;Hi, I know that everyone likes to tazer the cat so now there's a forum to do that.
I'll check back here often, You all can think of reasons to zap the cat. Don't zap anyone else. Have fun and zap to your hearts content. ;D
I tazer the cat for starting a thread where it can get tazered, it's an emo cat!
Note: what if this turns into a namelesscatthingy hate thread?
I tazer the cat for being nameless. ZAP!
I name the cat... Nameless cat! And tazer it for being self contradictory.
Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 27, 2010, 05:00:11 PM
Note: what if this turns into a namelesscatthingy hate thread?
I'll keep an eye out for this. So, folks, be nice, tazer the cat gently, you know the drill.
Now, I wholeheartedly tazer this particular cat for giving me headache and more work to do by making extra nasty threads to worry about!
KZ is banned for tazering... wait, no, what?
I tazer the cat for adding another forum game to the list and confusing me.
Hooray, my thread didn't flop. ;) thanks for watching out for me, KZ. I tazer the cat for not knowing what I was going to tazer myself for.
I tazer the cat for making such a posting spree with everyone on the Games, that I can't post quickly enough. Zap!
I tazer the cat because. . . Well, actually, just for fun.
Ow hey not nice Steelfist :'(
I tazer the cat for tazering him/herself a few posts ago.
Zap. namelesskitty- such comments don't help, big time.He's only doing it for fun you know ;)
Zap that cat again, just to get that point home.
I feel sadistic! I tazer the cat! Repeatedly.
Zap. I taser namelesskitty for not letting me taser Steelfist for being a meanie.
Cmon Steelie-poo, post a reason. In fact everyone post a reason if possible, it's way more fun that way, plus it gets you thinking
I tazer the cat, because I think scorched hair looks better on animals!
Zap, Bromtaghon... yeah, how did a random cat get replaced by namelesskitty, eh? Naughty!
And, well, for keeping on-topic here, I tazer the cat- see, you have to abide by the rules, and I suggest others follow example and get in line for tazering.
I tazer the cat because of my inability to protect it.
I tazer the cat because I loathe it. The very sight of it makes me want to. . . TAZER IT!
I tazer the cat to stop Steelfist from tazering it, that's not very nice...
Steelfist, Keep this kinda nice, the scorched fur one was good. ;)
Aye,worry not, n.-k., the man is enjoying himself, but purely from aesthetic point of view, nothing ad hominem there.
Now, back to tazering cats, as that's what we're told to do here.
I zap le chat parce que (s)he didn't zap him/herself
I tazer the cat 'cause it's defenseless.
Hmmm, let's tazer the cat to find out what gender it is? Yes, no, too cruel??
Not at all, I'll do the honors, hm? I tazer the cat 'cause KZ wants to know its gender.
hey... lets not. :o
Scientific curiosity, y'see- someone brought up the question, and I do like getting answers (quite innocent, all of this!). So, the experiment requires cat tazering... so for the benefit of increasing mankind's knowledge- we tazer the cat.
I third KZ's quest for gender knowledge and tazer the kitty.
I try it, and get a different result. We decide the evidence is inconclusive, so do the experiment again.
I tazer the cat because it tried to talk us out of scientific experiments.
My-my, we have so many volunteers here! How kind of you to join this honourable quest for knowledge. Now, do please wait in line, get your tazers ready and on the count of three, zap 'em.
One.
Two.
Three.
Zap.Zap.Zap.
Naturally, this is all done in the name of knowledge. And human curiosity. Nothing personal. Naturally.
I tazer the cat 'cause I'm bored.
I tazer the cat because of peer pressure.
Owie, c'mon be cool and don't give in to peer pressure, yes I pick on Steelfist.
Je tazer the cat for trying to get our newest member pruneman to tazer him.
prunie is my friend in real life
I tazer the cat. It woke it up, didn't it?
I tazer the cat for not being a dog.
I tazer the cat for representing a human. Probably.
i tazer the cat because he told me to. no, seriously he really did.
I tazer the cat because it wishes to be tazered. It gave me the tazer, after all.
I tazer the cat for starting the thread, it is encouraging us to tazer it.
i tazer the cat because he sends out so many posts. cool colour, huh?
You all need more to tazer about, I am cute and cuddly, I like bunnies (for lunch betwween two slices if bread with a slice of tomato and some lettuce, a BLT, get it) :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
I tazer the cat for being cooler than me on the forums, (unlike in real life *cough*).
Quote from: algebra15 on June 27, 2010, 07:44:02 PM
I tazer the cat for being cooler than me on the forums, (unlike in real life *cough*).
Yeah right, i'm always cooler.
I tazer the cat for being overly presumptuous. To each his own.
by the way, you can tazer the cat twice in a row.
I tazer the cat for reminding me of something I already knew.
I tazer the cat for being a :-\.
I tazer the cat for joining just a couple of days ago and managing to be a stone golem already.
I second that. Zap!
I tazer namelesscatthingy for not being a Forum Games junkie and actually doing something productive for the forums.
