What would you do?

[bugfartboy]

I don't know. Cry. Then surrender.

What would you do if you were a farting bugboy who became the Arch-Preist of Craiginism?

[ArtDrake]

Be formerly known as bugfartboy.

What would you do if you were spiderman?

[bugfartboy]

Squash myself. Ewww spiders!!!

What would you do if I squashed you?

[ArtDrake]

Come back as an un-squashable ghost.

[bugfartboy]

TAZE!!!

What would you do if I granted wishes?

[ArtDrake]

Assume you corrupted them, too.

What would you do if my cat clawed your face, like in Robot wants Puppy?

[bugfartboy]

Be a robot. Then throw a clawing cat at you.

What would you do if I didn't corrupt wishes?

[ArtDrake]

Grant them.

What would you do if I started calling im2smart4u "The Forum's Biggest Jerk" in my quotes?

[bugfartboy]

Agree with you. He can be. But he can occasionally make some good points.

What would you do if Craig died, but no one knew, and I filled in for him by accessing his account and computer, and decided to throw SinisterDesign down the metaphorical toilet?

[Duskling]

Probably be mad that this happened because, besides this, I have very little else in my life.

What would you do if no-one loved you?

[bugfartboy]

Feel unloved. Duh. :P

What would you do if you had a life?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

do noting different, I already have one.

what would you do if I was presentiment in disguise, ready to spring up and flame, spam and be a jerk.

[Zackirus]

Say, "Oh Goodie!"

What would you do if I left the forums?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

not much.

what would you do if                                   

[Ertxiem]

I'd murmur.

What would you do if the sky became green?