Park bench

[ArtDrake]

Hmm... I predict a 90% chance of anchovie showers. Your duck hunters go home, and I would like to keep the bench.

[Mopman]

Why would anchovie showers send them home? They love anchovies.

[ArtDrake]

Actually, 75% of people have a gustatory or cultural revultion to anchovies, whether because of taste, salt levels, or simply the fact that they look gross.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

yum yum, I come and eat the anchovies, then I claw your face off yet again and rub the last anchovy in it.

[ArtDrake]

Fine. They're a bit salty though.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

yes the salt is rubbed in the bleeding wound that was your face.

[bugfartboy]

Gets a bath tub. Grabs the mangy cat and duck and throws them in, then closes the lid. Yes my bath tub has a lid. It locks too. :P OUR BENCH!!

[ArtDrake]

Fortunately, ducks and cats aren't that bad enemies, right? Oh, and I'm telling PETA.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

We call the PETA (not people eating tasty animals, the animal rights one) they call their hitmen on you, and unlock the animals and give them the bench, we are the animals, our bench.

[cyso]

As you are a stray cat, nameless, I call the pound and they haul you off.
I bring a dog to chase the duck around as I relax on the bench.

[bugfartboy]

I consider pushing the yogc off MOPMAN AMD I'S bench but offer to share it instead.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

* mopman's and my not mopman and I's. you, being wrong,  are hauled off to grammar learning camp. since all animals who are player controlled are human size we are set free and take the bench.

[ArtDrake]

Yeah, that bench was getting crowded. But I'll share it with a cat as long as he doesn't try to eat me.

[bugfartboy]

This is like KotH but if you would leave in real life leave, also can we assume that from now on everyone is human.

This has been ignored.

[Mopman]

I get out a hit out on pam anderson. I also have scientists discover evidence that peta does testing on animals. Without Pamelas support, and in the face of this new evidence, peta is taken down in a multitude of riots and court cases. I then lock nameless and ducky in a bath with a pack of piranahs. I also extend the hand of friendship towards yogc. Our bench!