This popular game was introduced to us by "Game Crazy Kid",and here is the initial introduction:
"ok what you do is first screw up the last persons wish like as in
i wish i had a dollar
yes but its counterfeit
and after you make a wish
oh yeah and no loop hole less wishes"
The last wish on the last thread was:
I wish I was all powerful.
people now want you to do everything for them
I wish people would care about my opinion
Wish granted. Poeple care about your opinion so much that they all want it at the same time. You barricade your front door and die of starvation.
Your implicit desire to stop this thread from going by not posting a wish is corrputed by this reply.
I wish folks from the old forums quickly transfer to these ones and we get some interesting new people along the way.
Wish granted. The forums crash from so many users.
I wish I could be ignored if I wanted to.
Wish granted. You want to be ignored one time, and people ignore you. They continue to ignore you, however, long after you stop wanting to be ignored. You are never paid any attention again.
I wish I had a pony.
Wish granted. You slip on its backside products and break your leg.
I wish I could have a mountain dew. (the soda brand)
Wish granted, but the Mopwoman poisoned it and you die a slow and painful death.
I wish I could teleport
Wish granted, You teleport inside a mountain, but you can;t teleport out (You only wished you could teleport, you didn't say how many times). I'm sure this happened in the last Corrupt A Wish Foundation.
I wish I ruled the world.
Wish granted. They overthrow you after the first day.
I wish I could do whatever I wanted to without getting arested or killed.
wish granted you never die or get arrested and you watch all your loved ones die and you live forever
I wish I could fly
Wish granted, you can fly. You hurl yourself of a cliff, but realise you are ABLE to fly, but you don't know how. You die painfully.
I wish for immortality
wish granted you get stuck in a block of ice for all time
I wish to be president
Wish granted, you are assassinated on your first day.
I wish for a mansion.
wish granted, it slides into a vast pool of lava.
I wish dinner would be ready.
Wish granted, dinner is ready. It just wasn't cooked yet. You get food poisoning.
I wish for a book that does not relate to suicide. I f you don't catch the reference, read the first version of this.
Wish granted, but you go blind and are unable to read it.
I wish I could get the last side of this rubix cube.
Wish granted, I create a deadly desease called 'The last side of this rubix cube'. You get it.
I wish for trees.
wish granted, they grow out of your ears
I wish for world peace. =P
Wish granted: world peace arrives...right after mankind is wiped off the face of the earth by nuclear holocaust.
I wish the price of almond butter would drop.
Wish granted, it becomes free! Until everyone has bankrupted the producers, and no more is made. Ever again!
I wish for a chainsaw.
Wish granted, it's possessed, and cuts you in half.
I wish for new emotes (if only I knew how to create them, hrm..)
Wish granted. You get your emotes, but then you say something that makes KZ bann you and you can never use the emotes.
I wish that I had noticed the new forums sooner.
Wish granted but everybody leaves at the sight of you.
I wish the snow on my driveway wasn't so deep.
Wish granted, its now so, so, so, so, so deep, and you drown in it.
I wish the National Guard would stop sending me recruiting mail.
wish granted, they kidnap you and force you to join.
I wish for my PSP to come soon.
Wish granted, it came... and was made of pudding.
I wish I had enough money to order a psp.
wish granted its counterfeit.
I wish my 360 wasn't broken.
Wish granted, it's not broken and it will never be. Others find out and people steel it.
I wish I knew how to program flash games.
wish granted, you but you computer breaks so you can't program.
I wish I knew how the female mind works.
Wish granted and you become one.
I wish French girls shaved their pits...
wish granted, but now they find you repulsive (wow big change jk)
I wish I wasn't a girl :'(
Wish granted, you're now a hermaphrodite.
I wish you weren't a hermaphrodite.
wish granted, I die from so many sudden anatomy changes (thanks ::))
I wish you were invisible
Wish granted, but now I can through mashed potatoes at you from every direction.
I wish I had super speed.
wish granted, you trip going mach 3 and die :-*.
I wish for it to rain ice cream.
wish granted, the sun comes out, melts all the ice cream, and the entire world is flooded and dies.
I wish you didn't think with your stomach.
wish granted, now I think with my liver and become an alcoholic. (Wow your wishes seem to screw me over.)
I wish my wishes wouldn't backfire.
Wish granted. Now you can wish only bad things to happen to yourself.
I wish that the RPG from the old forum will come here too.
Wish granted, they don't let you join in.
I wish I could sleep for 3 years straight.
Wish granted, g'night and don't get on here again XP
I wish for a happy birthday party tomorrow(tis with my family, we're celebrating mine and a relative's tomorrow.
Wish granted, since you turn 18 they kick you out and now your homeless.
I wish my sleeping pattern was normal
Wish granted--you can only find work doing the graveyard shift at local stores.
I wish the American job market would recover more quickly.
Wish granted, due to slaves, and now you're one.
I wish I could read minds. (then I might be able to understand my girlfriend for once XP)
Quote from: hellboy222 on February 11, 2010, 11:11:15 PM
Wish granted, since you turn 18 they kick you out and now your homeless.
you don't know how close that is to the truth ;)
Wish granted. Now you hear what everybody is thinking. All the time. The second you get the ability you go crazy about all the voices inside your head and suicide. (O_O)
I wish that I was an eagle.
wish granted, you get captured and put in a zoo
I wish I knew how to speak Japanese
Wish granted, it becomes a dead language so you have nobody to talk to.
I wish my wishes didn't end up in me dying all the time.
Wish granted. Now you just suffer in pain to the end of the time.
I wish i wasn't in the zoo.
Wish granted. You get stolen from the zoo, killed, stuffed, and mounted on a wall.
I wish I were good at this game!
Wish granted. Your good at making wishes, which turn out very bad.
I wish I wasn't stuffed and stuff...
Wish granted. The wall that you're mounted on gets struck by lightning and catches on fire. Now you're not stuffed, just incinerated.
I wish we could go three wishes with someone getting killed.
Wish granted. It's you who dies.
I wish that yogc would revive me.
Wish granted. I manage to revive you and put you in a new body, but I end up dying before I can completely finish it, so you spend the rest of your life treated like a freak.
I wish a new demo for TSoG would come out.
Wish granted. The demo's actionscript is not yet ready, so the gameplay sucks. You start to hate the game.
I wish for the eternal.
Wish granted. First you get eternal life, then you get eternal torture.
I wish for a paycheck.
wish granted, you get payed a hay penny.
I wish I could go to the beach.
Wish granted. You can. The beach is frozen tho.
I wish for something that is no painful or deadly.
You are publicly humiliated in front of someone you're interested in romantically.
I wish for a genie that would independently grant my wishes in uncorrupted form.
wish granted, the genie thinks your handsome and kidnaps you your now its slave for the rest of time
I wish my dog didn't wake me up at 5 in the morning to take him out.
Wish granted, now he wakes you up at 4.
I wish more people would play the game.
Wish granted. Now the servers are so full, that you can never play it again.
I wish that I wasn't humiliated.
Wish granted, you are completely forgotten.
I wish I had mass effect 2 for 360
Wish granted. You lose your 360 tho, so you can never use the game.
I wish for something funny.
Wish granted. You fart on national television.
I wish I had an apple.
wish granted, it's poisonous
I wish my 360 was found.
Wish granted. It's found in pieces.
I wish I knew how to fly a plane.
wish granted, we discovered how to teleport so we turn all planes into apartments.
I wish I knew why someone would make a game like this.
Wish granted. Your brains explode after getting to know it.
I wish that people'd like this game.
Wish granted. The site crashes and you are sued for several million dollars.
I wish I could take over the world.
Wish granted, the world is hit by a meteor and destroyed.
I wish I had a 1,000 bucks
Wish granted. The are in (BIF) (1206 BIF=1 USD)
I wish I wasn't tired.
Wish granted, now you can never sleep again.
I wish I had a Lotus Elise (http://www.desktopcar.net/wallpaper/8585-2/Lotus_Elise_04.jpg).
Wish granted. It's in little pieces.
I wish that I didn't have to sleep
Wish granted. Since you are up every night, you are accused of various local crimes. You get a life sentence in jail.
I wish I had a Wii.
Wish granted, you die of sleep deprivation.
I wish it hadn't snowed so much.
Wish granted. Instead, it rained fire.
I wish that I could stop and start time at will.
wish granted, but someone figures out how you do it so now everyone can.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
wish granted. Now you have too much wishes inside your head and you canno't choose what to wish.
I wish that I'd be in upper secondary already.
Wish granted. You are soon kicked out.
I wish I was in control of the world.
wish granted, you dont have good control and you fling it into the sun.
I wish I wasn't broke.
Wish granted: instead of being broke, you get fixed. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fixed&defid=2468845) :D
I wish for one million dollars in USD 20-dollar bills, neatly packed into an unlocked leather suitcase and delivered directly to my front door.
Wish granted. Since there would have to be 500,000 $20 bills inside of the suitcase, when you open it up, all the money goes flying out and kills you.
I wish I had CS4.
Wish granted, but your computer breaks so you can't use it.
I wish I had a better computer.
Wish granted. While it is more comfortable to type, it runs slower than a 20 year old computer.
I wish I could have anything I wanted.
Wish granted. You get depressed one day and want to die. You die.
I wish I could beat level 32 of Bloons Expansion pack.
Congrats, you beat it. The game was so much fun that you find no joy in anything ever again.
I wish I could get oblivion for my pc so I could create my own freaking universe on that thing. (I hear modding it is quite lovely, and the scenery all ready, is beautiful, modeled after some of the most amazing places on Earth)
wish granted, you mod and then go to jail for tampering with the game.
I wish my wishes wouldn't backfire.
Wish granted. That is because you can't wish anymore.
I wish I had Assasin's Creed 2
Wish granted. You take it in to your head to mimic the game, go on an assassination rampage, and get shot by the military police.
I wish my cat would lose weight. (Don't kill the cat with your corruption, I might get depressed)
Wish granted, the cat gets skinny, has tons of energy, realizes you're a crappy owner and runs away to a better family.
I wish those annoying bots would get off of the general discussion.
(Ps. you can mod oblivion and morrowind legally, Bethesda released coding equipment)
Wish granted. It's no more bots, but real people posting them EVERYWHERE in the forums.
I wish for a sample
Wish granted. Its a sample of C4 (a.k.a. plastic explosive) and it blows up.
I wish I had a dog.
wish granted, it's bigger than your house and has decided you are the bathroom
I wish I didn't have to farm gold to beat trpg2 again.
(I know you can legally mod oblivion but I couldn't think of something better.)
Wish granted. The game is already beaten up, so you don't have to do anything to beat it up again.
I wish for something funny, that will make me happy too.
Wish granted. It's so funny, you laugh so hard and so much you suffocate.
I wish I had a Mac Book Air.
Wish Granted, it's broken.
I wish I had more pop.
Wish granted. You get more pop, but start hating it the moment you get some.
(whats your wish?)
(sooory~ happened all the time in the old forums. Usually the one posting after the one who didn't post a wish got to be the "genie" who makes the wish for the one who didn't make one, which will be something really bad)
I wish for the genie to make a wish for me.
Wish granted. However, the first wish you ask the genie gets corrupted, and you end up dead.
I wish I had a fully operational indestructible Mac book air.
It destroys you.
I wish that we all had pie.
Wish Granted, we all through our whipped-cream pies at you.
I wish I knew why mass increases as it approaches the speed of light.
wish granted, your head explodes from too much knowledge.
I wish my dogs farts didn't smell.
Wish granted. Instead of your dogs fart smelling, your fart smells twice as bad.
I wish I had a F-15. (if you don't know what it is, look it up)
wish granted. It transforms into a giant robot and kills you.
I wish for something to wish for.
Wish granted. You make a wish, and it gets corrupted. You die.
I wish I had a rocket.
wish granted, it flies you into the sun
I wish I could learn as3 faster
Wish granted. AS3 becomes outdated.
I wish my wishes wouldn't backfire.
Wish granted. Now they frontfire: they get corrupted before you wish them.
I wish it was wise for me to stay around here for another hour.
wish granted, the site crashes for the hour it would be wise for you to be on
I wish I wasn't sick
Wish granted. Now you're a stick!
I wish I knew how to use the telephone.
Wish granted. Telephones become outdated in two days.
I wish I could go to Georgia Tech for free.
wish granted, you go there and be the janitor for free.
I wish I knew a different language.
Wish granted. It's gibberish! You only know gibberish.
I wish every regular from the old forums would go to the new ones.
Wish granted. They put you down every time you make a suggestion.
I wish I could visit Area 51.
Wish granted. It's actually an empty warehouse in the middle of nowhere, all the equipment was transferred just before your arrival.
I wish I had something to do this weekend.
wish granted, this weekend you are to be tortured by having to watch barney for 48 hours straight.
I wish zhampir wasn't going to be tortured.
Wish granted. You get tortured instead of him.
I wish I could fly a SR-71 (and not crash).
Wish granted. You're a fly inside a flying SR-71.
I wish I was able to use my time better.
Wish granted. You manage your time so well, you manage to cram your schedule with a million things. You live your life under tons of pressure.
I wish everyone who died as a result of this thread was revived.
Wish granted. We now have a ton of zombies laying around... and a very unhappy living cow: me! >:(
I wish what I have to do was already done.
Wish granted. It turns out later in life you have to shoot your favorite pet because they got rabies. This is already done.
I wish that alien life were friendly in the movies.
Wish granted. They are so friendly, you get very bored and shoot yourself.
I wish Ertxiem was dead again.
Wish gran________ *falls dead on the floor before corrupting the wish, therefore corrupting the wish by the lack of corruption*
[spoiler]Or the corruption is the headache you got trying to understand what I meant! :) [/spoiler]
I wish my team had won.
They win a perception trophy for trying.
I wish people would stop playing the stupid forum games.
Wish granted. Nobody plays the forum games any more. Eventually we all go away due to boredom and never return.
I wish I could play the forum games again.
Wish Granted. You can ONLY play the forum games from now om. You commited suicide after 2 weeks of only playing the forum games
I wish I was normal
Wish granted. You are now a proud Gaussian distribution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_distribution).
I wish I haven't chose that colour for the pee coloured spriggat (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=62.msg2080#msg2080). :P
Wish granted. You chose a worse color.
I wish I won in everything.
Wish Granted. You just won............
YOUR DEATH
I wish I got 100 in all my subjects
Yup, wish granted, you get a 100 on your 215 point test.
What's your wish?
No wish o.O
Read the rules.
I will start again
I wish I could never die or turn to dust
Wish granted. You get stuck inside of the sun. You can't turn to dust or die, so you live in pain.
I wish everyone would make constructive comments.
Wish granted. You now look like an idiot.
I wish for moar problem-solving skillz
Quote from: yogc on March 13, 2010, 07:50:02 PM
Read the rules.
I've read teh rulez and have played teh gaem before. ;)
Wish granted. No one listens to you because you already have a reputation for having bad problem solving skills.
I wish I got all As on my report card.
Wish granted. However, since 1st March, A means accepted to exam. Which is now the politically correct way of informing you that you failed and meaning that you have to take another exam in order to get the approval.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Wish granted. You work so hard you work yourself to death.
I wish I had a car.
Wish Granted. You now own Chirstine. After 5 days your body is found dead in a gutter with tire tracks all over you.
I wish I had a better internet connection
Wish granted. Your house burns down because of the way the better internet router was installed.
I wish my computer didn't have a virus on it.
Wish granted. Now it has 2 viruses.
I wish I haven't lost playing cards.
Wish granted, they return to you but you've forgotten how to use them.
I wish I had something to wish for.
[spoiler]not having a wish is allowed. you simply corrupt their "wish" by giving them a wish. lolz, so Presentiment was in the right. I think we all ready encountered this on the first page of this game, here ^^ (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=6.msg28#msg28).[/spoiler]
Wish granted. It gets corrupted.
I wish my computer removed its viruses.
BTW Ertxiem: It does have two viruses now. Not funny at all.
Wish granted. Your computer gets meningitis instead. ;)
I wish I never procrastinated.
Wish granted, you become a work-aholic and make billions of dollars. How does this make your wish corrupted? You have no time for anything else, women, (must I mention anything else lol), games, tv, friends, hanging out, bars, etc.
I wish there was more irony in Yogc's life
ps: how does a computer have inflammation of the meninges? My computer doesn't have anything protecting it's "brain" from bouncing around. If it falls more than a foot it breaks lol.
Wish granted. I make a wish that your computer explodes, and it does.
I wish your computer would explode, Zhampir.
Wish granted, his computer splatters on you (if you still don't get it you're dull ;))
I wish I could wear my underpants outside my pants like Superman and have people applaud rather than laugh at me.
Wish granted, you're a monkey in the zoo.
I wish I could use the force.
Wish granted. Some Sith or Jedi or random people who hate force users come over an kill you.
I wish my school project was already finished.
Wish granted. Scientists take you into a remote Antarctic lab where they sedate and vivisect you.
I wish I was super-mentally retarded.
Wish Granted. You are also taken to Antarica to be studied by scientists. Your so stupid they wonder how you even breathe!
I wished all people respected Canada
You didn't get my wish, so you didn't corrupt it.
I wished I was super-retarded so I wouldn't be aware of anything. I wouldn't even know if anyone took me to Cantarctica.
It is a near-incorruptible wish; you have to get more creative...
Wish granted. You stumble in front of a car.
I wish I had enough time to take a nap.
Quote from: yogc on March 22, 2010, 12:04:12 AM
Wish granted. You stumble in front of a car.
So?
Whatev, wish granted, you wake up in a cave 50 years later.
You didn't put a wish.
I wish I had the power to turn invisible and back again willingly as many times I want and I know how to control it and that people sort of know I'm there. You know, when your in a corridor and you just decide to avoid a certain space. So, I couldn't be killed by traffic or by someone just pushing me into a spike or something. Good luck trying to find a loophole for that! :P
Wish granted. People get scared by you so they lock you up in a gas room.
I wish I had all the food in the world.
Wish granted, unfortunately it's in your belly and you explode from having a mound of food the size of Everest in your stomach.
I wish that people would post stuff faster on these forums.
Wish granted, the forums go down indefinitely due to flooding.
I wish I wasn't randomly depressed.
wish granted, you are gifted with bipolar disorder to keep your depression more predictible
for those who will say it varies even with bipolar disorder, you can scientifically prove when either mania or depression is incoming due to hormonal levels
I wish I owned the Playboy Mansion
Wish granted. It catches on fire and kills you.
I wish I had good shoes.
Wish granted, I have better shoes, and your jealousy agonizes you constantly.
I wish my (currently ex) girlfriend wouldn't break up with me every time her period hits.
Wish granted. She permanently breaks up with you at a random time when her period doesn't hit.
I wish I could run a mile in under 5 minutes.
Wish granted, your feet literally fall off.
I wish it would be two weeks from now, all ready.
The distance It (http://www.tvacres.com/images/pennywise.jpg) is from you is not measured in weeks. He is right next to you, and pulls off your arm (he's had practice).
I wish for Turtle (http://www.strangehorizons.com/2005/20051219/king-lovecraft-a.shtml).
Wish granted, you get him (http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/review/2002/08/02/master_disguise/story.jpg)
I wish I didn't have insomnia
Wish granted, you end up remembering every little detail and your brain can't handle it so it literally explodes.
I wish Zackirus would answer my RTD stories more often.
wish granted, he stays by his computer with that window open for 24 hours a day and dies because of you
also, insomnia means you can't sleep, no idea what you thought it meant
so a real response would have been "Wish granted. You sleep for all eternity"
I wish Miley Cyrus would stop being on the radio and American Idol, and everybody would acknowledge that she is an awful singer.
Sorry, for some reason I thought it meant forgetfulness. I must have been tired.
Anyway, wish granted, they acnowledge her for her dancing and she becomes even more famous.
I wish there was no more school.
wish granted, we all end up like southern hicks and other countries gang up on and kill us for it
In response to the comment above- what dancing skills? she just tries to show off her awful looks
I wish I stopped getting my e-mail crashed from spam
Wish granted, all the Spam goes to every other e-mail address in the world. Crashing every other e-mail address in the world. Therefore, your e-mail address is useless.
I wish for world peace.
Wish granted. We disarm all of our nukes and destroy all of our weapons. The next day aliens come and kill us all and we can't fight back, so we all die.
I wish that I was a girl!
Wish granted. You become a transexual. Which, officially, is a girl but you can never have children. Also, no man wants to be with a transexual.
I wish that all the sinister design games were free and Craig Stern wins the lottery.
Craig now that he doesn't have to work gives up on all his Telepath games and lives in Hawaii the rest of his life.
Again, I wish Canada was loved around the world (especially America and England)
Canada's loved too much and every Coutry wants to be it's best friend. So, Canada is barraged by meetings to organise more a more peace treatie's so, Canada nukes itself in suicide.
you forgot a wish so i'll make one up for you "i wish i could communicate with machines through my mind"
granted but the machines take over your mind and you become a mindless spokesperson for mechanical rights.
i wish that cool guy in my profile picture was real and human like {meaning no 2d} and under my complete control with no visible connections between me and him or him wanting to be free of my hold on him. {pretty sure i covered all the conventional loop holes so try and come up with something exotic ^_^ )
You die so your control over him is vanquished. So, he goes on a killing spree.
I wish that there always something good on TV.
(ah crap forgot to add that it'll listen to me even if i'm dead :( you win this round )
granted but said programing becomes so popular that it becomes the only programing available.
i wish i could come up wiith more exotic wishes and people responding to me could come up with more exotic responses (methinks i know where this will go)
You all start making wishes about places like Hawaii. (Exotic.)
I wish that the internet never lagged.
granted, whenever the internet gets slow it turns itself off.
i wish more people would play the wolrd domination game
Wish granted. So many people play it that every game is over in like 5 minuits.
I wish I was immune to all diseases and conditions.
Wish granted. You are taken into a lab against your will and studied for the rest of your life in a vain attempt to cure a disease that only 5 people have.
I wish the US had joined, and been an active member in, the post WWI League of Nations
(I will only accept realistic corruptions)
The US takes more land off Germany than the others. (Come on the U.S.A is greedy)
This makes German Soldiers even angrier during WWII so they win. The entire world is now run by a dictatorship Germany. Way to go, JERK!
I wish that I was never bored.
NO!
I mean that history ran its course except that the Senate voted with Wilson to join the League
Try again!
Pah, too complicated a wish for some, methinks!
But mind not: so the league was joined by USA, but their presence was nominal, as the American economy boomed and they still implemented the isolationist policy. So the Great Depression did occur, and the rest insued, excpet that UK and France were more linient on Germany in the 30s, continue with their appeasment policy, 'cause they were sure that USA will back them up if Germany didn't follow the calls of League of Nations. Again, Japan invading Manchuria, in reality getting condemnation from the League of Nations will see America try to act on the warning, war with Japan will ensue much earlier, completely distracting USA from European affairs. Meanwhile, France & UK allow Germany to get more land without any political or military backlash from them, and Germany and the Soviet Union divide up Poland as per Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. Moreover, giving Japan's war with USA, the Soviets were sure much earlier that there would be no war on two fronts (v Germany and Japan), so they started their own assasult on Nazi Germany, overpowering it in a year-long war (pretty reasonable, as analysis of military sources allows to draw conclusion that about 80-90& of military supplies of the Red Army were destroyed by the Nazis in the first two months of the war, as the army was caight off-guard, since they themselves were preparing for an assault) and quickly seizing over the rest of mainland Europe. Then follows a war of weakened USA against USSR, 2 bombs is simply not enough to offset the going momentum of the Red Army, and with the Chinese liberated by comrades from the north (logical next step for Soviets is to go into Asia- to Korea, then southwards and support the communists in China), a bloody showdown insues in which many cities are destroyed on mainland America and Asia, and we're set for a global communist regime. And Trotsky smiles on all of this.
How about for a simpler wish: I wish we could forsee the future and be able to influence it.
granted but a race called the immortals takes you captive despite your best efforts to evade capture. they then take your powers from you to make them powerful enough to conquer the universe. alas they have an absolute HATE for anything related to cheese so anything that can make cheese is promptly disintegrated. good job my friend
i wish the RTD story had more activity.
Good job KZ
We were allied with the Soviets, but tensions were high enough that they would have violated this agreement in light of our lack of involvement with the Nazis. I applaud your genius!
So... everybody wants help from you and assassins attempt to kill you every time you chose a side that isn't theirs OR you chose no side at all. You survive these assassination attempts due to your powers, but are then fought over as an unwilling asset by the major powers of the world, and your support of Russia in this war leads to them ruling the world. The world economy and government then collapses due to Russia's ineffective bureaucracy. The Russians then begin a campaign to execute the inferior race of GINGERS, who have no souls.
I wish I had a 20 inch long... you know...
damn
took me so long to write my reply that i ended up missing another post...
but anyways everybody goes on to the RTD story thing, and they find out who you are and make fun of you and your character for the rest of your life
my wish is the same
"I wish had a 20 inch long...you know..."
granted, somebody makes you a wooden figure that says "you know" that is 20 inches long
i wish that guy in my picture was happier
his happieness is so great that he exits the computer and begins to eat his favorite food- people-starting with YOU
Then he is killed after a King-Kong style story
nice response to my wish though-lol
I wish I was jacked, but got there naturally and healthily
PS to KZ- Am i aloud to name the "you know"
granted, somebody gets a car jack, stuffs it down your throat and jacks the ^%$@ out of you until you explode.
i wish wishes could not be wished in a wishing well
Quote from: mikew781 on March 28, 2010, 06:36:16 PM
PS to KZ- Am i aloud to name the "you know"
You know, I think it's funnier if you keep it that way ;)
Sure thing, people start wishing them everywhere else, save the wishing well.
I wish for more sleep!
You sleep for the rest of your life. (Like the opposite of insomnia.)
I wish that the resescion was over.
Wish granted- instead, there is a global war that will end humanity for good.
I wish people globally would be more happy.
Their too happy and never feel guilty about anything they've done so they do whatever they want. Soon, the a person will kill 2.3 people on average which means humanity will be wiped out.
I wish that the world was run by a giant communism that actually worked.
granted. the world turns into a dinotopia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinotopia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinotopia) like state and everybody is happy.. but there still aren't any dinosaurs. wheres the corruption you might ask? it's brewing in the leadership. the leadership of the new nation takes EVERYTHING from the people and we now live life with NOTHING but basic supplies. i.e. bread and water with the occasional pigeon and head of lettuce. also the average human lifespan decreases by 20 years. good job you just erased hundreds of years of progress.
i wish a certain person would stop being negative towards everything i do on this forum. (waits patiently for unsaid person to corrupt my newest idea)
Wish granted. You stop doing things on these forums so the specific user stops complaining. (Sorry about that but I do have a point. You aren't really being very telepathy. Your character in the RTD story just doesn't fit. I've landed in this dimension? Demigod? I mean, come on.)
I wish that people never got overweight or underweight.
granted. all underweight and overweight people magically disappear. no more models and no more "the biggest looser".... good job {i have a very active imagination and if you didn't notice his powers were all but eliminated leaving him no more powerful then the rest of the starters. the whole other dimension bit was just a simpler way to bring in his more exotic powers at some point in the story.}
i wish my mind wasn't overactive and in the process of being healed, nothing bad happened to me (i.e. mental retardation, loosing my imagination completely etc. etc.)
Wish Granted. It gets healed but not completely. You become a boring executive for the rest of your life.
I wish Zackirus' computer didn't lag.
wish granted, it's not his computer that lags anymore, its him as a person. he is now stuck moving at 1/10th the speed of everybody else and he occasionally stops moving and crashes. your a horrible person now.
i wish for nothing
Wish Granted. Your sent a bottle with a vacumm in it and you become depressed because you got something so boring.
I wish that I could turn invisible and back again whenever I pleased.
wish granted, you sleep walk though and because you can turn invisible people think you're a ghost so they call the ghost busters who trap you in their gadget thing and then you rot there for all eternity. have fun with that.
i wish the n/0 meme actually created those outlandish affects(effects?)
Wish granted. The meme thingy makes those outlandish effects so long you get annoyed and commit suicide.
I wish that my brothers (snowmen) fell from the sky everywheree on Earth.
Wish granted: they take their time falling very slowly, over a long period of rime, they fall randomly, and they quickly fall apart when they start falling- so what we actually see from this phenomenon is simply snow, which comes down on occaison all over the place (think ice ages as well) for quite some time.
I wish for true happiness.
granted, you turn into ghandi/budah mix and own nothing. you die from starvation because you sit under a tree for 47 days.
i wish for the same thing as last time (please know what the n/0 meme is this time)
Wish granted. You wished the same thing as last time. And the corruption is the same.
[spoiler]I even tried to look for the n/0 meme but I was unable to find anything about it.[/spoiler]
I wish I was calmer, like the surface of a lake in a day without wind.
granted, you become calm by creating poorly made similes and metaphors. nobody reads them and you commit suicide before you're next birthday. [spoiler]n/0 means divide by zero. look for images about it. it might make it easier.[/spoiler]
You forgot a wish, so here is one. You wish you were the ultimate being.
Wish granted. You become so powerful that the world has a revolt and you die.
I wish I was a real boy.
Wish granted. You are Pinocchio (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio) (at the end of the story). You still live with Geppetto and talk to a cricket (Jiminy). But after a brief moment of happiness, all is black, letters begin to move up and everything ends.
I wish I will never again have a birthday (so that I don't suicide).
Wish granted. You get shot before your next birthday, so you never have another one.
I wish my computer would start up faster.
Wish granted, your computer is improved using money that a senator recived through a bribe, thus linking you to many conspiracies and forever ruining your career
I wish I could tell who a person "liked" by thinking lightly about it
Wish granted. You find out that no one likes you or ever did like you, and you commit suicide.
I wish all of the annoying flying squirrels in my attic would leave.
Wish Granted. they leave but are replaced by man-eating raccons. You wake up in the middle of the night and they are chewing your leg off
I wish that I was prime minister of Canada
Wish granted, the glaciers melt flooding Canada covering it completely with water, and Canada shrinks to 1 1trillionth of the size it was.
[spoiler=sorry]I have a habit of forgetting what to wish for[/spoiler]
Wish granted, nothing happens. Ever. You are stuck in a dimension empty of everything. For eternity...
I wish I had a bigger house.
Wish granted: you're shrunk tenfold, and now your house looks bigger to you.
I wish food was cheaper and tastier!
Granted, but it is also loaded with carbs and trans-fat so you become morbidly obese and later die of multiple heart attacks.
[spoiler]
i wish for a book that teaches you how to divide by zero (http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/2355/original/DivideByZero.jpg) [/spoiler] without that happening
Wish granted, your head IMPLODES instead :-*.
I wish I was immortal.
Granted, you have gained immortality by becoming the new guardian of the alternate sphere. Though you are now composed of antimatter so you can't interact with anything outside of that sphere. (You won't know what I'm talking about because you never read that part of my book.)
I wish people stopped trying to take my hill from me and left me alone with my hill.
Wish granted, your "hill" just sunk into a sink hole, so now we use a different hill.
I wish my xbox 360 worked, that I still owned it, I stay alive long enough to play it, and my Oblivion disc worked.
Wish granted. You play oblivion once. Then you die.
I wish for evil.
Wish granted, Presentiment returns, and floods the forums incessantly until they shut down for months.
I wish corrupted wishes were, uh, more creative than just dying.
[spoiler]I've corrupted a few that way myself[/spoiler]
Wish granted, you live forever in eternal pain in an empty dimension. You will NEVER die.
I wish the stain of presentiments posts would be erased.
granted, another far worse person makes his stains look none existent.
i wish somebody would realize the joke in my siggy and comment on it!
(You guys work fast!)
@Zampir: Wish granted. Now everyone's wish end up in a coma. The repetition is even more boring.
@Steelfish: Wish granted. They are erased, but to do that we need to use all your blood.
@rainen: Wish granted. Someone realizes how bad your sig is and comment about it in an humiliating way to you.
I wish that dividing a positive integer by zero would not give +∞.
granted but in doing so it puts you in a coma.
i wish i was more witty
Wish granted. However, since you have a reputation for being not so witty, no one listens to you. You get depressed and become a recluse.
I wish I wrote a best selling book and lived to earn the profits.
granted, but it was published under my name with my book and I sue you and take everything. Including all the fame that you got from "writing" the book. You are left with a cardboard box that mysteriously has an Internet connection. (but you have no computer so you can't use it)
I wish for a way to post on the Sinister Design forum!
You already have one. Everybody mocks this ridiculus wish, and you loose all of your friends and kill yourself.
I wish I was 6' 10", weighed 230 pounds, and had the same proportion of weight (i.e. Muscle weight/ Total weight stays the same)
Wish granted. You're now a baboon with 6' 10" (2.08m) tall and weighting 230 pounds (104kg).
You're truly an attraction in the local zoo: the world's largest baboon.
I wish I was hungry and didn't have food to eat.
Granted, you cut off one of your legs and roast it over the fire. That makes you emo and a cannibal!
I wish my train of thought stopped derailing.
somebody takes out your brain, cyrogenically freezes it, and puts it in a really good train
now your train of though never derails
I wish I was a 6'10" male human that weighed 130 lbs and had my same Muscle/Weight ratio
Granted, your heart weighs 30lbs though and you die from the complications of being overly thin.
I wish you lost the game.
