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Started by bugfartboy, September 05, 2010, 09:53:32 PM

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ArtDrake

I don't know. It's probably a bad idea, if that's a real reason.

Why am I sore over this?

bugfartboy

Because everyone likes their own idea.

Why do I feel so relaxed for once?

ArtDrake

#152
Because there is no reason to stress over impending doom if it's inevitable.

What would you do if I didn't ask a question?

bugfartboy

TAZzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Why am I about to fall asleep?

ArtDrake

Because it's late.

Why must my triceps suck? I can't bench 150.

bugfartboy

Because you are juusstt like me! >:-)

ArtDrake

Taze!!!

Why is there so much acetaldehyde in my head right now?

bugfartboy

TAZE!!! Like namelesskitty in Tazer the Cat, I have the ability to make my own rules as I see fit. TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE!!!!!

TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE?

ArtDrake

Because with the time zone difference, that's happy hour in Australia.

Why do I make references to alcohol? I can't figure it out. I think I'll stop now. Then again, you can also get large amounts of Shirley Temples at happy hour, and you get like 15 cherries a refill if you tip the waiter/ess $1 every time they come around.

bugfartboy

Because you are drunk right now.

Why am I bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz?

Duskling

Because you're a bee!

Why do I ask these stupid questions?

ArtDrake

To get to the other side! Erm, I mean -- to get stupider answers?

Why would I be drunk if I were thirteen as my profile suggests?


bugfartboy

You know that fruit punch I gave you a while ago? It wasn't 100% fruit punch.

Why am I dizzy and about to fall asleep right where I'm sitting right n-

ArtDrake

'Cause it's tooo laaaate.... to be going to sleep.

Why does my cat not exist yet? I'm waiting.

bugfartboy

Because it hates you. And every other animal hates you too. You know when you lead point during migration season and he other ducks follow you? Their not migrating. They want to kill you.

Why must my breakfast be lunch?