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Author Topic: My New Religion [humor]  (Read 6102 times)

Deagonx

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My New Religion [humor]
« on: June 30, 2011, 03:51:23 AM »

I have created my own new religion.


I call it, Charliesheenism. I have even started on the new holy book!


[Coke 1:1] Then Charlie said: I'm winning.



Any one want to convert to my new religon?:D
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 03:55:16 AM »

[Coke 3:1]I'm on a drug, called Charlie Sheen!
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 03:56:06 AM »

Cypher, thats the spirit!
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 08:58:54 AM »

I'm confused.  This looks like a forum game, but the category says "Politics".

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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 09:03:52 AM »

No forum game intended. Im just spreading the good word of God our lord charlie sheen! ;)
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2011, 09:54:26 PM »

Politics: the process by which groups of people make collective decisions.
Charliesheenism: a process by which several individuals make self-interested choices, and, in general, eff up the lives of others and themselves.

Sorry, but I don't think the latter belongs in a board dedicated to the former.
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 11:29:46 PM »

I concur. I also find this religion offensive to me and my ways of deism.  God(s) do NOT take part in our mortal way of life.
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http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
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Game you play will help you to get by.

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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2011, 12:01:27 AM »

The Ancient Greeks would beg to differ, but I hear that coming from a modern-day monotheist.
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2011, 06:43:49 PM »

Politics: the process by which groups of people make collective decisions.
Charliesheenism: a process by which several individuals make self-interested choices, and, in general, eff up the lives of others and themselves.

Sorry, but I don't think the latter belongs in a board dedicated to the former.


Well Duck, when the most popular thread in this subforum is "Post your theological argument here" I think its safe to say religion and spirituality is a major part of this forum. Even in  the most sarcastic of forms.
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2011, 10:32:04 PM »

Please punctuate properly.

This is not an actual religion.

Please ask a moderator to move this to Forum Games or General Discussion, where it belongs.
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2011, 02:34:50 PM »

You are mocking religion, so it is offensive to say this is a legitimate topic and not a forum game.

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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2011, 03:44:56 PM »

You are mocking religion, so it is offensive to say this is a legitimate topic and not a forum game.


And if I were seriously to convert to my own made up religion?
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2011, 08:07:04 PM »

You are mocking religion, so it is offensive to say this is a legitimate topic and not a forum game.
And if I were seriously to convert to my own made up religion?
And if pigs could actually fly?  Sinse pigs can't fly and your not going to convert to your made up religion, you are still being offensive to actual religious beliefs.

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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2011, 09:45:43 PM »

Says the atheist.
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Re: My New Religion
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2011, 10:18:48 PM »

If he is, indeed, an atheist, then yes. What you're doing right now, however, is ad hominem, where you attack the speaker rather than his points. That is both morally incorrect and poor debating practice.
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