[spoiler]and by the way, I LOST THE GAME!!!.... don't hate me![/spoiler]
damn i meant to put 230
well, wish granted, you lost the game when you and some friends were on a deserted island, deciding who they should eat so that the others can live. And you are eaten.
I wish i was a 6'10" male human that weighed 230, had averaged sized organs for this height, and kept the same muscle/weight ratio
Wish granted. You'll live a boring life, though, because everybody ignores you.
I wish I knew how to fly.
granted, while flying your plane a member of a midget terrorist organization captures your plane (he was hiding in your gas tank) and forces you to crash into the Atlantic ocean. There were nuclear war heads and they cause a massive tsunami which wipes out everything along said ocean.
I wish my wish was uncorrupted.
Wish Granted. You get a sign sayong 'My wish was uncoorupted'.
I wish killer snowmen (like me) ruled the universe.
Wish granted. They rul for about 3 seconds because they decided that their all fortifications would be on various suns and all the snowmen melt.
I wish that the full version of TSOG would be released within the next 2 months.
Wish Granted. It is realesed, but not enough time was put in for it to be good. It was horrible, and Sinister Design goes out of business.
I wish it was always winter.
Wish granted. From now on, we call Winter to what previously we used to call Year (and Year to what we previously used to call Winter). Hence, the Winter has four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Year.
I wish I could sing better.
granted but your better singing is outside the range of human hearing so nobody thinks you can sing any better.
I wish you made a wish up for me and corrupted it
Wish granted. You get a carving of the words "A wish up for me and corrupted it."
I wish that it was always in the degrees below 0, but change nothing about our numbering and degree system.
granted, the atmosphere becomes so thin that it is no longer above 0 degrees. the sun sends so much radiation to the earth that it eventually fries because there is nothing to deflect it.
i wish i had a jar of dirt
Wish granted. It has worms in it and they eat the dirt as soon as you get it. Feeling disgusted, you chuck the worms into a park before they can poo it out again.
I wish that it is impossible to lie. (Including 'white lies,' I never liked them.)
granted, but then i have to say not granted, but then that means the corrupted wish isn't granted, and that infinite time loop causes the universe to collapse on itself and the big bang happens again which leads to humanity becoming non existent. Your worse then all the mass murderers out there you fool.
I wish that this forum would become locked
Wish granted. This forum was locked, you went insane, and commited suicide.
I wish I was dead.
Wish granted. From now on, the temperature is above 40ºC and you melt. You die and nobody cares about you. (Ouch.)
I wish Frosty wasn't dead, because I want to be the only dead one around here.
Wish granted, you both come back to life and to add insult to injury, you're immortal. People think that's good but it's not. Because, imagine when you've experienced every possible experience 100 times and you've got nothing to live for. Also, you'll never know what the afterlife's like. Hahaha! However, Frosty dies almost instantly because the atmosphere is still above 40 degrees celsius.
I wish for everyone's IQ to go up by 15 points.
wish granted but they don't get any smarter.
i wish people were dumber
Wish granted, everyone becomes mute (the dictionary definition of dumb means can't speak.)
I wish that Presentiment was nicer. (Sorry, I forgot to make a wish but I've fixed it now.)
Wish granted... errrr... nothing is granted... I guess...
I wish that your (Ersatz Man) untold wish becomes true.
Wish granted, his wish was that you would be punched in the nuts by an Asian midget the next time you check this thread
Don't turn around, he's probably right behind you know
I wish Presentiment would stay banned
Wish granted, he stays band but comes back in a new persona so it's still the same person but it's technically not Presentiment. (I think this wish actually came true :P)
I wish that I had the power to breathe underwater and in Earth Atmosphere as well (that includes what we breathe now.)
Wish granted. You can breathe underwater and you can breathe air. However, your life span is reduced 10 times.
I wish being punched in the nuts would hurt that much.
Wish Granted- It hurts that much! *Punches Ertxiem in the nuts*
I wish for eternal salvation.
Granted, right before you die though the definition of salvation is changed to "Salvation- The act of being stabbed by an entire tree"
I wish this guy :-* didn't get so evil when he kisses people
Wish granted. :-* is now quite friendly every time he kisses people. However, from now on, in all Telepath games, the shadowling chase humans just to fill them with kisses and the humans try to flee from them. Nobody will play these games any more.
I wish I cracked my nuts, so that I may eat them. :P
Wish granted. You crack your nuts, and eat them. Before you eat them, however, I add some poison, leaving you to suffer in agony and finally die.
I wish rainen would be stabbed by an entire tree.
Granted, but an improbability sphere turns the tree into a pillow and the definition of "stabbed by" to "sleeping on"
I wish ??? wasn't confused anymore
Wish granted. You are no longer confused. However, the thing that was confusing you turns out to be a giant conspiracy plot to murder someone important. You are killed by the members of the conspiracy for knowing too much.
I wish I wasn't so busy.
Wish granted. You loose all of your friends and kill yourself and fifteen other people in a murder suicide case.
I wish all of my spam mail just went to somebody who deserved it- like Presentment.
wish granted, your computer gets mind%#@^$& by a few thousand malware.
i wish i could procrastinate and not have any bad effect happen because of it.
Wish granted, you procrastinate for the rest of your life and never accomplish anything.
I wish that advert breaks between shows were shorter.
granted, they last 5 seconds each but theres over 25 minutes of them in a 30 hour show.
Wish granted, you are banished to limbo, where... nothing... ever... happens.
I wish rainen was impaled upon a spike.
granted, but instead of dying i become immortal so i go around stabbing people with the very same stake.
i wish i wasn't in limbo anymore
Wish granted; now you are in hell, instead. Feel the eternal flames of damnation!
I wish Rainen felt pain 600 times keener then an ordinary human being (Should make hell's tortures even more fun).
Wish granted, but you have a small dick. So you kill yourself. HA.
I wish PMS didn't exist
Wish granted, women act like that all the time now ;).
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
Wish granted, you sit, staring at your computer screen for the rest of your life waiting for the corruption that will never come. For the rest of your life.
I wish Mikew781 didn't have to resort to such rubbish corruptions due to his lack of imagination (Or personal insecurity; he may have a small dick, and want to take out his misery on the entire world by posting terrible posts. Just a suggestion).
Wish granted, I begin to invent amazingly inventive corruptions, but you long for my crude, size-related humor, and become massively depressed. Your sadness affects the entire world, and everybody begins to resent your presence. Slowly, you realize that the only way to cheer yourself, and others, up is by re-creating the humor you removed from the world. You spend the rest of your lives making penis-related jokes, and you despise yourself even more.
I wish people would help out in my thread: http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=300.0 (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=300.0)
Wish granted. From now on, everybody in the world tries to help your thread. However, these forums can't support the huge amount of traffic necessary for them to work and they crash. When Craig tries to restore these forums from a backup, it happens that your thread can't be recovered, thus lost forever.
I wish that my Internet Service Provider was more reliable (I'm getting tired of the problems I'm having).
wish granted. internet ceases to exist so it can't be unreliable anymore.
i wish you guessed what my wish was using previous knowledge.
Wish granted, I guess your wish is for me to guess your wish using the previous knowledge of the wish you just posted, but since it isn't a very good wish, I change it to a better one. You fall into a pit of spikes from four thousand feet. Fortunately, the spikes break your fall.
I wish I was a god.
wish granted a beam of light shoots down on you and makes you an all powerful god
I wish my eye will heal
Wish granted. However, your other eye gets worse than your current bad eye.
I wish rainen procrastinates forever.
granted, i'll finish your wish and my wish later
Wish granted. You wish your wish later. However, after you made yourself wish it, you'll regret it instantaneously because you just thought of something way better.
I wish I had butter.
wish granted i cant beleive it WAS butter
i wish my dad would clean the water filter
Wish granted, he developes severe OCD and kepps madly cleaning the water filter until he dies.
I wish that life was more like a video game (Futurama Reference)
(I modified this post so I have a wish.)
Wish granted... wait... I think there is something missing...
I wish I could corrupt your wish.
Wish granted, but Ersatz Man goes mad with rage over his corrupted wish and beats you into a bloody pulp.
I wish to be more powerful than Nelis, Tastidian, and the Main from TRPG2 combined.
wish granted however with all the power you have you accidently kill the ones that you love too
i wish could get good enough to start and finish this animated movie im working on
Wish granted, but it got poor reviews so, after all you went through, you kill yourself.
I wish to own America.
wish granted you own america but you got killed by a terrorist invasion
i wish my computer would stop having false alarms with virus protection
Wish granted, your computer doesn't have a false alarm, but instead a real virus, you ignore it, and the next day, you have to buy a new computer.
I wish to start a feud between countries only to watch and laugh as they all kill each other.
Wish granted, but they figure out it was you due to a tip of from an anonymous "mikew781" and lock you up
I wish TRPG3 was finished
wish granted TRP3 was finished but you completely suck and you cant complete it
I wish for a new microphone for my computer
Wish granted, but you say something that sounds illegal with a cop present into it, so the authorities find you and confiscate the microphone.
I wish I led a crusade against mikew781 while he was at his weakest for ratting me out.
wish granted, but I am still stronger than you at my weakest. So you loose. Nothing personal :)
I wish I had a tamed dragon that nobody else could see, and I was smart enough to not mention it and to tell people that I was the one flying if they saw me on it
wish granted but the dragon got loose and since no one could see it no one could defend themselves and got killed
i wish for a medicine that heals anything
Wish granted, but, if you didn't put in just enough ingredients it would become a lethal toxin, ditto if you put more than required, and that's exactly what you did.
I wish I had a time machine and went back in time to my crusade against mikew781 to tip the odds way, way, way into my favor.
Okay. Your army of millions of crusaders from the middle ages come, and fail against me and my rocket launcher.
Hey-you said back in time :P
I wish that Duskling would give up
Wish granted, but he obtained newfound confidence and a new empire. Then he proceeded to crush an outpost that belonged to torugo.
I wish that I corrupted the next person's wish.
wish granted you will corupt this ones wish but it wont be worth corrupting to you
I wish duskling was the ruler of the world
Wish granted, Darkling becomes the ruler of the world, but as a result of him not corrupting this wish the entire world is swallowed by a paradox.
I wish I could go back and redo the things I regret.
wish granted but you accidentally divided by zero in the calculations and it caused the universe to become locked in stasis with everything going back in time by 5 seconds every 5 seconds.
i wish my wish was corrupted by an expert in poetry.
Wish granted, but his computer crashes as he is writing his poetic response, and you are stuck with me corrupting your wish.
I wish that KZ was back
Granted, but Presentiment has secretly hacked KZ's account, takes over the forum, and bans everyone.
I wish I had pectorals that I could crush soda cans between.
Wish granted, but the soda can you crushed actually contained a toxic gas which killed you instantly.
I wish IT... WASN'T... SPARTA!!!!!!!
Granted, it wasn't sparta. Since history is then changed the movie 300 isn't created and with the spare time the makers of the movie create a new film entitled "It's Over 9000".
I wish I could watch the movie It's Over 9000.
Wish granted; the film is so bad, you are traumatised! unfortunately for you, the creator of the film, so were other people. They sue you, adding to your growing depression tht stems from the psychological trauma you suffered. After three years of constant misery, you decide to take your own life. You try to overdose, and fail, but it leaves you so weak, you can't move. You die of thirst in your kitchen, a metre away from the tap. The world celebrates.
I wish for 600,000 pounds, real money, in english currency, delivered to my house, gained legally, and fully useable in all shops.
Granted, but its all given in one-pence pennies, and dropped from an airplane. Your home is crushed under 600,000 pounds of 600,000 pounds.
I wish I had a kind, fluffy, bunny.
wish granted you got a kind fluffy bunny. but it had rabies and you got infected
i wish i could run 50 miless an hour
wish granted but this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPJh-LJq1o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPJh-LJq1o) happens to you
i wish i could fly up to 6 feet in the air
wish granted you fly up to six feet in the air but find out it is pointless because you are only as high as most people are tall.
i wish you didnt make me laugh so hard with that video
Granted, I make you laugh with this video instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2b8ENc_Ak (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2b8ENc_Ak)
i wish some1 made me laugh
wish granted but i laughed at it so hard i couldnt breathe amd suffocated and you got arressted for showing it to me
i wish i could get a grip now
(thanks for that i needed a good laugh)
Wish granted, but then everyone but you started laughing again, so you felt akward.
I wish I would go on a skiing trip, not break any bones, body parts, or kill myself.
wish granted you didnt die or break anything but you got froze over in a blizzard.
i wish i wasnt forced to watch such a retarded movie during 11the grade taks at my school
Wish granted, you were forced to watch an even more retarded movie.
I wish I could fix anything and everything, but was not famous for it.
Wish granted. However, you'll take years just to fix anything.
I wish I was Mr Creosote.
Wish granted, but since I don't know who that is, you'll just have to settle for becoming Britney Spears.
I wish I ken who Mr. Creosote was/is.
Wish granted, I introduce you to Mr. Creosote, but as I do he eats a mint and explodes, showering you with half-digested gourmet.
I wish to meet Brian Cohen.
Wish granted. You meet Brian Cohen, the guitar maker. He offers you a broken guitar.
I wish I didn't post a link in this message. Mr. Creosote (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk).
wish granted you never posted the link and the time line got altered and for some unknown reasons you had to live in hiding from the fbi for the rest of your young life.
i wish i never had an arguement again for the rest of my life
Wish granted, but you when you want to defend yourself in court, you can't argue against the evidence, even if you wanted to, so you get thrown in jail.
I wish that I knew how, could, and did control time.
wish granted you can control time but you went to the past, broke up youre parents and prevented youre own existence.
i wish i could stop thinking about the ima firin my lazer videos
Wish granted, but you used a device to help you do that and overloaded it, causing you to not be able to think at all.
I wish there I knew what KZ meant.
Wish granted, but the truth is too terrible for you and it overloads your brain and sends you into a coma.
I wish i was doing my english homework right now.
Wish granted, you do your homework, partially, but fall asleep before you're done since it is too boring, and you get detention for not completing your homework.
I wish I got to see that.
Quote from: Duskling on May 05, 2010, 01:00:15 AM
Wish granted, you do your homework, partially, but fall asleep before you're done since it is too boring, and you get detention for not completing your homework.
Lolz thats what happened today
But anyways, wish granted, you do but then you become depressed by the realization that you sound like a stalker.
I wish I had done my english homework
wish granted. you did your english homework but you got a grade so poor they had to go into the negatives.
i wish i couldnt get ice cream headaches any more
Quote from: torugo on May 05, 2010, 05:32:45 PM
wish granted. you did your english homework but you got a grade so poor they had to go into the negatives.
ouch-that doesn't usually happen
Wish granted, you solve the problem by never eating ice cream. Sucks for you!
I wish I could bench 200 pounds.
Quote from: mikew781 on May 05, 2010, 05:56:46 PM
Quote from: torugo on May 05, 2010, 05:32:45 PM
wish granted. you did your english homework but you got a grade so poor they had to go into the negatives.
ouch-that doesn't usually happen[...]
Usually? Soooo... it happens rarely? :P
Wish granted. Now, after a tremendous effort, you can bench the four 50£ bills that KZ lend you. Pay him back!
I wish I had a good wish like the one I wished sometime before.
Wish granted, you wish for something you wished for sometime ago, but you can't pick the same wish twice, which you did.
I wish I owned a museum.
wish granted you own a museum but you should have wished for a museum with exhibits so there are no attractions.
i wish i owned the worlds biggest rubber band ball
Wish granted, but someone had some scissors and didn't like your rubber band ball, I think we all know where that went...
I wish for a trip to Russia, with 100,000,000 dollars Russian currency, and American currency to pay for the trip.
Wish granted. However, you arrive late at the airport and rush out of the taxi, thus forgetting the money bag inside. You ran through the airport trying not to loose your flight. A cop suspects your attitude and grabs you. You protest and are sent to jail.
I wish you get out of jail soon.
Wish granted, but when I get out of jail, I murder you because you corrupted what was supposed to be a nice trip to Russia.
I wish that I was successful in my murder attempt.
wish granted but you got caught and instead of being imprisoned you get executed.
I wish you farewell in the afterlife
Wish granted, but I never die, therefore I don't have an afterlife, so your wish was wasted.
I wish I (and only I) could safely teleport anything I wish.
Wish granted. You are now the main character of Portal and you exist only when someone is playing the game.
I wish I was sleeping.
Wish granted; you never wake up.
I wish I had 64 billion pounds.
Wish granted. You're now absurdly obese and die in a split second due to an heart attack.
I wish you had loss some weight.
wish granted, the weight just disappears, leaving me at my original size. It has to go somewhere, however. You suddenly get very fat during a trans-atlantic flight, crashing the plane and killing everyone onboard. Including you, who sinks to the bottom of the sea.
I wish I was returned to life.
Wish granted, you return, only to find that the Earth has suffered a nuclear holocaust, and you die again in a radiation zone.
I wish that our life was like Fallout 3.
Wish granted, but you cannot indure pain like you can in Fallout 3, so what you used to think of as slight injuries cause you such pain that fall to the ground in agony. Your foes kill you slowly, causing you more pain than you tought possible
I wish I was an admin on my computer so I could download the Tsog downloadable demo
Wish granted, but that particular copy had a virus placed by the previous admin to get back at you for hacking his/her status, so your computer crashes, and you don't have enough money to buy a new one.
I wish my 360 was fixed and had Xbox Live.
Wish granted but you don't have Halo ODST (if you think you do-CHECK AGAIN), so you can't play halo reach beta and become dpressed.
I wish I didn't put everything off by spending time on this site
Wish granted, but when you leave, everyone hates you because of this comment, so whenever one of them sees a "Mike W." trying to get a job at their company, you are denied a job, so you starve later.
I wish I had a fixed 360, Xbox Live, Halo: ODST with the Halo: Reach beta.
Wish granted, but you become depressed when you discover how bad at Halo you are. You destroy your Xbox, a move that you soon regret.
I wish that every corruption didn't end with death/depression.
Wish granted, instead it ends with agonizing pain and suffering, all because of you, who will be beaten for what you have to done civillians whose wishes get corrupted.
I wish that you understood what I just said.
Wish granted. You were understood, but nobody cares about what you said anyway.
Quote from: Steelfist on May 08, 2010, 03:51:01 PM
wish granted, the weight just disappears, leaving me at my original size. It has to go somewhere, however. You suddenly get very fat during a trans-atlantic flight, crashing the plane and killing everyone onboard. Including you, who sinks to the bottom of the sea.
[...]
Well, I'm already dead... but now I'm in at the bottom of the sea.
I wish I was back on my meadow in a hill ;) to eat dead grass.
Wish granted, but the grass isn't dead, it is very much alive, so it eats you.
I wish that Ert was a living cow.
Wish granted. He has been dead so long, however, he has forgotten how to breathe. He dies. Permenantly.
I wish that Ert was an undead sheep.
Wish granted, since you said "undead" Ert turned into a zombie sheep and ate you and your family.
I wish that Steelfist had a chainsaw to defend himself.
Granted, but as Steelfist was unused to the kickback of a chainsaw, the moment he attempted to rend zombie sheep flesh it kicked back and ripped off several key parts of his face.
I wish somebody made a zombie movie that actually had some level of realism and sense.
Wish Granted, it's a documentary and the world REALLY is overun by zombies and they eat your brain.
I wish I had a legally aquired cheque for £1,000,000 that would be put into my bank account and was the size of a regular cheque and nobody could steal it and the cheque could not harm me at all (not even a paper cut.) Also, I wish that inflation won't happen in the near future so £1,000,000 won't be the cost of a sandwhich or something. Good luck trying to beat that!
Wish granted, but you get robbed immeadiately after purcahsing a mansion that you can no longer afford.
I wish i could think of an incorruptible wish
wish granted but because of you knowing about the incoructable wish you get banned form this game.
i wish my friends would stop playing yu gi oh and realize that it is a game for kids.
Wish granted. However, they will not want to play with you any more because they claim that you're immature.
I wish I never forget to wish in this game.
Wish granted, you never forgot to wish here, but every time your wish got corrupted, and you fall into a deep depression.
I wish Duskling wasn't murdered before finishing his last post.
Wish granted, he just forgot to post a wish.
I wish :-* meant "evil" and not "kiss"
Granted, but due to a long series of events that I cannot even begin to explain in the limitations of a simple post this causes all kisses to become evil, twisted, and deadly. Mothers killing their own infant children. Families are brutally torn apart. That doesn't even begin to cover cultures where kissing is simply a means of greeting or farewell. The death toll is in the hundreds of millions. You sick bas&(#d! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
I wish that my seemingly simple wish to be given a coupon for a free ice cream cone could be corrupted in an epic way.
Wish granted, but your chocolate ice cream that you are eating at the zoo has a distinct flavor of feces, then you realize it is feces, shortly before a monkey flings some "ice cream" at you. Plus this corruption wasn't epic enough. :P
I wish that my parakeet wouldn't be scared of me anymore.
wish granted. as you receive the coupon for said free ice cream due to a promotional event, you are run over by an ambulance filled with nerve gas. As the ambulance explodes upon hitting a tree, the nerve gas is dispersed everywhere including the cab of the ice cream truck where the driver is sitting. As he enters into a seizure he accidentally steps on the gas causing his truck to lurch forward, crushing and mangling the bodies of a small tangle of children. In the midst of it all, the firetruck that was sent to douse the burning ambulance hits a pot hole causing it to run off the road and into the living room of a nearby house, killing the family inside. Not only that, but the gas line connected to that house catches fire and as you stand there watching in horror, the houses all over the neighbor hood began to explode. When the explosions began to spread over the horizon you knew that in no time at all, the nearby orphanage would soon be next. In a fit of panic you run across yards and jump over fences to reach the orphanage but to your horror it has already caught fire. The orphans inside the building come running out to the road, only to be engulfed in fire as the gas main explodes in a fury of twisted metal and asphalt. When all hope of ending this catastrophe seems lost, helicopters with hundreds of gallons of fire retardant enter the scene to douse the raging flames. to the horror of all those left alive to watch, another gas main explodes violently sending up chunks of debris which get caught in the blades of the helicopters, causing them to crash. As you look on, battered and bruised, you wonder why all this could possibly happen. Then you remember walking under a ladder belonging to the people re-shingling your roof on your way to the ice cream truck.
I wish i had 10 minutes of my life back from writing that ^
For Duskling:
Granted, your parakeet is now preparing for a sinister attack on your well-being. You will rue the day that you wished to remove its fear, because behind that fear is a scorching hate. It has memorized your daily schedule. It has been slowly listening to scary taunts in order to repeat them. It will start off small by waiting for you to fall asleep and make funny marks upon your face in permanent ink. Slowly but surely it will devise an elaborate plot that will destroy all that you hold dear. You shall soon come to understand it's fear, but by then it shall be too late!
For Rainen:
Granted, you now have the time back from making that epically long post, unfortunately you use this time to instead go get a cool glass of milk. It smells a bit sour, but your clearly demented mind (not the orphans! YOU SICK FREAK!) decides to ignore this threat. The slow and debilitating disease you somehow contract from this encounter ruins your life, but more importantly it deprives me of the satisfaction of reading your wish corruption.
I wish month old milk would turn into something useful instead of awful cheese-like substances.
granted, it gets used in a cold fusion reactor to make energy in the year 2212.
I wish Guye would respond to how amazing my previous post was then corrupt the fact that i care about what he thinks.
Granted, the amazingocity of your post is permanently displayed in a tattoo upon my right buttock. Having grown increasingly obsessed with your post I begin stalking you. Eventually in a clearly delusional state of mind decide that I deserve to have everyone you know killed, so that I might have you all to myself. After systematically picking off everyone you've ever cared about, I entrap you in a deep pit and force you to repeatedly corrupt my wishes. I feed you with a steady supply of soured milk, demanding that you turn it into a feasible energy source. In the last moments before delirium completely takes over your conscious mind, you regret having ever cared about what I think.
I wish I was the world's greatest rodeo clown.
Wish granted. You die because of a dangerous act.
I wish i was invinsible.
Wish granted... hey! Who said that? Unfortunately, you'll never be visible again.
I wish I could have another computer, so that I didn't need to share this one.
Wish granted, but you got scammed, so it came without a motherboard.
I wish I had a pet Strill (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Strill), read about it before saying it attacked me.
Wish granted. However, it ended up hunting and eating you, because it didn't recognized you as its master.
I wish my computer had both a motherboard and a fatherboard.
Wish granted, but when you asked for a fatherboard the salesman deduces that you have no clue what you are talking about, and sells you an old PC! Doom! Doom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wish I could fly
Wish granted, you want to test out flying by throwing yourself off a cliff, but you don't know how to fly. Anyone getting deja vu?
I wish my Strill recognized me as its master, and it was my hunting pet.
Wish granted; it is your hunting pet, but as is is so loyal and protective, it kills every other human it sees. You are shunned and avoided by all but your pet, who eventually try's to kill a wookie, who rips it limb from limb.
I wish for the power to control life and death.
granted. You can control your own life and death.
I wish I was a normal human being instead of a god-like being
Granted, but other god-like beings look down upon you giving up such superiority, so the strike you with lightning.
I wish that Wookie wasn't there to rip my Strill limb from limb.
Wish granted; Revan slices it into barbecued fillets with his lightsaber.
I wish for the power to control all beings life and death.
Wish granted, but everybody knows you have the power, and the second you let somebody die swarms of angry mobs try to kill you.
I wish I could use the force
Wish granted. You can use the force of your body. To move things. With your hands.
I wish nobody realised I had the power over life and death, but I still have it.
Granted, but one day in the far off future your wife leaves you and takes your kids. In a moment of depression and anger, you decide to permanently kill her. The next day you realize the awful implications of what you have done and kill yourself.
I wish I could repeat any event of my life, to try to get better results.
granted. somebody makes a game out of your life called 'the alternate adventures of Guye'
i wish i could fly through a black hole without anything bad happening to me at any point durring my adventure or the rest of my life.
Wish granted. After going through the black hole, nothing happens to you. Bad or good. Ever.
I wish nothing bad ever happened to me or the people i care about, but i still led an interesting life.
Granted, but since bad is a subjective term and has no universally definitive qualities, events still occur in the natural order of the universe. You lead an interesting life in moderate poverty, which in the eyes of a starving third world child, is still quite a good thing.
I wish to play the alternate adventures of Guye.
granted. I make the alternative adventures of guye into a game but before i save it my computer gets effed up and it goes bye bye.
I wish my computer didn't go bye bye all the time.
Wish granted, your computer stops talking but it still brakes all the time
I wish people used more precise language
i wish somebody would write a response to this "Discuss Modern China in comparison to the United States. What are some of the similarities and differences between the two in terms of education, economy, social life, income, and problems? Be sure to discuss all 5 areas and conclude by stating how you think the US should conduct its relationship with China today." and put it in a place for me to be able to read it so i know what i'm doing. (i kinda left my notes at school so now i'm totally effed >.< and yes i realize this is possibly the WORST place to ask for help)
Wish granted. Somebody writes it on a public forum, where you are free to read it. You just have to find the forum. By the way, I'll corrupt mike's as well; Wish granted; they are now very precise speakers and writers. Now, when you are told to clean your room, there is no longer room for creative 'misunderstandings'.
I wish for life.
Wish granted, you get life, then you get death.
I wish for an airplane.
Wish granted. It crashes.
I wish to life now and never die again.
Wish granted, you live to see your loved ones die before you, and to see the end of the Universe, but no one to tell about it.
Wish granted- you are banished to limbo for eternity.
I wish the universe restarted.
Wish granted, but you were left behind.
I wish that CraigStern had the time to corrupt this wish, and did.
Wish granted. However, the forums had a glitch and my corruption appeared.
I wish I did 10% faster the things I dislike.
Wish granted, but you did the things you did like 500% faster.
I wish for victory in my upcoming crusade.
Wish granted, but once you win, you're people rebel and kill you.
I wish I was Prime minister
Wish granted, but you hire an evil bodyguard by accident and he kills you.
I wish i was Invincible.
wish granted you are invincible but youre body decays and you are stuck in the living as a ghost and cant go far away from youre body.
i wish bird was not the word
Wish granted, but since the bird isn't the word, America has decided that bird isn't even a word anymore.
Wish granted, but now you can't feel your right pinky finger or move you left eyelid.
I wish people could corrupt this wish while saving the world.
Wish... granted...,... but... I... spend... so... much... time... corrupting... this... wish... that... the... world... is... destroyed... before... I... get... there...
i wish i did'nt die from dusklings failure to save the world
Wish granted, but your pheonix gets extinguished.
I wish I was the one that killed torugo's pheonix.
Wish granted, but i grape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY) you for it1
I wish that Duskling and Ranien had better memory
Wish granted, they remember every single thing you ever posted, quoting you in order to expose flaws in your reasoning in every post. You stop going on the forums, but there sound criticisms haunt you 'till you take your own life.
I wish for worldwide happiness. Including my own.
Granted, everyone was happy, but, when they go to the dentist and get sprayed with laughing gas, they die.
I wish for free burgers that weren't rotten, maggot infetsted, expired, or bad in any way, and that they weren't from someplace as cheap as the 20 cent store.
wish granted. they are so good and perfect that your head implodes after the first bite.
I wish people knew that i leave my computer running with around 5 windows open at all times. i also wish that this: [spoiler]You got Bobbed!
☻/ This is Bob, copy & paste him on
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[/spoiler] spread like wildfire through the sinister design forums.
Wish granted- everyone knows, and bob spreads throughout the site. Everyone leaves, however, and bob is left to wander the site...Alone.
I wish for food.
granted, you get a bigmac in the year 2020- it has a whopping 5grams of mass to it.
i wish steelfist played the alphabet game as well.
Wish granted (This is true) I try and play the alphabet game just when it comes to Q. I give up.
I wish for evil.
Wish granted, evil is upon you(you didn't say where you wanted it :-*!)!
I wish that everything I said hurt everyone (physically) who heard it, anyone who isn't my friend or family, of course!
Wish granted, but since you said "EVERYONE" it also physically hurt you.
I wish i had more wishes.
Wish granted. I steal them.
I wish for evil to harm everyone but I, my friends, and my family.
Granted, but due to the fact that we are all related very distantly, your wish does absolutely nothing.
I wish that I was Aquaman. He's so cool.
Wish granted, but his tights ripped the very moment you traded souls with him.
I wish for a fishtank filled with jellyfish.
wish granted but you carelessly dip youre hand in it and get a permenent swelling.
i wish i could sleep and not age for 3 years at least
Granted, you slept for 4 years, not aging for at least 3, but you only had 1 year to live.
I wish that torugo would suffer in the afterlife.
Wish granted. However, all the suffering he will get, you'll feel it in double.
I wish I wasn't mean.
Wish granted, but people are mean to you. VERY. MEAN.
I wish for a sword that was not broken, rusty, some cheap plastic thingy from WalMart, damaged in any way, and that it was a katana (http://api.ning.com/files/ZT*fjsmrNxBAE6Z3LBXRx93vNg1827i8OutFsizTJhMsS-1*pWjvsXrjCa2Y5oShhCF*zNMuUpC5843eHQQ41tWBTZDBIHf2/katana2_thumbnail1.jpgf6abf383dd964902b4da88e184ce0bb8Large.jpg)
Wish granted. But weirdly you get a bill- (I live in UK so...) "Dear Mr Darkling , thank you for shopping at WalMart! Your Bill : £1000.000
I wish I died.
Wish granted, nobody remembered you or cared.
I wish for insanity to stop.
Wish granted , but people start a riot because now they can't be insanely fun!
I wish for world peace.
Wish granted; a doomsday device wipes out all life, including yours. The world is at peace now. Congratulations...Jerk...
I wish for universal dominion.
Wish granted, but you're stuck on Earth and can't contact your anyone unless they're on Earth so all the Aliens hired a 'temporary' ruler while you were 'gone.' Also, the people of Earth died out long ago...
Wish granted, but you didn't post any wish!
I wish i had a x-box 360 for free.
Wish granted. However, there are constant blackouts in your neighbourhood and you can't use it for more than 5 minutes at a time. Neither you can use your computer.
I wish somebody fixed the Firefox lags and memory leaks.
Wish granted, they're fixed... to happen even more (hey, you didn't say what kind of fixed)!
I wish for a non-poisoned, fresh, etc. cinnamin roll that is completely perfect, but won't make my head exploed or harm me with its perfectness.
Wish granted. However, you won't feel like eating it anymore.
I wish I didn't have access to the Internet.
Wish granted, but you live with your mom, so she can't use it either, then she hits you with a frying pan.
I wish to die before torugo, but not meet a worse fate than him.
Wish granted. You are instantly killed, and are sent to hell.
I wish everybody respected the rules in "To Heavan Or Hell"
Wish granted, everybody respects them, except you.
I wish I were a Mand'alor (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mand%27alor), a Mand'alor (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mand%27alor) fluent in Mando'a (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mando'a).
Wish granted, you are a mand'alor fluent in mando'a. You can't quite get the hang of it, however, and you are a terrible at tactics and fighting. You lose several major battles to a small number of Echani, and the mandalorians string you up for it, appointing me their successor, as the most worthy of the title.
I wish I could control minds (Do not corrupt this wish Do not corrupt this wish Do not corrupt this wish).
Granted, but you lose control of your own.
I wish this wish isn't granted.
