Here's the deal, there is a story and each person in turn posts a fortunately or an unfortunately one after the other the goal is to keep the story going
Ert and KZ are flying a plane Craig is in first class, The Regulars are in business and Sam the unheard is in coach.
Unfortunately the wing starts smoking.
Fortunately, the landing strip is very close by.
Unfortunately, there are lions by the landing strip.
(P.S., here's something my brother made up maybe two years ago and I still remember it,
"Some guy gets on a plane, unfortunately, the plane loses control, fortunately, he finds a parachute backpack, unfortunately, there's no parachute, fortunately, there's a haystack he can land on, unfortunately, there's a pitchfork in the haystack, fortunately, he misses the pitchfork, unfortunately, he misses the haystack. :D)
Fortunately they are cardboard cutouts.
Unfortunately, they are stuffed with explosives.
Fortunately the explosives are celebratory and thus low power.
Unfortunately, the spikes on the landing strip are real and will eat through the landing gear.
Fortunately KZ and ert go and land on a safe landing strip.
Unfortunately They forgot Craig on the plane.
Fortunatly, The Craig on the plane is an inflatable and Craig was tucked up inside one if the bags KZ and Ert had withe them. One of the small bags, since he is a contortionist.
unfortunately, everyone in the airport is a hired assassin, and try to kill us all.
Fortunatly, the real Ert, KZ, and Craig had arrived days before and the ones just arriving were imitators.
unfortunately, there was a band of hungry ghosts in the hotel where they were staying.
Fortunatly, they all had the necessary supplies to disband the ghosts back to the underworld.
Unfortunately TAFKaBugfartboy was kidnapped, (by the way, nothing that immediately negates what just happened, be creative)
Fortunatly he was kidnapped by ninja penguins. Oh wait. Ninja penguins are worst. Make that an unfortunatly.
Fortunately, the ninja penguins are the non tortureing to death sort.
Unfortuantly they love to eat bugs. Ecspecially farting one. And they try to eat me alive.
Toughness you fart too much and give them indigestion so they spit you up.
Unfortuatly I don't survive the trauma.
unfortunately he had already died
Fortunately, we could afford the funeral
(Sorry: I keep clicking new, and it sends me the the oldest new post, and I think it's the newest)
unfortunately the forum members are all still on the plane that is about cr.... opps too late.
Fortunatly bugfartboy was there to catch them all in ghost form.
Unfortunately, they were in ghost form.
Fortunately, the lab of Frankenstien was nearby and he was able to give life to their dead bodies.
Unfortunately, they didn't have the ghosts/souls (not that souls are real) in them, and thus couldn't be people.
Fortunatly, bugfartboy was still a ghost and brought the souls back to the proper revived bodies.
Unfortunately, souls still don't exist; once you're dead, you tend to just get deader.
Fortunatly, Duckling was wrong and they were all revived.
Unfortunately, blind faith and voodoo magic (i.e. Christianity) will not revive people. Instead, they have to go into cryostasis until a cure for 5th degree burns is found.
Fortunately there's no such thing as fifth degree burns.
Unfortunately, Duckling wanted to stay dead, so he wasn't brought back to life with the rest of us.
Fortunately we don't care what he thinks and bring him back anyways.
Unfortunatly, because he believes that there is no such thing as a soul, he commits suicide and is sent forward to judgement day and is sent away from God's presence because he didnt believe in him, and gets thrown in the lake of sulfur with Lucifer and other nonbelievers.
Unfortunately this turned into a theological argument.
Fortunatly, Craig rewarded us for surviving so we all got magic powers. Ducklings is to make any conversation into a dumb theological argument, namelesskitties is to erase his/her identity, Duskling's is major endurance, and mine to be good with telekinetics.
Unfortunately ducklings power got irreversibly changed to being able to copy anything aka shape shift.
Fortunatly, whenever he changes, it become permanent. Yay!!!
Unfortunately you're wrong and just have some personal vendetta, this is just what I was talking about not doing, don't personally attack somebody.
Fortunatly, no one cares and we all get along with the game.
Unfortunately the person trying to kill us is very rich.
Fortunately, I join the conversation; Nameless, thanks for defending me in the duration of my absence.
APoC, I really don't need another enemy right now. im2smart4u is bothersome to me, and while he may not think of it that way, I find that whenever I try to say something uneducated in the Politics section, he almost eats me.
I thought we said agree to disagree.
