Ask a Stupid Question

[Chrono]

Because I suck at drawing. Bar none.

Why is Cygnus shown giving candy in the streets?

[HeadShot]

Because he sucks.

What happens if guy loses to Cerzak but Cerzak dies from a massive Darkling Feedback attack?

[ArtDrake]

Then guy can obviously defeat Darkling. It's the only way to complete the triangle.

Why is Java so complicated?

[Chrono]

Because it isn't english but it uses english. How ironic.

Why learn Java when you can learn Japanese?

[ArtDrake]

Computers don't undestand Japanese, sadly...

Why Japanese?

[HeadShot]

Some people don't know what english is.

Why is it that everyone must have Flint and Dorgon Combined?

[Chrono]

They are both machines. Dorgon can deal high damage while Flint can take lots.

Why send Flint and Dorgon when you can use your hero in a 1-man army?

[ArtDrake]

Yeah, I don't get that about people...

Couldn't you just uber-train the Hero, and forget the rest of your team?

[Chrono]

No, unless the Hero had Light Bomb / Dark Vortex instead.

Why does the Hero in TSoG get to choose elements but doesn't get his area attack, while the Hero in TRPG2 is stuck with Pyro Hail? (no right/wrong answer)

[ArtDrake]

Because he's a demon in disguise.

Why is Fernatus fire-oriented?

[spoiler=terrible pun]Because he's a Red Cardinal![/spoiler]

[Chrono]

To get Arman on his knees.

Why is Arman so superstitious?

[ArtDrake]

Because the sky is falling. (See post-Jabbar hallucination conversation)

Why do chocolate-covered blueberries taste so GOOD?

[Chrono]

Because chocolate-covered strawberries taste BETTER.

Is it just me, or did something change at the bottom tab? (its was, indeed, just me)

Why eat a melon when you can eat a lemon?

[ArtDrake]

I think it's just you.

Which bottom tab?

[Chrono]

Edited. My apologies.

Please refer to the next question - I don't want to repeat it again.

P.S. It's the bottom where you click REPLY, etc.