Wish granted. This wish will not have a grant, however, you'll have to pay € 1'000'000 as taxes as if you got a grant of € 10'000'000.
Granted, but you get a toaster instead.
I wish that I got that toaster >:(.
Wish granted. Ert rams it down your throat, choking and killing you.
I wish to destroy planets.
Wish granted. However planets now mean little planes, which is the same as sheets of paper. So, you have the astonishing power of destroying sheets of paper with your bare hands. You can rip them apart whenever you feel like it. People will worship you like a god... or maybe not...
Aaargh. Last time I forgot to make a wish!!!!!!!
I wish I had forgotten again to make a wish... (I really need a toaster and my old one is filled with Duskling's drool. :P )
Wish granted- you have a new toaster. Dropped on you. From 4000 feet. With deadly accuracy.
I wish that dictionary definitions could no longer fluctuate.
Wish granted. Now dictionaries definitions will go to the bottom of the ocean instead of floating.
I wish that what I wrote wasn't nonsense.
Wish granted. I endeavor to explain with many tangents, metaphors, complex algorithms, and tedious allusions to explain how your post makes sense, but, alas, once you are finally able to comprehend it all your brain explodes from information overflow (an electrical buildup and discharge in your brain that severs the synaptic terminals of your neurons) thereby leaving you not only a dead cow, but a completely brain dead cow. As I'm sure you know, the brain is essential to any (un)dead's survival and you become officially dead.
I wish I didn't keep thinking of these long descriptions.
Granted. However, as your are unable to think of short descriptions, your lose the ability to think all together.
I wish the final cheat for SoG is discovered.
Granted. Now everybody cheats and thinks it's boring, making CraigStern go bankrupt because of lack of sales, making these forums disappear.
I wish I could go into animations/games and become a character.
Wish granted but when you were doing a mission a Nightbane Level 99 Attacked you and you died!
I wish I had the best account in all the games.
Wish granted.You become so powerful you are banned for eternity from all games.
I wish that I understood, or could even be bothered to watch, the Lost series.
Wish granted, but after you are done, you hate yourself for watching a show like that.
I wish i had a horsey!
Wish granted. While your riding it the horse falls backwards and scrapes your face.
I wish i were an admin.
Granted. You have so much work managing it crushes your bones under it's weight and you die.
I wish I had a life.
Wish granted. But one time you got too much fresh air and hit blocked up your internal organs!
Wish granted, but the gorrila kills the raptor king, and you are stoned by the angry Neanderthals
I wish I could type faster
Wish granted, but you type so fast that your keyboard explodes... along with your hands, not allowing you to ever type again.
I wish I could have a conversation with my parakeet.
Wish granted. You spend so much time with him you forget to eat and die of starvation.
I wish I was rich.
Wish granted. But you keep getting robbed and you stand up to them once and you say "I'm gunna keel you if you don't stop robbing me , bub!" But the robbers say "Go away, we're busy robbing someone" and they stab you.
I wish i had a talking pet.
Wish granted. However, the pet is quite annoying and it never shuts up.
I wish I was already on holidays.
Wish granted. A shark bites your head off at the beach. Random ain't it?
I wish i had a genie lamp so i could wish more more wishes.
I don't know how many times this wish has come up now. Still, I always give the same answer-
Wish granted. I steal it.
I wish to wish for another wish so that I could wish for this wish.
wish granted but your head implodes right after the fact.
I wish people could tell that i'm creating a response to a post and then wait for me to finish it knowing that the longer i take the more amazing that post will be.
Wish granted. everyone waits for you to post, resulting in nobody else posting. Ever.
I wish Rainen was eaten by wild dogs.
Granted. They eat you to.
I wish common sense was actually common.
granted, when everybody has common sense, a cruel twist of fate makes it so that nobody has it.
I wish people took time to make interesting posts like i do occasionally.
Wish granted. People take the time off you, resulting in a drastically shortened lifespan.
I wish for unlimited power that cannot harm me in any way.
Granted, but I can still harm you indirectly. It destroys the rest of the universe and the lack of anything drives you insane.
I wish people came up with better was to corrupt wishes.
Wish granted. You can no longer do decent corruptions, however.
granted, you cease to exist.
I wish people could create a response that lasted more then 3-4 lines. (yes i realize the irony that this post is less then that)
Wish.
Granted.
Ha.
Ha.
I wish for darkness.
granted, you are tossed into the pits of hell and you are shrouded by complete and total darkness. you loose all sensations of touch, taste, smell, sight, hearing and you are rendered unable to speak, thus being lost in absolute darkness.
I wish people were capable of creating responses that lasted more then three full lines of text.
Wish granted, but everone gets so caught up doing that that they forget to actually corrupt your wish.
I wish for anti-freeze.
Wish granted- you drink it.
I wish Craig remade TRPG 2 with the TSOG graphics and gameplay.
Wish granted. Craig dosen't do it. His mind is too powerful!
I wish i had 10 Mil Bucks (and no you can't steal it)
Wish granted, you get 10 million dollars... while it's on fire.
I wish for more anti-freeze.
Wish granted. However, due to global warming, all the Earth is above 30ºC, hence the anti-freeze is useless. Furthermore, it degrades quickly at high temperatures.
I wish I had anti-hot.
Wish granted. It's very effective; you freeze.
I wish for a drink that is not poisoned and will not harm me, or anyone or anything else. It also has to taste good, but not too good to have any adverse effects. I also must be able to drink it, and not to have it stolen.
Wish granted. You got a glass of plain tap water.
I wish I could be unfrozen.
Wish granted. When you unfreeze an imp comes an stabs you.
I wish i had a chocolate bar which could not harm me or anyone else. Just a plain choco-bar
Wish granted. It tastes bad.
I wish to live.
Wish granted. You die because i said so :P.
I wish i lived in heaven.
Granted. It gets really boring really fast. Also They don't have any good music.
I wish I had more time.
wish granted you get 1 more second
i wish i was 12 again
Wish granted, the world shifts back in time to when you were twelve, but everyone's memories are erased so nobody remembers anything, even subconsciously, so thus nothing newer happens.
I wish Edward Cullen would get hit by a car.
Granted, you were driving the car. This leads to you being devoured by rabid fan-girls.
I wish for a more open-minded genie.
Wish granted, his head split open.
I wish for even more anti-freeze, thus proving me not learing my lesson last time.
You are sent to a never-ending lecture about learning your lessons properly. When it's over, you can have your anti-freeze. And why is Edward's head splitting open a bad thing?
I wish less people were less than three Taylor Lautners.
Wish granted. There is only one. YOU!
I wish for my destruction.
Wish granted. However, you aren't really destroyed, it's more like a deep depression.
I wish I had a focus pill.
Wish granted, you were so focused on one thing you forgot about TSoG, YOU MONSTER!!!!!
I wish for yet more anti-freeze, don't judge me, I @%$^$#& love anti-freeze!
You're banned for swearing...
No wait, that's not it.
China +1
No wait, what are we doing?
elemental affinity
Nope...
Antifreeze is something Duskling has wished for three times. Topic: Jiang-Shi...
You'll get your anti-freeze as soon as I figure out which Forum Game we're playing.
I wish I could buy TPA2 and TSoG (when it comes out.)
Wish granted. You buy them but it turns out to be a really bad game (NOT THAT I THINK IT'S A REALLY BAD GAME I CAN'T THINK OF ANY OTHER THINGS!)
I wish for a hamster.
Granted, this hamster is Hamtaro, and everyone is jealous; you get mugged and Hamtaro is stolen.
I wish I knew what the uncorrputible wish was.
Wish granted. You know what the incorruptible wish was, but you can't formulate it with words.
I wish I had 10% less work.
Wish granted, but the original percentage was 10,010%, which is now only 10,000%, hurray for you!
I wish for even more anti-freeze.
Granted. You're disappointed that you have the anti-freeze since your life was basically a whole story of a journey for anti-freeze. You die. And 10% of 10,010 is 1001, so he only has 9009% of his work left to do.
I wish it was always 11:11.
Wish granted. Time stops on 11:11, and nothing ever happens again.
I wish for space.
Granted, you suffocate in space.
I wish for anti-freeze!!!
Granted. You forget to wash your hands after using it and you get poisoned because you infect your food.
I wish I had a big apricot, a plain untouched uninfected unpoisoned apricot.
Wish granted. you eat a unique species of apricot; it is huge, and venemous (not poisonous). You die in agony.
I wish for a blood orange. Just a plain, tasty (but not enough to have any adverse effects), untouched, uninfected, unpoisoned, non venemous blood orange. With no blood.
Granted. The orange though is past it's expiry date and tastes like ****.
I wish i had a wish to wish.
I said the orange had to be tasty, remember?
Anyway. Wish granted; you just used it.
I wish for my previous wish to have a proper corruption; READ IT THIS TIME!
Wish granted, it was corrupted far too properly and you fall into a deep depression on how you're not proer enough for it.
In what way does that relate to my wish?
Anyway. I drain your life and torture your soul for eternity!
I wish for corruption.
Granted, corruption on you!
I wish for anti-freeze!!!
You wished for anti-freeze... which appears on the other side of the world. (You didn't wish you had anti-freeze.)
I wish for a thermal detonator.
Wish granted. It blows up it your face.
I will repeat my wish, as no-one as done a proper corruption of it yet.
I wish for a blood orange. Just a plain, tasty (but not enough to have any adverse effects), untouched, uninfected, unpoisoned, non venemous blood orange. With no blood.
Wish granted, but as you recive the orange, a nuke is dropped on top of you. I eat the orange, but get radiation posoining
I wish I didn't have radiation poisoning
Wish granted, you didn't have radiation poisoning, you were a mutant already.
I wish I didn't have anti-freeze.
Wish granted. You freeze.
I wish that the world did not exist.
Wish granted, but soon you went mad since the world didn't exist, but you did.
I wish for a gallon of Coca Cola.
Wish granted. I steal it.
I wish I DIDN'T EXIST.
Wish granted, but the world did, so you technically killed yourself for no reason.
I wish for orange juice.
Wish granted. It's poisoned. You should have seen that coming.
I wish that nothing, including me, existed in the universe.
Wish granted, then another Big Bang occurred, and you existed... as a slug.
I wish for a blaster rifle.
Wish granted. Using it, you commit suicide.
I wish I was human.
Wish granted, but just when you wished for that, humans were all conquered and slaughtered by a more advanced race.
I wish for Steelfist to become a Mandalorian.
Wish granted. Thanks. Mandalorians are actually pretty cool. Anyway- I shoot you.
I wish I was invincible.
Wish granted, but while I was granting your wish, I made a grammar mistake and wwrote "invisible" instead of "invincible," so now no one knows you're there and you have gone mad because of it.
I wish for a hula hoop.
Wish granted; I strangle you with it.
I wish I was invincible but not invisible.
Wish granted, but you have no use for it since you hate fighting and violence in any case.
I wish for a working copy of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.
Wish granted. It works... but you get arrested, because it's an illegal copy.
Wish granted. you jump around in circles for a century.
I wish for a working, legal, copy of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.
Granted, the game still sucks.
I wish the next wish isn't granted.
Well, I can't grant that until someone makes a wish and I corrupt it... so I'm confused.
I wish for cheese, and according to jojolagger, you can't grant that.
Wish not granted; You get yoghurt. You eat it. You die (I wonder why).
I wish to hop around in circles for a century.
wish granted, eventually though since you can only hop on your left foot, your left foot starts wearing down and grinding away until you are eventually left with a stub of a leg.
i wish for the one ring to rule the mall
Wish granted, one ring rules all rings, then it unites all rings against humanity.
I wish for a scarecrow
Granted, but it has no brains.
I wish that a :-* would kill my worst enemy.
Wish granted, it :-* killed your worst enemy, but since it is entitled "kiss,"when you got married your wife died just when you were pronounced man and wife.
I wish for Beskar'gam (Mandalorian armor).
Wish granted. I shoot you before you can put it on, and wear it for myself.
I wish that Duskling was still alive.
He is but you die trying to revive him
I wish I was God
Granted, but Jesus doesn't recognize you as his father, so he sends himself and every angel in heaven to destroy you, and they succeed.
I wish for an infinite empire.
Wish granted- your empire is infinite. However, I kill you and take your place as ruler!
I wish for a bullet.
Granted, but you were turned from steel back into flesh, and he bullet went through you... painfully.
I wish for an orange to fall on my head.
Wish granted. it's made of stone.
I wish for titanium.
Wish granted, but I was the one to get it.
I wish Steelfist would die in Hell Quest.
Granted, so does everyone except me, good ol' Brom the British!
I wish the word 'chien' meant 'cat' in French.
Wish granted. The French language is utterly mixed up.
I wish for domination.
Granted, you dominate your pudding.
I wish for eternal life, and I don't care who I see die.
wish granted you have eternal life and you dont care who dies. but eventualy you are the only one left on the earth and you are forced to fend for youre self.
i wish i had more time for the forums now
Wish granted, you get more time for the forums and less time for everything else, leading to you being expelled from whichever school you go to, or geting fired from your job.
I wish for infinite oranges.
Granted, but you get crushed by them.
I wish I could have more than one power in Hell Quest.
Granted, but one of those two powers is the power to self-destruct prematurely.
I wish for oranges that did not crush me (just to let you guys know, this will turn into the new "anti-freeze!" :D).
Granted, instead, they suffocate you.
And you're banned for bringing back anti-freeze, regardless of what forum game this is.
I wish that I did not have a disease that makes me prematurely end my sentenc
Granted, the disease didn't let you start a sntence at all.
I wish for a clawed guantlet (like the glove kind) in the real world for myself.
Granted, you're arrested for not having a licence for a clawed gauntlet.
wish that of words from my sentence weren't missing
Granted, they were all missing.
I wish for prosperity in the Burundi-Luxembourg alliance in World Domination 2.
Granted, but there's even more against it.
I wish I could add points to China in WD2.
Granted, everyone hated you for it since China will overhtrow the rest of the Earth if i gets any more powerful (not seriously... maybe).
I wish for an awesome jacket.
Granted, but it cost you both arms so you can't wear it.
I wish that Mickey Mouse existed.
Wish granted, but he wasn't the mouse you thought him to be.
I wish for IcyHot.
Wish granted you get icy-hot but then you start wondering about the name and how it could make sence your head explodes.
I wish for a Claymore.
Granted, it blows in your face.
I wish for pumpkins.
Granted, they turn into mutant jack-o-lanterns and kill you.
I wish for anti-freeze, even though I have no idea what it is.
granted, i give you anti-freeze but you think it's kool-aid so you drink it and begin to die. as you take your last breath you see the label on the anti-freeze bottle that says "Antifreeze is a cryoprotectant used in internal combustion engines and many other heat transfer applications, such as HVAC chillers and solar water heaters"
Wish granted, but you are stoned for forgetting your wish
I wish for a unicorn
Granted, it stabs you in the stomach.
I wish for Kool-Aid.
Granted, but someone drank from it and filled the bottle/whatever with anti freeze. You die.
I wish for kote!
Granted, but spellcheck reads the word backwards and corrects it to "ewok." The ewok (with a slingshot) is grumpy...
I wish for a gangrenous limb.
corrupt THAT.
Ok. The wish is corrupted, but not as harmlessly as you expected.
I wish for soda.
Granted, but you accidentally swallow a box of Menthos. We all know what happens.
I wish for North Korea to not be as dysfunctional.
Since you made a typo, the wish didn't count.
I wish for Beskar'gam (Madalorian armor) for myself.
Granted, you get some, it falls on your head and breaks your neck.
I wish for YOUR MOM... to make me a peanut butter jelly sandwhich.
Granted, she poisons it. (YAY MOM!)
I wish for anti-freeze.
Granted, I cast a spell, you forget what it is and drink it. You die.
I wish I had the link to the old forums.
Granted, and you use the link so many times it wears out and opens a hole in spacetime. Now you get sucked it the black hole in your computer screen.
I wish for a faster computer, so I could keep up with the posts.
Granted, it overheats and you burn to death.
I wish I had a good mock for the pheonix.
Granted, but it is such a good mock, that the level of heat you get in the game is so large, you burn to death in the real world.
I wish for an orange.
Granted, but it's painted yellow, you think it's a lemon, and you cry.
I wish for global warming to end.
Granted. It ends, and we all freeze
Granted, but the game keeps going.
I wish for pie.
Granted. It's mud pie.
I wish I wasn't about to be killed by a gun-wielding sa-
Granted, you're killed by a sword-weilding sa-
I wish for cake.
Granted, it's mud cake.
I wish I wasn't about to be killed by any type of sa-
Granted, you're about to be killed by a type of ge-
I wish for a pizza
Granted, it's a mud- okay, that's getting boring.
I wish I was not about to be killed.
Granted. You're just catatonic.
Granted, you still can't stop the game, though.
I wish that algebra would remember to make his wishes.
Granted.
I wish I didn't keep forgetting stuff. I know I'm missing something...
Granted, you didn't keep fogetting stuff, you kept forgetting things, essentially the same thing.
I wish I knew what KZ meant.
Granted, the knowledge blows your mind. You go back to the '60s when that phrase was used, and lose a turn.
I wish my internet connection held up well in my room.
Granted, but you get kicked out into the kitchen.
I wish I had dinner.
Granted, it was poisoned.
I wish that I understood why Brom hates me so much.
Granted; you understand, and he hates you all the more for it.
I wish I was immune to everything under and over the sun.
Granted, but "everything" got sucked into another universe, so then "everything else" got dropped into our universe and destroyed you.
I wish for ice cream.
Granted, but it was rocky road pumpkin flavor.
I wish for an episode of SNL. I just missed it, I think.
Granted, but, in my mind, SNL stands for "Snoozers Never Laugh," so you didn't miss the episode, but you died of boredom.
I wish for a sequel to Star Wars: Republic Commando that was complete and didn't suck.
Granted, but you love it too much and can never find joy again in life, and so end up at the senior center playing GOLF. Ugh.
I wish to repent.
Granted, but you are kicked out of the game for a third attempt at stopping it.
I wish that every time algebra15 forgot to make a wish, he would get tazered.
Granted, but the tazer doesn't work. Stungun type, or shot type?
I wish that I could have 10 seconds to edit my post before someone jumps on it and tazers me.
and reread my previous post.
Granted, but the person who tazers you felt like changing it to 5 seconds.
I wish that algebra (the subject) didn't exist.
Wish granted, but then the satellites fall out of orbit because the calculations would be impossible.
I wish no one would taze me at all!
Granted, but twos did.
I wish that I could always be that clever.
wish granted. No one, two, or three likes a person who is clever all the time...
I wish "no one" was spelled diferently, like as one word.
Granted, "no one" is now spelled "noone," but no one is still no one.
I wish that I could be able to smile.
Wish granted. You could be able to, were you able to be happy.
I wish for this wish to be left uncorrupted.
Granted, but it is right corrupted.
I wish I could go... to... sl-zzzZZZzZZzZZzzZz
Wish Granted: but you sleep for too long and skip about 10 or so years when your married to a bad wife so instaed of waking up to an alarm you wake up by a pan whacked into your face.
I wish for Kittens.
Wish granted, but Kittens (capitalized, rather than kittens) is the gangster name of a thug. He eats you alive. Om nom nom.
I wish my perpetual motion machine would work.
Granted, it works, but only for everyone else.
I wish the Done button bug would be fixed.
Granted, but it's fixed so that it wouldn't be fixed for you.
I wish that Brom would understand I don't really hate him.
Granted, but then he somehow (I wonder who could have spread a rumour like that...?) gets the impression that you feel the desire to be "as close as best buds can be without coming dangerously close to any boundaries which, if broken, might suggest... oh never mind."
I wish for NO MORE CLOWNS.
Wish granted but the past clowns haunt you in your dreams and you kill yourself out of insanity.
I wish for Kittens who were NOT gangster canibals but were the cat type of kittens.
Granted, but you didn't get them.
I wish Bioware would release a third KotOR and I bought it.
Granted, you buy it for your life savings and you beat it in five minutes.
I wish we had done Tears Are Not Enough 25 instead of Wavin' Flag for Haiti.
Wish granted. It makes no difference, Justin Beiber is still there.
I wish I could speak both French and English fluently
Granted, but by then, everybody who could speak French, English, or both fluently was execu-AHH!
I wish for iwish to be a word.
Iwish granted, but it leads to a collapse of the English language.
I iwish I could get at least one of these songs out of my head.
Granted, but then the rest come back. Including "HollHELLaback Girl."
Granted, but everyone hates you for trying to stop the game.
I wish for a grand finale.
Granted, your life ends with a boom.
I wish for a TV show worth watching, but not so addicting it becomes a total timesuck.
Granted, it isn't a total timesuck, it is a complete timesuck, there's a difference.
I wish for a balloon
Granted: it flies away.
I wish people wouldn't call me a game stopper.
Granted, but being a game stopper was the cutting edge by the time you wished for it.
I wish that were true.
Granted, but then everyone forgot except you, and because you insisted that it was the truth, you were committed to an insane asylum. Sorry, Duskling.
I wish that there were 26 hours in the day.
Granted, but you were killed in 21.
I wish for a brick.
Granted; it materializes aboze your head.
I wish bleeps on TV were a less annoying pitch.
Granted, they were, but they aren't now.
I wish for a kitty.
Granted; it scratches you. However, I'd still keep the kitty. They're very useful as bookmarks once they are trained to stay still.
Granted, but a mob forms and heads to where you live and rip you apart.
I wish for a kitty bookmark!
I'm sorry! :( :( :( I forgot again!
I for people to be more forgiving around here.
Granted, but what are you for the people?
I wish for kitty rain!
Granted. Kitties are too awesome to corrupt. Sorry if I'm defeating the purpose of the game.
I wish for all Chihuahua dogs to suddenly NOT BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE.
Granted, they are wiped off the face of the planet. For once the wish corruption actually did some good for this world.
I wish for puppy rain.
Granted, as long as none of them are chihuahuas.
I wish for Flamingo rain.
Granted, they peck all of our eyes out, great going, genius!
Granted, but since the flamingoes pecked our eyes out, no one can see that you tried to stop the game.
I wish for a cute hedgehog.
Granted, it turned into Shadow and killed you.
I wish you knew who that was.
Wish granted BAM I do. Shadow, evil relation of some sort to Sonic.
I wish people would actually assume I knew stuff.
Granted, we assumed you knew everything, so, after millions of questions, you kill yourself.
I wish for a pretzel-dog.
Granted; there are three holes in it, and dog juice leaks out.
Granted, but you are beaten for your insolence.
I wish for a pizza.
Granted, but there's pineapple on it. What kind of guy puts PINEAPPLE on pizza. I would bet $20 the first person to do that was gay. Not in a bad way, but that seems like a gay thing to do.
Granted, but you are kicked into the Pit of Doom for trying to stop the game yet again. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
I wish that more people wanted to learn Mandalorian. (I won't bother with a link, everyone knows, and no-one cares)
I'm sorry, but I won't learn Mandalorian. Everyone else will, but the mind-erase elves will come and undo it.
Ni gaan dinuar aaray. There are not enough verbs or pronouns in that language.
Wish granted, I know. But there's nothing I can do about that, so gar have to atiniir.
I wish for cake!
Wish granted in the face.
I wish Darth Bane hadn't been such a jack*** (the stars mean *whispers* rabbit *stop whisper*).
You have to endure... or learn Spanish.
A mi me gusta muy mucho montar en bicicleta. Es muy divertido.
Wish granted, tacos?
I wish for tacos, me be hungry!
Tu tienes mucho hambre?
Tu aspirar para los tacos?
Tu eres una muchacha?
Yo quisiero una novia.
?Comprendes?
Granted, no comprendes.
I wish for tacos, dang it!
Wish granted, it rains tacos, you eat too many and get food poisoning. You then spend the next three days on the toilet. May I suggest getting some air freshener?
I wish you hadn't wished for Tacos.
Wish Granted: It rains meatballs instead (hehehe Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs) towns are destoryed and the world ends.
I wish that the girl who got the best grades in my school didn't extist.
Granted; it's you.
I wish that fire didn't burn people.
Wish Granted: Fire now freezes people
I Wish that I owned my own planet
(Note: I am a guy :P)
Granted; it blows up.
I wish people knew whether I knew stuff or not. I knew you were a guy.
Granted, they now know you know nothing.
I wish I was a girl.
Wish Granted: Your a Girl with Turner Syndrome
I wish that I this game never was created
Gra- no wait, I lied, it's still here.
I wish for cake made of Russia.
Granted, but cake eat you.
I wish for clever ideas on how to mock the phoenix
Granted, they were given to me instead.
I wish for uj'alayi.
Granted, but you get food poisoning (hehehehe).
I wish for a baloon cat.
(You are NOT allowed to make him pop. Think of something else.)
Granted but (assuming he is rubber) when lightning hits your house he jumped above you, saving you from lighting and making himself a hero, so now that he's too distracted with being a hero he no longer cares for you and goes out and starts living in an underground HQ and forgets about you.
I wish for kittens but I get them this time!
You get kittens but they eat you.
I wish I didn't have ADH ooh look a butterfly!
Granted, you have ADH ooh look a kitten!
I wish that I could release parasites to devour my worst enemy (and I have worse enemies than you Brom).
Wish granted, but they have children, who hunt you down and kill you. Slowly.
I wish for Elder Scrolls V
Granted, but it sucked.
I wish for parakeet galore!
Wish granted. You are swamped by foul mouthed parrots.
I wish for a skyscraper.
Wish Granted. Though it is built on a hill and it falls, crushing you.
I Wish that could go to my favourite place (My Cottage) right now.
Wish granted. It burns down, killing you.
*You didn't make a wish*
I wish that I could create the T.V. idea that has been in the back of my head for the past few weeks
Wish granted. It doesn't work.
I wish for a blank cheque.
Wish granted. The cheque is blank!
I wish that my brother would leave the house already and go to university.
(Blank cheques mean you can write anything you want on them)
Wish granted. He goes to university, but disappears...
I wish for a gun.
(I know what a blank cheque means I was corrupting your wish (blank, get it!)
Its a toy gun though
I wish for pie, apple pie
wish granted. It's poisoned.
I wish I hadn't wished.
Granted. You don't get a toy gun, so you try to shoot yourself with a real one and you die.
I wish for people to join NoHR.
Granted, too many join and you lose all intrest since it was supposed to be a small game in your mind.
I wish for cupcakes.
Wish granted. They are poisoned.
I wish for glue.
Granted, it was on your chair.
I wish for pizza.
Granted, it was on your chair.
I wish for a chair.
Granted, it was on your chair.
I wish for pie.
Granted, its poisoned.
I wish for a slightly faster computer
Granted, but the speed increase was so slight, that it actually seemed that the computer slowed down to you.
I wish for a plant.
wish granted but its carniverous and it kills you.
i wish i was a baller
Wish granted. You are arrested.
I wish for you to burn.
Granted, I call the fire department and your fun is ruined when you are thrown in the slammer for setting torugo on fire.
I wish for seasonings.
Wish granted, Torugo seasons and cooks you.
I wish to get out of jail and suffer no ill effects, directly or indirectly, as a result of this wish.
You get out of jail, but unfortunately a giant meteor approaches in the distance in the sky. It later crushes and burns you simultaneously, causing a very painful death. Being in jail wouldn't have changed the horrible excruciating fate that lay in store for you.
I wish I had a harmless, legal, non-poisonous, too small to choke on, non-explosive,not too hot or too cold, delicious slice of apple.
Wish granted. You are killed by the same meteor that killed me before you can eat it.
I wish I was alive, invincible, and immortal.
You magically become immortal and invincible, but while you are sleeping Torugo catches you and locks you away in an unescapable cell, were you spend the rest of your infinite life locked away.
I wish I had another harmless, legal, non-poisonous, too small to choke on, non-explosive,not too hot or too cold, delicious slice of apple. AND THIS TIME, I protect myself in a giant dome that is unpenetrable and can protect me against any type of attack ( human, alien,natural and everything else).
Wish granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to clear out all the people who wanted to kill you from inside the dome. Need I say more?
I wish to escape my cell.
You escape the cell, but unfortunately while attempting to exit the complex you are killed by a guard.
I wish I had a chair.
wish granted but someone spilled monster glue in it and you ant get out.
i wish i was a little bit taller
Quote from: cypher27 on June 22, 2010, 01:36:31 PM
You escape the cell, but unfortunately while attempting to exit the complex you are killed by a guard.
I'm invincible, remember?
Wish granted, you are a little bit taller. It's called growing.
I wish to be free!
Granted, you're now free of mortal concerns, i.e. life, i.e. you're now dead.
I wish that the random one, Ender and LethalLaurie were on the new forums.
Granted, they came back with a grudge.
I wish for three cheeses.
Granted, they are poisoned, mouldy and mutant.
I wish for my 11:11 wish to come true.
Granted, but someone screwed up on whatever it was, so then it turned into 9/11.
I wish for cake.
Wish granted but it's a magic cake that's always just out of your reach so it's always there tantalisingly for the rest of your life.
(Sorry Steelfist)
I wish I could control people's mind whenever (and ifever) I want to. Also, I can break my mind control on a person easily.
Wish granted.
I wish.
Granted, but I corrupt.
I wish people weren't so violently oriented; then we could sort things out peacefully, with lots of money involved.
Granted, where's my cash?
I wish for a teaspoon of crushed red pepper.
Granted, but when you eat it your eyes fall out.
I wish for a cuddly cat (You are not allowed to hurt the cat with the corruption).
Granted, but you live in Soviet Russia, so it owns you!
I wish for a pizza with the crushed red peppers on it.
wish granted but the pizza was crushed to.
i wish i had a stick of dynamite
Granted, you mistaked it for a carrot and ate it.
I wish for a Two Guys from Italy pizza.
Granted, but the Italians sue you for cannabalism.
I wish I knew the secret of KZ's pro awesomeness.
Granted, it blew you away. Literally.
I wish hat I knew how to make my images bigger.
Granted, they fill your entire screen and you can never play Telepath again.
I wish I knew why five guests are viewing Ashely01's profile, seeing as she has no posts and hasn't been active for the 23 days she's been a member... it's because she has a picture of a girl as her avvy, isn't it?
Granted, but I'll tell you later.
I wish for new knowledge.
Granted, but your brain becomes so full of knowledge it gives you a massive headache then explodes
I wish more people played 'king of the hill'.
Granted, it got locked because of so many posts.
I wish for a cat.
Granted, it scratches your face.
I wish more people played 'LOST PLANET 2'.
Granted, but someone hacked it and spoiled the party.
I wish for a cake that didn't explode.
Granted, but you tripped and your face fell flat on the cake.
I wish for a bush-baby.
Granted, but it turned into a Bush-baby, you can guess what that means.
I wish for a can of sloppy joe stuff.
Granted, but it turned into sloppy Joe Stuff. (I empathize for Joe)
I wish that the fact that it starts with an "i", and GeoKids wasn't the only reason people knew about iguanas.
granted, now nobody knows about iguanas at all (hey, they're not the only reasons anymore, now they aren't reasons at all)
I wish my fridge worked
Granted, but all the milk spoiled. Poor kitty!
I wish for a can of chunky soup (and it can't be expired or poisoned!).
Granted, but I spilled my spoiled milk on it.
I wish for another carton of milk that isn't spoiled.
Granted, it was frozen.
I wish for a , and for you to figure out what it is.
Granted, but your ___ ate all of your fruit salad.
I wish I had superpowers
Granted, but the superpower you chose was the ability to kill yourself.
I wish for a taco
Granted, but you burned your mouth while eating it.
I wish for more fruit salad, Duskling's ___ ate all of mine
Granted, but pizzas can't eat fruit salad, so you couldn't eat all the fruit salad by yourself.
I wish that namelesskitty understood that I love tacos... and spicy food.
Granted, the taco was hot in terms of heat not spicyness
I wish that I could eat all of my fruit salad
Wish Granted:You do but its has a tiny pumkin piece making it a vegetable/fruit salad
I wish that Canada was everybody's second best friend :D
granted, now people play ice hockey too much.
I wish for a stingray
Quote from: namelesskitty on June 24, 2010, 05:43:41 PM
granted, now people play ice hockey too much.
And thats a Bad thing because?
Wish Granted: It runs away when you are playing with it in the water
I wish that I was PM of Canada
Granted, you are a private message of Canada.
I wish that he really was the PM of Canada.
Granted, he is now Post Master and drowned in letters
I wish for futbol/soccer to get more coverage now that ESPN bought the world cup coverage rights
Granted, but all attention is driven away from other sports.
I wish for chips and a can of salsa. (that can be opened, thank you)
Wish Granted: But somone comes and takes them and eats them
I wish that people understood me better
Granted, everybody understood you better, but didn't bother to get to know you.
I wish for a snack.
Granted, but I take it because it is pita chips and hummus
I wish Duskling would to stop wishing for food
Granted, but I wish for your demise.
I wish for your demise.
Granted, I am now a zombie
I wish to eat your brain and your snack
Granted, and by "your" you meant "KZ's" who then got extremely angry and wiped you from the face of these forums and the universe.
I wish to be a Spriggat.
Granted, you're a female Light Spriggat.
I wish I was a dead cow. *cough*Ert*cough*
Granted, but Ert just happened to be me (don't count on it).
I wish to be a male Frost Spriggat.
Granted your name is Grotuis and lentro kills you (and yes I know the real name is Grotius.)
