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Started by bugfartboy, September 05, 2010, 09:53:32 PM

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MikeW781

Parce que je ne compris pas francais. c'est un mauvaise lingue.

Why do I need to learn to prove what the length of a chord in a circle is?
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!

bugfartboy

Parce que je suis seulement dans un français et n'ont pas le vocabulaire pour le faire.

Why not talk to Phil, my floating roll of talking toilet paper?

Chrono

Quote from: MikeW781 on December 17, 2010, 03:34:13 PM
Why do I need to learn to prove what the length of a chord in a circle is?
Because that itself is a stupid question on a test.

Quote from: Bugfartboy on December 17, 2010, 04:15:29 PM
Why not talk to Phil, my floating roll of talking toilet paper?
Because I can't speak paper, Phil. Translate that for me, Buggy.

Why do I think time crawls while other people think time flies?
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ArtDrake

Because they are snails.

Why, when shadow boxing, doesn't the shadow fight back?

Chrono

It does. You just haven't realized that you just hurt your knuckles.
Better response: Because the wall / floor does it for him.

Why do cats lick themselves?
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bugfartboy

Because they are just gross like that. Imagine having to smell like everything you've eaten the past week.

Phil the Toilet paper (Translated from paperese into English): Why not learn to speak paperese?

ArtDrake

Because toilet paper is even grosser than some of cats' habits. Hooray for Solstice!

What does it mean when what you see is looking darker than usual, your head feels funny, and you see sticky red stuff on your body, and you're sure, however, that you didn't recently eat hash brownies with ketchup in a poorly-lit barbeque joint?

Chrono

It means that you were swimming in a pool of wine, got drunk, and painted yourself with chili sauce.

Why do hierarchies exist?
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ArtDrake

Because loerarchies didn't work.

Why?

Chrono

Be more specific please. I'll assume that you were asking why "loerarchies" didn't work.

Because capitalists never could stand communism.

Query: Why did the HKs in kotor have to insert a word to describe what they were saying? I find it quite intriguing.
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ArtDrake

I didn't mean 'why don't loerarchies...'; I meant "Why?", in the universal sense.
I am incapable of answering the question.

Why not take one from the bats and hang upside down?

Chrono

Sorry. Then, to make up for it.

Quote from: Duckling on December 18, 2010, 12:50:11 PM
Why?
Because.

Quote from: Duckling on December 19, 2010, 04:58:12 PM
Why not take one from the bats and hang upside down?
Because then hanging criminals wouldn't work.

Why not bug the bug?
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ArtDrake

For the same reason one doesn't badger a badger, or buffalo a buffalo.

Chrono

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ArtDrake

Why am I so absent-minded? ... always forgetting parts of my post...