Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted, they hit you a second time when you're getting up. You should go to the hosptal. You might be concussed.

I wish for non-emos to survive.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they get run over by a stuck that was being driven by an emo.

I wish for acne on everyone but me.

[ArtDrake]

Are you just spiteful about your own? I have a worse skin condition, so don't be complaining. Every Thursday, at exactly 4:00 PM, my skin falls off in great clotted heaps. I wear my skin graft suit on Fridays, but it's starting to stink.

I wish for snooz.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I fall asleep while you stay eternally awake.

I wish for petri dishes.

[ArtDrake]

Granted the STEM CELLS in your face that you might use to achieve immortality.... grow, and in the morning, you have twice as much face.

I wish more more snooz, for me.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You fall into eternal sleep and die of starvation.

I wish for harmless tacos.

[Duskling]

Granted, but they are too spicy for you.

I wish for a nation of parakeets.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They love you so much that they cover you in fickle matter.
(Can you posts pic of your parakeet if possible? I love parakeets!)

I wish for my home planet to bring me home. I havn't seen bugopolis in sooooo long.

[ArtDrake]

What is fickle matter? Is it matter that is indecisive as to whether it really wants to have positive mass, and retracts its decisions?
Or are you referring to fecal matter. There's a big difference.

I wish people would use the right word. Like, the phrase is "cover your bases", a baseball term, whereas many use the term "cover your basis", which is incorrect.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But everyone hates you.
Fickle matter is matter that you wouldn't normally mess with, in this case bird poo.

I wish for knowledge.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Everyone else has it, and you could too, but you ignore it in the name of religion.

I wish for no homework.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you are required to stay at school for the rest of your life.

I wish for HOAM.

[ArtDrake]

What is hoam or h.o.a.m? Or do you mean home?

I wish for 89.7

[bugfartboy]

Granted, you cut yourself on one of it's sharp edges.

I wish for ZOOM.

[ArtDrake]

Tell me what these mean. Do you mean ZOOM, the TV-show, that actively supported scientific theory?
If so, I'm all for it.

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