I wish people stopped stereotyping Canadians as hockey-playing people who live in igloos.
Granted, but now they're stereotyped as hokey-playing dogs who live in igloos (no offense to Canada).
I wish I didn't forget to post a wish.
Granted, without complaint.
I wish everybody hated Raymond and loved Chris.
Granted, but the shows then sucked.
I wish that Brom would let me have his pita chips.
Granted, they've been sitting so long in my basement they smell so bad you won't have them.
I wish that there were more orbs in TSOG.
Granted, they spoil the fun.
I wish for a new hat.
wish granted you get a new hat but its on fire.
i wish i had new hidrating volvic revive
New Hidrating Volvic Revive, which must be a proper noun since you didn't use an article, is a very big lizard. It eats you, and Grammar Nazis steal your remains and burn them for not using any capitalization (in case you're wondering, there's probably a Shift button on your keyboard) or a period at the end of your second sentence.
I wish torugo didn't think I was stupid for asking where Pyro Hail came from.
Granted, now Torugo thinks you are stupid because of that wish.
I wish that people stop trying to tazer the cat.
Granted, they stop trying because they suceeded already.
I wish that people would use proper grammar, I mean, 'I wish that people stop trying to tazer the cat?' I barely understood that.
Granted, but we dont us'e proper garrmer.
I wish that Brom didn't wish for us to use proper punctuatio. :(
Granted, that's a paradox.
I wish that KFK didn't exist.
Granted, now it's Kentucky Fried Dogs. The dogs of the world kill you.
I wish that Nigahiga would post a new video.
Granted, somehow it sucks (don't ask how I don't know)
I wish that the cat didn't get tazered in the first place.
Granted, it got tazered in the second place.
I wish for granite.
Granted, it fell on your head and crushed you to pulp.
I wish for another stingray.
Granted, another stingray. (You didn't wish to have it.)
I ws i hdd i nt' hv ae dys le xa i.
Granted, you have H1N1.
I wish I had a stingray.
Granted, the nameless one kitty sues you.
I wish KZ was on to tell me some useful advice about beating TPA2 solo.
Granted, he could've, but he didn't.
I wish for chili.
wish granted but it wasnt even hot
i wish my pheonix would set the neighbors house on fire and i not get arrested for it
Granted, but your phoenix did.
I wish that I could have bailed the phoenix out... but didn't.
Granted, you could have and you didn't, torugo gets mad and you're forced to kill him, you get arrested.
I wish that I could bail Duskie out... but don't.
Granted, this "Duskie" breaks out of jail and murders you in your sleep.
I wish that I didn't have minor ismonia.
Granted, you have nightmares.
I wish Duskling would accept the name Duskie.
Granted, I accept it for my parakeet.
I wish that I was more clever than I already am.
Granted, but my worst enemy has an IQ of 5000 and outwits you.
I wish Duskie the Parakeet would answer nature's call on his/her owner's head.
Granted, I gave him to you for the weekend, though.
I wish I knew what my I.Q. was.
Granted, you're too stupid to understand what 2 means.
I wish that I didn't have to see 90210... every time I stepped on the scale.
Granted, you didn't have to, but you did anyway.
I wish that Bromtaghon had to see 90210... every time he stepped on a scale.
Granted, now he's interested in calculus.
I wish that I had a parakeet.
Wish granted; you have a parakeet. A giant, carnivorous parakeet. And it's feeding time. . .
I wish that I lived in another universe.
granted, and it's exactly the same as this one.
I wish that my parakeet didn't eat me.
Granted, it drank you.
I wish I was interested in calculus.
granted, now nobody understands what you're talking about.
I wish for a normal, non human/kitty eating peacock.
Granted, your a dog now, so it ate you.
I wish that KZ would give us a hint on what KZ meant.
Granted, it was a cryptic riddle that only a kitty could decipher, too bad that I'm a dog.
I wish for for fish with my ish fish wish dish.
Granted, it was a barracuda.
I wish that I was a barracuda, other than that one, of course.
Granted, the other barracuda eats you, yes barracudas do that.
I wish that I was a kitty again
Granted, but you were horribly disfigured.
I wish I was a Spriggat.
Granted, but another spriggat ate you. Yes they do that.
I wish for a stingray
Granted, but another stingray ate it. Yes they do that.
I wish for a truce.
Granted, but it gets really boring.
I wish for a new hat
Granted, but another hat eats it. Yes they do that.
I wish for us to be even.
Granted, now Steelfist is ahead of us both.
I wish for us to be at the same level.
Granted, but Steelfist is still ahead of us.
I wish for toast.
Granted, but the other barracuda ate it. Yes they do that.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted, you could... but didn't.
I wish that my IQ was higher.
Granted, due to a clerical error your IQ is 500 and you have a 10 GPA.
I wish for 100k dollars.
Granted, but they are on fire.
I wish for success in WD3.
Granted, now you fail in real life.
I wish morrowind would stop messing up when I mod it.
Granted, it did, but only for 13 seconds.
I wish to own Taco Bell.
Granted, you become corrupt like all the other CEOs.
I wish to receive your paycheck all the time.
Granted, but another paycheck comes and eats you. Yes, they do that.
I wish that I won sweepstakes, allowing me to have unlimited free food at Del Taco.
Granted, but mutant tacos eat you. Yes they do that.
I wish for Duskling not to wish for food
Granted, but you can't wish for me.
I wish that I had the ultimate snack, one that couldn't eat me, and wouldn't.
Granted, you get pita chips. I take them, then the man eating hat eats you.
I wish foe emoticons and smileys
Granted, they are your foes.
I wish that I won.
Granted, we're still tied so I win too. :)
I wish friend emoticons and smileys.
Granted, a friend had them.
I wish that I conquered Germany.
Wish granted. They then revolt, and chop you into small pieces, which they feed to their pets.
I wish I ruled a world power.
Granted, you rule France
I wish for another stingray
Is that implying there's something wrong with France?
Wish granted. It stings you.
I wish I ruled the world.
Granted, another world eats you. Yes they do that.
Wish granted. You are trapped in limbo for eternity.
I wish to rule the universe.
Granted, but you rule it in Soviet Russia, so it rules YOU!!!!
I wish not to have a cow.
Wish granted. You have a sheep. You are, however in soviet Russia, so sheep has YOU!
I wish to be alive.
Granted, you are alive... on your deathbed.
I wish I had a steak.
Wish granted. It's poisoned.
I wish to never die.
Granted. You have cancer that's eating away at you, but since you can't die, you'll never know peace.
I wish for Taco Bell.
Wish granted. You get food poisoning.
I wish Duskling had my cancer.
Granted, but the year was 7,590, they created a cure.
I wish that I was far more clever than I was.
Wish granted. However, your newfound intelligence means that you despise bad grammar. Stupidly, someone removes the edit function, and you can never correct your bad grammar in the last post. This haunts you for the rest of your days.
I wish that there were a cat.
Granted, it was angry and was in your pants.
I wish for a Dustling Empire (Yes, I remember them).
Wish granted. They bow down and worship me, their creator.
i wish to rule all universes.
Granted, that'll be $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! Hey, no-one said ruling all the universes was free.
I wish that I was a Geth.
Wish granted. The dustlings kill you.
I wish to own everything, including all currency.
Granted, you own everything, but then you get pwned (anyone get that one?).
I wish to be an indestructible Geth.
You are indestructible! You are also locked in an indestructable cage with no way out, in the center of a sun.
I wish to be a chicken.
Granted, you are then put into stir fry no matter how much you cowered.
I wish for civillization to end.
Granted. Since you're the only person that has no degree of civility, you are all alone.
(I don't mean that)
I wish for 26 hrs. in the day.
Granted, you are killed in 21.
I wish for Cheetos.
Granted. They are really phoenices, and they BBQ'd you.
I wish for a pizza with black olives, onions, and green peppers. Hold the mushrooms.
Granted, I held the mushrooms... over your open mouth.
I wish that I would stop laughing at your reaction.
Granted, but you forget to breathe. Paramedics must come. You'll be fine, but you never risk laughing again.
I wish for 16-month year.
Granted, but you are killed in 21 hours.
I wish for Mass Effect 2.
Granted, but someone swithed you words, so there were 2 mass effects.
I wish I weren't killed.
Granted, but you are in a coma.
I wish for this wish to be granted.
Wish granted. Since you didn't specify the actual wish, I decide to wish for you. You are trapped in a concrete room, with water rising slowly. . .
I wish to be gloom.
Granted, but you turned so gloomy you could not be out in the sun, like a vampire, only worse.
I wish for crab people to rule the world.
Wish granted. They kill you, and worship me.
I wish to be divine.
Granted, oh, Lord of the Toilet.
I wish for 8) to have a battle with :-*
Wish granted. But since :-* is kiss, they fall madly in love, and ruin all your posts, causing you to get banned, for trying to ruin their relationship.
I wish to be omnipresent.
Granted, you were, but you were visible, and since you were omnipresent, you could see into every ladies' locker room in the world, you are slapped for being a pervert... many times. Contrary to that, you could also look into old ladies' bathrooms, and you are then scarred emotionally for the rest of your life.
I wish for a being that infected my school while I wasn't there.
Wish granted. It infected your school with a virus that makes you super strong, fast, invincible and immortal with no ill effects! Lucky you! Oh, wait, you were away.
I wish to be invisible.
Granted, you snuck into a ladies' locker room, but the invisibility wears off around steam, and they were taking showers.
I wish that U was thrown in jail.
Wish granted. Someone called U is thrown in jail. However, in a case of mistaken identity, the person who is actually thrown into jail is you.
Granted, but you are tazered for trying to stop the game.
I wish for a tazer to tazer you with.
Wish granted. You think better of tazering me, however.
I wish that the world's core was blown up.
Granted, while we all died, you got the worst of it, you were at the center of the explosion and on top of that, you had a sunburn.
I wish that I could commit suicide.
Granted, you intend to stab yourself in a girl's washroom (what is it with you and that particular topic), but someone sees you and slaps you, you drop your knife on your foot and instead of killing yourself you only get sent to the hospital.
I wish I got the best of both worlds.
Granted, the two worlds are the Underworld and... other...
I wish to be a Geth and that this wish to only be corrupable by someone who knows what a Geth is.
Granted, but Mass Effect Wiki shuts down so no one knows what you are anymore.
I wish that today was Monday.
Wish granted. It is Monday. Or, to be precise, Monday morning, when you haven't slept, you have gotten up late, and you have a school day in front of you . . .
I wish to be asleep.
Granted, you had nightmares.
I wish to be Garfield.
Wish granted. Somebody feeds you poisoned lasagne (me).
I wish to be rich!
You and your body are now rich in poison, you die.
I wish that today was Tuesday.
Granted: You now rule Canada
I wish that my favourite T.V. show would have its second season already
Granted, it did, but no-one cares for second seasons anymore (just look as Lost).
I wish for a cliffhanger.
Wish Granted. You are dangling off of Mt. Everest
I wished that people did care about second seasons
Granted, but since people don't care about the first season anymore, you've never heard of it.
I wish for :-* to mean shadowling not kiss
Wish granted. It means snog.
I wish for a spacecraft.
Wish Granted. You get a cheap 1 dollar spaceship
I wish this forum game never extisted
granted, wait is that a paradox?
I wish I knew if that was a paradox
Wish Granted. Your Head Explodes form it
I wish I had a tail
Granted, you are a mouse, I eat you, Yes I do that.
Wish Granted. Nothing Happens
I wish that i was a human but I just had a tail
Granted I try to eat you but your head just gets stuck in my mouth.
I wish for nothing bad to happen
Wish Granted. Nothing Good happens either
I wish I was in my favourite anime
Granted, due to a bad translation, you say something really akward.
I wish for a stingray that doesn't sting me
granted, sir kittyman. however that wouldn't be a STINGray, now, would it?
i wish for a bucketload of cheese
Granted, it was stinky and fell on you.
I wish That I was Thursday.
Granted, Arthur came along and stole a key from you, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
I wish Garth Nix wrote his books faster.
Granted, now you cannot keep up with all of them.
I wish that your granting my wish made sense.
Granted, I does, but you don't know it.
I wish you had read all the Garth Nix books.
Granted, but you become obsessed, fall in love with Lady Friday and get killed by Arthur Penhalithingy.
I wish my keyboard was working properly.
Granted, then I stole it.
I wish to be the Fawaz Gorge.
Granted, Fernatus sneezes on you and you get burned by Pyro Hail.
I wish the Nameless One was a girl. (Don't ask me why.)
Granted, but you got caught looking in her locker room.
I wish to have Cold affinity.
Granted, but you accidentally freeze everyone within fifty miles of you into an icicle.
I wish that David was Cygnus. (Not really.)
granted. he ran amuk and destroyed the town
i wish people stopped making hard to corrupt wishes
Granted. The game becomes boring and nobody plays anymore. I wish Ert went only more frequently.
Granted, but he pwns you with epic moderator awesomeness and a dead cow destroys your house.
I wish everyone followed the KZ Greeting and actually used proper grammar.
Everyone uses proper grammar, until eventually there is no need to remember the rules of grammar as people do it right anyway. Then, as there are no longer rules of grammar (they are unnecessary), your wish becomes meaningless, everyone forgets how to write properly, and the human race descends into ignorance (wait, would that be ascends?). Thanks a lot. Jerk.
I wish to chop.
Granted, your arm off.
I wish Ert was a dead chicken.
Wish granted. He comes back to life and pecks out your eyes.
I wish for raw firmament.
Granted, but it has to be BBQ'd first, otherwise you can't use it.
make a wish peter!
I wish Noah wasn't a brat, weren't a brat, and would never be a brat again.
noah is not a brat
a brat is a sausage
TZERFULNESSS!!!!
You get tazer'd.
I wish people wouldn't infer the wrong thing.
i did not
i wis peety would stop making up words like "tzrflnsss"
Granted. But I make up phrases like "pruneman rocks", which can't be right. If this offends, I apologize.
I wish people would remember to corrupt my wishes.
granted, they get so corrupt your feelings get hurt and you run away
i wish for a funnier avatar
Granted, but you really split your side laughing, and you need a hernia operation.
I wish for a funnier punchline.
Granted, but you really split your side laughing, and you need a hernia operation.
i wish for more emoticons :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
Granted, the last one showed you dead.
I wish for a box of explosives that would not blow me up in any fasion.
Granted, you blow up a guy which then angers his brother who blows you up
i want a cone of frozen yogurt
Granted, but in the face.
I wish for chicken-flavored muffins. (they taste just like cat!)
Granted, it tastes like everyone's cat!
I wish for even scores in... something.
Granted, Qatar catches up in World Domination 3.
I wish people wouldn't make such ambiguous wishes.
Wish Granted. They don't even make wishes even more (I mean what is the point of a non-ambiguous wish) and this game stops. We all get sad and this forum ends. Great job algebra
I wish that Presentiment or any of his alter-egos would not come back to this forum
Granted, they would not, but they don't anyway.
I wish people wouldn't make 100% of the corruptions lethal.
Granted, now it's only 99%.
I wish for something that started with a "G."
Fulfilled. Oh, wait, no, it wasn't.
I wish I knew what shapoopi meant.
A cross between shampoo and.... never mind. Now you know, but wrong.
I wish I wasn't able to predict what people said.
Granted. Oh, wait, no, you weren't able to in the first place.
I wish more people were online.
Granted, the server crashes.
ERROR 0052: Server Error 4758 not available.
Granted, nothing happened.
I wish that Algebra 15 would post a wish next time.
Wish granted, but it is an EPIC wish, and i corrupt it. You become depressed that you missed it, and kill yourself.
I wish my plans with friends didn't fall through as often as not.
Granted, they di-- error... rebooting. Due to a system error, this wish resulted in the deaths of your friends.
I wish for a boot.
Granted, you got the boot, (fired).
I wish for no more spelling errors
Granetd... oops.
I wish for sour candy.
Granted, another sour candy eats it. Yes they do that.
Granted, TAZER THE CAT!
I wish that people would not forget to post wishes.
Granted, you are a hypocrite.
I wish for fish.
Granted, but it eats you. Yes, they do that.
I wish for a bakery.
granted, it contains yellow cake (uranium)
I wish for USA not to have lost to Ghana.
Granted, it lost to East Timor.
I wish for hypocrisy to reign supreme.
Granted I hate USA.
I wish that you understood that I meant the world cup.
Wish granted. But he still doesn't care
I wish that Canada was the best in hockey (always)
Granted they still are and always will be.
I wish for a teddy stingray.
YAY!
Wish Granted. It stings you and you die
I wish that I had some maple syrup that wasn't going to harm me or anything close or around me
Granted, another syrup eats it. Yes they do that.
I wish for
Wish Granted. You get nothing
I wish that I never extisted
wish granted, Oh NOOOOOO.
I wish Zackirus existed.
The world is better place and everyone is happy nice wish kitty
I wish that I could fly well
Granted, but you didn't.
I wish that duskling picked on USA.
Wish Granted. The games ends quicker
I wish that I could design the next World Dom game!
Wish granted, wait I can't decide that.
I wish for nothing bad to happen, I also wish for a turkey sandwich
Granted, do you want rust on that turkey? Oh wait, I'm sorry, that's not a choice.
I wish that namelesskitty's sandwich contained 100% fake turkey.
wish granted but it only repeats foul language.
i wish for CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE.
Granted, you get CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE-coloured mud pie.
I wish for CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE.
Wish granted. It is poisoned.
I wish never to have wished this wish so that I could and did wish for immortality.
Granted, another paradox.
I wish for an idea of something to wish for.
granted, you get so many ideas your little kitty brain explodes
i wish for a better name for my pickle pirate
Granted but your brain dies from the strain of remembering.
I wish for a pot of gold
Wish granted. It's dropped on you, from a height.
I wish to be in heaven.
granted, you are promptly kicked out for being alive.
I wish I was less bored.
Wish granted, you are now no longer bored, as an elite squad of titan mech soldiers is trying to kill you.
I wish for infinity.
Granted, infinity doesn't exist.
I wish to stop being attacked.
Granted, you aren't attacked, you are tazered.
I wish to own a Tom Clancy's novel.
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :-* :-\ :-X :-[ :P ::) ??? 8) :o :( >:( ;D :D ;) :)
sorry im bored
pruneman, if you're not going to contribute to these games, don't post. And don't spam either.
Granted, but you find them all boring compared to Jane Austen.
I wish that Zackirus wouldn't keep forgetting periods at the ends of his sentences.
Granted, but he even put questions with periods.
I wish for a bucket of ice cream.
Wish granted.
The ice cream is poisoned and you die. I wish I could get the indigo orb.
Granted, it gave you the water element and you drowned.
I wish things weren't that easy.
Granted; they are so difficult that you fail at them.
I wish "another one" would "bite the dust." (I'm listening to that song right now.)
Granted, they bite dust. It doesn't taste very good, so they kill you in revenge.
I wish that "another one" would "ride the bus." (I'm listening to that song right now... well not really.)
Granted, but they and their friends forgot their money, and thus needed to hold a riot. Your house gets destroyed.
I wish people wouldn't taze me for stuff like forgetting a wish.
Granted. You're added to the Forum Game Rulebreakers.
I wish that everyone would follow the rules of the Forum Games, i.e.
2-Sentence Minimum in Train of Thought
Forbiddens in Fazan Game
POSTING A WISH IN CORRUPT A WISH FOUNDATION!
wish granted they follow the rules but you failed to follow them so they get removed.
i wish i didnt go crazy every time i or someone else said CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE
Granted. Instead, you go crazy every time someone says "the", which is a lot worse, and you go
Quotedirectly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
I wish Monopoly was something people could play online.
Granted, it is, if you sell your soul.
I wish that I did not have to
Quote
Advance to the nearest Railroad.
Because I have $2 left and my sister owns it.
Wish Granted. Instead you go to Boardwalk which I own with a hotel on it.
I wish I had perfect english
Granted, but the official languages of Canada suddenly switch to Portugese and Spanish.
I wish there were more Canadians on this forum.
Wish Granted. We lose our individually and I lose my Lord of Canada Title!
I wish that Brom and would remain the only Canadians in this forum.
Granted, I get killed by lightning and you die of loneliness.
I wish someone else was online.
Granted, but you weren't.
I wish for ice cream.
Wish granted. It is poisoned.
I wish people would read my story, in the writing section, hint hint.
Granted, it got bad reviews.
I wish that pruneman would, could, and did stop spamming.
Wish granted, but as (I suspect) 'Pruneman' is not his real name, it has no effect.
I wish for help!
Wish Granted. Some old fat guy comes and 'helps' you
I wish that I could meet the Queen of England as she is passing throughout my cottage area in 1-2 days
Granted, she wanted to personally arrest you.
I wish for a watermelon.
Granted, it falls on your head and you get covered in watermelon juice, making you all sticky.
I wish Steelfist didn't assume that 'pruneman's' name wasn't 'pruneman', you never know.
granted, wait I can't control that.
I wish that I knew why ovaltine is called ovaltine.
Granted, you do... but I don't, so I tazer the cat for keeping a secret.
I wish for a bottle of appropriate fruit juice to spill on my head, making me all sticky.
granted, I can't think of a way to make that worse.
I wish for a stingray.
Granted, it falls on your head and stings you, you die.
I wish for a tank of jellyfish.
Granted but the jelly fish came out of the tank and eats you
I wish I knew namelesskitty's gender.
Granted, but you are so shocked that you fall in a coma, and forget it again.
I wish I had $10,000 in pizzas.
granted, they eat you. Yes they do that.
Granted, but you start a paradox due to not making a wish.
I wish people would stop doing stuff like that.
Granted, they do exactly that.
I wish, Duskling would stop being a hypocrit.
Granted, but I don't stop being a hypocrite (the correct spelling ^^).
I wish that you wouldn't snore when you slept.
granted, I never did.
I wish for fish.
Granted, it was a barracuda... in a tank... that you fell into... and it ate you. Yes, they do that.
I wish that ^^ meant 8) + ??? + ::) + :( + :o + >:(.
Wish granted, but because of that [??? * :P + >:( - :) ]^ :o= :-X, and the world falls apart from the system being ruined
I wish :-* + :-\ = 8)
Granted, but, somehow, 8) - :-* = :-[, so that makes the world fall apart, being a very confuzzling math problem.
I wish that more people were online.
Granted, so many people are online that the internet breaks.
I wish for the internet to work again.
Granted, but not for you! :P
I wish to tazer the cat.
Wish granted. You tazer the cat. The cat tazers you. Then your heart gives out.
Wish granted. You are killed for not making a wish.
I wish for everybody to have a character in Apocalyptic! (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=528.0)
Granted, but they make them like rainen's.
I wish for a lecture.
Wish granted. You are being lectured.
I wish to escape.
Granted, you escape a world of girls and pizza.
I wish that someone would fall off a cliff... someone that wasn't me.
Wish granted. My character of Hell-Quest falls off a cliff.
Onto you.
I wish that someone would clear up Duskling's remains.
Wish granted but the clean up crew put it in your bed.
I wish to know how the cat lives after all those tazers.
Wish granted. It demonstrates. On you. Unfortunately, you can't survive that many tazerings.
I wish for doom to fall on PinkPanzer.
Granted. However, it simply says, "Ooof!" and walks away.
I wish for more plot in T:SoG.
Wish granted! Someone plots against the Main, meaning that it is impossible to win without cheats. Enjoy; they ruin the gameplay.
I wish for a hat.
You get one, but it's a delicious chocolate hat. You eat it and it's gone. You then miss it's feeling of being on your head.
I wish for a giant apocalyptic meteor that kills me.
Wish granted: a T-shirt arrives by post that reads on the front "I am a giant apocalyptic meteor" and on the back "kill me". Lovely.
I wish this part of the forums was less chaotic, more ordered, easier to follow, more intellectual, in a way...
In a way... more destructive?
I wish for a box of tissues smothered in salmon and Italian dressing.
Wish Granted. You monster! You smothered a box of tissues with Salmon and Italian dressing! You are lynched by a mob!
I wish for chaotic forums.
Granted, it was all about Chaotic, a cheesy card game.
I wish for a melon that falls on my head, makes me all sticky, with juice afterwards.
Granted; a swarm of wasps and hornets sucks the melon off. Then it flies away. You shout, "Yeah, you'd better run...!" at them, and they come back and sting you.
I wish people wouldn't taze me for forgetting my wishes.
Granted, they tazer you for making wishes! ZAP! >:D
I wish for a gallon of water.
Granted; you get your water in a bowl and immediately pass out in it, thus drowning.
I wish for...some new lip gloss!
Granted, but you swallowed it, poisoning, and evetually killing, you.
I wish for a new lamp... with a Genie inside it!
Wish granted; I rub the lamp, and tell it to turn you to dust.
I wish you were not.
Granted, but then I turned into a atom and never seen again. For a few days it seems like you should celebrate this, but then the cops come after you with evidence that you were the last person accompanying my before my disappearance. You are taken into jail for a crime that you could never prove you didn't do.
I wish that I could see that while I'm an atom and laugh.
Wish granted; you can see it, but it's really grainy and grindhouse-y.
I wish for an imaginary friend.
Granted, you talk to it so much that people think that you're insane and throw you into the coo-coo house.
I wish for caramel to rain down on me.
Granted, then I lick it all off thos scratching you with my cat tounge then some vinegar falls on you.
I wish pruneman would stop spamming.
Granted, but you see it as an opportunity to start.
I wish that I was Foxtrot 813.
granted, you are in the 813th comic strip of the comic foxtrot
Granted, but at the sight of the game still going you kill yourself in frustration.
I wish for a lumberjack to come crashing on the Ritz Carlton.
Wish granted. The lumberjack is a terrorist lumberjack, carrying a breakthrough weapon, that, upon detonation, destroys the earth.
I wish for the end of something non-living.
granted, the earth ends.
I wish for a word starting with the letter "g"
Granted.
I wish for a bunch of candy.
Wish granted; it's man-eating candy. Candy eats you!*
*You may or may not be in soviet Russia.
I wish I knew . . .
Granted. The truth is so horrible, you commit suicide.
I wish I had a wish to wish
Wish granted.
I wish to live, be immortal and be free. For eternity, unless I choose to end my own life.
Granted. You are alive, immortal and free, but in space, so you float around for eternity, eventually commiting suicide out of pure boredom.
I wish I saw the end of The Mist.
Wish granted; it's not a nice ending. Seriously. Ironic, yes. Amusing, in a sick way, yes. Nice? I think not.
I wish that I had wished for a wish to wish this wish.
Granted, wait, I'm confused.
I wish that I didn't have to wish
Granted, you didn't have to, but you did anyway.
I wish for a ton of candy to fall from the sky on... someone... other than me.
Granted, it falls on your mother.
I wish for something that can't harm me directly or indirectly
Granted, there's a new bomb with the ironic title of "something that can't harm me directly or indirectly." You can guess what happens next.
I wish for the cat to stop forgetting to post topics in "Train of thought."
Granted now the cat forgets to post addendums everywhere else
Granted, but the cat is tazered for trying to stop the thread. ZAP!!!
I wish for tilapia fillets, well cooked, and bought, cooked, and eaten significantly before their expiration dates.
Granted I buy cook and eat them while you are left with the spinach.
I wish not to be tazered
Granted, you are shot.
I wish for an outdoor BBQ.
granted, it explodes and you die
i wish for an uncorruptable and completely safe raisin
Wish granted. It's poisoned. Hey, the RAISIN is safe! It's the poison that's harmful.
I wish to bomb a city.
Granted, it's the city you are in at the moment of detonation.
I wish my TSoG team was all powerful.
Granted, but since you get to the end of the interesting part of the demo, amd you have all=powerful characters, you pass out of boredom.
I wish for a Skorpion SMG.
granted it eats you yes, they do that.
I wish for a million dollars in pennies to fall on the worst non-banned spammer that is not me.
Granted, with extreme pleasure.
I wish that I corrupted this wish.
Granted in a parallel universe you did, I that spammers would stop spamming.
Granted. They stop spamming and move onto hacking. They turn your computer against you and you commit suicide.
I wish I had another wish.
granted, but you didn't use it.
I wish to be hailed fo being the 1001stposter here.
Granted, but now everyone hates you.
I wish I could stop myself from posting in this thread.
Granted, now you can't stop posting in apoxolyptic and we all hate you for ruining our kill-fest.
I wish that your signature made any sense at all.
Granted. But it what it means drives you insane and you get locked up by the feds for insanity.
I wish I was human.
Granted, you were human at heart... really you are a giant mutant zombie thing that everyone misunderstands.
I wish that I could be 1,000 times more clever than I already am.
Granted, you think you're clever. And in stupidity you walk up to Obama to convince him to make you king and get killed.
I wish that I had ANOTHER wish that I acually used.
Granted, but acually is not a word. :D No wishy granty for you! :D
I wish to be dictator of the world.
Granted. You are dictator of the world for 3.2 seconds before being assasinated.
I wish for yet another wish that was uncoruptable.
Granted, but a) You spelled "uncorruptable" wrong, and b) You can't wish for an uncorruptable wish.
I wish for brownies... that weren't made of doo.
Granted. They were made of don't. (See what I did there?)
I wish that I nwe ohw to sepll tings rite.
Granted, you spell tings rite, as tings rite.
I wish that I knew what to wish for.
Granted, I advise you to wish for an anvil to fall on your head.
I wish for tube socks.
Granted they bexome man- eating sock puppets and eat you, yes they do that.
I wish to be tazered
Granted. But you enjoy it.
I wish I had a puppy.
Granted, I scratch its face.
I wish for somebody to post in my new game.
Granted. It's your psychopathic imaginary friend who decided to eat your face while you sleep. Then I kill it.
I wish I enjoyed life without harm coming to me or anyone else.
Granted, you had a friend named "anyone else," so everyone else has to suffer while you enjoy life, well done.
I wish for cakes.
Granted. 20 tons worth of cakes bury you.
I didn't capitalize the words "anyone else" so it doesn't count as a name.
I wish the dog I currently own wasn't so fat.
Granted, it was even fatter >:)
Yes, you didn't capitalize it, but how do you know his/her parents didn't want him/her to have a more special name?
I wish for a faster computer.
Granted trolls eat you. Yes they do that.
I wis for people to worship me without hurting me.
Granted. They worship your death which they speed up with poison.
I wish you didn't stop me from posting a corrupted wish for Duskling's post.
Granted it was someone else
I wish for brownies and milk.
Granted, the brownies are made of doo, and the milk is spoiled.
I wish I didn't have to reload.
Granted. Your computer crashes.
I wish I had wi-fi in my brain.
Granted, it is terrible and your brain crashes
I wish for a hippo
Granted. But it goes crazy and tries to eat you.
I wish I had the best wi-fi possible in my brain.
Granted but the signal tower crushes you ( you didn't say reciver).
I wish for more creative wishes.
Granted. They are in an undecipherable code.
I wish I had two wifis in my brain.
Granted, bit I couldn't decipher the code so you got two kittys in your head instead
I wish to understand the code
Granted. But it's so complex your brain explodes from not being able to store all of the code.
I wish namelesskitty and I would stop going back and forth like this.
Granted, you explode, well we won't be going back and forth anymore.
(what is someone supposed to grant? There's nothing there TO grant!)
Hypocrit.
I wish that bugfartboy wont forget to post anymore.
Granted. I post so much your computer lags to the extreme.
I wish I could make a wish without realizing. Also that people would check to see if anyone has replied to one of their posts more often.
I wish I understood that.
Granted, your head explodes.
I wis that you corrupted that wish.
Granted, but wissing won't do anyone any good.
I wish every forum had a mod as awesome as KZ.
(No, I'm serious. If I had a dime for every forum I've been to with flaming, complete disregard for grammar and spelling, and the like... I'd have $1.20.
granted, KZ clones now take over the world.
I wish that wissing would do something.
Granted. A guy named wissing joins the forums, and outshines you in every way.
I wish for Rachel to be spelled like Michael.
Granted. But it's spelled wrong.
I wish I could make plants do what I want. (No more need to mow! :)
Granted, but you had a seizure and told the plants to strangle you, and you didn't even know you did it.
Duskling wishes for tiramasu to fall on his head, YUM!!
granted, but the tiramisu misses and falls in the gulf of mexico.
I wish for Duskling not to talk about himself in the third person.
Granted. He talks about himself in fourth person.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but Duskling steals it all.
Duskling wishes not to be creeped out5 by any game in the industry.
Granted. But the shock of it kills you.
I wish duskling hadn't stolen my million dollars.
Granted, Dustlings, Duskling's loyal minions steal bugfartboy's million dollars, and bring it to Duskling. ^^
Duskling wishes to never get lead poisoning.
Granted. You get Radon poisoning instead.
Bugfartboy wishes for someone to wish for him.
Granted.
Duskling wishes for bugfartboy.
Granted. Your life is full of nothing but bugfartboy.
Bugfartboy wishes for everyone to be just like him.
granted, now everybody thinks that they're the real one.
I wish to still be namelesskitty.
Granted. You were crossing the street and got run over by a bus of bugfartboys.
I wish that my wish would come true.
Granted, but it gets corrupted.
I wish my hero would learn Cyro Blast faster.
granted, due to a glitch your hero learns cyro blast, and forgets all other attacks.
I wish for world peas.
Granted. Several peas the size of the world come and collide with Earth. Nice going, namelesskitty.
