Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You get TAZED into oblivion.

I wish for Panjorew to get good positive people building the story.

[Chrono]

Granted. But there's no progress since everyone's too positive.

I wish I could remember to bring up my wishes.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you don't and get TAZED. And being a robot, you don't react well to that.

I wish that I were a water bender.

[Chrono]

Granted, but the water puts you out before you can bend it.

I wish that I could get a better avatar.

[Duskling]

Granted, it is an awesome avatar of Atton Rand, but still, even the most awesome Atton pictures are not as awesome as HK-47 pictures!

I wish for magical maple syrup.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But Zack steals it.

I wish for ta-da.

[Chrono]

Granted, but the one who did that was a ninja and killed you while saying it.

I wish I were immune to all diseases....

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But your skin becomes like rice paper and your bones become like thin frail glass. Then I push you over.

I wish that people would read my compendium of Panjorew.

[Chrono]

Granted. But THN doesn't read it.

I wish I could think of a new and better name (or should I not change it after all ???).

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you decide not to change it.

I'm really not bugged that THN doesn't read it.

I wish for paper skin and bones frail and weak as glass.

[Chrono]

Granted. You set yourself on Fyer and explode. You become unrecognizable as of this moment.

I wish I could stop absorbing too much luck from any one person.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you do the reverse of absorbing too much luck and wring yourself dry of luck by giving it all away. Thank Chrono!

I wish for sleep that I control. I'm tired.

[Chrono]

Granted. But I won't let you until you grant my next wish.

I wish I knew how to start in Panjorew.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you don't. (I'll PM you a few ideas... In the morning. My midn isg oing ta shoot doun prete soun.)

I wish foh sleep.

[Chrono]

Granted. Your wish is now my command. Sleep.

I wish I could corrupt a genie instead.