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microscopic

Wish granted, now he wakes you up at 4.
I wish more people would play the game.

antiviral

galaxy

only

Wish granted. First you get eternal life, then you get eternal torture.
I wish for a paycheck.

I hire a bunch of sniper with .50 cals. They shoot a few vital spots of all the attractions in the theme park, causing them to blow up. I then tell them to shoot you, take over the hill, and keep the snipers as guards.

Australia: 11
Canada: 12
Mexico: 10
Brazil: 10
New Zealand: 12
Belgium: 10
Norway: 8
Slovakia: 9
Turkey: 8-
Nigeria: 10
Kazakhstan: 10
Thailand: 11
Kenya: 9+
Maldives: 100

certain

cosmonaut

Wish granted. I manage to revive you and put you in a new body, but I end up dying before I can completely finish it, so you spend the rest of your life treated like a freak.
I wish a new demo for TSoG would come out.

world powers

Wish granted. The wall that you're mounted on gets struck by lightning and catches on fire. Now you're not stuffed, just incinerated.
I wish we could go three wishes with someone getting killed.

Wish granted. You get stolen from the zoo, killed, stuffed, and mounted on a wall.
I wish I were good at this game!

I may have said this before, but...

Elemental scyth

The same move as slash, essentially, but with an element, like Shadow scyth (Same range as slash, but a shadow move) or light scyth (Same range as slash, but a light move)

Love it. I always thought it would make sense to sort of combine elemental and physical attacks.