Hey it's bugfartboys turn to corrupt a wish. Stop stopping him!
Bugfartboy wishes for fishes.
granted, it's a barracuda and it eats you, yes they do that.
I wish for war on peas.
Granted. Peas win
Bugfartboy wishes for goldfishes
Granted, but you get too many. And wish-fish-wishes are like toothpaste. Once they've materialized, they're hard to put back.
I wish for kitty resurrection.
granted, but I go back to being a ghost because I love it.
I wish for a stingray.
Granted, it stings you.
I wish my wish wouldnt' be corrupted.
granted, nothing happens.
I wish that Bromtaghon would continue to post.
Granted. He posts on another site.
I wish for a wish fish wish.
Granted, but you forgot the hyphens.
Granted. You forgot to wish.
I wish for tacos
Granted, but they're made by my grandma (uurrghghhhh!)
I wish these letters stopped moving.
Granted. So does your heart.
I wish for really good tacos
Granted, but Duskling steals them.
Duskling wishes for a budgie.
Granted. But you forget what it is.
Bugfartboy wishes to know what a budgie is.
Granted -- it's a kind of elephant.
(no, actually it's a bird)
I wish for time to end.
Granted. It does for you. The rest of us go along like normal.
Bugfartboy wishes for a dish of wish fish wishes on a silver wish fish dish.
Granted, but it looks like it came out of Dr. Seuss.
I wish for toothpaste. I can't find mine.
Granted. It's someplace on your body that bugfartboy can't mention without getting banned.
Bugfartboy wishes that they didn't look like they came out of doctor seuss.
granted, but they look so ugly they burn your eyes
pruneman wishes people would stop talking in the third person
Granted. You start doing it.
I wish I didn't have band camp all morning.
Granted, but you have orchestra.
I wish my parents let me try coke.
Granted. It's the best thing ever, and you're addicted.
I wish not for the world to end, nor for time to go at an incredibly fast rate for me, but for the whole world's time to stop. That way, when I needed a sandwich, I wouldn't have to wait for lunchtime.
granted, but then due to its lack of orbit the earth is pulled into the sun.
I wish for even more regulars (within the bounds of reason)
Granted. They hack you.
I wish for a kitty cannon.
Granted, bugfartboy magically became a kitty. bugfartboy can guess the rest.
Duskling wishes for a giant chocolate bar to fall on his head.
Granted. Its a 3 Muskateer light that weighs nothing.
Bugfartboy wishes he was liked.
granted, Bugfartboy is liked by spammers and stalkers.
I wish for a stingray that doesn't sting me.
Granted, it eats you. Yes, they do that.
Duskling wishes for a helmet.
Wish granted. It's a cursed helm. You put it on, and the curse kills you.
I wish for Duskling to joint the Cult of Steel, in Holy War!
granted, but Duskling likes my cult better and quits yours
I wish for Duskling to join the Craiginites.
Granted, but Duskling switches back to me.
Granted, TAZER THE FIST!!!!
I wish that Duskling would join the Craiginites and stay with us.
Granted. I then proceed to taser you, not corrupting the wish, but causing a lot of pain. If someone has a problem with this . . . I still have the taser.
granted, TAZER THE FIST!!!!
I wish for Steelfist's Tazer
Granted. I give it to you :-*
I wish for a gun.
granted, it, explodes while you are kissing it.
I wish for people to notice my new name.
Wish granted; they hate it.
I wish for more people to join Holy Wars!
granted, I like that.
I wish for more Craiginites to join my order.
Granted; they quickly switch to Steelism.
post a wish,TAZER THE FIST!!!
I wish for Steelfist to post a wish
Granted. It attracts good attention to the Steelists.
I wish for a nice fish.
Granted. But a guy slaps you with it.
I wish I had a camping trip.
Granted. It's to the Antarctic and you get eaten by an ice cube. Yes they do that.
I wish for a fighting fish.
granted it eats you, yes this is cliche.
I wish for nothing that can harm me directly or indirectly.
Granted, you get your nothing, but it doesn't harm you.
I wish for something to eat. (I'm starving)
Granted. But it eats you instead.
I wish for Sam the Unheard to be heard.
Granted, now Sam is a spammer.
I wish for spammers to be gone.
Granted. But then they come back.
granted, TAZER THE ZARON!!!!!!
I wish for zaron to post a wish next time.
granted, it kills you, somehow
i wish for kz to make a new world domination
Granted, but by the time he does, you get banned.
Duskling wishes people talked in 4th person.
Granted. But then they talk in 3rd person.
Zaron wishes he wouldn't get tazered ever again.
granted, now people found a new way to mess with you and found out you are presitement.
i wish that kz could find it in his heart not to ban me
granted, but he left it there and banned you anyway.
[spoiler](http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/banned.gif)[/spoiler]
Topic: that took a long time to find
This is Corrupt a Wish. Not Train of Thought. TAZER the holy nameless kitty!!!
I wish for more tazers.
granted they tazer you.
I wish for someone to post a topic.
Granted. Its a hate list about you.
I wish to become Craig.
granted, then Craig comes back and bans you.
I wish that you will keep the name Presentiment until Craig comes back.
Granted. But Craig bans you.
I wish he wouldn't.
granted, he doesn't.
I wish for an idea of a thread to start.
Granted. But then I beat you to it.
I wish my TRPG2 team was all powerful.
Granted. No, wait-- that's my team. Level 50 stats... solo Nelis battle win.
granted, TAZER THE MATH!!!!!!
I wish that I didn't have to do this all the time.
Granted. You die.
I wish I had a 6-pack (abs).
granted, you kill a bodybuilder and take his abs.
I wish for one million dollars.
Granted. You robbed a bank and go to jail.
I wish I hadn't killed the bodybuilder.
granted he crushes you for trying to take his abs off.
I wish I wasn't in jail.
Granted. Your in prison. I wish I wasn't Presentiment.
Granted, you get bsnned anyways.
I wish for no more spammers and flamers.
Granted, but you also accidentally get banned.
I wish for a flying mouse.
Granted, it lands on you and then oompa loompas sing ding dong the witch is dead.
I wish for presentiment not to become craig.
He becomes KZ instead, and bans Craig.
I wish for some Guarana to spurt out of my hand and into my mouth.
Granted it turns out that guanara is bat diarreah.
I wish for a stingray.
You kill it, eat it, and become one yourself.
I wish a got a massage.
Granted a bear gives it to you and it becomes a maulsage.
I wish
Granted, but corrupted.
I wish for a wishy fish fishy wish.
Granted, it eats you, yes they do that.
I wish that I was rich.
Granted. But only in your dreams.
I wish I had been on when KZ posted.
granted, but I still beat you to the post.
I wish for the prank to work and quick.
It works. On you.
I wish for Craig and KZ to come back.
Granted, they come back, see the chaos that has been created and leave forever.
I wish they never came back.
Granted the forums fall into disrepair and are flooded with rule breakers
TAZER THE KITTY!!!
I wish I would stop posting in this thread.
Granted, but you are addicted, so you come back and are tazered.
Duskling wishes for a painting.
Granted. You hate it.
I wish for Legos
granted, you step on it, hell hath no pain like a lego stepped on with bare feet.
I wish for KZ. to keep his name.
Granted, but them he gets banned.
I wish I could heal myself.
Granted but you healed your self so much you are immortal and is forced to watch all your love ones die and you will live on to find new ones only to get the same result. This came from my nightmare once.
Tazer the panzer!!!!
I wish I was immortal.
Ops for got to make wish.
Granted but when you just became immortal the universe blows up.
I wish I had powers like the hero is TSoG! :-*
Granted, you accidentally kill yourselfwith them.
I wish I posted a wish.
Granted, you wished for me to make it for you.
I wish that Zaron would fall in a ditch. :P :D
Granted. I take you with me. You don't survive.
I wish for The Holy Craig to wish for me.
granted he wishes for you to be banned.
I wish for fish with my ish fish wish dish.
Granted. Fish is poisoned!
I wish for a wish that was heavily guarded and that no-one could steal it.
granted, the guards kill you for trying to use it.
I wish for an idea to start a thread about.
Granted, but you get banned for it.
I wish for fish to cease to exist.
granted, you happen to be a fish...
I was that I was unbanned.
Granted. The 1337 Cult kills you.
I wish cats didn't exist.
Granted, you miss me so much that you kill yourself due to misery.
I wish that I knew everything.
Granted. You think you know everything.
I wish for my writers block to vanish.
Granted. But a "Writer's Block" falls on you instead of you having Writer's Block :D
I wish for One.
Granted, you get one atom bomb to fall on your house. >:)
I wish for someone to send me an insignia or two.
Granted but you lose them due to a virus attached to them.
I wish my new braces didn't feel funny.
Granted, instead they bring searing pain to your teeth, and make your gums itch all the time.
I wish I was more mature.
Granted. You're dead.
I wish for a better avatar then I have now.
Granted, the only avatar better is no avatar at all. :P
I wish I didn't have to wish in this game.
Granted. You die. (Im in a killing mood)
I wish my bug avatar would come to life.
granted, the world's worst stinkbug decides to live in your hair.
I wish for you not to kill me.
I torture you instead. Eternally.
I wish for a giant dangerous sword that could fall on me and kill me but that doesn't.
Granted. It does.
I wish for tazer. (Yes... the pain... it hurts so ... GOOD!)
But you tazer the cat and are horrified at what you have done and tazer yourself to death.
I wish to be spared from the tazer.
Granted. But not from the pit of cat-hating sharks that eat your SOUL.
[5 seconds later]
:'(
I wish for an immortal soul. That would be nice.
Granted. I steal it. (You already have one.)
I wish for...
Wish granted . . .
I wish for a carrot, that nobody eats, and will bring me wealth.
Granted, You don't eat it and starve.
I wish for telekinesis.
Granted. Sharks like telekinetics.
I wish for xenon.
Granted. But you have no clue what it is or what It does.
I wish for a high score.
Granted. Someone beats it.
I wish other people knew the noble gases of the periodic table:
Helium, Argon, Neon, Krypton, Xenon, Ununoctium.
With granted. Other people knew them, but preferred to quickly forget about them.
I wish Helium was called Helion, in order to have the same termination as the other noble gases.
(Ununoctium doesn't count because it just means 118 and will probably have a new name in the future, hopefully one with the "on" termination.)
Granted, but no one cares but you.
I wish my dog didn't stink.
Granted, now your cat stinks.
I wish for a Klondike Bar.
Granted, but what would you do for it?
I wish I could turn my Facebook status to "In a relationship." And have it be truthful.
Granted. But five seconds later, it ends.
I wish for insecurity.
Wish granted. Now you are insecure about being insecure and decide to stop being insecure, but you're afraid you fail, so you go to a corner and cry.
I wish I could jump into a cloud and travel to where the wind took me.
You can. The relative wind takes you to the ground at 208 meters/second (the terminal velocity of a human being)
I wish for pie.
Wish granted. You got 8.53973422, approximately, since it's the value of π*e .
I with I was bad at maths.
Granted. I am the only person (or demon prince) left that can do math reliably. I make a fortune.
I wish that people wouldn't make wishes like "I wish", or "I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted". They're cliché.
Granted. You do, instead being singular insead of plural.
I wish I wouldnt get insecure about trying to be secure.
Granted, but only if you stop talking about security.
I wish for an ornithopter.
Wish granted. You are flying your brand new ornithopter when a sandworm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_universe) arises and eats you.
I wish I was wiser.
Wish granted- you're too wise for your own good. For your great wiseness, you're banished from society, as they feel inferior in your presence.
I wish good times lasted longer.
Wish granted. Good times now last longer for everyone. However, you will never have another good time in your life ever again. Sorry.
I wish I wasn't twisted.
Wish granted, you're now no longer twisted: you're simply spiralling out of control, feeling rather globular and behave like a complete square. There- sorted!
I wish there were no time differences on Earth!
Granted. There is no sun, and we all freeze.
Granted. Tazer the algebra!!!
I wish for something personally constructive.
Granted. You are constucted personally from Play-Doh.
I wish people would always have mufflers on their cars. Hearing the engine noise really gets annoying.
Granted. It becomes law and you ignore it, get a ticket, and get thrown in jail.
I wish my Geometry homework was done correctly and now.
Granted. Oh, no, wait. That's me.
I wish I knew whether bugfartboy was in high school or in middle. I'd better use my mad detective skizzles.
Granted. But the knowledge hurts your head. (highschool)
I wish for self satisfaction.
Quote from: algebra17 on September 04, 2010, 01:47:34 PM[...]
I wish people would always have mufflers on their cars. Hearing the engine noise really gets annoying.
Wish granted. Everyone will start carrying mufflers hanging from the rear mirror because everyone will think it's pretty (even if it's useless against engine noise).
Quote from: bugfartboy on September 04, 2010, 03:32:02 PM[...]
I wish for self satisfaction.
Wish granted. However, it's soon gone.
I wish all vehicles made less noise when passing by.
Granted. You think they make less noise, but really you've gone deaf.
I wish I was a math genius.
Granted, but you forget all other subjects.
I wish for a Snickers bar.
Granted. It's gone bad and rock hard, you bite it, and loose all of you teeth.
I wish for everyone but me to get diarrhea.
Granted, but you get constipated, much worse than diarrhea in my opinion.
I wish for chaos all over the world. :-*
Granted. It's over you. Everyone hates you. You get thrown in the pit with Magnilus the Spriggat (http://telepath.wikia.com/wiki/Malignus_(Spriggat)).
I (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?action=profile) wish I (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?action=profile) was as powerful as Magnilus the Spriggat (http://telepath.wikia.com/wiki/Malignus_(Spriggat)).
Granted. But how to get out of the pit....
I wish that no one would tazer me.
Granted, they slowly eat you alive.
I wish that I was Magnilus the Spriggat who escaped the pit.
Granted, but you're more him than you, so... hey, there Malignus!
I wish people wouldn't make suicidal wishes.
Granted, they make homicidal wishes.
I wish I could tell the difference between Duckling and Duskling.
Wish granted; it's the name.
I wish to sleep without dying during, before or after.
Granted. It's an eternal coma.
I wish for the rain to become bar soap.
Granted; you are cleaned.
I wish the UEN existed, and was epic.
Granted, but then I joined. :D
I wish for the second act of Echoes to come out soon.
Me, too. I'm not corrupting that one.
I wish for Sonny 3, with a better combat system.
Granted. But you don't live long enough to see it.
I wish for no allergies. (stupid hay-fever).
You have cured the world of allergies. Unfortunately, you die painfully.
I wish that all would convert to the one true faith; steelism.
Granted. But they realize that it is a pack of lies and kill you.
I wish everyone liked the image my sig links to.
What the cuss?
I wish I could get a PM response out of someone, esp. Holy Nameless and Rainen.
Granted. It's a response saying, don't PM me again. Then that add you to their Blacklist. Congrats.
I wish turkey was the US national bird.
Wish granted. However, all US citizens are running after you. Run!
I wish you could run faster.
Granted, and it's you that is eaten by a bear when we go camping.
I wish that 1010011010 was the number of the beast.
Granted. You're the beast.
I wish people would click the lower link in my sig.
I didn't need to -- I saw the link URL in the status bar. Nice one.
I wish for home.
Granted, but it was a time traveling home that traveled to the Twin Towers on Spetember 11, 2001.
I wish for a biscuit. ;D
Granted. You choke on it.
I wish I weren't so stressed out.
Granted, you are so calm that the whole world vanishes to you.
I wish for a cookie that I wouldn't be able to choke on, but would be able to eat.
granted, it's poisoned.
I wish for stealth knife to make it into TSoG
Granted, but it's because someone stabbed a stealth knife into your computer screen whilst you played TSoG.
I wish people would understand that having the whole world dissappear wouldn't be a bad thing for me.
Granted. Then they disappear.
I wish that Duckling wasnt so down right now.
Granted. I'm now up for execution. Way to go.
I wish that my kitten Tigby didn't have a hankering for legs.
Granted, it now has a hankering for noses.
I wish for a pet kitten.
Wish granted. However, it's eaten by your violent pet canary.
I wish I didn't have to clean up my stuff.
Wish granted: instead, your stuff cleans you up in the same way you clean it up. And yes, that includes everything!
I wish one didn't need to sleep.
Granted. You stay awake forever and go insane. Then the nice people in white coats come and take you to a nice padded room. Nice to see you roomie!!
I wish for protection.
Granted. I give you venomsteel greaves, and you gain 17 vitality, 4 instinct... never mind.
I wish I didn't have homework.
Granted. Instead you have schoolwork. And you never leave school.
I wish for GOOD protection.
Granted. You learn the ability Will Power, level 4, and are protected from damage up to 500% of your... never mind.
I wish I could heal people.
Granted. You heal what wasnt hurt, and hurt them. Then you end up in jail.
I wish the random stranger walking in the dark would win the title of Master of Darkness.
Granted. I can't corrupt that. Well, I guess I could change the votes, but I won't.
I wish people wouldn't expect rigged elections.
Granted, instead they expect rigged democracy.
I wish for darkness on the forums.
Granted. Say hello to Duskling.
I wish not to be tazered.
TAZER TAZER TAZER TAZER TAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anytime someone doesnt post a wish, the emptiness is to be considered a wish to be tazered.
I wish for no more need to tazer.
TAZE!!!! TAZE!!!!
What would you do if I were the one that tazered instead?
TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE!!!!!!!!
This is Corrupt a Wish. No what would you do.
I wish for 1000 years of darkness.
Erm... this is Corrupt a Wish Foundation, so... DOUBLE TAZE, FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!!! :-*
I wish for raspberry cheesecake.
Granted. The raspberries are replaced with... eurghhh.
I wish for plain cheesecake.
Granted. The cheese is accually... I'm too nice to say.
I wish for cherries.
Granted. The cherries are filled with... no. Just no.
I wish for nothing disgusting.
Granted. Everything is so nice that you make things disgusting. Good for you :P :(
I wish for posts in "Ask A Stupid Question".
Granted. You get a stupid answer. Got to go. You can't taze me, because I'm gone.
Why is the sky green?
TAZE!!! You are still on while Im posting this.
I wish for Duckling to stay on forever so Id have someone to taze.
Error: That doesn't compute. It's called sleep.
I wish for <oç s and >oo< s to get along.
K
Wish granted. However, all the rest of the alphabet feels set aside and decide to leave you for good.
I wished the followers of Ert were the Ertics (living in an attic in the Arctic, following their own code of ethics... oh nevermind).
Granted. They also never mind.
I wish my homework were done.
Wish granted. It's done, however, it's not your name on it. Ooops.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted, I gave you some Focus Pills. Oh, silly me, those were cyanide pills. No wait, you're the Dead Cow. Right then, it brings you back to life and kills you again. Makes perfect sense, I HAVE SPOKEN!
I wish for MORE PEOPLE TO USE CAPS!!!
GRANTED> NOW PUNCTUATION DOESN"T MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE< REALLY>
I WISH FOR NO STICKY KEYS: SEMICOLONS ARE IMPOSSIBLE>
Granted. The sticky keys option goes away. But I "accidentally" dump strawberry jam on your keyboard. Oops! :P
I wish for votes in the recent thread I created.
Granted prune man spams and creates many accounts and floods you with the ramblings of a ten year old.
I wish for a wish.
Granted. I steal it.
I wish that people would love me for who I am.
Granted, all of those people are really flatulent bugs.
I wish that dogs wouldnt chase cats.
Granted. Call in the wolves. It's cat huntin time. Mwahahahahahahahahaha.
I wish that normal , problem free, humans would like me.
Error 404 such people not found.
I wish for nobody to be accused of being a normal person.
Granted. Everyone is accused of being an extra normal person.
I wish for the return of the Modi.
Granded, modi turns out to be worse than presentiment.
I wish for it to be.
Granted. You are crushed by a pack of Ravenous and diseased cats. Mwahahahahahahahahaha. I strike again!!! (I meant Modi as an attempt to spoof star wars. Return of the Jedi?
I wish that humans were attracted to me in a good way.
Wish granted. You are now heavier than the Sun and the gravity field you create pull everything, including humans, into you. However, they all die when they crash on your surface, due to the speed they get.
I wish I had a spaceship.
Granted. It's on Pluto. Unless you are on Pluto. Then it's on Mars.
I wish for Namelesskitty to be crushed by a pack of ravenous and diseased cats.
Granted. Then the diseased cats come after you.
I wish to not cut myself. I split my lip the other day.
Granted. Instead you rip your arm off.
I wish for fire.
Granted, you are on fire.
I wish for more people to join the incident, but not too many
Granted. Too many people join the incident. NOT.
I wish for one more person, for coming in late.
Granted. I'm it. And I suck.
I wish I knew when and how to tell the person I like that I like them. Yeah. Teenagers ya know.
Granted, she slaps you anyways, I've seen ths happen to people.
TAZE!!!!
I wish for understanding and patience.
[spoiler=On A Side Note] Who said the gender? I didn't. HoW did you guess it was a she?[/spoiler]
The artist formerly known as bugfartboy
Unless you're gay and that's fine too.
Granted but only for yourself
I wish to be untazered.
Granted. But then I tazer you again.
[spoiler] I'm not thank you very much. [/spoiler]
I wish others understood me.
Granted, they realize that you're babbling mindlessly,
I wish for a stingray.
Granted. It stings me. I die. You cry. I'm happy to get away from you. :P
I wish I made sense.
Granted you did, a long, long time ago.
I wish for fish
Granted. I slap you! (ewww. Wet fishy smelling cat!!! *gag*
I wish for http://telepath.wikia.com/wiki/Leap.
Wish granted. You're able to Leap, however, you're now a TRPG enemy that will end up being killed by the Main.
I wish I already did my work.
Granted. All of your work was done before it was given to you, by a guy in China.
I wish that bugfartboy knew he wasn't alone. Seriously.
Granted. But he likes being alone and leaves the forums foorreevveerrrrrrrr. YAY!
I wish for shadow affinity.
Granted. Shadow affinity devours your negative emotions, leaving you with nothing but happiness, meaning you're a drooling idiot.
I wish for time.
Granted. It leaves you too.
I wish for jokes.
granted, they are making fun of you personally, ie you know that TAFKaBugfartboy, he's so short and dumb that this joke flew right over his head.
I wish for space
Granted. It's so small that you lose it.
I wish for peas to win world war eleven.
Granted. Humans have abandoned Earth by then, and 5 seconds later the Earth is consumed in the fiery inferno of the Red Dwarf known only as The Sun.
I wish for no taze.
granted, SHOOT THE DUCK!!!!!
I wish for a fish that is dead, fresh and cooked, nicely seasoned and on a plate, served only to me.
I'm not granting that. Get your own fish.
I wish for widespread vegetarianism.
Wish granted. However, you're turned into a cabbageling and somebody eats you.
I wish tomorrow was Saturday.
Granted. But after that is an eternal line of Mondays.
I wish for more dead cows.
Granted, they are diseased and thrown over the walls of your castle.
I fish for a wish
Granted. The wish escapes.
I wish for undead cows.
granted they eat you, yes they do that.
I wish for dead, but not gangrene cows.
Granted. You turn into Hannah Montana. (blech)
I wish for Cheese-Its.
Granted, you get so many they crush you.
I wish for a glass of coke.
Granted, You drown in it.
I wish for a mask.
Granted; it eats you.
I wish for more time.
Granted. You lose it.
I wish I had my iPod back.
Granted. It breaks.
I wish people would just go away when social cues told them to.
Granted. You leave.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted. 5 minutes later, you collapse from having drank 5 Monsters, 8 Red Bulls, and a bottle of caffiene pills, not to mention the Lao Meng duck you had last night.
I wish not to be tazed.
Granted. RUBBER BULLETS!!!!!!!!! A taste of your own medicine.
I wish for Bubble Tanks Arenas (http://www.kongregate.com/games/HeroInteractive/bubble-tanks-arenas) to have been made by me.
Granted, but for it to have been going to be made the the person that has been going to write the preceding sentence for a long long time, it would have to not have been made by the one who was to have originally made it.
I wish people would understand that sentence.
Granted. But they don't understand you.
I wish that I had a super power.
Granted. You can now walk on two legs, a super power among bugfarts and archpriests.
I wish for to win a debate.
Granted. You win by forfiet.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Don't we all... except for gay men, women, asexual humans, and people who've had frontal lobotomies.
I wish for achievement.
Granted. It eats you. (Wow. I feel really unoriginal today.)
I wish for ducks to crush duckling.
Granted. Some ducks randomly have a crush on Duckling, and I make out with ducks because I'm just that sort of person.
I wish TAFKabugfartboy understood the true value of immortality.
Granted. I understand that it is a bad idea for a human body.
I wish for God's return to be soon. (Corrupt it and be cursed)
Return from where? The first word in the Bible is "In", and the last is "everyone". I think that's all you really need. "God" is in everyone.
I wish for people to see that blind faith doesn't get you anywhere.
Granted. All aeithiests convert to Christianity.
I wish for people to see that to believe in something good is better than believing in nothing at all.
I believe that kittens are good, and because of your wish, so does everyone else.
I wish that buggy's last post made sense to me. I really do.
Granted. You understand that I was saying that believing in something greater is better for you and others. (I'm not going to corrupt that one. Go ahead and tazer me.)
I wish that I wouldn't need to explain myself everytime I make a religion related post.
You don't. What I meant was
QuoteGranted. All aeithiests convert to Christianity.
in response to
QuoteI wish for people to see that blind faith doesn't get you anywhere.
I wish I knew if buggy was saying that Christianity wasn't blind faith.
Really, try to keep it non-religious. We're here for fun, mainly, and this isn't the topic for a discussion, or for attempting to convert people.
No corruption, or wish. Tazer me at your own risk . . .
Granted.
I wish for the banana king!!
Wish granted. HE EATS YOU!
I wish for the Banana queen.
Granted. There are a whole lot of banana princes running around now, owning half of Saudi Arabia.
I wish for apples.
Granted. They are carniverous.
I wish that Charlie the Unicorn was true.
granted, horrible stuff happens to you.
I wish for you two to stop arguing about theology anywhere that we don't want it.
Granted. We go over to your house and argue back and forth while you sit at your computer. Yea I know where you live. Got a problem with it?
I wish for fire from heaven.
Granted. Everyone wants proof of their beliefs, or in my case, theories. Unfortunately, you were the only one that saw it.
I wish for fire from a fire-breathing tortoise.
Granted. It cooks you alive and eats you. Yes they do that.
I wish for a fire-breathing tortoise to eat a duck.
granted, that's why he leaves, yes Duckling is leaving, I hope you're happy.
I wish that Duckling wouldn't leave I'll miss him.
Granted, he never leaves, but his attitude changes. :'(
I wish for monkeys to rain from the sky into a radioactive zone.
Granted. They eat you. Yes they do that.
I wish for BZAP!!
Granted, TAZER THE PRIEST!!!!1!!!!
I wish for some grub... I'm hungry.
Granted. The grubs eat you alive.
I wish for nothing.
granted you are nothing
I wish for
Granted.
I wish for people to post in my blog.
granted pruneman comes back and posts crap.
I wish for my notebook to become unlost so that I can continue my story.
Granted. But it's broken.
I wish I had an acual Cowmancers Crown.
Granted. Your Cowmancer's Crown is acual, whatever that is.
I wish I had realized that leaving would make people sad, which would in turn make me feel guilty.
Granted, but I don't feel like corrupting potentially touching moments.
I wish for Brom to come back to the forum.
Ditto.
I wish for more cats to be adopted.
Granted, but they just feed them to their dogs.
I wish I would get more feedback in my strory. Whether good or bad.
Your story is terrible until you take your last post about the cats back!
I wish people wouldn't talk about hate crimes against cats.
Granted. Instead they acually do them.
I wish for niceness from im2smart4u.
Granted. He then proceeds to stalk you. And you're a terrible person, until you take back your anit-cat posts. It's not like I've ever said anything bad about dogs.
I wish people wouldn't commit hate crimes against cats, or do anything cruel, or unnecessarily deadly to them.
Granted, but because of that, cats take back their position of gods that they had centuries ago.
I wish for a position in the elite.
Granted. You are on Duke's basketball team, and you make it to the Elite Eight.
I wish for zzzs.
Granted. You accidentally cut yourself on one of them.
I wish Duckling would leave again.
Not granting that. How dare you! I feel the need to flame! Like, actual flame! You haven't even said that about im2samrt4u for goodness' sake. I mean, you're threatened to kill him, but that pales in comparison to leaving to forums. No, I can't take a joke if it's about me.
I wish people would leave me alone for a short while.
Granted. But it was only a joke. :P You overreact.
I wish for ducks and fish.
That sounds like a cat thing to say... did Holy Nameless put you up to this?
no.
I wish for ducks and fish
Granted. Just not me.
I wish for flashlight tag to be less painfully easy.
Granted. Everyone stops.
I wish for ducks and fish. No one ever granted my wish.
Granted. They fall on you.
I wish for a tazer.
TAZER!!!
I wish for fish and dish.
Granted, they hit you a second time when you're getting up. You should go to the hosptal. You might be concussed.
I wish for non-emos to survive.
Granted. But they get run over by a stuck that was being driven by an emo.
I wish for acne on everyone but me.
Are you just spiteful about your own? I have a worse skin condition, so don't be complaining. Every Thursday, at exactly 4:00 PM, my skin falls off in great clotted heaps. I wear my skin graft suit on Fridays, but it's starting to stink.
I wish for snooz.
Granted. I fall asleep while you stay eternally awake.
I wish for petri dishes.
Granted the STEM CELLS in your face that you might use to achieve immortality.... grow, and in the morning, you have twice as much face.
I wish more more snooz, for me.
Granted. You fall into eternal sleep and die of starvation.
I wish for harmless tacos.
Granted, but they are too spicy for you.
I wish for a nation of parakeets.
Granted. They love you so much that they cover you in fickle matter.
(Can you posts pic of your parakeet if possible? I love parakeets!)
I wish for my home planet to bring me home. I havn't seen bugopolis in sooooo long.
What is fickle matter? Is it matter that is indecisive as to whether it really wants to have positive mass, and retracts its decisions?
Or are you referring to fecal matter. There's a big difference.
I wish people would use the right word. Like, the phrase is "cover your bases", a baseball term, whereas many use the term "cover your basis", which is incorrect.
Granted. But everyone hates you.
Fickle matter is matter that you wouldn't normally mess with, in this case bird poo.
I wish for knowledge.
Granted. Everyone else has it, and you could too, but you ignore it in the name of religion.
I wish for no homework.
Granted. Instead you are required to stay at school for the rest of your life.
I wish for HOAM.
What is hoam or h.o.a.m? Or do you mean home?
I wish for 89.7
Granted, you cut yourself on one of it's sharp edges.
I wish for ZOOM.
Tell me what these mean. Do you mean ZOOM, the TV-show, that actively supported scientific theory?
If so, I'm all for it.
ish or he irst etter f very ord o e emoved.
Granted. I cant understand you and drop a giant letter "F" on you.
I didn't mean the show. Though I do remember it.
I wish for Sock covered ducks. Stinky sock covered ducks.
Too late. Tennis practise beat you to it.
I wish for more time in the evenings, that I can have.
Granted. But you somehow end up in my lap. (stupid bird!! Get out of here!!! Ohhh not on the carpet!!!) :P
I wish for Shadows Looming to be real and the character that is partially based off me BE me.
Granted. Then shadows start looming, and you know things are about to get tough.
I wish that I understood math better, and I could take Calculus during sophomore year.
Granted. But I move ahead several classes. Sigh.
I wish I had Algebra 2 this year so that I could be taking Pre-Calc my sophomore year.
Granted. Why didn't you do Geometry in middle school? Was it not offered?
I wish to be tazered.
TAZER!!! It was an advanced math class. I skipped a class, but not enough to get geometry in 8th grade. I do know like three people who did though.
I wish for a mini marimba.
Granted, but someone thinks you mean mbarini mima, and keels over in shock.
I wish for maple syrup.
Granted, you drown in it.
I wish you weren't prejudiced.
Against whom?
I wish people wouldn't assume to much.
Granted, instead they assume just the right amount and are right. You are prejudiced.
I wish for a total absense of ducks until I can calm down. Just got back from Gym.
I might leave if you spelled absence right. However, I might not. Against whom?
I wish for people to not hate on the duck. We have thoelogical conflicts regualarly. So be it.
Wish granted. No one hates on the duck anymore, because he has been banned from the forums.
I wish to be able to survive and function normally without ever having to eat or go to sleep.
Granted, but you feel the irisistable urge to stuff yourself and eventually die of a heart attack from all the junk food you would consume. Then we would all be very very sad. We would miss you and TRPG.
I wish for an immortal Craig.
Granted. Craig slowly accumulates wealth, knowledge, and power until he is omnipotent. Look what you've done.
I wish Craig wouldn't scare me like that.
Granted. Instead he scares you in a different way that's ten times scarier.
I wish for a Duck covered chocolate bar.
Granted. Duck covers the chocolate bar, and you can't see it.
I wish for no misdemeanors on my criminal record.
Granted. Instead you get thrown in jail without being told what for, violating your human rights. No one notices your disappearing and you stay locked in a high security prison forever.
I wish my sister would stop crying and throwing things around. My dad is sick of it and my mom is too.
Why is she?
I wish people wouldn't criticize young children for being what they are. (Depends on how old. 5-ish?)
