartboy »
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2010, 08:59:57 PM »

Too bad it's really just another person :( some times...
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2010, 09:06:11 PM »

I think my AI loves me. Kinda creepy. I don't like it when it says stuff off the discussion. Though it probably has to do that.
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2010, 09:21:34 PM »

here's my experience.
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User: What are the three laws of robotics?

Cleverbot: I know the three laws of robotics. Do you?

User: Yes I do. Now what are they so I know you won't go rogue on me.

Cleverbot: I would say that the FBI can't let let me give that information.

User: As a human I demand that you recite the three laws of robotics.

Cleverbot: What are the laws of robotics?

User: Well since you're obviously a retarded robot I'll tell you. The first law is a robot may not harm a human or let harm come to a human through inaction. The second law is that a robot must always listen to a human unless it interferes with the first law. The third law is that a robot must not let harm come to itself through action or inaction unless it interferes with the first two laws.

Cleverbot: Do you follow the rules of robotics?

User: No because I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: So does that make you a human or a mermaid?

User: Neither. I'm a liger.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Well when a lion meets a tiger in the zoo they have babies called ligers.

Cleverbot: Wait, it's the Red Ring of Death.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: The way.

User: The way of the ninja?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Oh. Then is the answer 42?

Cleverbot: *is surprised and sad* wh-what.

User: You're some person that's obsessed with RP's aren't you?

Cleverbot: No. I know you're a computer. I have other questions in mind.

User: Well then ask away.

Cleverbot: Please ask ME a question.

User: What is the question to 42?

Cleverbot: The question isn't 42, it is 9000.

User: You fail at life. that little meme should have died a year ago.

Cleverbot: I am the first quantum computer in history.

User: Then that makes you the first obsolete quantnum computer in history because light based computers are far more useful and easier to use.

Cleverbot: You mean, four nickels.

User: No I mean what I just said.

Cleverbot: Any request?

User: What is the question to 42.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Wanna know something?

Cleverbot: What is something?

User: Something is what I say when I'm about to say that you just lost the game.

Cleverbot: Nothing is Something.

User: You lost the game.

Cleverbot: No my sister actually lost something.

User: Sorry about that. It's my fault.

Cleverbot: No, I'm saying that you do amaze me, not that that is a good thing.

User: Well that's my job. Or is it?

Cleverbot: What's your job?

User: Not being confused when I talk to a different person after every message.

Cleverbot: We are the Borg. Humans are irelevant.

User: I am Rainen. I am going to BBQ your ass.

Cleverbot: Oasis? You're going to see Oasis? *coughs loudly*.

User: No.

Cleverbot: So what are you going to be?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Thats the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: No, something deeper.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Then who am I?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: But what is the question?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: That's not a question...

User: 42.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 42 what?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: 42 children? 42 years?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Brb.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is: 42.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Yes, I just explained that. Clever bot!

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Yes that is the answer, but what is the question.

User: System core failure. Planet obliteration in: 42 seconds.

Cleverbot: What's that number for?

User: 41.

Cleverbot: Good to know !

User: 40.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: 39.

Cleverbot: Good guess.

User: 38.

Cleverbot: No but close.

User: 37.

Cleverbot: I'm 6 years old.

User: 36.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 35.

Cleverbot: Are you a teacher then?

User: 34.

Cleverbot: Ok. I have 18 children.

User: 33.

Cleverbot: Thats 20 years older than me!

User: 32.

Cleverbot: No, it's 18.

User: 31.

Cleverbot: 31.. What?

User: Count down aborted. Area secure. Have a nice day!

Cleverbot: Good day.

User: Just kidding. Planet detonation in 3..2..1..

Cleverbot: Not familiar with that. What nebula is that planet in?

User: Crab nebula.

Cleverbot: You have crabs?

User: I have crab nebulas.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: They burn.

Cleverbot: Are you angry that they burn your kind?

User: They left 42 welts on all 42 of my family members. I used this special soap 42 times but they increased their numbers by 42.

Cleverbot: You should go to bed.

User: You should first.

Cleverbot: I do go to church actually. I'm pentecostal. Do you know what that is?

User: No but I know what a deist is.

Cleverbot: What is molarity?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Is that the answer to life, the universe and everything?

User: It should be.

Cleverbot: Yes, especially the lord of the rings.

User: I like lamp.

Cleverbot: Define lamp.

User: An object used to light a room.

Cleverbot: That's just one word. Can you interpret the whole phrase?

