You may post all of your how come questions, you can chose to ask answer or both, your questions can be silly or honest this is not neccarily a thread game.
How come you, cypher, and bugfartboy changed your names?
Cypher is no more...
because we wanted to.
Its arrogant and rude. Its also disrespectful to the real mods.
I don't think of it like that, I think of it as a practical joke and we'll switch back when the moderators come back.
Indeed.
how come you can be thinking of one song but listening to a completely different song?
How come I didn't see this thread until now?
How come I felt a compulsive urge to post, despite it not benefiting anyone?
Because everyone's a spammer at heart.
How come my new braces feel funny?
Because they are! Haven't you noticed the people laughing at you (Only joking. Probably)?
How come I need to eat?
Because if you didn't you would eat your pillow in your sleep.
How come I trapped Duskling?
Because you did.
How come I used such a short and unhelpful answer?
Cuz your lazy!
How come shadow is cooler than any other affinity?
It just is.
How come I am so lazy?
Because.
How come I used a one word answer?
Because.
How come I copied you.
Because.
How come this is the third time someone's used the word "Because" as an answer?
Because :P
How come the universe exists?
Because.
God created it. He created life. He created all that is good. He exists outside of time and space. He personally named every star in the sky. And he wants to personally know you.
How come I could go on and on on that answer.
Because you know why.
How come nobody seems to have read the first post?
Because.
(I did.)
How come I'm a Baptist?
Because you chose that for yourself or your parents chose it for you depending on your age.
How come I am torn between three relegions?
Because you are undecided on your own fate.
How come namelesskitty refuses to tell us his/her gender?
'cuz that's how it goes, tough beans.
How come bugfartboy beleives that's one's relegion controlls one's fate.
Because.
It influences your choices if you pick it, like I did. I grew up into it but I could have said: [spoiler=Do Not Click] [spoiler] I'm warning you [spoiler] Edited for Content. Don't ask. [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
How come I put that in there but buried in warning spoilers?
I suppose that I could kinda combine two but buddhism doesn't really mix with anything...
How come bugfartboy didn't post a question?
I did but you didn't read it.
How come namelesskitty has reading issues?
I don't
How come bugfaryboy has a posting issue?
Because I wanted to make sure my spoilers would work before I put what I put in.
How come namelesskitty is mean by not telling us his/her gender?
Namelesskitty is not being mean bugfartboy is being nosy
How come bugfartboy wants to know so much?
Because bugfartboy is simply asking the age-old question:
Is a namelesskitty a boy or a girl.
How come namelesskitty won't tell.
Because bugfartboy has issues.
How come pi day has passed already?
Because it will return next year.
How come I posted here for the first time?
Because it was hiding from you. But I brought it to life again.
How come because?
Because without a "How come?" there can be no "Because."
How come we don't know what Ertxiem means?
Because we havn't reached page 10 of that particular thread yet.
How come my new daemon is odd?
Because daemons are always odd.
How come cheese is good with bread?
Because bread is the best edible invention since bread.
How come I'm tired?
TAZER!!!!! Is why you shouldn've posted a question.
How come my tazer works just as well as before?
Because, with the partial return of the good ole members we know and love, Tazers are juvinile. Congrats.
How come the sky isn't made of cheese?
Because the sky is made of feces.
How come the feces and cheese can't coexist?
Because the singular of "feces" is "fex", while the singular of the unpluralizable form of "cheese" is just "cheese." True story.
How come Shōgun is such a good book?
Because it is DEAL WITH IT!
How home you think I'm shouting when I type in all caps?
I wouldn't know. What does "home" mean as an adverb? I'm interested.
How come you don't seem able to use a single comma or semicolon?
Because I'm a nonconformist to punctuation.
How come so many people think Asia is synonymous with China/ Japan/ Korea?
Because they don't know about Thailand or Vietnam.
Why do we breathe?
Because it's fun.
Why is it so?