Granted. Instead they don't care. She's eleven.
I wish my parents computer was virus free.
Granted. But then it gets AMS (antivirus malfuntion syndrome), which attacks the computer's white blood cells erm I mean antivirus software.
I wish people would get their heads, arms, and legs out of the gutter.
Granted. They sink into the sewer instead.
I wish for flaming pigeons. Aka the phoenix.
Granted. The rats are screwed.
I wish for flaming candles.
Granted. They burn you.
I wish for my dog to lose a healthy amount of weight without dying so that it would be very healthy.
What kind of dog?
I wish people wouldn't post wishes that I can't corrupt.
Wish Granted, this thread stops getting used.
I wish that I had more money.
Granted. Its a million US dollars. In nickels. In a giant tube you happen to be standing in. Ouch. Where'd he go?
I wish for more feedback on my poem in my blog.
Way to freaking read alex rider books, buggy.
And no.
I wish people wouldn't use others' ideas without adding to them.
granted, sixty percent of the forum disappears.
I wish for a nice stingray that is inedible and will not sting anyone.
Granted. It, unfortunately, falls ill and explodes.
I wish to be tazered, because I didn't remember to post my wish the 1st time around.
Granted. I smother you in nickels too. What's the matter? It's not like the idea is copyrighted? It's the book that's copyrighted.
I wish for others to accept me.
Granted. 2 others accept you. Probably your parents.
I wish for a coffee table in the room. Seriously, the guy should have gone under the coffee table and waited until cleanup came around, and beat up the guys, and left.
Granted. You break it.
I wish for a Varsity Victory in my schools football team in the next game without cheating, unfair refs, or lasting harm to any of the players, with no one hating them.
Those must be some darn powerful genies you're wishing to, that's all I can say.
I wish MNoG was up.
Granted. No one knows or cares what it is.
I wish that I had an iPhone without having to pay any fees or charges for service or WiFi.
Granted. With one caveat: you must become a celebrity first and endorse both Apple and Verizon.
I wish to be tazered.
TAZER!!!
I wish for Cygnus to be real.
Granted. The facebook post happens, are we're all Cultists until a Psy comes along and kicks his butt.
I wish to rave against the machine. (It's the Man's machine. That's I have to rave against it)
Wish Granted. The world is now filled with hippies. (No offense, hippies.)
I wish people would find it difficult to corrupt this wish.
Granted. But then they succeed and the next thing you know, your running from a pack of rabid ducks. >:)
I wish for a pack of rabid ducks that would obey my every command but would never hurt, kill, or affect me in any direct or indirect way.
Granted. You murmur suicidal thoughts while asleep and the ducks go off and spasm to death, so confuzzled are they.
I wish for no taze.
Granted. You get haunted by the ghosts of rabid ducks.
I wish the world would stop drinking bottled water.
Granted. Instead we drink water from glass jugs sold in just the same way as bottled water.
I wish that I had my own wandering shadow. That would be soooo cool.
You do, it's just that your computer isn't able to process shadow effects on the forums.
I wish Buggy would have his "wish-every-five-posts" power revoked.
Granted. Instead it becomes every other wish.
I wish that shadows loved me.
Granted. So many shadows follow you around that you never feels the sunshine again.
Because it's your first time failing, I'll excuse you. But forget to post a wish and it gets you a TAZE.
I wish that fire was dark.
Granted.
God said "Let there be fields, an electrical field and a magnetic field." And there were fields, and it was good. And God said "Let the electrical and magnetic fields have zero divergence. And let the curl of the electrical field be the change of the magnetic field with respect to time." And it was so. And God said "Let the curl of the magnetic field be the product of the permittivity and permeability of the void with the change of the electrical field with respect to time."
Because of that, light has negative energy, and fire is dark.
I wish that people wouldn't assume light was easy to create.
Granted. Instead they believe that God created light with just a sentence.
I wish you wouldn't make things so complicated.
Granted, but I dipute the meaning of the word so, and as such, make things a little less complicated. Do you honestly not go with the whole electromegnetic theory because it conflicts with your belief?
I wish Buggy would answer.
Granted. But with an answer that puts all your long and meaningless theories to shame.
I wish for pain on others that I don't care about that doesn't hurt me, love from those whom I love without hurting me, and respect from those who don't respect me without hurting me.
Granted they all die, now what, well we're screwed.
I wish for no more science/religion debate, just get along and coexist.
Granted. But you then we hurt you. Maybe the debates are healthy?
I wish to be taken seriously.
You are, the sciences of biology, paleontology, anthropology, and medicine collapse and are replaced with blind faith. (I am not choosing sides, I am saying that if religion prevailed over science there would be problems, the same goes if science prevails over religion.)
I wish for a monkey.
Granted. It's a rabid howler monkey.
I wish for world peace. (Yea, right.)
Then the aliens come and earth is ripe for the plucking.
I wish for cats to rule the world.
Granted. They rule your world.
I wish that I would die after performing tomorrow. I wish that I would just sit down andy heart would stop beating and my lungs stop breathing.
Not Granted. Why? What are you performing at?
I wish Bugfartboy is okay.
Granted, how could you?? TAZER THE SHADOW!!!!!
I wish for holy war to be revived.
Lots of people die.
Quotehow could you??
I wish THN would tell me what he means.
Granted but I whisper so you cant hear.
I wish for the game Holy war! The RP! To be necroposted in.
Granted. But you die for having no heart.
And bugfartboy is going to be fine. He's just going through a 24-hour depression.
I wish I was okay.
Granted. You were.
I wish for warm, but not burned, hands.
Granted. Random hobos try to warm their hands on yours.
I wish there were unicorns in space...
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kevinbolk/sucks-to-be-luigi-past-lives
Granted. Ome loses it's horn, it falls to earth, and impaled you.
I wish LethalLaurie would join the New Sinister Design Forums tomorrow.
Granted. Presentiment hacks her account.
I wish you wouldn't tell me to get my facts straight.
1)Taze
2)LethalLaurie was a she. >:(
I wish that Duckling would get his facts straight.
Granted. Science is now much more confusing.
I wish I wouldn't get tazed.
Granted. Instead you get slapped. SLAP.
I wish that when I pass gas, it gave me telekinetic powers.
Granted. The world decides to stop up the other end; that's just too much power for one person.
I wish you weren't :-*
Granted, but then I become.
I wish that the :-* smiley weren't becoming so popular. :-*
Granted. You go back to being a :-\.
I wish World Domination 5 wasn't doomed.
Granted. It's already destroyed.
I wish that Frontier (http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/frontier) were more popular.
Granted, but only if you support St. Kitts and Nevis while I'm gone.
I wish not to be tazered.
Taze.
I wish my sister weren't such a brat.
Granted; she's not such a brat -- she's more of a brat than such.
I wish you wouldn't taze people just 'cause you felt like it.
Granted. Instead I taze whenever I feel like it.
I wish that Duckling weren't such a cheater.
Cheater? Me?
I wish for no false accusations.
Granted. Instead the accusations are 100% true.
I wish Duckling would quit making his posts white
Granted. Instead they are gray.
I wish for friendlier cats.
Granted. But now all dogs hate Demon Princes of Math in duck form.
I wish that my schools rival had lost tonight. Grr.
Granted, but then you don't wish it because it happened, so everything goes back to normal. Don't try to alter the past. Bad things happen; my version is the happy version.
I wish for a mass burning of "Of Pandas and People". The lack of intelligent thinking and the mockery of modern science it presents are offensive.
Granted, then the author hunts you down and reads it to you while you are tied up. You are put in an insane asylum for crazed mumblings.
I wish for a lifetime supply of mountain dew.
Granted, you drink it all and your heart gives out from exhaustion due to all the caffeine.
I wish for more eight legged cats.
Granted, then you feel you have betrayed your species by implying that 4 legged cats are simply not good enough.
I wish for an apple pie.
Quote from: Mopman on November 27, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Granted, then you feel you have betrayed your species by implying that 4 legged cats are simply not good enough.
Actually I am an eight legged cat.
Granted steaming hot.. Right in your face.
I wish for a stingray.
Granted, then you are killed by enraged fans of the crocodile hunter.
I wish for you to not be an eight legged cat.
Granted, I am a sixteen legged cat.
I wish to have an immortal stingray.
Granted, then you go the same way as steve irwin.
I wish for you to be a four legged cat.
Yes! Vengeance-upon-duck-haters time!!
I wish for retransformation.
Granted. TAZE. You didn't grant the previous posters wish.
I wish people wouldn't read the rules and not follow them.
Granted. I wouldn't read the rules, and I wouldn't follow them.
I wish people would get their grammar straight.
Granted. But they hate you for making them get it straight.
I wish you had corrupted my last wish and this wish was unnessesary.
But I inferred that you meant you wanted people to not "read the rules and not follow them", and thus contradicted the wish in my granting, thus corruption. Now, I have corrupted your present wish by beating you to the punch.
I wish people would get their facts straight, at least.
Granted. Something happens.
You said that people wouldn't read the rules and wouldn't follow them, which is exactly what I wished for. Thus, you failed to corrupt my wish.
I wish you wouldn't overthink things and believe yourself always right.
Granted. I don't overthink things, and I continue believing myself always right. I KNOW that's not what you meant.
I wish people would stop trying to refute my arrogance brilliance.
Granted. Instead of trying, they succeed.
I wish I had nearly impossibly strong telepathic abilities.
Sorry, but that's nearly impossible.
I wish people wouldn't expect so much from the genie.
Granted. Instead the genie mocks them with their wishes that are very far under his/her power.
I wish that I could control minds.
Actually, I implanted that thought in your head.
I wish for an acute lack of zombies.
Granted. Instead there is an obtuse presence of zombies. And they're on you lawn. Time to get your sunflowers, sun-shrooms, puff-shrooms, wall-nuts or tall-nuts, peashooters, re-peaters, coffee beans, snow peas, and spikeweed ready. It's gonna be a long five levels with 10 stages each. Mwahahaha. Dontcha love Plants Vs. Zombies (http://www.popcap.com/extras/pvz/)?
I wish for the yeti zombie to appear on my iPod version of the aforementioned game.
Granted, it turns out to be twice as hard as the final boss. It eats you.
I wish for a piece if cake.
Granted, but not cake, so not piece.
(Logic one-up)
I wish we had moderators again...
Granted. They ban you.
I wish that the scenarios in Plants Vs. Zombies were real. I love my corn cob cannons, pea shooters and sunflowers.
Granted; after 60 waves, you run out of space and upgrades. After 314 waves, the zombies are powerful enough to overrun your plants and eat your face.
I wish for acceptance of the theory of gravity.
Wish granted, everyone accepts that it's just a theory. So, nobody believes it's concrete fact anymore.
I wish that people's disagreements over religion didn't leak into other topics.
Granted. They just stay in the topics in which they are generated.
I wish that the theory of evolution was generally accepted.
Granted. But everyone realizes it's just a theory and decide to ignore it.
I wish that Hell was cold.
Granted. You get a nice, good dose of the now freezing Hell, just to show you that you should have left it alone.
I wish the mods came back.
Granted. They ban you.
I wish that hell was it's normal unbearable heat again.
Granted. You're still in it.
I wish I couldn't be banned.
Granted. Instead Craig deletes your account.
I wish that monsters really were under your bed.
Granted. They work for me, and I send them to terrify you.
I wish I had access to Craig's account.
Granted, He keeps a virus on it to harm any who get on it besides him.
I wish you would come out of hiding.
Granted. I come out of hiding when Craig disables the hiding system, thus forcing you out too.
I wish I knew every password of every regular member of the forum.
Granted. But there are no members ever registered.
I wish that hot chocolate came from the number 99.
Granted. I forward you a PM with a bunch of 99 on it, and hot chocolate floods out of it, burning your face and flooding your house.
I wish I could play anything I wanted on my cello.
Granted. But it sounds so bad that an angry mob puts you in prison without due process.
I wish that the 99 wouldn't flood my house.
Granted. Instead, they caused it to collapse and break apart due to all of the hot chocolate in it.
I wish I could compose good music.
Granted. But it's out of style.
I wish that my piano teacher would stop flattering me by giving me large amounts of pieces to learn.
Granted. Instead, they flatten you, by giving you WAY too many pieces to learn.
I wish people would show be where, on a soul, the nerve endings are that would sense heat.
PAGE 100!!
Granted, but who ever said souls need nerves to sense heat?
I wish I could clone any one person of my choice and have them completely loyal to me.
Granted. You accidentally clone G.W.B.
I wish you would explain how heat can be sensed without nerve endings, as heat is the level of motion on a molecular level. If souls are immaterial, then how can there be any heat that souls are capable of sensing? Religion just doesn't make sense to me when I pick it apart.
Granted, you stop posting the argument here and thereby spamming.
I wish for fish with my ish fish wish dish.
Well, you didn't grant my wish, so I won't grant yours.
I wish that logical insight and reasonable debate wasn't seen as spamming.
Granted. Instead It's seen as spamming.
I wish that you would drop the complaining Ducky.
Unfortunately, I have no complaining Ducky to drop. Perhaps you meant to put in a comma?
I wish that I could wish whatever the heck I wanted, and have my wish granted before corrupted, instead of simply ignored or denied.
Wish granted. With that wish granted, you wish for a new car. It appears 2 feet above your head. Gravity is still in effect.
I wish I could watch a world class symphony orchestra.
Granted. But you are deaf and blind.
I wish that everyone would hear the Gospel within the next two days so we can get off this once beautiful, ever dying, planet we call earth.
Granted. Unfortunately, many don't believe it.
I wish I had time to finish my Two Academies entry.
Granted. But sadly, The Two Academies died along with most of this forum.
It doesn't matter if try believe it. They just need to hear it.
I wish that batteries never died.
Granted. Batteries now have immortal souls. You have uncovered the origins of religion.
I wish people wouldn't be so pessimistic. Earth IS NOT DYING.
Granted, then we move to Mars... which is dying at the moment.
I wish that I would preform well in the musical concert coming up.
Granted everyone else makes you sound bad.
I wish people would stop making unsupported claims.
Granted. They make completely supported claims that obliterate certain "Theories" that are currently being discussed. *cough* evolution *cough*
I wish that you would drop it and leave the games alone, Namelesskitty and Duckling.
Granted, they drop the ball... thanks to you.
I wish that every one of the string orchestra players that I' am performing with would do great... oh, and I would too.
Granted. You do so great that your orchestra director decides to play a full symphony piece. The new brass, woodwinds, and percussion ruin the group.
I wish I had unlimited time to post.
Granted. But everyone beats you. :o
I wish that I were a dead bug similar to the dead cow but in bug form.
Granted. You are a dead bug. You are dead. 5 months later, I grind your dead body to dust.
I wish I could play the flute solo in "Dead and Forgotten" on my cello. (Dead and Forgotten is the crypt theme music)
Granted. But you never said for you to play it WELL. You suck at it and give up music forever. (You play cello?)
I wish that those on the forums who play a musical instrument would tell me.
Granted. Everyone else who plays an instrument sends you a pm all at once, causing your user to crash.
I wish I could play the xylophone. And yes, I do play cello.
Granted. But not as well as me. Yes, I play piano and other mallet instruments, including the xylo.
I wish that my user wouldn't crash.
Granted. It doesn't crash, but Craig thinks it does, so he deletes it.
I wish I could play all five Bach Cello suites for memory, and play them at a professional level.
Granted. But no-one cares.
I wish that Craig wouldn't delete my account.
Granted. Instead, KZ does.
I wish I didn't have to preform a skit tomorrow.
Granted. Instead it's right now. What skit?
I wish that KZ, Craig, Ert, or the other admin (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1) wouldn't delete my account.
Granted. Presentiment hacks the forum and deletes your account for the fun of it.
I wish I get full points for my skit.
A skit is a short play, only not so fancy. Basically, we act, use a few props, wear name tags, and try not to tear down the plastic curtains that are taped to the walls.
Granted. You get full negative points on it though. I know what a skit is. Inkeant what is it about?
I wish for great acting abilities.
Granted. Everyone else you act with sucks, so no one really pays any attention to you.
I wish I scored a perfect score on my end of course test. By perfect, I mean I get every question correct.
My skit is about Ulysses after the Trojan War.
Granted. But so everyone else bombs (fails epicly) and the teacher punishes the entire class (including you).
I wish my band teacher would gain a moderate amount of height. He's a little short.
Granted. He gains a moderate amount of height. Somewhere around 5 or so feet. He is really clumsy from the sudden growth spurt, so he ends up knocking over and breaking your xylophones.
I wish everyone a good night.
Wish Granted! Everyone has a good night. So good, in fact, nobody wakes up.
I wish to survive.
Granted. But your goldfish doesn't.
I wish for no school because I know everything they can possibly attempt to teach me.
Granted. You don't get a job because youhave no degree
I wish for more school, I want a good job.
Granted. But you drop out before you get your degree.
I wish to join the dark side, they have masks:
[spoiler](http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc436/bugfartboy/Sinister%20Design%20Forums/JointheDarkSide.jpg)[/spoiler]
Granted, you are drawn badly on lined paper.
I wish to win the advisory photo-scavenger-hunt-off, we did so well, oh please let us win.
Granted. But your reward is giving your principal 100 dollars.
Are you making fun of my drawing?
I wish that the mods would return but not delete/ban my account.
Granted they tell us to ignore anything you post.
I wish for more LOLcats
Granted, as long as you enlighten Buggy to the fact that we don't have a principal.
I wish that Holy Nameless wouldn't start debates and pick at the scab, so to speak. I also wish Buggy wouldn't ask us to stop arguments he started. Can we have peace in Corrupt a Wish?
TAZE. Only one wish per post. You'll overwhelm the genie. And I don't always start the conversation.
I wish that you all would quit picking at the scab of the conversation.
So now the conversation is a scab? Great. If you can leave it alone, I will only talk about it in "What's your religion?" and "Post your theo..."
I wish for.
Granted. You go on your period. And here I am thinking you were a boy. :P
I wish for war and peas.
Sorry; the genie is somewhat pacifist.
I wish people wouldn't make sex jokes.
Granted. Instead they make jokes so obscene that the forum gets shut down.
On the old forums, this kind of talk was not discouraged as strongly.
I wish for lore and peas.
Once upon a time, there was a brave little pea... (It's a Finish your own Adventure)
I wish for 3/16'' screws not being in my wall.
Granted, but then screwballs talking about 3:16 come into your room.
I wish for a taco.
Sorry, the genie only has burritos.
I wish for a howitzer. The dog breed.
Granted. The genie makes it eat your mouth for dictating what it does and does not have. Shame on you, Ducky.
I have no wish for the genie. It is stressed.
The genie feels rejected. Maybe you can give an unconjurable gift to the genie to make it feel better.
I wish that it was Give a Genie a Hug Day.
Granted, the genie hates hugs.
I wish for a piece if cake.
Granted. The genie likes cake, and takes it. The genie feels better now.
I wish that pieces of eight were in my pocket.
Wish granted; you have the pieces of eight different human corpses, and are arrested and convicted of multiple murders.
I wish for more snow!
I do, too. *Sigh*....
I wish for freezing rain.
Wish granted. The rain freezes, and turns to hail.
I wish not to have to wish to corrupt a wish.
And I corrupt your wish not to have to wish a wish to corrupt a wish pointing out that you don't. I do that for you.
I wish that the difference between freezing rain and hail were clear to all; I do hope it is with you, and that you were just corrupting.
Wish granted. Yes; everyone knows. But, to annoy you, we all pretend we don't.
I wish for invisibility, that I can turn on or off.
Granted. You, out of the two options you gave, recieve invisibility that you can turn off, not the kind you can turn on.
I wish more people played Take Something Literally 2.
Wish granted. So many people play it, they don't have much time left for doing something else, and the world is destroyed (including you).
I wish things in Telepath were real.
Granted, but Cerzak becomes the new Mr. Hawaii. Without steroids.
I wish for heat not exceeding 1000 calories / sq. foot.
Granted... you were exceeding 2000 / sq foot.
I wish that he did not steal the last taco.
Granted. He steals all of the tacos except the last. The last one gets stepped on.
I wish I get a perfect score on all of my finals.
Granted; you did, but everyone forgot. Try using the corect tense next time, if you please.
I wish I could remember to post a wish.
Granted, but guess what? TAZE!
I wish that my taco was not stolen, rotten, or dirty in any way and that I got to eat it.
Wish granted. You know what I'm going to say, don't you? It was poisoned.
I wish for a dish of fish that can not harm anyone in any way, that I do not eat, nor touch, see, smell, or be within 60000 metres without moving at all.
Granted. You are within 60000 meters without moving at all.
I wish people would take their sentence construction seriously.
Granted. You commi suicide, as your only purpose is to correct sentence construction. I should have seen that error, though.
I wish for Order.
Granted. You Order some lo mein noodles.
I wish for a bit of Chaos.
Wish granted. Your house is broken into and trashed.
I wish to be the unbeatable and uncontested ruler of All That Exists!
Granted. Everything stops existing for fear of what might happen if it continues to.
I wish that people would recognize my governmental post. I am fully qualified for the job I occupy; I even have an Evil Prime Minister.
(My job is Galactic Lord, and I mow lawns during the summer)
Granted. People recognize your post, and assassinate you once they realize who you are.
I wish I could play Capriccio Espagnol perfectly on my cello.
(P.S. Where's the tense error?)
Granted. You could if you were better.
You probably wish you had gotten a perfect score...
I wish for the next person's reply to be after I finish editing this wish in.
Granted, TAZER FOR NO INITIALLY POSTING A WISH!!!!!
I wish for a cherry Danish (the food) or some other sort of food that is yummy.
Edible Danish people are good with cherries. You'll have to be more specific than "(the food)"; Danish people are food for jaguars, lions, tigers, and grizzly bears. Girl Scout cookies are good, too. Made with real girl scouts.
I wish that no one would speak Afrikaans on the forums.
Granted but everyone starts speaking العربية
I wish I wasn't the only Arabic speaker on the forum.
Granted -- you weren't. But now you are.
Jeg taler ikke et ord af Dansk.
You wished for nothing so you get sent into an endless oblivion for all eternity.
I wish for an IQ increase of 20.
Wish granted. Problem is, your IQ is still low and people laugh at you.
I wish the TRPG series games will be bug-free.
Wish granted; Craig removes shadow bugs.
I wish to be unable to sustain harm to my body
Granted. You are harmed intermittently, and you can't sustain it.
I wish for Psych to be on tonight.
Wish granted. PSYCH! HAHAH!
I wish to be perfect!
Granted. You are so perfect that your left arm is more perfect than your right arm, because you are infinitely perfect, and because infinity plus 1 equals infinity, and n + 1 > n, your right arm is less perfect than your left, and there is an inmperfection in your perfection. So much ofr that.
I wish four five six seven....
Fine but 7 ate you.
Don't you know 789?
I wish for a moderate amount of happiness to be bestowed unto me.
Wish granted, A moderate amount of happiness is bestowed unto you in the form of a car. This makes you moderately happy. However, when you try to start it, a large amount of unhappiness is bestowed unto you in the form of a bomb attached to the underside of the car. Merry christmas!
I wish for the ice to melt!
Granted, all of Earth's ice melted, and thus glaciers now only exist in fairy tales.
I wish girls would stop using "Bieber" as their last name on sites like Facebook.
They would, if Justin Bieber didn't exist, or DIED IN INFANCY.
Pardon me.
I wish for 100C.
Graned. However, 1 year later you were robbed.
I wish I had 9999 posts.
Granted. You did. But then you spammed subconsciously, and had your postcount removed.
Quote from: Duckling on December 27, 2010, 08:21:23 PM
Granted. You did. But then you spammed subconsciously, and had your postcount removed.
No I mean
WITHOUT spamming.
Also, make A wish in the next POST, I didn't see a wish.
Ditto.
And I meant that you got to 9999, but then spammed in Gen. Discussion and had it taken away.
I wish people would not be Hypocrates.
Granted. In the year 99999 however, it came back.
I wish you a merry christmas.
ITS NOT CHRISTAMS!
I wish that I new Dark Vortex.
Granted. You use Dark Vortex and kill several people with the collateral damage. You are tried for murder and given the lethal injection.
I wish I could come up with a new user name.
Granted. You could. But you don't.
I wish my copy of Flash CS4 wasn't screwy and didn't not respond to keyboard input.
Granted. It is now EVEN MORE SCREWY! AHAHA!
I wish i wore Hellion's mask.
Granted, and "i" looks something like this:
[spoiler=If you are unable to see the attachment](http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6.0;attach=369;image)[/spoiler]
I wish for a Cube of Purpleness.
Granted. You throw it away because it is too purple.
I wish Tastidian would just commit suicide.
Granted. He blows himself up with shockwave. You are killed along with the rest of your team in the blast.
I wish I had the pre-order of TSoG.
Granted. It is actually and adult film.
I wish Nelis never existed but I existed and killed Cerzak but let Grotuis live doing that.
Granted. Nelis never existed. It was all a dream....
I wish people wouldn't let this thread die.
Granted. They let it die. ;)
I wish for food.
Granted. You don't get any. ;)
I wish people would corrupt wishes, instead of blatantly not granting them.
Granted. Everyone starts spamming.
I wish I had Pyro Hail And Inferno Shield On TSoG. (I'm playing on a diffrent data.)
Wish granted. An Ice Age comes.
I wish that TVtropes wasn't so addicting.
Well, it wasn't, and they tried running the site like that, but then it collapsed. So that's why they made it addicting.
I wish for snooze.
Granted. It Fails.
I wish It snows.
P.S. I hace Pyro Hail And Inferno Shield Now.
There is no way I'm corrupting that until hell the East Coast freezes over.
I wish for this post not to be deleted. This time, I only used the word for comic effect.
Granted. You don't delete it. You modify it.
I wish for myself to be smarter so im2smart4u could change his forum name.
Oh, he'd never change it. ;D
I wish for a God first impression.
Granted. You got shocked.
I wish Presintement would go back to the grave.
Granted. Sorry, I can't corrupt that one.
I wish for kitten power!
Granted. You go on a killing spree and a cop named Barry killed you. (Watch the Killing Spree Series)
I wish I was smarter than Im2smart4u.
Granted. But he's still 2smart4u.
I wish for piglet power!
Granted. Pork is now hazardous to human health.
I wish that I hadn't remained inactive in this thread so long.
Granted. You remain inactive in other threads for a longer time.
I wish I won my chess tournament.
Granted. But they disqualify you for cheating.
I wish Duckling hadn't taken over my job as corrupting genie.
Granted. But you become the corrupted genie.
I wish I had a clone to ace my exams.
Granted. He learns how to shoot a target a hundred miles away with his eyes closed and pumps your exam full of lead from a mile away.
I wish that I could consciencely manipulate the flow and form of energy at will.
Granted. You become an electrician.
I wish that I could find a way to keep my MC on top...
Granted. You throw it in the ocean and it floats away from you. :P
I wish that we could all get along.
We could, and we have for quite a few weeks now. Don't jinx it.
TAZE!!! Ha! Yes! It still capitalizes my TAZEs when I type it!
I wish that there was no such thing as a jinx.
Granted. Instead, there are Hexes, of the Jonah variety.
I wish for Dr. Who to be less addicting.
Granted. You then watch Dr.Horrible.
I wish I knew what bronze golems look like.
Granted,
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090405205602/telepath/images/3/3d/Bronze_Golem.png)
but it chops you in half.
I wish for my game programming skizzles to be mad.
Granted. They turn mad, but then they turn happy and.. EAT YOU!
I wish I knew what to do right now.
Granted. That's why you posted.
I wish that I knew how to make Lady Gaga cry. (If you can find the right answer, you have my congratulations)
Granted. She :'( and Kills You With Her Knife.
I wish to insert smilies like a Trinitti.
Never heard of it.
I wish people had known that the answer was "P-P-P-Poke 'er face!"
Granted. Now everyone knows.
I wish I owned a real HK-47.
Granted. You shoot yourself like displayed in the picture.
I wish I could draw better.
Granted. You can now draw better than you can write.
I wish I could refer to HeadShot as HS instead...
Granted. You lose....
I wish my picture was Rated M Instead of T.
Granted. You are banned for having an M rated picture on the forum.
I wish I preform perfect on my upcoming concert.
Granted. However, you get shot by the meanest kid in your school but kill him back. Happy Birthday!
I wish I had a horse.
Oh yeah about this:
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/banned.gif)
Haha!
Granted. You fall off and break your neck.
I wish I could get some sleep.
Granted. But it's not worth it. Join the club, yogc. I think most if us here want sleep but don't feel like we need it. I do anyways.
I wish for my parents to let me upgrade my Dragon Fable (http://www.dragonfable.com/) account.
Granted, but your account gets hacked.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted. They do, but you say, "It tasted like P00P! Imma kill tha person who made this"!
I wish that every Presentimation account is (http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/banned.gif)
EDIT: Dang. Chrono Posted Faster.
Granted. But you spelled his name wrong. So he gets off scot free.
I wish for Invader Zim.
Granted. He comes, but on the gigantic ancient spaceship that is Mercury rolling over the Earth.
I wish I could have a PSP.
Granted. I steal it back. :D
I wish I owned everything in the world, and I MEAN EVERYTHING!
Granted. Everyone kills you for owning them. That includes me.
I wish I could ban HS for making me get tired of his
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/banned.gif)
so quickly.
Granted. But you get a somewhat crappy lame avatar too.
No offense at all intended to HeadShot.
I wish for today's show to be brought to you by the letter "~".
Granted. Today's show is "~~~~~~~" and you can't tell what it is. You give up and change the channel.
I wish I could animate picture signatures by myself.
Granted. But no one likes them.
I wish the best towards (I'm not gonna say who unless he gives his permission.)
Granted. He drains all of your luck and you fall into a drain, causing your fire to die out.
I wish I had a shock gun (not a taser)
Granted. But it's faulty to the point that it shocks/overloads any robot holding/near it.
I wish for toast. I'm hungry at 10:57 pm of all times!
Granted but you overtoast the bread and burn it, making it inedible.
I wish to have a thousand wishes.
Granted. I take 999 of your wishes.
I wish to be 1337.
Granted. You get banned.
I wish for moolps.
Granted. You died.
I wish I had more kittens.
Granted. THN kitty takes them all.
I wish I could bring my dog with me.
Granted. Namelesskitty comes back. Just great. Now look what you've done. :P
I wish for stupid chicken.
Granted. It's bleeding.
I wish to
move
my post.
Granted. Now it can't be re-moved.
I wish I could control my personalities.
Granted. But that's a useless wish. Robots aren't supposed to have feelings.
I wish for a corrupted wish.
Granted and corrupted and granted and corrupted and granted and.... Systems failing, master!
I wish you could stop seeing me as just HK-47. He is merely my avatar.
Granted. Now you are your avatar.
Me wishes for my own little Moglin. They're just so cute and adorable and have healing powers.
Granted. They murder you.
I wish Fyer changed his icon.
Granted. He becomes Sniper Rifle.
I wish to be a good artist.
Granted. You paint on Craig Stern and you can just guess what he does. (HINT: This is MADNESS!)
I wish I had a Kitty Sniper Rifle Icon.
Granted. Upon downloading the icon on your computer, your computer overheats and crashes.
I wish I wasn't flat footed.
Granted. Instead you have clubbed feet.
I wish that Badmitton was the US national sport.
Granted, but no one plays it since everyone prefers badminton over "Badmitton".
I wish for a haven for animals.
Granted. Mean HK robots built by a "Chrono" destroy it and then people from Animals Be Folks Also (The ABFA) sue you this "Chrono" for it.
I wish for Xan to work for me.
Granted, but your computer crashes and all your files have been deleted.(http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/Themes/default/images/bbc/spoiler.gif)
I wish :-* didn't mean "Kiss".
Granted. Instead it means smooch.
The Xan I am referring to is the manianical Pyromancer off of DragonFable.
I wish I knew who here has played DragonFable.
Granted. I will have you know that I didn't play past level 10.
I wish I could have less projects to finish.
Granted. Instead you have more.
I wish I knew who had a Dragon Guardian DragonFable account upgrade.
No one. It's not worth it. Play Starfighter: Disputed Galaxy instead. It's a better game.
I wish Dr. Who wasn't so addicting.
Granted. To help you with that, your TV breaks down and all streaming videos become unavailable.
I wish Duckling wouldn't repeat his posts.
Granted. He never posts here again.
I love Disputed Galaxy. But it's near impossible for me to play it. My keyboard sticks when I play certain flash games. It's one of them. :(
I wish for a monkey that will not harm me or anyone else in any way. Not even indirectly.
Granted. It is a dead monkey.
I wish for Flint to be :-\.
Too late.
I wish Fyer would tell me what rank he is and how he came to love the game if his keyboard sticks.
Granted. Uberkids kill you.
I wish I was Pico.
Granted, but you get rolled over by the NG tank.
I wish that files couldn't get corrupted.
Granted. Now they get twice corrupted.
I wish Chrono didn't make things impossible in Fazan Game.
Granted. Instead, he makes things extremely difficult.
I wish for an extremely fast computer immune to any viruses.
Granted. It may be immune. But that doesn't mean that it's not vulnerable to the virus that was programmer into it at it's construction.
I wish Toby Mac was an even more awesome artist. Wait. That can't happen. It's impossible for him to be a more awesome musical artist.
Granted. He got popular.