What, exactly, has he done that's productive? I don't mean this in a mean-spirited way, but I don't know what you refer to.
And I tazer the cat.
I mean everyone was Tazering him for reaching Stone Golem in a few days, I'm Tazering him for posting in places besides the Forum Games...
And I Tazer the Cat for not making a Tazer the Rubber Chicken thread.
i tazer the cat for posting on his own thread
I tazer the cat because it knows pruneman, who is a prune. WHY SHOULD A CAT KNOW A PRUNE?
Because the prune is distantly related.
steelfist
[spoiler]namelesskitty and i are brothers. algebra15 can vouch[/spoiler]
I tazer the prune-cat for missing a letter. I can say, "Ouch!". But I cannot "vouch".
just tazer zain, not me
I taze muffin-cat-prune for deflecting taze
i did not
I taze muffin-cat-prune for denying the taze. Yes you did deny it.
the rules say you can only taze zain
haha!
You can only taze the cat. A muffin-cat-prune is sort of one.
Prunemean is a pickle and a prune.
He's a muffin-eating cat, or so his failed avatar says: alors, il est un chat.
Thus, I tazer BOTH for being cats.
I taze the cat for calling a mufin-prune-pickle-cat a pickle and a prune.
I taze the cat because i hate cats.
I tazer the cat and anyone related, just in case.
I taze the cat because the cat becomes charged one way, and the fur is charged the other way, and the fur all repels the other hair, thus making it stand on end. Taze.
(http://s1.postimage.org/oAGxA.jpg)
I tazer the cats because algebra15 tazered them and (s)he seems to know what (s)he's doing.
(Are you a boy, girl or hermaphrodite?)
I tazer the cat because he is a Mechanic Captain.
I taze the cat for not he is not a red cape yet.
I tazer the cat for getting tazered by someone with no posts.
Wouldn't that one post count as one is which I tazer the cat for.
i taze the cat with a teslacoil. To much?
Quote from: rainen on July 07, 2010, 02:34:02 PM
i taze the cat with a teslacoil. To much?
No this would be I tazer the cat with 1,000 lightning bolts because (s)he gender is unclear
Quote from: Bromtaghon on June 27, 2010, 04:35:30 PM
namelesskitty is awesome because (s)he uses smileys!
i tazer the cat because (s)he isn't telling us his/her gender.
Quote from: rainen on July 07, 2010, 06:06:20 PM
i tazer the cat because (s)he isn't telling us his/her gender.
I'm not either you know this is worth making a new topic called guess their gender. I tazer the cat for there is a possibiliy
a very small one that (s)he could be a hermaphrodite
i tazer the cat because i want to let my anger out on something fuzzy
I tazer the cat for being so defenseless that it got tazere by a pruned pickle... or is it a pickled prune?
I tazer the cat for making me miss the cat.
I tazer the cat because it made PinkPanzer miss him.
I tazer the cat for not, in fact, being a cat. Probably.
Quote from: Duskling on July 14, 2010, 08:01:51 PM
I tazer the cat because it made PinkPanzer miss him.
Hey thats what my reason was
I tazer the cat for making mike was made miss of namelesskitty.
Quote from: PinkPanzer on July 16, 2010, 01:41:46 AM
I tazer the cat for making mike was made miss of namelesskitty.
Ummmmm.........
I taze the cat because namelesskitty is away. And i miss him/her/it.
I tazer the cat in order to bring it back to life; it's heart gave out from tye number of times it's been tazered.
I tazer the cat because I tazerd the cat for making mikeW781 miss the cat i'm tazering.
Hi everyone I'm back. I tazer myself for having a two week vacation during which I didn't post at all.
I tazer the cat for tazering itself... and right after vacation, too! >:(
I missed you too. ;)
since we're reviving other games, I thought to revive this one please somebody tazer me, I'm almost to the point of never posting topics in train of thought.
I tazer the cat for trying to revive this thread. If the thread won't wake up after this much tazering...
Quote from: namelesskitty on July 31, 2010, 08:56:25 AM
since we're reviving other games, I thought to revive this one please somebody tazer me, I'm almost to the point of never posting topics in train of thought.
I tazer the cat for sounding emo.
I tazer PinkPanzer for not understanding that I was trying to continue the thread.
I tazer the kitty for violating the rule in the OP- no tazing anybody else!
I tazer the cat for just getting back from vacation! :-*
I tazer the cat for not informing me of this thread. ZAP!!
I tazer the mike-cat for ignoring my immunity to yhat rule.
I tazer the cat for namelesskitty ignoring that rule.
Read my previous post
TAZER THE FART!!!!!
I gazer the cat for continuing to ignore that rule while not ignoring your invincibility.
Buggie, you can only tazer not gazer.
I tazer the cat for trying to fix something that ain't broke!!
If it ain't broke it obviously needs more features.
Tazer the cat for not accepting me the way I am.
You must not need more features.
Tazer the cat for not making any recognizable sense.
Tazer the cat because I have a KITTEN!!!!
