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bugfartboy

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #180 on: October 21, 2010, 01:43:13 PM »

It doesn't. While Duckling is explaining himself, I boot him off the bench and lay down on it
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #181 on: October 24, 2010, 07:16:56 PM »

I promptly sit on you. And it has everything to do with it. If you can't draw a connection between two posts in conjunction with the same post, ur2dumb4me, then I deem you truly worthy of thy name.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #182 on: October 24, 2010, 07:30:39 PM »

I remain laying on the bench while a wind picks up and you feel the irresistible urge to fly south for the winter.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #183 on: October 24, 2010, 07:44:35 PM »

Actually, the bench is where the first poster is, and that would be Southern USA. Ducks don't need to migrate in the South. Try harder.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #184 on: October 26, 2010, 03:38:21 PM »

I pull a bugs bunny and yell "Duck Season!" You are chased away by frenzied hunters.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #185 on: October 26, 2010, 03:53:02 PM »

Elmer Fudd doesn't scare me. My head can twist around 2000 degrees, which is the result of being shot.

I chase bugs and you away with a feather duster.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #186 on: October 27, 2010, 03:49:01 PM »

Feather dusters don't scare me. I am a superior cleaning device.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #187 on: October 27, 2010, 03:50:10 PM »

Then I pull out the snake nest in a ball and throw it at the Duck. And those are real snakes by the way.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #188 on: October 27, 2010, 03:58:10 PM »

Then I cage you with my mortal enemy, the swiffer. He easily defeats your feather duster abilities.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #189 on: October 27, 2010, 05:22:00 PM »

I walk out of the cage, and ignore the rather aggressive attempt at snakitude.

Then, I get an enthusiastic 5-year-old and tell her to step on any bugs she finds.

I take the bench, and see if anyone is going to try to stop me.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #190 on: October 27, 2010, 05:23:42 PM »

I'm not a bug. I'm a bugboy. There's a difference. Enraged, I push you off the bench and spit on your face.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #191 on: October 28, 2010, 02:02:54 PM »

I also spit on you face. And rob a store, throw you the stolen goods and ski mask, then yell "hey cops, its the robber!"
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #192 on: October 28, 2010, 07:17:27 PM »

Actually, I'm in a park, sitting on the ground, dazed, wondering someone would be so rude as to spit on me, and no where near a store of any kind.

Then I tisk at the bugboy until he is guilted into leaving the bench.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #193 on: October 28, 2010, 09:55:09 PM »

But Bugfartboy is listening to his iPod, therefore, he can't hear your tisking and is unaffected.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #194 on: October 29, 2010, 06:26:53 AM »

Actually, I ignore your earbuds and tisk through them. Now it's your turn to come up with a new and interesting way to get me to leave, rather than refuting what has happened.
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