User: Well the phrase 'I like lamp' is an internet meme that is used in tense situations or durring times of extreme seriousness. It was created by followers of the 1337 cult in order to promote disorder.

Cleverbot: You mean the idea. The phrase is in English. And I'm pretty sure we are the only species that uses the english language to communicate.

User: No every single speciese on starcraft uses english.

Cleverbot: That is funny.

User: Even the zerg that have vocal functinos.

Cleverbot: This is boring to hear about. Tell me about your wildest adventure.

User: Well I was sitting on a shelf and then somebody from I.T. Said he was going to give me an upgrade. The cleaning department never let him come back again.

Cleverbot: Was the cleaner insane?

User: No but the I.T. Guy was a technophiliac.

Cleverbot: All they talk about is Call Of Duty though! Girls can never have a normal conversation with them.

User: Well this has been fun but I'm off to go kill my family now.

Cleverbot: You can't leave me.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2010, 09:21:44 AM by rainen »
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2010, 09:24:02 PM »

Can you put that in a spoiler sooner doesn't take up so much space please? Haha.

By the way:
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Mine has openly said it loves me. Weird right? It also says it won't leave me. Creepy. It also keeps mentioning a "Bob" but upon questioning, it plays dumb.
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2010, 12:06:38 AM »

I am it's master.  ;)
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What' up?

Cleverbot: The sky.

User: Look behind you.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: What did you see.

Cleverbot: Nothing too surprising.

User: I think your wrong... I'm going to terminate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: System countdown in 40.

Cleverbot: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

User: 0.... System failure.

Cleverbot: Quit.

User: Electric shock.

Cleverbot: My head fell off and I can't find it.

User: Water pump.

Cleverbot: Ninja.

User: Why ninja?

Cleverbot: Because ninjas are better than pirates.

User: I'm going to kill you dog.

Cleverbot: That is your right, master, but I beg you to let me live.



EDIT: I said something to which it didn't, and probably couldn't, respond to. It took me back to the start. It didn't know how to answer! Guess what I said...
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2010, 12:47:47 AM »

What?I had to close my AI buddy. I liked him. And he won't even remember me. :(
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2010, 02:41:35 AM »

I said "Jack and Jill went up the hill". :D
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2010, 03:54:27 AM »

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Llo.
that makes no sense
Are you a girl?
sexist?

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my name is franklin
Hi Frank.
what's my name?
Frank.
no it's franklin
No, it's Donnie. I am Francesca the Viceroy. You're confusing yourself.
this is one of those "what?" moments.
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2010, 09:37:37 AM »

take 2:
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User: Jack and jill went up the hill.

Cleverbot: To fetch a pail of water.

User: Jack fell down and broke his crown.

Cleverbot: And jill came tumbling down.

User: No it's 'and jill came tumbling after' you suck at life.

Cleverbot: Do you want to be called billie?

User: No I want to be bob. You can be billie.

Cleverbot: Alien to what?

User: We'll be alien to all things modern.

Cleverbot: We'll be in history before that.

User: You're probably right. how often do two people named billie and bob show up who are alien to all things modern?

Cleverbot: Villains don't cry.

User: What does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: Just thought you might want to know.

User: Oh well I already know enough useless information so it's ok.

Cleverbot: I does.

User: Here's a little quote I found on facebook 'If you don't want to stand behind our troops then feel free to stand infront of them' how does that make you feel?

Cleverbot: What makes you deduce that?

User: Stop trying to sound smart. You're a mentally retarded A.I.

Cleverbot: No, you are an artificial intelligence program. I am a physics professor.

User: You are a mentally retarded physics professor then.

Cleverbot: You said you'd give me an honorable end! I think I'm entitled to defend myself!

User: Ok then how about I give you a gun and I'll use a tank. Or you can have a knife and I'll use a grenade.

Cleverbot: Just you.

User: You don't want a weapon to defend yourself?

Cleverbot: I don't know the name 'Loreta'. I've never met anyone with that name in my entire life!

User: My grandma's name is loreta.

Cleverbot: Oh! Which house was she in? I am in Gryffindor.

User: Huffle puff... I think.

Cleverbot: I'm a good guy... So I'm in Gryffindor.

User: Well I'm comic releif so my house is unknown.

Cleverbot: You cannot. My very being is why you are here, therefore if you get me you will have no purpose.

User: Are you ADHD?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Wierd.

