Fortunately unfortunately

[ArtDrake]

Unfortunately, blind faith and voodoo magic (i.e. Christianity) will not revive people. Instead, they have to go into cryostasis until a cure for 5th degree burns is found.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Fortunately there's no such thing as fifth degree burns.

[bugfartboy]

Unfortunately, Duckling wanted to stay dead, so he wasn't brought back to life with the rest of us.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Fortunately we don't care what he thinks and bring him back anyways.

[bugfartboy]

Unfortunatly, because he believes that there is no such thing as a soul, he commits suicide and is sent forward to judgement day and is sent away from God's presence because he didnt believe in him, and gets thrown in the lake of sulfur with Lucifer and other nonbelievers.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Unfortunately this turned into a theological argument.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, Craig rewarded us for surviving so we all got magic powers. Ducklings is to make any conversation into a dumb theological argument, namelesskitties is to erase his/her identity, Duskling's is major endurance, and mine to be good with telekinetics.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Unfortunately ducklings power got irreversibly changed to being able to copy anything aka shape shift.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, whenever he changes, it become permanent. Yay!!!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Unfortunately you're wrong and just have some personal vendetta, this is just what I was talking about not doing, don't personally attack somebody.

[bugfartboy]

Fortunatly, no one cares and we all get along with the game.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Unfortunately the person trying to kill us is very rich.

[ArtDrake]

Fortunately, I join the conversation; Nameless, thanks for defending me in the duration of my absence.

APoC, I really don't need another enemy right now. im2smart4u is bothersome to me, and while he may not think of it that way, I find that whenever I try to say something uneducated in the Politics section, he almost eats me.

I thought we said agree to disagree.

And also, fortunately, we DID find a cure for non-existent 5th degree burns (the nonexistent ones are harder to treat), so I was brought out of cyrostasis, and still have all of my face, because of stem cell research. I hope no one has any problems with stem cell research, and/or thinks it's playing God. It's not. If you think so, you have every right not to get a replacement heart when you start to die of heart cancer, and no one wants to donate one.

[bugfartboy]

Unfortunatly, the person trying to kill us controls the media and turns the world against Sinister Design.

[ArtDrake]

Fortunately, we don't care.