Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted, but they just feed them to their dogs.

I wish I would get more feedback in my strory. Whether good or bad.

[ArtDrake]

Your story is terrible until you take your last post about the cats back!

I wish people wouldn't talk about hate crimes against cats.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead they acually do them.

I wish for niceness from im2smart4u.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. He then proceeds to stalk you. And you're a terrible person, until you take back your anit-cat posts. It's not like I've ever said anything bad about dogs.

I wish people wouldn't commit hate crimes against cats, or do anything cruel, or unnecessarily deadly to them.

[Duskling]

Granted, but because of that, cats take back their position of gods that they had centuries ago.

I wish for a position in the elite.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You are on Duke's basketball team, and you make it to the Elite Eight.

I wish for zzzs.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You accidentally cut yourself on one of them.

I wish Duckling would leave again.

[ArtDrake]

Not granting that. How dare you! I feel the need to flame! Like, actual flame! You haven't even said that about im2samrt4u for goodness' sake. I mean, you're threatened to kill him, but that pales in comparison to leaving to forums. No, I can't take a joke if it's about me.

I wish people would leave me alone for a short while.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it was only a joke. :P You overreact.

I wish for ducks and fish.

[ArtDrake]

That sounds like a cat thing to say... did Holy Nameless put you up to this?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

no.

I wish for ducks and fish

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Just not me.

I wish for flashlight tag to be less painfully easy.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Everyone stops.

I wish for ducks and fish. No one ever granted my wish.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. They fall on you.

I wish for a tazer.

[bugfartboy]

TAZER!!!

I wish for fish and dish.