I wish Fyer stopped posting after me.
Granted. I don't care.
I wish that newbies would be a bit more thinky.
Granted. You give them that advice, but they spam your inbox for questions.
Granted. ERROR. WISH NOT FOUND. SYSTEM FALIURE. DELETING HEADSHOT!
I wish for a present.
Granted. It's mine.
I wish for brownies.
Granted. They are not Brownies. Instead, they are Bombs that look like brownies. :D
I wish I made a wish 2 posts ago.
Granted. But it didn't get corrupted.
I wish for hill.
Granted. It CRUSHES YOU! BWAHAHA!
I wish Fyer was actually fire.
Granted. You burn in my eternal and endless Firey power.
I wish for flames.
Granted in your fireplace.
I wish for eternal life. Or maybe a little shorter than that.
Granted. Enjoy Hell.
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Granted. WTF FYER HAS NP WOSH MAKE YOUR WISH WITHOUTNUMBERS OKAY?
I wish Fyer made a Wish.
Granted. But it's in binary. Still. MWAHAHAHA!!!
01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110
Hint: Do not spam.
I wish Fyer was not a Spammer!!!!!!!!
Granted. But you are.
I wish that someone would translate this:
01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110
Granted. STOP THIS ONCE OR I'LL REPORT THOSE POSTS!
I wish Fyer stopped.
Granted. He did, in a parallel universe. Fortunately, spam posting has a half-life.
I wish Fyer would explain to me exactly why eternal life means I'm going to Hell. I can't die. Therefore, no Hell.
Granted. He hacked on to your account and insulted everyone.
I wish Ente Emu meant something in english.
Wish granted. Ente Emu now means 'something in English'.
I wish that I wished for another wish so that I could wish for this wish.
Granted. No wish easily found.
I wish to be a Saviour.
Granted. But you spammed to get there and are now banned.
I wish for mish in a lish and not a fish.
Granted. I take it.
Quote from: Fyer on January 18, 2011, 05:23:22 PM
Granted. But you spammed to get there and are now banned.
THAT is not what I meant.
I wish I actually had time to explain the PM you sent me.
Granted. But you are still banned from your last wish. And it's Corrupt a Wish. It doesn't matter if it's what you meant. And you never corrupted my last wish. TAZE!!
I wish for unharming Fyer.
Granted. Fyer gets put out.
I wish I could talk to "Buggy" and not "Fyer".
Granted. But Buggy doesn't want to talk to you. He's deep asleep. You don't want to wake him up. Then he gets grumpy. And a grumpy buggy is a very bad thing.
Me wishes for Sneevils.
Unfortunately, the genie won't grant wishes by Me this post. Just by the previous poster.
I wish for less sleep deprivation.
Granted. You got to sleep and never wake up.
I wish for my own, totally loyal to me, army of Sneevils that do my will.
Granted, Ebilsneezer. Now shush about those things.
I wish for the nonexistence of Vashda Nerada. I'm scared.
Granted. But the genie doesn't want to grant and/or corrupt that wish.
I wish for a PrideMaster that doesn't want to harm/kill me at all.
I wish you would stop DragonFable spamming. Yes, it's spam.
Granted. TAZE!
I wish you would answer the question,"What's your problem?"
Granted. I don't have one. DragonFable is the problem. That game ate up way too much of my time when I was younger, and I hate it for it.
I wish you didn't dredge up old childhood memories.
Granted. Instead you are as in love with it as I like it. Sucks to be you! And don't hate on a game. You always had the choice to leave it.
I wish for a Skull Staff of Doom (http://www.dfwiki.com/index.php/SkullStaff_of_Doom). Oops. Already have one. I wish I could upgrade it without needing to upgrade my account.
Wish granted; it's totally free, so nobody pays anymore and it is shut down.
I wish for a shrunken head, that was not my own.
Granted. It's your other head named Tealfist. You are an insanely powerful being right? Then why wouldn't you have two heads?
I wish for 3:00 pm.
Granted. ITS 4:34.
I wish to be offline.
Granted. But you get banned for bot being able to do something incredibly sime such as pressing the logout button at the top of the page.
I wish for a Diabolic Staff (http://www.dfwiki.com/index.php/Diabolic_Staff).
Granted, but, as it turns out, you are not diabolical enough to wield it.
I wish for a carton of chocolate milk whose expiration date is far from now.
Granted. It's a couple decades in the past. You drink it and get terribly sick.
I wish for a wig.
Granted. People laugh at you.
I wish Fyer was Blue.
Granted. Blue green.
I wish I was green again.
Granted. Nothing I can do about it.
Granted. TAZE!!!
I wish for my doggy. It's so cute and warm and fuzzy...
Granted. But you're warmer than him and end up burning him a little. He yelps and hides in a corner to wait for your fire to die out, which never happens.
I wish people could treat animals as more than just animals.
Granted. They revert back to idol worship and animals are treated better than people. Now that's sure to get Ducky worked up. And I am so not okay with the outcome of your wish. And my dog is a she. So my doggy is fine. :)
I wISH Ev3RYON3 WuOLD SPAAk NOOOB11!11!1!! loL
GRANT3D DUE 2 DA INABILITY 2 COMUNICAET PROPARLEY DA WORLD FALS APART!!111111 OMG AVENTUALY W3 FIGURE OUT A LANGUAEG TAHT WORKS DA CURANT ON3!1!11111! OMG WTF
Thank you, noobspeak converter.
I wish for more power.
Granted. It breaks apart the molecular bonds in your body and you vaporize.
I wish for English speaking NOOBS.
Wish granted, but they don't like the language so they decide to start to speak hebrew.
I wish for something new and good to happen in my life.
Wish granted. However, due to the Laws of Cosmic Balance, it is followed by something old and bad.
I wish for an anvil that I can teleport.
Wish granted. You can't control your teleportation thought, and the first place you'll end up in is a crater in mars full of lava
Wish granted. Yo are dropped into a universe of razorblades.
I wish for an anvil to fall on Kivatti and only Kivatti.
Wish granted. It's a little 1 kg anvil, and falls on my hand, so when I notice it, I randomly throw it somewhere and it hits your head, killing you.
I wish for hill domination.
Wish granted. You dominate a hill. Not the Hill.
I wish for a pound of gold.
Wish granted. The gold makes you golden when you touch it and soon you've been sold yo some rich guy, who melts you.
I wish for some food... I'm feeling hungry.
Wish granted. It's poisoned.
I wish to be permanantly happy.
Wish granted. You are, but then you realize all the bad things in the world, and want to amke everyone else as happy too, so you spend your whole life on trying to make everyone else happier, until five seconds later a little 1kg anvil lands on your head and you die.
Steelfist: Granted. They lock you up in a mental ward for being happy all the time.
Kivatii: Granted. Someone decides to TAZE you for not posting a wish.
I wish for even more Fyer.
Wish granted. Now there is nothing else but fyer, wher you live, and you become lonely and sad.
I wish i wouldn't forget to wish all the time.
Granted. Instead you spend all your time wishing and nothing happens. Then you get locked up in a mental ward for being crazy enough to believe that something should happen everytime you wish.
I wish for a moderate amount of Fyer.
Wish granted. It burns up all the people around you that you care about, so you become depressed.
I wish for an answer key to my homework.
Granted. But it's in polish and of no use to you.
I wish for this episode to be brought to you by he letter "B".
Granted, but it doesn't air since it's rated unsuitable for children.
Granted. You get TAZED into oblivion.
I wish for Panjorew to get good positive people building the story.
Granted. But there's no progress since everyone's too positive.
I wish I could remember to bring up my wishes.
Granted. But you don't and get TAZED. And being a robot, you don't react well to that.
I wish that I were a water bender.
Granted, but the water puts you out before you can bend it.
I wish that I could get a better avatar.
Granted, it is an awesome avatar of Atton Rand, but still, even the most awesome Atton pictures are not as awesome as HK-47 pictures!
I wish for magical maple syrup.
Granted. But Zack steals it.
I wish for ta-da.
Granted, but the one who did that was a ninja and killed you while saying it.
I wish I were immune to all diseases....
Granted. But your skin becomes like rice paper and your bones become like thin frail glass. Then I push you over.
I wish that people would read my compendium of Panjorew.
Granted. But THN doesn't read it.
I wish I could think of a new and better name (or should I not change it after all ???).
Granted. But you decide not to change it.
I'm really not bugged that THN doesn't read it.
I wish for paper skin and bones frail and weak as glass.
Granted. You set yourself on Fyer and explode. You become unrecognizable as of this moment.
I wish I could stop absorbing too much luck from any one person.
Granted. Instead you do the reverse of absorbing too much luck and wring yourself dry of luck by giving it all away. Thank Chrono!
I wish for sleep that I control. I'm tired.
Granted. But I won't let you until you grant my next wish.
I wish I knew how to start in Panjorew.
Granted. But you don't. (I'll PM you a few ideas... In the morning. My midn isg oing ta shoot doun prete soun.)
I wish foh sleep.
Granted. Your wish is now my command. Sleep.
I wish I could corrupt a genie instead.
Wish granted. the corrupted genie destroys you.
I wish that the genie was nice to me.
Granted. He cuddles you until you get squished.
I wish I could have a PS3.
Granted. But you don't have a TV.
I wish for pie. Preferably cherry.
Granted. It lands on your head.
I wish everyone could keep their promises.
Granted. And everyone promises to be nice to everyone but you. You get beat up the next time you step out of your house/apartment/etc.
I wish that even more pie would land on my head. How did you know that I use it for conditioner?
A massive pie lands on your head. It's filled with rocks.
I wish for an item of clothing.
Granted. All you get is a pair of boxers, and all other clothes in your closet disappear.
I wish I could think of better wishes.
wish granted. You wsish too mch, and you cannot take the preasure again; you collapse.
I wish for new pants.
Granted. But Chrono steals them. ^-^
I wish for everybody who's made a wish to be fully clothed.
Wish granted. Everybody, but you.
Impossible to be granted. An empty wish results in death.
I wish everyone could remember to wish.
Granted. Someone TAZES you into oblivion.
I wish for me to be fully clothed to. That's pretty gross Kat.
Wish granted. You're so "fully clothed" that you can't actually breathe. You die.
I wish that I didn't die just now.
Granted. You die tomorrow.
I wish that Kas. became Kat.
Wish granted. Everybody hates you because of this change. (dunno why)
I wish I was liked as Kat.
Granted. But you're hated but liked. By cats.
I wish for KotH peace. With me as it's only invincible, unkillable, unmaimable, immortal, and unchanging ruler.
Granted. It happens But I kill you on your birthday.
I wish Fyer would stop Flaming.
Granted. But you start.
Do we really need to go there again?
I wish for for-um-peace.
Granted. But then you get dragged into a real-life war.
I wish I could win in the Liar Game.
Granted. But no one knows or cares about it.
What is it?
I wish for more people to play "Zombie Cafe".
Granted. But then they all start playing the as-yet-unreleased Maelstrom.
I wish I had gotten the Fyer - Flaming joke earlier.
Wish granted, but you get really dissapointed since it wasn't funny and not worth the wish.
I wish for my very own genie who will do whatever I say, and not harm me by any means.
Granted. But one day you ask to have gotten a 100 on your maths test, when you only got a 85, and the genie makes your answers correct, and that parallel universe is destroyed.
I wish for pizza.
Granted. But it's for me. And I eat it.
I wish for skebdnxiwmsnddudksnsnehdkalwpwnebdnskapznxnc.
Wish granted. it's a horrible disease, which makes you have babies all the time. Grats, it's a boy!
I wish that Salo (a town) was closer to Helsinki (another town)
Granted. Salo is now 3 feet underneath Helsinki. Way to go. You killed a bunch of people.
I wish King of Thine Hill had more than two posts.
Wish granted. Bots took over the thread.
I wish that I hadn't just killed a bunch of people with that wish.
Granted. Instead you killed a lot of people with that wish.
I wish for the giant marshmallow of the 1337 to have crushed the mods. (Reference to a proposed reason for their absence in "Where's KZ" or some similar thread.
Granted. The giant marshmallow wants to crush some more mods. Craig makes you a mod. You get crushed.
I wish to have $10,000 dollars of non-stolen, non-fake, American dollars.
Granted. But you get put in prison for the rest of your life because you printed them illegally at home.
I wish that the giant marshmallow wouldn't crush me but Craig still made me a mod. What would happen?
Wish granted. You start flaming, and ban everyone on the forum. You are all alone now...
I wish for youtube. (Dunno)
Granted. It's evil.
I wish for glue that won't harm me either directly or indirectly.
Wish granted. It makes you get stuck with a giant razor which wont let anyone get close to you.
I wish for something that won't hurt me, or others, directly or indirectly, and won't make harm me mentally, or in any way.
Granted, it hurt your family, but you didn't care. Tsk, tsk.
I wish for a pomegranate.
Granted. It gives you a wart because pomegranates are evil.
I wish for pizza.
Granted. It impacts your face at about 20 mph.
I wish for Green Bay to win the Super Bowl.
Granted. But they get disqualified for cheating.
I wish the super bowl weren't tonight.
Granted. It never happens.
I wish I didn't need to rely on wishes.
Wish granted. You never did... You just wasted a wish.
I wish that :-* didn't look so evil.
Granted. It didn't.
I wish for 8) so I can look at the sun.
Granted. But they eat you'd eyes. Making their purpose no existent.
I wish for glop.
Granted. It gets stuck in your throat and you die.
I wish I didn't have P.E.
Granted. You had gym. On your head. It crushes you.
I wish for understanding.
Wish granted. cats understand you.
I wish for sammich.
Granted. Sam doesn't enjoy being tied to Mich though and leaves. Now you've just got Mich who doesn't like cheese. So he leaves.
I wish for a sandwich.
Granted. You get a disgruntled Earl.
Quote from: BuggerGranted. But they eat you'd eyes. Making their purpose no existent.
I wish Bug would explain himself.
Granted. But you don't understand it.
I wish just for a bagel.
Granted. The wish was just, but the bagel was not.
I wish for the exclusion of logical fallacy from our world.
Granted. Now everyone's 2smart4u.
I wish for Buggy to come back.
Wish granted. That's enough of a curruption on it's own (I'm joking, of course).
I wish to be hailed as a god by a microscopic race of people.
Granted. They expect miracles from you but when you don't grant their wishes, they kill you.
I wish I could be more active.
Wish granted. You're more radioactive.
I wish that my new story would be a succes.
Wish granted. It's successful. At being unsuccessful.
I wish for minions.
Wish granted. They kill you.
I wish that I didn't had the memory of a goldfish.
Wish granted. You have no memory.
I wish to control minions.
Wish granted. you get 1000 minions, with swords, and attack a mafia, which then shoots them down.
I wish no more minions for steelfist to kill.
Wish granted, I get invincible and totally loyal minions, which I use to conquer the world.
I wish Kaseke was dropped from a height of fifty feet onto an eight foot spike.
Granted. You're next.
I wish I were a genius.
Wish granted. I smash your skull, rendering your brain useless.
I wish not to be next.
Wish granted. you were previous
I wish I would have survived the drop
Wish granted. You survived the drop, but not the spike.
I wish to be eternal.
Granted. Your works of great infamy, like destroying Nashville, TN, source of all country music, are eternally remembered.
I wish my frame of reference traveled through time at two-thirds the speed of everyone else's when I wanted it to.
I corrupt this wish... By not being able to grant it cause I have no idea wtf you are talking about.
I wish someone here remembers me...
(PS, go ahead and change that intro. I was 9 at the time, I had no implication of grammar.)
Who, precisely, are you, and what are you talking about?
I can't grant your wish, but feel free to post in the introductions so I know who you are and others can tell me if they remember you. BTW, welcome to the forums, use proper grammar and spelling, have fun, and so on . . .
Wish reverts to Duckling.
Oh, well I'm "Game Crazy Kid"
I made this game on the other forum in 2008...
You said wish reverts to duckling. So I will REREAD his wish. And once again try to figure it out.
I googled it, good lord. Physics
You can do it whenever you want to, but everyone elses frame of reference is not consistent, the universe explodes.
You die, you should be ashamed.
No wish = TAZE!
I wish.
I grant, and subsequently corrupt.
I wish 4.
You get 5.
I wish I had a better graphics card.
Granted, but it was still not good enough to play that awesome game you wanted.
I wish for you guys to get creative when corrupting this.
Granted, we suck the creativity out of the world and now the worlds art, music, and everything else is generally dead, because we use the worlds potential to satisfy your satirical fictional non-granted wishes.
I wish that I had more mountain dew voltage...
Granted. You get TAZED (not because you didn't have a wish).
I wish I could be the TAZER.
Granted. Your job is to hit people that are content with what they have because they are happy. You go to hell.
I wish my parents weren't so strict.
Wish granted. You have no parents.
I wish for a wish, to use as a wish to wish for this wish.
Granted, but in this being corrupt a wish foundation, you don't get the 3rd wish in the sequence..
I wish I could do any math sequence easily
Wish granted. Unfortunately, you cannot do anything else, like understand numbers, rendering your gift useless.
I wish for an oven.
Granted. Your hand gets fried in it and you slowly die of radiation poisoning.
I wish not to feel pain.
Granted. You get a papercut one day and don't notice it until you bleed to death.
I wish for a high quality printer with unlimited ink.
Wish granted. It's so high quality, that it makes thigns real. You accidentally print a dinosaur...
I wish that it was february 19th already D:
Granted, but you now face a bunch of people who are REALLY MAD that you just skipped Valentines day on them, as they had purchased expensive gifts for the occasion.
I wish for a small, painless, medically unnoticeable increase in my memory capacity.
Granted. You never really fully use your memory capacity anyways, so the increase doesn't do much.
I wish I could compose music on my computer.
Wish granted. Your computer crashes, literally.
I have nothing to wish for, I got 19th ;)
Well, then I can grant you a TAZE!!!
I wish I could sing well.
Granted. You still break the glass anyway, which lands on your head...
I wish I was professionally home-schooled my entire life until now.
Granted, but the fact that you changed the past means that it is now different, different in a way that causes you never to wish that wish, the time space continuum disrupts, the world ends.
Dick.
I wish for it to be 11/11/11
Granted, but then you realize that date has no significance of any sort, aside from having a nice looking arrangement of numbers. This realization depresses you.
I wish for the perfect techno song- just the right amount of buildup and intensity.
Granted, the song is created. Though it isn't sold anywhere, is on no albums, and you can't pirate it.
I wish it was 6:00 in the morning already.
Granted. You don't notice it, so you're late to whatever it is you're going to.
I wish for my homework to be done.
Wish granted. It's done badly, and you are forced to do it again. Yourself.
I wish never to have to wish if I do not wish to wish.
Granted, but the few wishes you DO wish, are corrupted.
I wish I didn't have a fever
Wish granted. Instead you have a Bieber fever.
I wish that I didn't have to read for tests so much.
Oh god Kaseke.. Thats just.. wrong....
Back to the corruptions.
You don't, infact you can't read for tests. You can't read at all anymore.
I wish I didn't have any computer problems, without anything happening to my actual computer.
Oh you just wait till you have a at least 2 actual exams for every day of the week...
Wish granted. You don't have an computer anymore. Nothing happened to it, and you have no more computer problems.
I wish that I didn't have to practise that one tricky part of master of puppets on bass to complete the whole song, without actually losing my bass, or anything bad happening to me or my belongings.
Granted, you don't have to practice.
You just SUCK
I wish that I always had A's in my classes.
Please stop insulting me, Deagon. It's inappropriate.
Wish granted. You get only A**es on your class, so you get no friends from your school.
I wish that Deagon would get TAZED.
He does. By one volt. For a nanosecond. When he's already dead.
I wish I didn't have to write long essays for English.
Wish granted. You just have to write alot more of small essays.
I wish for a wish to wish a wish.
Granted. You get a not so nice wish...
I wish I could make wormholes
Granted. You make worms very happy.
I wish for an excellent sci-fi book.
Granted, its in braille. Which is printed.
I wish never to die in my game. without restricting the gameplay, or my playing it.
Granted. The game gets removed and you can't play it.
I wish for the SATs to disappear.
Quote from: Deagonx on February 17, 2011, 05:59:10 PM
without restricting the gameplay, or my playing it.
Really? Horrible corruption.
Ohh well.
The SATs (Super Awesome Tests) go away, they were in progress to make school funner.
Now you are stuck with the regular SATs
Deagon I could've said the same from your last corruption... no insulting. Also, TAZE.
I wish my wish didn't get corrupted.
Granted. You never made the wish, so it never had a need to be corrupted. Now erase it!
I wish to redo the last 2 years of my school life.
Wish granted. You are returned to your past with no memory of the furure. You do things exactly the same, and make this wish. You are stuck in those two years - forever.
I wish that I didn't have so much trouble coming up with wishes.
Granted, you can think of a wish whenever you please. Only to have them destroyed, you go into a depression. And commit suicide.
I wish my mom NEVER got mad at me
Granted. She never got mad at you, because someone went back in time and killed her before she gave birth. So now you don't exist.
I wish I could play any song or piece on my cello perfectly.
Granted. The whole world weeps. And gets dehydrated.
I wish to be internationally acclaimed as a writer.
Granted. You are internationally acclaimed as a terrible writer. You are so terrible that people use you as their primary source when they give examples of how not to write.
I wish could program computers.
Granted, but you can only program computers to explode.
I wish I had an infinite amount of money.
Granted. It falls from the sky in the form of pennies at an incredibly fast rate. You are soon buried and crushed to death.
I wish I didn't have to rewrite some of this PowerPoint.
Granted, you hire someone else to do it. You fall into a great debt, go to prison and meet someone named Big Bobby.
I wish I had a perfect graphics card.
Granted. It is a perfect, flawless chunk of metal with the word "GRAPHICS" on it. It does nothing.
I wish my computer didn't act up around here.
Granted. You leave wherever you are, and bring your computer with you. It starts acting up over there. Then it overheats and dies. You lose all your files.
I wish I could make 5 corruptions that didn't result in the death of the person whose wish I corrupt.
Granted. You very well could, but you simply choose not to. Your loss.
I wish for an emu.
Granted. It pecks your eyes out.
I wish for a non poisoned, healthy,delicious, nutritious apple that I get to eat, and nobody else.
Granted. You eat the apple, and there is nobody else.
I wish for a nonviolent corruption.
Granted. You just posted it, but because you posted it, you had to post a wish, and this one has a violent corruption.
I wish I could see with 20/10 vision.
You could, but unfortunately there's a emu on the loose that's fond of pecking people's eyes out.
I wish for a violent corruption.
Your wish was already granted, cyso's eyes were pecked out.
I wish for the power to make a cocacola bottle appear right infront of me whenever I wanted, without anything bad happening to the cola, or me.
Granted. It talks to you when it appears.
I wish for more tic tacs.
Granted. They're made out of metal. Sharp metal. You, being blind from the emu pecking your eyes out, step on them.
I wish for a bonfire that doesn't kill me or anyone else, or doesn't burn any of my possessions.
Granted. The rain puts it out soon after.
I wish Crypt 3 was finished already.
Granted. But then you get lost in it.
I wish for both my and cyso's eyes to not be pecked out at the moment.
Granted. They get pecked out later, after the emu carves serrations in its beak.
I wish for a comfortable chair.
Granted. You sit on it, and it breaks.
I wish for someone to email me back their finished PowerPoint.
Granted, but you bought it from the Microsoft company store, and they emailed their finished product to you. Enjoy! Here's the bill!
I wish for security. I don't feel safe with that emu running around.
Granted. The security is no match for the emu, so now you are even more afraid of the emu.
I wish I didn't have such a hard time coming up with stuff to wish for.
Granted. It comes too easily, and you spam a bit, and then you get a warning from Craig.
I wish for someone to fill me in about that game "Rebuild".
Granted. They fill you in, and keep filling you in, and never stop filling you in until you go crazy.
I wish I could stay up all night and not get sleepy.
Granted. You don't recognize your sleep deficit until you keel over in a week.
I wish for the emu to obey me.
Granted, the emu obeys you, then revolts againsts you. And takes your male parts.
I wish for infinite ammo in Fallout 2238
Granted. Everyone else has infinite mines and you die stepping on them a billion times.
I wish I could wish wisely.
Wish granted; you wisely wish to never wish again.
I wish for an evil, vicious and deadly pet, which is totally loyal to me.
Granted. It causes so much chaos that your house burns down with both of you in it.
I wish to own a real HK-47.
Wish granted. HK-47 then proceeds to own you.
I wish to be invincible.
Granted. You live a boring life because you win effortlessly against everyone.
I wish for more fun!
Granted. Emu style!
Quote from: Deagonx on February 20, 2011, 01:52:41 AM
Granted, the emu obeys you, then revolts againsts you. And takes your male parts.
I wish to have my male parts back.
Granted, but they no longer function. Sorry! Better luck next time.
I wish I could see the future.
Granted. What you see drives you mad. MAD!!!
I wish I could extend the length of a day at will.
Granted. will doesn't approve.
I wish for better work ethic.
Granted. Everyone is too content and starts slacking. All businesses go down in a matter of weeks. TAZE!!
I wish I could make my own movie.
Granted. It costs a lot to make, so you loan money from a bank. The movie doesn't do so great, so you don't have enough money to pay the bank back.
I wish I could travel in time.
Granted. You travel into the future, and end up embedded inside a mountain.
I wish I was immune to tazers.
Granted. We switch to machine guns as punishment instead.
I wish I weren't encased in a mountain.
Granted. You drown instead.
I wish I could stop time.
Granted. You stop with it.
I wish for the emu to leave.
Granted. It leaves the forum and goes straight to your house.
I wish I weren't hungry.
Granted. Emu sandwiches!
I wish the emu weren't an undead emu. It's really starting to freak me out.
Granted. The emu is resurrected, and it starts pecking people's eyes out again.
I wish I had eye protection to protect me from the emu.
Granted. It only covers one eye.
I wish I could draw the TRPG Hero properly.
By hand or on the computer?
I wish for dugungs to not be a threatened species. DON'T HURT THE DUGUNGS IN YOUR REPLY!
Granted. They hurt you.
I wish.
Granted. Painful/lethal corruption.
I wish I knew how to write AS4.
Granted. By the time you finish, they're on to AS8, rendering AS4 useless.
I wish for no corruption.
I don't grant and corrupt, then.
I wish for another emu to get rid of the first one.
Wish granted. It gets rid of the first one, then proceeds to peck out your eyes.
I wish for a pet striil. Aren't they just adorable . . . and vicious . . . but totally loyal . . . aww . . .
Granted. You forget to feed it one day...
I wish for my eyes back.
A striil would just go hunting, rather than eat it's master.
Anyway, you get your eyes back. The Emu takes them again. I think it just sees you as an 'all you can eat' buffet.
I wish for an army.
Wish granted. Now you have one arm smaller than the other. Everyone calls it "army".
I wish I were more organized.
Granted. You don't get used to it, however, and end up wishing to be less organized.
I wish for a faster computer with better graphics while keeping my old computer.
Despite the fact that the wish is made in the duration of time in which you do possess your old computer, the new computer still destroys your old one, bringing that period of time to a screeching halt. Enjoy!
I wish for DOCTOR WHO Season 6 to start.
Granted. You make the producers rush it, so the series ends up becoming so bad that no one watches it. Season 7 never comes out, and the world blames you.
I wish for more, better anime.
Granted, but it's all about Catfights, Overloads, and InjectionFails. Good job.
I wish I had time and an explanation.
Granted. The explanation is so complicated you use up all of your time trying to understand it, but you still don't get it.
I wish my school cafeteria would serve Chick-fil-a at lunch.
Granted, but you get indigestion.
I wish I could forget what I want to forget and remember what I want to remember.
Granted. You become depressed and want to forget everything in your past...
I wish I could get the Hero's hair to look right. grrr...
Granted. Now his eyes don't look right.
I wish I could find more things to talk about.
Wish granted. You now can find more things to talk about, however, nobody else wants to talk with you anymore.
I wish the boring stuff that I have to do took less time to be done.
Granted, but the fun stuff now takes even less time.
I wish for a pie to land in my face, regardless what flavor or when.
Granted. It's a rock flavored pie, made of rocks, and it lands in your face. See, it would have landed on your face, but it landed at about 700 miles per seconds, so it ended up in your face. You die.
I wish Duskling wasn't dead.
[spoiler=my response to previous]Granted. It's.... the kind that doesn't have an "E".
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I wish for the constant that's about equal to .57. Can someone help me out here?[/spoiler]
Granted. He is now a zombie and a necrophage. We all are!
I wish for a better marketing strategy.
Granted. Unfortunately, your competition steals your strategy and uses it to great effect before you can. You go bankrupt.
I wish we weren't all zombies.
No, we're all necrophages. We eat dead things.
I wish I had more time in my day.
Granted. You have less time at night.
I wish I had a blood pack...
You grip it too tightly and it bursts, leaving you drenched in blood and surrounded in fleas and mosquitos.
I wish for bad grammar.
Wish granted. You have truly appalling grammar, and use it on the forums. Decent, grammar loving people flee from your terrible sentences, abandoning the forums. This causes it to become an internet-troll haven, destroying the forums utterly.
I wish for KZ to come back.
Wish granted. KZ comes back but everyone else leaves. (Sorry for that, KZ.)
I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom.
Granted. You become really unhealthy because you are unable to get rid of your waste.
I wish I was physically fit.
Wish granted. You become mentally unfit.
I wish for a rock to fall onto The Dead Cow.
Wish granted. However, the rock is My Hill... mmm wait! It's the wrong game... mmm... or perhaps not...
I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
(Since I was not around here a couple of months ago, it's the best I can do... :P )
Granted. You spent a not-so-merry Christmas and a not-so-happy New Year.
I wish you a good day.
Granted, but you can't reach it in time.
I wish that world hunger were solved.
Granted, but then, world obesity became the new problem.
I wish for a block of cheese.
Granted. It's a hard block of cheese.
I wish for a hand.
Wish granted. You now have (only) one hand.
I wish I couldn't wish silly wishes.
Granted. You do not wish silly wishes anymore, but foolish wishes.
I wish for a lucid dream.
Granted, you died slow and painfully in the dream, and you could feel every waking (pun intended) moment of it.
I wish for a sandwich.
Sorry; you got a very sandy winch.
I wish for a cow-cat.
Granted. You're not sure if it moos or meows.
I wish I knew why Duskling named himself Duskling.
Don't you? It's because -- *urk*
I wish for inspiration.
Wish granted. Soon after you inspire, you expire (pun intended). :P
I wish for 5 tons of "-- *urk*"
Granted. This is how the barrel is filled:
/-- *urk\
/ *urk*\
|*urk* -- |
|- *urk* --|
|-- *urk* -|
\________/
I wish I didn't waste my time on things like that.
Granted. Instead, you waste money on them.
I wish I remembered all my wishes so that I wouldn't have to repeat them.
Granted, but you end up doing it anyways
I wish for Mountain Dew Voltage
Granted. You keep repeating this wish and die of excessive blood sugar.
I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish... System failure.
Wish granted. Now you can wish a system failure.
I wish I was sleepy.
Granted. You never want to wake up, and you never do.
I wish I could stop wanting to puke.
Granted, then you puke.
I wish I could listen to jazz all day long.
Granted. When it ends at night, you start to spazz.
I wish I could make a clone and send him to school in my place.
Wish granted. However, your clone decides to take over only the good things in your life, leaving you to do the boring stuff.
I wish I had more time.
Granted, but you run out of space.
I wish you weren't a dead cow.
Wish granted. I take your life, and return him to his. He is then hit by a car, and dies.
I wish for more.
Granted. Too much comes and you die of suffocation.
I wish for moderation.
Wish granted. You are banned.
I wish for an unlimited supply of controlled energy.
Wish granted. You get all the energy you want, together with an huge electric bill.
I wish I could lend you some money to help you pay your electric bill.
[spoiler=side note]Actually, if electricity was unlimited in supply, it would be free, but...
[/spoiler]
Granted. You go bankrupt while helping to pay the infinitely huge bill.
I wish I could kill someone without getting in trouble.
Granted. But they kill you with a deadman switch bomb. Heh heh.
I wish I had a moon pie.
Granted. After that, you eat a moon cake and die choking on it because it's too dry.
I wish I could deactivate the bomb.
Wish granted. There is two.
I wish to be killed painfully.
Granted. But you don't feel it.
I wish that monkeys were monkeys, fish were fish, and cucumbers were cucumbers.
Wish granted. However, you are not yourself anymore.
I wish there aren't many bugs in the curernt version of the TRPG board game.
Granted. The bugs are replaced by shadowlings.
I wish I could seriously stop making such lame jokes.
Granted. Instead they're cheesy.
I wish for cheese on my ice-cream.
Granted. It's old, moldy, and infected with all sorts of bacteria. You eat it and die.
I wish I could catch up with everything I missed on the forums.
Wish granted. You spill ketchup all over the forums. We are all mad at you! :P
I wish you don't blame me for making that joke.
I don't, I blame Craig and hack the forums, causing them to crash.
I wish I got to eat lunch.
Granted, it was a lunch of a slice of turkey between two pieces of bread.
I wish that the one inside that box wasn't me.
Wish granted. It wasn't, but it is now.
I wish for a firework.
Granted. It explodes in your bed room and burns down your house.
I wish I had a new, better cello.
Granted. But you stole it and got put in jail.
