Respond to the previous suggestion with "I would rather..." then suggest something to the next person
Example:
Person1:
I would rather wipe your nose on my sleeve.
Why don't you go bungee jumping
Person2:
I would rather powersand my face.
Why don't you eat a bat?
Etc.
Why don't you run a marathon?
Id rather eat a bat.
Why dont you aid senior citizens?
I'd rather staple a skunk to my forehead and go to a trade ahow for banjo makers.
Why don't you eat cat food?
I'd rather eat people food.
Why don't you lock this thread?
I'd rather eat dog poop.
Why dont you live with gypsies?
This will end badly at some point, I know it. You have been warned.
I agree. This will get out of control and Craig will need to lock this.
I would rather eat my dog than post here again.
I would rather TAZER!!!!! You than not post a why don't you question.
Why don't you warn me if this gets out of hand.
Because that would require it getting out of hand by the method of people posting here?
If you have highlighted this, you officially have no life.
I would rather have you post a why don't you question.
Why don't you eat nachos with ice cream?
Don't I?
Why don't we all admit that Russia's Communism ( / Socialism ) would have worked if it hadn't been for Stalin?
I would walk in badly maintained sandpaper and matches factory carrying a sweating stick of dynamite.
Why don't you post all of your thoughts in a five minute period in your reply?
Because I have too many thoughts. I would rather spend time reflecting on them.
Why don't you run over zombies?
I would rather not be eaten.
Why not answer with an I would rather?
I would rather do that in the second sentence.
Why not look thoroughly before judging?
I would rather make a wrong judgement than to use my time thinking thoroughly.
Why not quit this game?
Because you scare me. If politicians were like you, we'd all be dead.
Why don't you eat a Fig Newman.
I would rather palm myself in the face.
Why won't you say Hi?
I would rather say goodbye.
Why don't you eat locusts?
I would rather eat Loudnuts.
Why not :-* (Kiss) a ;D (Wierdo)?
I'd rather kiss una Wierda, in the hopes of maintaining my status among others as straight.
Why not listen to "Hey Al" OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER again.
I'd rather listen to Scatman John.
Why not start a better forum?