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Steelfist

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2010, 08:42:19 AM »

Punch you repeatedly. Spit on your unconscious body. Sit down on bench.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2010, 09:54:16 AM »

Returns with a chili dog with beans, onions, and garlic. Eats it getting chili all over you. Belch in your face.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2010, 10:51:17 AM »

While you were asleep, go over to the local toy store, and buy as many bionicles as there are. When you wake up, they are all pointed at you. You run.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2010, 11:45:16 AM »

I use the powers of the soon to be created Darkness and his black winged steed Night to corrupt you on the spiritual level and the devil takes you home. I take the bench and decide to share with mopman.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2010, 01:39:51 PM »

Woot! Although bear in mind, I did release the Mega-Fart.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2010, 01:41:04 PM »

Hello!! Farting bugboy! I can live with it.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2010, 01:37:16 PM »

I give you a leprosy hug until you go away to get antibiotic treatment.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2010, 01:48:43 PM »

Has mopman protect my seat until I return. Returns and punches you in the face through a rubber glove.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2010, 02:48:24 PM »

Are you normally such a violent person?
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2010, 03:55:37 PM »

Ummmmm... No... I've just been in a bad mood and I've been smacking people to make up for it.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2010, 04:04:07 PM »

picks nose, nose falls off on buggy. after buggy runs away, I put my nose back in.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2010, 04:13:51 PM »

MACE THE CAT!!
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2010, 04:15:15 PM »

tazer the duck please.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2010, 04:15:51 PM »

Breathes in face.

Cat falls over.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2010, 04:17:17 PM »

kitty loves fishy, ducky is next :-*
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