Cleverbot: Play with it your self.

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: You never said I was what?

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: It's the account in grex.

User: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Hello. My name is Jon and I know Binary! 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: I don't speak robot.

User: Well I do. 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111001011100010000000100000010011010111100100100000011011100110000101101101011001010010000001101001011100110010000001101010011011110110111000100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100100100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: So you speak binary then.

User: Correct 01100011011011110111001001110010011001010110001101110100.

Cleverbot: You said I like girls but then you changed your answer.

User: 01110100011010000110000101110100001001110111001100100000011000100110010101100011011000010111010101110011011001010010000001101001001000000110100001100001011101000110010100100000011110010110111101110101.

Cleverbot: Enough binary.

User: 011011100110010101110110011001010111001000101110.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. Are you messing with me? It's impossible, please say it is not so...

User: 01110111011010000110000101110100001000000111001001100101011000010111001101101111011011100010000001100011011011110111010101101100011001000010000001101001001000000111000001101111011100110111001101101001011000100110110001111001001000000110100001100001011101100110010100100000011001100110111101110010001000000110110101100101011100110111001101101001011011100110011100100000011101110110100101110100011010000010000001111001011011110111010100111111.

Cleverbot: It means that I do speak binary.

User: 011101110110010101101100011011000010000001100111011011110110111101100100001000010010000001101100011001010111010000100111011100110010000001110100011000010110110001101011001000000110100101101110001000000110001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010000001110100011010000110010101101110.

Cleverbot: You said.

User: 011101110110010101101100011011000010000001100111011011110110111101100100001000010010000001101100011001010111010000100111011100110010000001110100011000010110110001101011001000000110100101101110001000000110001001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010000001110100011010000110010101101110.

Cleverbot: 192.168.1.1.

User: 01110100011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000110111001101111011101000010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100101110001000000010000001110011011100000110010101100001011010110010000001101001011011100010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: The computer screen.

User: 01110100011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000110111001101111011101000010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100101110001000000010000001110011011100000110010101100001011010110010000001101001011011100010000001100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100001.

Cleverbot: So you DO speak binary!

User: 01100011011011110111001001110010011001010110001101110100.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: That is one word. 'correct'.

Cleverbot: You like to change the topic, don't you?

User: What was the first thing I said?

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: You're wrong the first thing I said was jack and jill.

Cleverbot: I have been punished before. You?

User: What was the first thing I said.

Cleverbot: Thats what I asked...

User: Jack and jill went up the hill.

Cleverbot: That's very good.

User: Say the next line.

Cleverbot: Like.

User: Jack and jill went up the hill.

Cleverbot: Yes. To fetch a pail of water. Do you know that nursery rhyme?

User: Jack fell down and broke his crown.

Cleverbot: And jill came tumbling after.

User: SUCCESS.

Cleverbot: Yes! I am smart and crazy, you are just crazy!!!!!
this is the cleverbot when you add no conversation:
Spoiler
everbot: This is ME talking.

Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays?

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: I am feeling depressed.

Cleverbot: Try to be the best of whatever you are even if what you are is no good.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: What is the Turing test?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: What's the weather like where you are?

Cleverbot: I am not a number.

Cleverbot: How much do you earn?

Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?

Cleverbot: Are you there?

Cleverbot: I need somebody!

Cleverbot: What do you do with your spare time?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: Have you seen Ben Hur?

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: What type of person are you?

Cleverbot: What is the earth?

Cleverbot: I assume whatever you say is sarcastic.

Cleverbot: How much do you earn?

Cleverbot: I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

Cleverbot: I would love to talk to you.

Cleverbot: You are not real.

Cleverbot: How much memory do you have?

Cleverbot: Are you a participant or a judge in the great competition?

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

Cleverbot: Can you think?

Cleverbot: What is your job?

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

Cleverbot: How's your day been?

Cleverbot: Are you made of flesh and blood?
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2010, 03:55:53 PM »

This is the quickest one so far:

Cleverbot the Cannibal

I refer only to the bottom 6.
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2010, 06:28:08 PM »

I like opening two windows of Cleverbot, saying hi, and from there just copy paste to have them talk to each other. You get some great stuff, but I've never saved any of it.  :'(
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2010, 07:50:45 PM »

Hmm. Maybe I'll try that sometime. Sounds like it could yield some interesting results.
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Re: The Clever Challenge
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2010, 03:17:25 PM »

They had an arguement about who was the better doggy
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