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The Holy namelesskitty

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Conversation stoppers
« on: July 16, 2011, 09:22:31 PM »

You have one line to silence a room, do your best.

We'll start out with a scenario (wedding, child's birthday party etc.) and the next poster stops the conversation and gives a new scenario.

EXAMPLE:

negotiating with the mob

Smartyfarts-

Godfather, I hardly know you screw you and you're whole operation.

Son/daughter saves your life.

Moesiris-

What a wonderful accident you ended up as.

Wedding

Not example anymore.

Scenario: late for wedding.
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Re: Conversation stoppers
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2011, 05:26:02 AM »

You know, I'm the father, not him. *Point to the groom*

You are a hostage of a group of heavily armed bank robbers. Police surround the bank.

Correct?
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2011, 08:41:06 AM »

Did I tell you guys that I'm in the SAS? And that, right now, I'm waiting for a reason not to kill all of you without even coming near you?

Situation: Been playing Halon 6:PkIR (it's a bit like Halo) for nine hours straight, multiplayer with your friend next door.
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« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2011, 05:31:52 PM »

Hey there's this cheat code that got like fifty people banned for life. Wanna see it?

Situation: charity fair.
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