The rules are simple. every time you post every word in your sentence has to start with a certain letter. that letter is the letter in the alphabet that follows the previous posters letter. x and z will be skipped. I will start with the letter A the next poster will have the letter B and then the one after that has C. The goal is to create the most unusual sentence possible within your own post.
Alah's apples ate Aaron's ants after apprehending Amazonian aunts.
running update zone
Also just a reminder, YOU HAVE TO MAKE COMPLETE SENTENCES!!!!!!! this means correct punctuation. I'll use you as an example Duskling.
Orange organisms or origins ornate oatmeal. <--- not a statement.
Orange organisms or Origin's ornate oatmeal? <--- Doesn't it work much better as a question? Also correct me if I'm wrong but it seems to only work if you use "origin" as the name of a person or thing.
Wishing I was here a few posts ago but great job on the first round of the game guys. A few slip ups here and there but for the most part it was great! also slang terms are aloud to be used since most of them are common knowledge. Hyphens are also allowed but no-over-hyphenating-when-everyone-knows-that-the-word-has no-hyphens-just-so-you-can-say-whatever-you-want. k thx bye.
May 19, 2010, 09:48:13 PM - round 1 end
May 25, 2010, 08:36:27 PM - round 2 end
Gray zone
as much as i hate to admit it, certain people are either very easily confused or determined to just play the game wrong. I'll be keeping a running tab of who has made mistakes and what sort of mistake it is so you and other can benefit in the future as well as the page number the mistake is on and the last edit date of the post at the time i found the mistake (don't want people to just edit their posts and complain that they have been wrongly accused now do i? ;)). mistakes can be using the wrong letter, not making complete sentences, using multiple starting letters (a in the and other words like that are not allowed unless you have that specific starting letter.) and various other problems. If you think you have been wrongly accused then just msg me prove me wrong and i'll remove you name and post a few words of apology.
name- page, edit date:problem
.:Light-God:. and Eratz Man- page 2, no edit dates: used the wrong starting letter.
.:Light-God:.- page 3, no edit dates: used the wrong starting letter.
Becca's blade busted buttes before being blasted by Becca's brother's ball's beater.
creative creeps crawl creepily, constantly cooing crying Chelsea.
Dumb donuts don't do daily dilemmas during decisions deviding ducks.
Ertxiem exists essentially eating eagerly enormous electrified elephants.
Frogs flip fantasy finale for father fat Frank.
Germs gave gen great gems.
Happy Hobgoblins Horrified Harry Happa's Holy House
Insanity is in im2smart4u's Indian incarnation, Izlim.
Jolly jerks jack jesus' jug.
Krinkle's king killed karma kangaroos kaput.
Losers lick lemon lime lollipops
Major Montgomerey's mother make melon Mason macoroni machines marking malice.
neat ninnies nag nefarious narcissists napping negativly
Orange organisms originate out of oatmeal.
Precarious Pete pets peaceful Patty perfectly. Peaceful Patty punches Precarious Pete painfully. Precarious Pete painfully pummels Peaceful Patty. Peaceful Patty promptly Passes.
(lol i'm evil XD )
Also just a reminder, YOU HAVE TO MAKE COMPLETE SENTENCES!!!!!!! this means correct punctuation. I'll use you as an example Duskling.
Orange organisms or origins ornate oatmeal. <--- not a statement.
Orange organisms or Origin's ornate oatmeal? <--- Doesn't it work much better as a question? Also correct me if I'm wrong but it seems to only work if you use "origin" as the name of a person or thing.
Quiet quartets quickly quell quantum quacks. (anything wrong there? if so, let me know)
Penny patted postman's pop
Perplexingly, potato peelings personified pars poo.
Ronald's renegade roid's really ravage Ronald's rocks rather rightfully.
Steelfist steals some Snickers stashes so Steelfist should steal someone's Skittles.
Troubled Tom told Tim to tally Tina's tickles to terrify Tina tommorow.
Uncle Ulysses understands urbane ukulele unbanning underground users.
Victor vacated varsity virtually vitally.
Why will wollies wipeout when wearing wings when wipeouting will wall wollies?
Your yacht's yack yapped young yogurt.
Ants ate Artie's animosity and art appreciation
Billy bounced Bryan's Ball By Bardging.
Cindy carefully carried cupcakes 'cause (just roll with it) cupcakes can callously conquest common competitions (I used an online thesaurus ;))
Daffy Duck Ducked Down Da Drain
Ertxiem's ersatz ear eating EariOs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B2Qb5xuBgQ) ends early.
Fanning Frogs Fried Fanny's (Name) Face
Girly grandmas gladly give great ginger.
Eating Everyone Enrages Ert.
Hoovering hunting Houston horses hyperbolically has humane healing Hamming horizontal hallucinations.
(In case someone is distracted ;) , the next letter will be "I".)
Ian Is In Important India.
Jack just jacked John's jockstrap
Kool Kyle Kills Know-it-all Katie
Loser Larry learns lattice.
Malignus maims Malis's mom's married mistress. Malis makes Malignus Morter meat. (Wishing I was here a few posts ago but great job on the first round of the game guys. A few slip ups here and there but for the most part it was great! also slang terms are allowed to be used since most of them are common knowledge. Hyphens are also aloud but no-over-hyphenating-when-everyone-knows-that-the-word-has no-hyphens-just-so-you-can-say-whatever-you-want. k thx.)
Naughty Nathan Nicked Nick's Nine Nuts.
Operation "ONION" on Oscar operates optionally on October.
Paul Patted Polly's Postbox
qwerty queens quickly quell quails.
