Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You get a disgruntled Earl.

Granted. But they eat you'd eyes. Making their purpose no existent.

I wish Bug would explain himself.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you don't understand it.

I wish just for a bagel.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The wish was just, but the bagel was not.

I wish for the exclusion of logical fallacy from our world.

[Chrono]

Granted. Now everyone's 2smart4u.

I wish for Buggy to come back.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. That's enough of a curruption on it's own (I'm joking, of course).

I wish to be hailed as a god by a microscopic race of people.

[Chrono]

Granted. They expect miracles from you but when you don't grant their wishes, they kill you.

I wish I could be more active.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. You're more radioactive.

I wish that my new story would be a succes.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It's successful. At being unsuccessful.

I wish for minions.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. They kill you.

I wish that I didn't had the memory of a goldfish.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You have no memory.

I wish to control minions.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. you get 1000 minions, with swords, and attack a mafia, which then shoots them down.

I wish no more minions for steelfist to kill.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted, I get invincible and totally loyal minions, which I use to conquer the world.

I wish Kaseke was dropped from a height of fifty feet onto an eight foot spike.

[Chrono]

Granted. You're next.

I wish I were a genius.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. I smash your skull, rendering your brain useless.

I wish not to be next.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. you were previous
I wish I would have survived the drop