You know what they all say, and here's where you can post your favorite old sayings of ones that should be old sayings.
The more the merrier, it works on so many levels.
Better murder than misdiagnosis.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. That should totally be a saying.
He went from stinkin' rich, to just plain stinkin'.
A bird in the hand wuold be even better in the mouth.
Those who play with fire regularly, never get burned.
If it looks too good to be true, it probably is true.
Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Just hope it doesn't burn you away.
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars.
Forget to give a namelesskitty a name, it will eventually claw you to death.
It's hard to find a black cat in a dark room, especially when it's not there, from Confucius, it involves a cat.
when life gives you lemons.... squirtem in peoples' eyes!
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Just not yours.
An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, quote from Ghandi
If oranges are called so, why not apples called reds?
Oops
It is what is is, and that is how be things as they are to have been, for things as are not what they themselves be, are not.
Whaddity, what whatnow?
I yam what I yam.
We're both getting out of here alive if it kills me.
Don't hate. Suffocate.
Give a man fire, and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, and you warm him for a lifetime.
Having a friend is like being on fire. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
No. It has nothing to do with fire. It's:
Having friends is like peeing yourself. Everyone knows you did it, but only you can feel the warmth.
having friend is like having a cat, everyone knows but only you benefit.
In God's city, the inhabitants love people and walk on gold; while in mans city, the inhabitants love gold and walk on people.
Don't tell me different.
#1. loving gold is not a good way to reproduce, and we've existed a lot longer than one generation
#2. wouldn't they be all squishy?
#1. You know what I mean.
#2. You know what I mean.
Don't tell you different? Now, why would I want to do that? :-[
I, for one, hate gold. And I don't walk on anyone, and most people don't. It's only the truly cold-hearted that walk on people.
Them and people with really big feet. :D
You all know what I mean. It's not a litteral thing.
QuoteIn God's city, the inhabitants love people and walk on gold;
This is litteral.
Quotewhile in mans city, the inhabitants love gold and walk on people.
money, power, and will do whatever needs doing to get it. Including crushing others.
Bah!
An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind.
The full expression is
"An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth leaves everyone toothless and blind."
Why would you walk on gold? It's a proven fact that gold is a very soft metal, and under years of strain, will mold itself into ruts. Ruts stink when you
a) are driving electric cars
b) are flying around all the time, and don't need to walk; you never should get tired, because immortal souls don't produce lactic acid.
Yes but the blind one has more force.
Either way, we're not exactly being good Christians here.
I'm not Christian I'm atheistic existentialist.
Does it matter? Buddhists aren't being good Christians, because they're Buddhist. Does that make them Christian? No.
They're not being bad Christian, they're not being Christian at all.
I never said they were being bad Christians. I said they weren't being good Christians. Even the best Muslims aren't good Christians, by merit of the fact that they aren't.
You sir have received a one-up I dare say.
To whom was that directed? I have just now had time to look in here. I had been up for 24 hours with no Internet.
Don't hate, appreciate!
Love the sinner hate the sin... Please... I want to live.
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QuoteFrom whom is that quote?
Be Late! Procrastinate!!
Quote from: Sputnik IIBeep... Beep.... Beep... Beep.....
Borrow money from a pessimist- they don't expect it back.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
How many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored.
As many as whose collection would be a result of the pillaging of Northern China, probably...
[spoiler=Chuck Norris]How many stones would a wood golem chuck if a Chuck Norris golem got stoned?[/spoiler]
Quote from: Jorge ArbustoI've invented new words, like "Hispanically", and "misunderstanding"
The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG it happened.
EDIT: in the Christian mythology, the creation did not happen in a bang. There is not a single onomatopoeia in Genesis.
And God said "Let there be fields, an electrical field and a magnetic field." And there were fields, and it was good. And God said "Let the electrical and magnetic fields have zero divergence. And let the curl of the electrical field be the negative of the change of the magnetic field with respect to time." And it was so. And God said "Let the curl of the magnetic field be the product of the permittivity and permeability of the void with the change of the electrical field with respect to time." And, lo, there was light.
Favorite quote ever.
Quote from: Genesis 1:3
Then God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
I like mine better. Do you honestly believe that some random higher power being thing said that there ought to be light, that all that stuff would happen? That's the understanding of someone that doesn't know any better, not an omniscient God. Sorry about this, but for the same reason that mine probably offends you, yours offends me.
No, he believes that when the universal sea of unjoined quarks settled they underwent a quantum fluctuation and that's how it happened.
-I think therefore I am
-I think this is a yam
There may have coincidentally been some poor schmo named "God" outside of spacetime, figuring out how the electromagnetic radiation thing was going to turn out, and right when he figured it out, lo, there was light. Entirely possible. But I don't buy into that whole creation thing.
Eew, I really need a bath
-Thomas Edison
(he probably said it at one point)
If nothing existed before God created it, would He really need to be so specific? He knew how it would work out before he even started.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Scrambled or omelette; that was the choice
We want him poached yelled somebody's voice
And 'though they all wished humpty hadn't died
Everybody agreed he was better off fried.
The untold second verse.