Raving Russell reportedly ran reluctantly-rented rabbits rabid.
She sells seashells, secretively seducing Samson.
Tom tricks Tod to trip tragically.
ultraviolet uterus (plural form of uterus??) urinate uniquely unto Ubuntu
Violet vases vainly vindicated vests.
Wendy willingly whips Wilson's wank.
Your yo-yo yelled "YAY!"
adam's apples ate ariel's apricot.
Welcome to round three. lets make this a good one!
Belgium blasphemous black berry brownies being beaten by blatantly brute British bastards.
Crazy cooks creep creepily carrying crated crates
D***** (I dislike swearing) deranged, dreaded daffodils! Die, diligent dreidels!
Earthworms eat elemental elemetary earthsicles. (like earth popsicles)
Felix famously fixes fifty-four ferociously-fried French fries furiously.
Great Graham Grabs Garfield's Gut
Hellfire, Hermia! Helena hates her hastily-hushed haddocks. Hence, hear harmonious, hidden hippopotami.
i ignite icicles in Irrawaddy.(the river in SE asia) Igneus illicitly ices Illy in Illinois.
J'aime jouer "Jenga". (French FTW!)
killasqurill (a fictional squirrel that i made in a flash movie) kills Ku Klux Klansman.
Lunar landings learn later love lo (Mando'a word "into") legs leave lev'i (Mando'a word "retarded") ladies living.
malignus made mega millions making many mtrpgs (mainly tactical rpgs)
No! Never negate Neptune's nails.
Other or'diniise (plural for Mando'a for "complete lunatic") order osik (Mando'a for "poo," to clean up the word) on Orion.
peter piper picked pickled pepper pecks profusely
Queso quads quickly, quietly quell Qs.
Reluctantly, rainen raves, rearing rented real rabbit rants.
Steelfist shukur (Mando'a for "break/smash") silent semi-automatic Strill stages.
Terrible trainers tear twenty-two tuned telophones.
Uranus und (German "and") umbrellas udesiir (Mando'a for "relax") ures (Mando'a for "without") uj'alayi (Mando'a name for a sweet cake).
very voracious veal-eaters verifiably verify vacuumed vasselage vegetables vascular VietCong varsities veer. ¿Verdad?
Women wear waiver worms while whistling with wheats.
Xanaduians xerograph xenoliths xenophobes X-ray xanthomatously, Xavier.
The rules of this game is that you don't post x or z, but good try, algebra.
"Yes!" yelled Yvonne, yanking Yan's yen.
Andy ate an atom.
"Boils, burns, blisters," bellowed Bartholomew, belching blue bubbles below bemused bystanders; "Being bees," Bart boasted boisterously, "bystanders buzz by buzzing. Bees: best."
Catherine's cat Caliey carefully crawls carrying cut catfish currently.
"Davidian deriviatives dull decapods; debates dither deathfully," dealt Dom, dotted dolphin. "Dolphins dine delectably despite deadly drawbacks: dark dealings, and dazzling daystars. During doom? Delicious!"
Every elephant except Ernie eats eggs. Ernie Elephant eats eggplant.
Fast facts fail for festuring felines, for forks feel flattered.
"GO GARGLE GLOCK*, GREMBO!" gaped Geoffry, God Gosling. (God Gosling: great greasy geomancer; glock: guess)
*Zain, you get the reference.
"Horses here hurt!" howled Harold, healing his hand happily, hoping he has hydraulicly hurried hyena hybrids hearing him humanely hurl his hypnotic hummer hunchback here, his humble heart's home.
ivanoff iguana is ill in iggy's itchy igloo in iceland.
Jack, jaunty jagger, jump-started Jamesianly Jewish jabberwockies.
kiki kicked ken.
large lumps lay lassos lengthwise.
millions more monkeys mine mercury mabel makes muffins merrily.
*murcury, Mabel use proper grammar and punctuation and capitalize where necessary.
my bad
millions more monkeys mercilessly mine mercury, meanwhile, Mabel made muffins merrily.
That's a semicolon or a full stop after mercury. If a full stop, capitalize "meanwhile."
oval oranges often ovulate or orchestrate outrageously.
Ptolemeus-named penguins pluckily present plump prerogative.
Orange olive oils of Oliver, our orderly otter, ordered Oscar over.
Psst.. wrong way.
Red ropes ran readily regarding roving ratmen.
Quiet quails quickly quoted Quinns quibbling quacks.
Red rascals read roadside ramps really rarely.
Sick Sam slaughtered slithering snakes.
ten tripping tots trip tangy tutors torturing turtle's tarts.
Universal utopias under Uruguay use ugly, uncharted underwear.
Voluptuous Venusian vexed vagabonds (very vindictive) validate vehemently violet velvet vests vibrating violently via vile vigorous vampire Vikings villagers vociferating vehemently venomous vulgar vocabulary.
(I don't even know where to put commas.)
Where were whales when we were wed?;
Who was where? Why, we were where
Whales were.
Whales were, when we were wed,
where wind whistles with whistfulness;
Why would we wed where
Wind whistles, and
Whales were?
We were whales when why we wed was why whales were where wind whistles.
Yucky yellow yo-yos yodeled yesterday.
Zero Zairean zoo zebras zigzagged zealously.
An apple added an atom at Arlene's Armenian airport.
Big Bertha bought beastly bots before being besieged by Bartholomeus'es big brutes. But Baron Brown brought bi-planes before Bartholomeus before battle began.
22 words
New spin on the game, try to get as many words as possible and then label how many words you have at the end.