And also, fortunately, we DID find a cure for non-existent 5th degree burns (the nonexistent ones are harder to treat), so I was brought out of cyrostasis, and still have all of my face, because of stem cell research. I hope no one has any problems with stem cell research, and/or thinks it's playing God. It's not. If you think so, you have every right not to get a replacement heart when you start to die of heart cancer, and no one wants to donate one.
Unfortunatly, the person trying to kill us controls the media and turns the world against Sinister Design.
Fortunately, we don't care.
Unfortunatly, I get kidnapped and am tortured to reveal the location of The Creator.
Fortunately, you give me to them as a decoy.
Unfortunately, Duskling has been entrusted with god-like powers. Use them wisely!
Fortunatly, I cam counteract his powers if they get out of hand.
Unfortunately, you're actually not god, and you can't. But at least Duskling has god-like powers.
Fortunatly I have god-like powers to balance Duskie-Poo. And there is no saying soemthingnopposite whatthe previous just said.
Unfortunately, I didn't say anything nopposite, and even more unfortunate, you used that name.
Fortunatly, Duskie-Poo has an iron will, and doesnt give up Craig.
Unofortunately, the terrorist group known as the All American Rejects decides to try and assassinate Craig.
Fortunately they suck.
Umfortunatly, they succeed and we all go into mourning.
Fortunately, Craig hasn't expressed his views on religion, and we can assume that he could be revived using similar methods as those thorugh which I was revived after nonexistent 5th degree burns.
Unfortunatly, we got him to Luca too late.
Fortunately, we just used stem cell research and cryostasis, (the solution to all wounds of any magnitude except for total incineration), and revive him without Luca.
Unfortunately immortal anatomy is different from mortal anatomy.
Unfortunatly, Nelis is nearby and kills Craig again for imprisoning her in TRPG2.
No, Nelis died.
Unfortunately, she was risen again by Luca on a trip to Somnus and she escaped the Flash Player and set out with a vengeance against Craig.
Fortunately, no-one cares ;)
Unfortunately for Nelis, you assume that Luca would ressurect her.
Fortunatly for Nelis, Luca didn't mean to. She felt the remains of a presence of power and tapped into it, but accidentally pulled Nelis back with the power. She rises again and kills Craig.
unfortunately we are getting off of the main part of the story.
Fortunatly, this is part of the story. Unfortunatly, namelesskitty is being worrisome.
Fortunately, I TAZE APoC for doing two posts in one.
Unfortunatly I TAZE Duckling for assuming that this is a thread where you taze the ones who break said and/or unsaid rules.
fortunately a new storyline appears and destroys the previous.
Craig is in Cerra Bella along with all of our preferred characters, we are about to invade Rivanale because, well just because.
Fortunatly I have bad-a** Shadow skills and destroy the walls of Rivanale.
unfortunately, Rivanalle calls psy acadmy and they come and remake the walls
Fortunatly, I have Psi points enough to destroy them and the Psy Academy students again.
unfortunately you now have negative psy points.
Fortunatly we have Duckling with us who is still a spirit who has Transfer and high Psi Points.
unfortunately Cassiopia decides to attack you and boils you in a sea of lava
Fortunatly, Steelfist the Red Spriggat catches me as I fall.
unfortunately he is hit with a flaming arrow.
Fortunatly, he has heat resistance and high health points.
unfortunately I shoot his wings off and he falls in too.
Fortunatly Duskling the Shadowling catches us with his telekinesis.
unfortunately he has heat weakness and faints because of the lava.
Fortunatly Magnilus the Spriggat Likes us and pulls us through time to his pit.
unfortunately I can alter history so that the lava around Rivanalle always was and always will be.
Fortunatly, the pit is in Somnus and Cassiopia accidentally falls into the lava and dies.
unfortunately cassiopia has heat immunity and she just goes swimming instead.
Fortunatly the carniverous lava-fish eat her.
unfortunately, there's no killing of main characters so that doesn't happen.
Fortunatly, Cassiopia isn't a main character but rather a character that namelesskitty decided to bring in.
unfortunately just shut up.
Fortunatly, Rivanale gets destroyed and Crag takes control, but is overthrown by the Undead Armies of Ert!
unfortunately that was resolved too fast
we are on the moon trying to find the cave of moon cheese but the moonish think that it is the most sacred place ever and we need to find a way around them.
Fortunatly, we still have the funds from Rivanale.
Unfortuanately, I hired a South American banker, and the money was lost during the 14th revolution that month.
Fortunatly, DPOTE changed his name to Bugfartboy the Supreme!
Quote from: Demon Prince of Tall EarthlingsNo, I didn't.
Very funny Duckling.