NOT, a good reason
Tazer the cat for finally giving away [spoiler]spoiler down for repair[spoiler]yes i know this makes you angry.[spoiler]and yes i do have a hairbrained explanation for what nameless kitties gender really is[spoiler]no i won't give it away here.[spoiler]after all that is the usual around here right?[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler] gender.
I never admitted to that.
tazers the cat while saying "you're right you didn't I used a theory called feature implantation (or something like that) to figure it out. When a person is involved in creating a story of a featureless character, that person is prone to place their own features onto said character."
tazers the cat for hiding her/his gender (Ranien han't convinced me yet :P)
tazers the cat while holding a sign that reads "I am certain that I know that namelesskitty is a" apparently birds like to rip off parts of signs.
tazer the ranien for trying to solve the unsolvable mystery.
Tazer the cat for NOT letting us solve an unsolveable mystery. By the way, until we know what exactly namelesskitty is, namelesskitty is a [spoiler] hermaphodrite [/spoiler]
you're right I'm a jellyfish, wait, no that's fracking insane.
tazers the jellycatfish for trying to hide (word removed) true gender
BLAST YOU FCC REGULATIONS
Tazers the namelessjellykittyfish for being weird enough to start this thread.
Taze!!!
I taze namelesskitty for not being in any of my classes except P.E., Art, Spanish, and P.A.
i taze algebra for apparently knowing the namelesscatthing and not telling us (word removed) real gender when the question first came up
I gave you guys a puzzle. You just didn't solve it. It's around here somewhere, on the thread where you guys were wondering.
I already figured it out in another forum so it's all good i'm just messing around with people now after all, what fun would it be to tell everybody h- oh look a butterfly! oh whoops got a little distracted there but still just giving information is no fun :P
What is the riddle? Tazers the math for hiding it from me.
don't tazer the duck.
Tazer the cat for not keeping the fact that when I posted about tazering the math, the duck was still math.
I'm not sure a good future is in store for a duck that tazers a cat.
You are a clever duck but I tazer you for not tazering like you ought to.
Tazer the cat for repeatedly claiming that it doesn't need to listen to it's own rules!
I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!! DOES ANYONE DAREDEFY THE KITTY?!!
Tazer the cat for screaming.
I was bellowing. *humph* some people have no perception grumble mutter grumble
Tazer the cat for muttering!
tazers la kitteh for making it to easy to guess (by order of the FCC this word has been omitted.) gender in other forums.
Tazer the cat for associating with said Rainen.
Tazer the cat for not seeing the truth: the dark ones are all around us!
I tazer the cat for being tazered by a duck.
Tazer the cat for not being online while being tazered.
tazers the fart for being a bug's fart
Taze the cat...
Tazer the cat...
Taze it! Taze it!
It's way too fat....
(Sung to the tune of Feed the Birds)
Tazer the cat for assuming that I'm a bugs fart. I'm really a bugboy with gastrointestinal problems.
Surrre..........
I taze the cat for not posting in a while.
I taze everyone from inside my hard plastic bubble. I miss someone who died a few years ago.
I tazer the cat for being tazed by a farting bugboy.
I tazer the cat for not knowing that my cat's a Maine Coon. He's gonna be HUGE!!
who, tigby?
Yeah, him.
I tazer the cat for having a better signature than mine.
...What? It's an invisible signature.
I tazer the cat for being tazered by something that has no real definite body.
I tazer the cat for good luck. Cats are appendagers, too, right?
I tazer TheWandering Shadow for only having 2 counting posts.
I tazer the cat for tazering TheWanderingShadow for only having 2 posts.
Tazer the fart for not knowing that I was encouraging him to branch out more, he would make a great contributor to the productive prat of the site if he just tried.
Tazer that cat for assuming that I'm not trying.
I meant TWS
QuoteTazer that cat for assuming that I'm not trying.
to encourage
Quotehim to branch out more, he would make a great contributor to the productive prat of the site if he just tried.
Is this what you meant? And I tazer both the bug and the cat for being so concerned about me. :-[
Bugs explode when you taze them.
Which means that you now have bug guts all over you. And the police take you away for homocide/unintended manslaughter. Sucks for you.
While TWS is incarcerated, I choose to taze the cat as a hope for electroshock therapy; get well soon, Holy Nameless!
Only tazer the cat, and only for non discriminating fun.
TAZE the bugboy because he needs it.
Try not to.
TAZE!! "Clear!" TAZE!!! "Clear!"
"Vital signs up! We've revived another cat!"
It's a little known fact that tazers serve as crude defibralatirs.
Defibrillators?
My iPod has no spell check.
Taze. Nor does my computer.
TAZE of ultimate ur2dumb4me power. I win and the namelesskitty is no more.
Wait for the shock...
Here I Am!!!!!
Taze the cat for not mentioning on my name change.
Wait for the shock...
I Didn't Care!!!!!
Attack:TAZE
Range:N/A
Damage:Indefinite
Type:Uberelement
Target:The Holy Namelesskitty
Chance of Success:7000%
I TAZE the cat for dodging each of my previous tazes
I didn't dodge I developed a resistance.