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Started by The Holy namelesskitty, September 12, 2010, 09:26:21 PM

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The Holy namelesskitty

This is like KotH but if you would leave in real life leave, also can we assume that from now on everyone is human.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



bugfartboy

Nah. I kick the cat and go back to sitting on my really small parkbench, reading a really tiny newspaper, while everyone stares at me vicously.

The Holy namelesskitty

You were the one to ask for rules so you are a human like everyone else and will leave if in real life you would.

Sits down on the normal sized park bench, picks up cell phone, "Alright I found him,"... "in the park"... "you're ready, good"... "how far away do I have to be again?"... "that far??!"... "well you know best"

Runs off, while TAFKaBugfartboy runs off takes the bench.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



bugfartboy

Discovers a trick and comes back to discover the bench entirely unharmed. Goes to a store and buys some laser pointers, recruits some friends and hides them in the bushes. Then has them aim the laser pointers at your chest. Then I wait for you to notice them. Then you notice a note I had left behind on the bench. It says,"Bye bye nasty kitty. PS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!". You run off and never return. I then take the bench.

The Holy namelesskitty

Never returning is too much control, I come back to find you broke unsaid rules and have the state of Texas (because, It's big and populated) arrest you for breaking the unsaid rules of charachter control.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



bugfartboy

I then sue for my release for arresting me for something that I had no idea of. You are then locked up for many many years and I take the bench.

ArtDrake

I use my hooker voice. Scram. My bench.

The Holy namelesskitty

give you the eye, then say, yeah you sat in it. by the way, you don't need to do anything too radical, just something that would make you get off in real life
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuA3DfguEic



ArtDrake

Sit next to you with AIDS.

bugfartboy

Walks over with a contagious flesh-eating disease covering the left side of my body.

ArtDrake

Let you have the left side of the bench.

bugfartboy

Turns around and makes to hug you in a brotherly way.

ArtDrake

Stop you, and introduce you to Zaktan, who has an equally interesting skin condition.


Steelfist

Belch the alphabet repeatedly. People move away. I sit down.

ArtDrake

Pick you up. Drop you 5 meters away from the bench. My bench. Dare you to do anything about it.