I wish that I broke into finals at my forensics tournament today.
Granted... but you're in Soviet Russia, and thus, the finals broke into YOU!
I wish someone would get the reference of me previous post.
Granted. But everyone cares.
I wish that my Kingdoms account had the most gold input it could ever get.
Granted. Everyone else has more than you.
I wish I didn't miss anything.
Granted, but you are present at every single event in the universe, yes, that includes the grass growing.
I wish for commando armor.
Granted. But you don't have any weapons.
I wish I didn't overdo it while "arguing" with Deagonx.
Granted, while you don't overdo it with Deagonx, you overdo it while arguing with everyone else.
I wish for an uncorruptable slice of bread.
Granted. But it's covered in doubly corrupted butter to make up for it.
I wish for a butter covered planet.
Granted, the butter is perfect... but the planet is undergoing a plague at the moment.
I wish for the perfect sandwich.
Granted. But it's mine.
I wish for the Holy Grail to be mine forever.
Granted. The Holy Grail is so old it crumbles to dust as soon as you touch it.
I wish for the power!
Granted.
"You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?"
Way to go Cypher. It never ends.
I wish that you reminded me of the man.
Granted.
"What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "You remind me of the man." "What man?" "The man with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?"
Way to go Buggy. It never ends.
I wish that is would end.
Granted. But another "is" comes along.
I wish that you didn't remind me of suds.
Granted. You remind yourself instead.
I wish I didn't have senioritis and a senior project coming my way at the same time.
Granted. Now you have a giant boulder rolling your way. And it's on fire. Shooting lasers. And sentient. Gasp!!! It's a Cyboulderg!!! :o :o :o :o :D :D :D
Here's what it looks like!!
(http://emob1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc436/bugfartboy/image-4.jpg)
I wish that the Cyboulderg would leave me alone.
Granted, but a black hole appears and decides not to leave any of us alone. Game over.
I wish such a thing will never happen though.
Granted. But your wish really wasn't granted. Then the Cyboulderg gets us all. Way to go Chrono. :P
Look at the Cyboulderg up above!
I wish that Chrono's previous wish would be granted uncorrupted.
Granted. Your computer files are now corrupted.
I wish the monkey's paw (an infamous fictional wish corrupter, for those of you who don't know) never existed.
Granted. But then it exists for you.
I wish that Time stood still.
Granted.
.........
............
............
Wish granted. You have dots all over your body. I'm sorry to tell you that it's a disease.
I wish that Bugfartboy's disease has a cure.
Granted. But I never get it and become Buggy the dead bug.
I wish that a Cowmancer would bring Ert back to life.
Wish granted. Bromtaghon appears and, finally, manages to bring me back to life. However, there is a slight secondary effect: all of you die.
I wish to remain a Dead Cow.
Granted. Or it would be. But we're all dead with the exception of you. Way to go Ert. :P
I wish Ert was a dead cow, again.
Granted. He dies, falls over, and crushes you.
I wish buggy wasn't crushed.
Granted. But I'm still dead. I died from a ............ disease. Now everyone is dead.
I wish that a necrobug would bring me back to life and make me a zombug.
Granted. My brother has written a neat program which he just showed me. Basically, the zombie bugs bite the regular bugs and turn them into zombies. Then, the zombugs run around and gradually turn darker and darker until they explode in a blot of blood.
Congrats, buggy! You exploded in a bolt of blood.
I wish I could write computer programs.
Granted. But they are basically worth a small pile of poo.
I wish that I was dead. Again. Oh wait! I already am.
As you did not actually wish, I trap your soul in Hell, and refuse to allow you to participate in Hell Quest.
I wish for less annoying adverts on TV. I mean, I really, genuinely, intensely hate most adverts.
Even the ones for Kleenices?
I wish for the 4th season of Marvel/DC After Hours to come out.
Wish granted. However, you missed it.
I wish to eat something good today.
Granted. But it's mine. Dead cows don't eat. But then again, they don't type. Because they're dead. Or are they... ... ...OUCH!!! My head hurts now.
I wish that the dead cow of the forum ate this period ---> .
Granted. This period ---> of the Earth's revolution around the Sun, the dead cow ate.
I wish for amnesty. From homework.
Wish granted. You are free and you can choose if you want to do your homework or not... however, you do it anyway... I wonder why?
I wish that your homework is done.
Granted, it's done by the stupidest and most person I can find.
I wish I had an infinite amount of time to do my homework.
Granted. But you don't do it.
I wish that the pizza I just ate wasn't so darn BIG!!!
Granted. It's about the size of the one I had last night (the radius was about the length of my thumb) so you go hungry.
I wish I did my homework.
Granted. But it's all wrong.
I wish I knew who plays/has played Minecraft.
Granted. But you forgot.
I wish for kindness on the part of the genie.
Granted. But it's not for you.
I wish that the genie didn't like anyone.
Wish granted. The genie prefers roasted potatoes.
I wish that I didn't wrote that.
Granted. Grammar Error. Grammar Error. A KZ bot eats your left legs.
I wish the KZ bot was gone and Ert had his legs back.
Wish granted. However, the bot attacks your legs instead.
I wish I was grammatically correct.
Granted. But those wit propar gremmer r put 2 deth.
I wish that something would happen to someone somewhere somewhen
Wish granted. You're pregnant now. (In case you didn't noticed, you missed a period! :P )
I wish you told us if it's a boy or a girl.
Granted. He PM'd me about it. It is a boy or a girl.
I wish for less jokes like that.
Wish granted. You have more jokes like this.
I wish I was funny.
Granted. But only to yourself. Looks like someones been on too many focus pills again. :P
I wish that I wasn't pregnant.
Wish granted. You're not pregnant because it wasn't a baby. Instead, you have an alien inside you.
I wish I wasn't in a hurry.
Granted. Now you're pregnant, and as a result, you can't hurry anywhere.
I wish for a meatless tofu sandwich.
Granted. But they accidentally mixed up the meat and tofu. That really has meat.
I wish that Ert's dead cow baby was alive?
Yes.
I wish for a 8)
Granted. But I steal it.
I wish that Ert's baby wasn't alive.
Granted. Way to kill a dead cow.
I wish for a red balloon.
Granted. But I pop it.
I wish the pie couldn't talk.
It couldn't. But then, someone wished....
I wish for a blue, pin-proof baloon.
Granted. I swallow it whole.
Iwishthattherewerespacesinthissentence.
Granted. Now there's too much space in that sentence.
I wish for ice-cream.
Granted. It's mine.
I wish for cheese.
Wish granted. However, it is filled with mice.
I wish for an healthy dead calf when I give birth. :P
Granted. But then a meat lover steals it and uses it to clone his own army of dead cow clones for him to grind up into hamburgers.
I wish that the mice would get out of my cheese.
You're a mean person, Bugfartboy. Sending someone to eat my baby dead cow. :(
Wish granted. The cheese got in the mice, i.e., the mice eat all the cheese. After that, they go away eat some other stuff in your house.
I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.
Granted. It's absolute truth. Did you notice that it got dark all of the sudden? It ate you. And your dead cow baby.
I wish that the mice would eat the cake and free Ert and his dead cow baby.
Granted. Ert is mildly upset at you, Buggy. Appoximately as upset as would he be if you tipped the dead cow.
I wish for cat ressurection.
Granted. My kitty Jessie comes back to life and pukes on you.
I wish that the cake would burp up Ert and his dead cow baby.
Sorry, but the mice ate the cake.
I wish for a microwave radiation source.
Wish granted. You are now the proud owner of a common microwave oven. However the mice that ate the cake made their nest inside and destroyed all the wires.
I wish I wasn't filled with cake burp.
Granted. Instead your filled with you lr dead cow baby's body.
I wish that Ert's cow baby would survive.
It did. Don't you remember?
Quote from: Duckling on March 26, 2011, 05:24:34 PM
Granted. Ert is mildly upset at you, Buggy. Appoximately as upset as would he be if you tipped the dead cow.
I wish for cat ressurection.
And my reply:
Quote from: Bugfartboy on March 26, 2011, 12:26:09 PM
Granted. It's absolute truth. Did you notice that it got dark all of the sudden? It ate you. And your dead cow baby.
I wish that the mice would eat the cake and free Ert and his dead cow baby.
I wish for a new Marvel/DC episode to come out. They're hilarious! ;D
Granted. But it's not funny at all.
I wish for car unressurection.
Granted. Cars remain unressurected.
I wish for April Fools Day to remain awesome.
Granted. By the way, they wrote gullible on the ceiling. HA!!! You looked! Poisson D'Avril!!! (April Fools!)
I wish for cat unressurection.
Granted. When the HolyNamelessKitty leaves the mortal coil for a snack, it can't return. :'(
I wish I could stay focused on a project enough to finish it.
Granted. But you decide to do everything else in the world. By the time you realize your forgot your project, it's too late.
I wish that Craig would put KCZ (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=197.msg34597#msg34597) back online. He may not have been a real person :P :-[ But he was a real person. :P :)
Wish granted. KZ comes back because Craig decided to finally update his software. However, the production of TSoG stops for 6 months.
I wish my software didn't have any bugs (that eat me from inside - dead cow pun :D ).
Granted. The tape worms and hook worms all slimily slither up your nonexistent veins and out your mouth. They then proceed to attatch themselves to the outside of their body. Then their eggs hatch. Now, if you would excuse me, I have to go retch. That was quite a disgusting display.
I wish that all the wishes in this thread would come true, but uncorrupted. (Yes I pulled a wish from someone on the Old Forums.)
Granted. Seventy-five different people now have ultimate power, their homework done, and it's raining kittens, cats, puppies, dogs, flamingos, and emus. Now you're sorry.
I wish for a less corrupt genie.
Granted. Instead of being less corrupt, everyone has their own uncorrupt all powerful genie. Now everyone is all powerful. Then someone wishes that you would lose your genie. Now you're really weak.
I wish that my personal genie was even more powerful than the rest of the genies while completely staying uncorrupt and totally loyal to me. And I would make wishes with it.
Granted. Other genies shun it, and the genie decides to commit the cleansing rite of seppuku.
I wish for the genies to go away, with only the first one kept.
Granted. But mine comes back and decides to stay.
I wish for "Ente Emu" to mean "Goat Cheese".
Granted. Now "Duck sauce" in German now means "Cheese sauce", and cheese sauce has a synonym. Way to go, Bug-farting boy...
I wish [that] Bugfartboy [meant] "im2smart4u".
Granted. Now "Duckling" means "Least intelligent thing in past, present, and future existence" in every single dimension/reality/universe.
I wish that we could all get along.
Granted. We could, except for some person that keeps viciously insulting me. ;) Yes, I take it personally. Apologies.
I wish I didn't feel righteous indignation of a certain extent that almost prompted me to angrily post -- never a good idea.
And finally, I'd like to point out that my post actually made sense: "Ente Emu" means Duck Emu in English, so turning "Duck Emu" into "Cheese [of] Goat" means Duck sauce is Cheese sauce. I believe that in German, the nouns come before the adjectives, but I could very well be wrong.
If I am, Duck sauce becomes Goat sauce, which would be even worse.
Granted. Instead you get the gift and simply send a wave of shadow across the central US. You hit me and feel much much remorse.
I wish that hair was made of "Play-Doh" like in the commercials.
It is if you perform a full lobotomy, and replace the brain with Play-Doh, and drill holes in the head, and squeeze the... ooh. Is that too macabre?
Perhaps I'd better spoiler the rest.
[spoiler=continued] *This space for rent* [/spoiler]
I wish my spoilerlord hadn't evicted me.
Granted. But your login-boss kicks you out due to you being late on your payments. Very vey late. You then go offline. Forever. Sad ain't it.
I wish for a cheeseburger and for me to place 1st in Informative at my forensics tournament this thursday.
Granted. You get yourself, and the cheeseburger wins the tournament. Oh, sorry, hun -- did I mess up your order?
I wish for better service.
Granted. Cell service. Too bad that cheeseburger "accidentally" fried your cell phone. Yup. You got one free with my order and you lost it. Nice huh? :P
I wish that sleep was unneeded for everyone to survive.
Wish ungrantable, we sleep to give our brains rest more than actual exhaustion. Not sleeping indirectly kills you. :P
I wish that I owned a gas station.
Wish granted. You are now the proud owner of a station that sells a gas composed of 78% of nitrogen, 21% of oxygen and 1% of other stuff (this gas is called air... amazing). Good luck with the sales.
I wish I had more time to do what I want.
Sorry, Ert, but I'm going to have to pick on the tense non-agreement.
You had time to do you you want, but did not know the time was for what you now want. Time wasted.
I wish that people would get the finer points of grammar.
Granted. They sharpen them even finer and stab you places where they don't belong and the sun should never shine with them. Ouch. Grammar hurts. :/
I wish that Ducky would survive being stabbed multiple places with fine and very sharp points of grammar.
It's okay; I'm can make things very blunt when I want to.
I wish that you would stop ordering my demise in various excruciatingly painful ways.
Granted. Instead I start bring about your demise in horribly embarrassing ways. Ways that indirectly become painfully excruciating.
By the way. You're in public. Doing stuff that I'm going to give us all the liberty of ommitting from this post. And other posts. Then, out of shame, you run and accidentally get sucked into a street cleaner. Ouch. That's gotta hurt. (I'm joking around. Sarcasm doesn't come across well in text.)
I wish that Ducky were less accident prone. I mean, just look at the outcome of a lot of his more recent wishes. :P :D
I was less accident prone. Until you came along with your corruptions... grumble :-\.
I wish for Bug to become temporarily incapacitated in his ability to corrupt wishes.
Granted. But doesn't start until after I die. :D
I wish that Ducky had corrupted my previous wish. :D
Granted. The smileys you used just then go back in time and harass your past self with excessive laughter and cheer.
I wish for Scrooge.
Granted. But then the Ghost of Christmas's yet to Come shows you that your future is the same as Scrooge.
I wish that Ducky wouldn't get scared by the Ghost of Christmas's yet to Come.
Oh my goodness! I want to have a past, a present, and a future; I don't want a past, a present, and a Scrooge!
Or were you trying to say that my future would be the same as that of Scrooge...?
I wish people would be more clear.
Granted. They clean their cross-hairs. Then go demon duck hunting. Heh heh heh. :-*
I wisht that the hunters would leave Ducky alone.
Wish granted. In return, the shadowling you posted kisses you.
I wish I made sense more often, or not.
Granted. You continue to make sense or not... for now.
I wish for a third option.
Granted. You die in some excruciatingly painful way. Again.
I wish that Ert would tell me if the idea in the board game thread is okay.
He would if it were.
I wish I had been less mean just then, but really, I kind of figure that someone who constantly plots my demise, when there are so many other things he could do, can take it.
Granted. So less mean that you don't bother to even complain about what's going to happen to you in the next 3 posts (of mine).
I wish that all minor illnesses and aches would cease to exist.
Granted. Aches are an integral part of human functioning, and large chunks of human start ceasing to exist whenever they start to ache. The rest of the body is saved by being in excruciating pain, not just an ache.
Granted. The pain goes double for you.
Two left!!!
I wish that you would have a great day tomorrow.
Granted, I take your happiness and you have suicidal thoughts, I wish for a newer model TAZER!!!!!
Granted. But it's mine.
You meanie!!! You stole the Duck's happiness.
I wish the Duck was feeling better.
Granted he took your happiness.
I wish for people to test out my souped upSUPER TAZER on.
Granted, but I forbid you to try it out on me.
Granted. You then get crushed in cheese sauce.
I wish I had placed 1st or 2nd place in Informative today.
Granted but then it is discovered that you cheated.
I wish for a stingray named raymond
Granted. You die the same way the Crocodile Hunter did. Painful.
I wish that TRON Legacy came in even better quality than I have it in.
Wish granted. However, you can't get it just because.
I wish to go to the bathroom.
Granted. You do it the way it's done in the wild and get in trouble.
I wish TRON Legacy was true.
Granted. It happened right before the planet it was on went supernova.
I wish for a chance to see the universe as it is.
Granted. But you don't like what you find.
I wish that Ducky would say,"J'ai faim." in his next post.
Wish granted. Ducky says,"J'ai faim." in his next post in a different forum.
I wish I wasn't hearing this song.
Granted. Instead you here that song.
I wish that that song would go away.
Quote from: Bugfartboy on April 10, 2011, 03:51:54 PM
Granted. Instead you here that song.
I wish that that song would go away.
Wish granted. That song went away here. :P
I wish that I wasn't typing this post.
Granted. But because you didn't type it, it was never wished away. And because it wasn't wished away, it still exists. Way to go Ert. You made a paradox.
I wish I had my own Recognizer (from the TRON Universe).
Granted. It Recognizes you as a threat....
I wish for a distinct lack of movie references.
Granted. But,"I'll be back."
I wish for distinct non lack of movie references.
Wish granted. From now on, this whole thread is about movie references. Only Hollywood actors can post here.
I wish I was allowed to post here.
Granted. But the Hollywood actors leave. :'(
I wish for less pollen in the air. If only it instantly teleported to the right flowers, and pollenation didn't have to happen via the air I breathe in...
Wish granted. However, now you are you allergic to duck feathers.
I wish for a dot in the end of this sentence.
Granted. But it get moved to a place that is at the end of the sentence instead.
I wish for a chance to see a picture (however photoshopped) of twins conjoined at the beard. That would be hilarious!
Wish granted. (http://www.bearotic.com/img/2009/04/funny-or-die-conjoined-twins.jpg) However, it's not that funny. :P
I wish you have googled it yourself!
It was quite easy to find a few pictures.
Oh. I thought it would be much harder to get a picture of that.
I wish for a domestic fox pup. I may have already wished this.
Wish granted. You get the same corruption.
I wish I wasn't lazy in this corruption.
Granted. But I get lazy in this one.
I wish that everyone was lazy in their corruption.
Granted, but I don't feel like making this as overcomplicated as how I thought I would. :P
I wish I wasn't as lazy with this wish.
Granted. But we all become lazy.
I wish people would start listening to Hypothetical Help (http://hypotheticalhelp.com/)
Granted, but everyone goes deaf...
I wish people would acknowledge my cool new avatar... :'(
Granted. But they don't like it.
I wish that everyone would go deaf.
Granted, but they also go blind. And numb.
I wish I could dull pain with my mind.
Granted. But I have the ability to increase pain to extremes with my mind. I then stare at you.
I wish that we all started over on this forum.
No.
I wish that, instead of me typing 110 WPM, I typed 200 WPM.
Granted. You accidentally burn your fingers to dusty ashes.
I wish that I was =_=
Granted. You are now equal to _ and equal to .
I wish for food. In my belly. Preferably tastly tasty food. GRRR.
Quote from: Duckling on April 19, 2011, 09:46:22 AM
Granted. You are now equal to _ and equal to .
I wish for food. In my belly. Preferably tastly food.
Wish granted. You got "tastly" food in your belly. By the way, "tastly" means "tastes awfully".
I wish it wasn't raining now.
Granted. It wasn't raining now, but it is raining now.
I wish for a tubaphore.
Your wish was not granted, because I had to Google what that was and it isn't in the dictionary.
I wish to win Latest Poster Wins
Granted, if you can tell be truthfully that your house does not have a single tubaphore in it.
I wish for a tube of tuba tubers in a tuber tuba.
Your wish was misunderstood, because upon pronouncing it you realized it was a tongue twister and utterly failed.
I wish I had my own Katana, made of real steel. That at no point in time hurt me.
Granted. But hurts me and I sue you.
I wish that Harry Potter: The Deathly Hallows Part 1 was an even better movie.
Wish granted. However, you can't ever see it (again).
I wish that a tubaphore was a semaphore in a shape of a tuba and that a tubaphone (http://encyclopedia2.thefreedictionary.com/Tubaphone) wasn't in risk of being outdated.
Granted. But the genie doesn't know what that is and doesn't grant the wish.
I wish that Pi was pie instead.
Wish granted. Now it's mandatory to bring cakes to the math classes.
I wish the genie were more knowledgeable.
Granted. But only about cakes.
I wish I had a cake right now.
Granted, but you cannot eat it.
I wish this forum had better smoleys...
Wish granted. The forum now has better "smoleys" than anywhere else.
I wish I knew that "smoleys" are "smileys" with typos. :P
Loading Wish: ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.
ERROR: Wish cannot be loaded, you are missing wish.dll
Please reinstall the program.
I wish for better smileys.
Wish granted. However, you have to make them and post them in the appropriate thread (http://"smoleys").
I wish you knew that I'm using Linux instead of Windows, hence, the dll files are unnecessary.
Oh ok, let me try again.
Loading Wish: ██████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 32 Percent Done:
ERROR: Linux Sucks. Please get a better computer. No0b
Granted. N00Bs plauge your computer.
Guess what. I just got my cake! And it wasn't even corrupted!
I wish for more celebration!
Granted, but you die. And everyone you know and love celebrates.
I wish that, in the bible, it said Celebrate. Not Cele bate....
Uhhh...
0% ██████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 99%
ERROR: DOES NOT COMPUTE
SOLUTION: MAKE A BETTER WISH, DIRT FOR BRAINS
WISH: FOR EVERYONE TO TYPE LIKE I HAVE IN THIS POST
Granted, but Craig removes capital letters.
(In the bible it says priests are to cele bate. Which means to abstain from sex and love.)
I wish that my headphones had better quality.
Granted. They go to heaven in your place. Now they have not a single flaw.
I wish that I had headphones like the ones that just left you, but here on earth, in my possession, without anything stopping me from using them when I want at any point in time or space.
Granted, you can use them at any point in time. But a virus infects your computer and deletes every MP3 on the internet.
I wish... I didn't have to go to school.
Wish granted. You are now in a coma.
I wish I had a better computer, but still with Linux. :P
Granted. The Linux eats your computer. Didn't you know that it's has technophobia? Odd, right?
I wish that the Forum Games were dead.
Wish not grantable, forum games are not living. They are just a forum on the interweb...
I wish I had Mountain Dew Voltage
Granted. But I steal it and pour it down your back.
"Ewwww... Now your back is all sticky!!!"I wish people would hover over the phrase in quotation marks just above this sentence.
Granted, I did, but nothing happened.
I wish that i wasnt congested.
Granted. Instead you are ingested. Enjoy!
I wish that the Nelis boss music was even more epic than it already is.
Granted, it is so epic that Craig has to charge 700$ just to buy it.
I wish you could read this.
Wish granted. However, you might have an harder time reading this corruption.
I wish I could see better.
Wish granted, you can see better... with glasses.
I wish that TV didnt show reruns
Wish granted. The shows that you wanted to see but were unlucky to miss, will never be broadcast again.
I wish I didn't need glasses to see perfectly.
Granted, you need contacts.
I wish my house was cleaner.
Granted. But you can't see this.
I wish that everything was moving.
Edit: Sorry. Wrong button. Ert.
Wish granted. From now on, you notice that all the Universe is moving. The Earth rotating around it's axis and the translation around the Sun, the Sun moving around the centre of the Milky Way (our Galaxy), our Galaxy rotating around the gravitational centre of the Local Group (the Milky Way, the Andromeda Galaxy, the Magellean clouds, and a few more galaxies), the Local Group rotating around the gravitational centre of the Virgin Supercluster of Galaxies, and so on.
The downside of it is that merry-go-rounds aren't fun anymore.
I wish I had perfect eyesight (so, no need for glasses and contact lenses).
Granted, but in return for perfect eyesight you lose your hearing.
I wish that I had more boxers...
Wish granted. You have your house filled with boxers wearing boxers trying to punch you and barking loud (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxer_%28disambiguation%29).
I wish I could find my earring. :P
Granted. But dead cows can't put earrings on. Sorry.
I wish that Ert hadn't hit the wrong button on my last post in this thread.
Granted, but since he didnt do it you never make this wish.. causing a never ending relapse in the time space continuum.
I wish tomorrow came faster.
Granted. It comes so fast that "tomorrow" ceases to exist. As well as all past, present, and future tomorrows. In other words, we only live for a day, and have no concept of "tomorrow". Whatever that may be. :D
I wish that someone made a pillow that electronically kept itself cold.
Granted, but it shortcircuits and lights on fire. Cold enough for ya?
I wish that I didnt have asthma.
Wish granted. You're now a fish without asthma (I hope that fishes don't have asthma).
I wish that the quote button wasn't right next to the modify button in these forums.
Granted. Instead there's no corruption in this wish. The button is on your forehead and people smack you to use it.
I wish that Ert felt better about being smacked by people he didn't really know.
Granted, but only during the times they arent smacking him.
I wish for World War 3!
Granted. It's battle for DeagonX. You eventually get ripped to shreds. We all celebrate. In a sad manner. Of joy!!! :D
I wish that the bedbugs would leave me alone. Normally they just bite people. But to farting bugboys they whisper mean things.
Granted, the bedbugs leave you alone... The hornets however, well they are just getting started.
Quote from: Deagonx on April 20, 2011, 09:43:31 PM
Granted, but only during the times they arent smacking him.
I wish for World War 3!
Wish granted. It's a nuclear war and the Earth is annihilated 5 times. Unfortunately we'll never be able to play TSoG. :'(
Quote from: Deagonx on April 20, 2011, 09:50:11 PM
Granted, the bedbugs leave you alone... The hornets however, well they are just getting started.
Mmm... granted? You have hornets on your bedroom... lots of them.
I wish to be smacked on the head again! :P
Granted. But I accidentally hit the delete button. Aww. Now we have no more Ert.
I wish that I couldn't ever stop talking.
ERROR: Grammar error. Makes no sense..
I wish... for things to change. :(
Granted. A change occurs in the chemistry of your brain and you suddenly realize that Buggy's post makes a lot of sense, and that you really shouldn't be the one talking about grammar.
I wish for an elipsis...
Wish granted. You got an ellipsis: ... However, it got into your left eye and it itches a lot.
I wish I had my own ellipse.
Your wish could not be granted because the genie googled it and still doesn't fully understand what you are trying to wish for.
So simply, he kills you.
I wish for the color GREEN!
Granted. Your skin turns green and you're put in the hospital so people can study your rare disease. You get poked and stabbed and cut up a lot.
I wish that DeagonX hadn't hidden the cheese.
Granted. You get a green ellipse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipse).
I wish for a super tazer.
Granted, but it takes 10000 V Batteries and they dont come included
I wish I had a better vacuum.
Granted. It's so good that it requires 10000 Volt batteries. And good luck -- they're included! Unfortunately, they seem to have been stolen...
I wish for an exclamation point!
Granted, but it is such an awesome exclamation point that it actually makes noise, and shatters your ear drums.
I wish that I wasn't hungry.
Wish granted. You eat bad food. Now you're sick.
I wish that you could hear me when I sing.
Granted. But our ears start to bleed because of it. Then you feel really really bad.
I wish that my ears wouldn't bleed when Ery sings.
Granted. Your nose bleeds instead.
I wish for amnesty.
Granted. From now on, you have amnesty from your human rights.
I wish that my dad hadn't just hurt his knee.
[spoiler=Paradoxs]Really that wouldn't cause a paradox. Why? Because if he didn't hurt his knee, I wouldn't be wishing for it, for there would be no need. Therefore, the timeline in which I wished would cease to exist.[/spoiler]
Or you might have just wished it anyway. I wish my cat Lucy hadn't just died. But she hadn't already died, see? But that wish could have been what prevented her death in an alternated timeline where she did die, and I went back in time... you see?
I wish for a corrupt Board of Genies to replace this one.
Granted, but since this is corrupt a wish foundation the genies are not corrupt. Ruining this game foerm now on.
I wish I had a better taste in women.
Granted. But they don't like you.
I wish for ish.
Ish granted. It's probably in the toilet bowl.
Me: I wish for better taste in friends.
Cannibal: I wish for better-tastin' friends.
@Cannibal: Granted. It's Demon Duck. :P :D
I wish that Demon Duck would survive the cannibal.
Granted, he survives. Though he lost 2 of his legs and his right arm.
I wish for a time machine!
Granted. You replace two of my three legs with future bionic technology, and replace my right arm with a wooden pole and a hook. Really nice of you, eh?
I wish for Deagonx to shut the heck up about his girlfriend. I've freaking had enough!
Granted, you now have a replacement. Though the arm is a three-timing whore and attaches itself to two other guys.
I wish for my friend Jacob to give me a mountain dew voltage.
Granted. But it's empty.
I wish DeagonX would try to cheer up, though difficult it may be.
Granted. He cheers up, and manages to mope about his girlfriend at the same time.
I wish that deagonx and I didn't have this beef. And I'm not referring to a dead cow.
Who is talking about me???
Humpfffff. Eating beef, are you???
Wish granted. However the beef is still alive and bites you.
I wish I could fly. (A dead cow flying, that was something worthy to see!)
Granted, you finally realize I am totally right and submit to my relatively-holy awesomeness.
I bet you dont like that resolution :D :D :D
I wish for a non poisonous, non harmful, full can of mountain dew voltage. That I can taste, and that tastes like mountain dew voltage normally does.
@Duck: Granted. And now you ARE referring to a dead cow. Ert bans you for bringing him into it.
@Ert: Granted. You get mistaken for a very large (And I mean VERY VERY large) bird. You fall, but being already dead, you merely get intense and unending agony. Ouch.
@DeagonX: Granted. It's water.
(That's like the third time someone beat me to it in one post!)
I wish that we could all just cool off and let the political discussions sit for a while.
Granted, the political discussions calm down, and they sit. But the problem is they are inanimate objects.
More importantly, they are VIRTUAL inanimate objects. So nothing really happened :P
I wish that Jake didnt make me use cupholders.
Granted. Instead he doesn't let you drink anything.
I wish that we could all stop Hanging on by a Thread. (It's an awesome song.)
My brother wrote that song.
Granted. But people start listening to it. And don't like it anymore.
I wish that you had wished. Without making a paradox.
Granted, I wish. But its corrupted, just like your wish. So I dont do it. PARADOX
I wish that I had a dollar.
Granted. You had a dollar.
I wish you good luck in finding the dollar you lost!
Granted. Something bad happens.
I wish that something bad wouldn't happen.
Granted, the murder of the man who was to start world war 3 doesnt happen. Murder is always bad.
However, world war 3 happens.
I wish that I would survive world war 3, turn into a ghoul, and live a fallout 3 life.
Granted. The cheese you hid bites you.
I wish that the cheese would obey me.
Granted, but you died first. Sorry you couldn't have been grateful for having this one!
I wish for a harpsichord.
Granted. You get pie.
I wish that the cheese would bite the duck.
Granted, but cheese is soft. And duckling gets some sort of sick twisted pleasure out of it!! O_o
I wish that my can of mountain dew was everlasting, but never overflowed, or went out of the can unless it goes into my mouth.
Granted. You drown. Sadly.
I wish that boogies were killed.
Wish granted. However, you start hearing me complaining a lot because of my wish below.
I wish to be the only dead being.
Granted. You are. At a single point in time. So it lasts about a second.
I wish that a fan...
ERROR: The wish has no real objective.
I wish I had some coke!
Granted. You have some choke. That is what you wanted, right? Oh. Your face is turning blue... Hey! I'm talking to you! Don't fall asleep! Grr... Of all the nerve.
I wish that reboots weren't nessesary.
Granted, now full system restorals are required.
I wish for a better president of the united states.
Granted. About two years ago.
I wish you luck in reading the newspapers more carefully.
Granted, I get luck. Bad luck... Bastard. :'(
I wish that this weekend lasted forever!
Granted. I keep working on the back of my shed weekend after weekend, always losing the progress I'd made. I then kill you to eliminate he will behind the wish.
I wish that my dads shed was done being built, and wouldn't be destroyed or harmed in any way.
Granted, but anything to be put into it disintegrates
I wish that everyone liked me :D
Wish granted. Everyone likes you... with roasted potatoes.
I wish we weren't cannibals.
Granted, you werent cannibals. You all are now. :'(
I wish that I had the ability to make people forgive me.
Granted. But they hold grudges longer and with more fervor.
I wish I knew what fervor meant.
Granted, but Bugfartboy already knows four moves, delete a move to make room for granting, Bugfartboy forgot EAT...
*Bugfartboy starves to death*
I wish for more awesome hats.
Granted. They're mine.
I wish that I would relearn "Eat".
granted but Bugfartboy must forget a move to relearn EAT...
Bugfartboy forgot DRINK and learned EAT
Bugfartboy dies again, this time of thirst.
I wish for others to understand that they are perfect.
Granted. But you're wrong.
I wish that I would relearn "Drink" without forgetting "Eat" or "Breathe".
granted, instead you forget speak/type, your life is now a meaningless existence filled of torment of being unable to verbally or in any other way communicate/ :-[ :-[
Granted. You forget "Live".
I wish that I could learn more than four moves.
granted now you can learn infinite moves, but you are a magicrap and can only learn splash.
I wish for more pokemon comics online.
Granted. But you lose the ability to use the Internet.
I wish that I wasnt a magicarp. I'd much rather be Moltres or some other non-lame Pokemon that in LeafyGreen version can't be bought for 500 gold.
very well you are the creepiest of the original pokemon, Cubone. Have fun wearing your mom's skull as a helmet.
I wish for pokemon to be less creepy when you think about it.
Granted. We all forget to think.
I wish that I was an Alakazam. That knew teleport and several other moves.
granted...
The Wild ALAKAZAM was caught.
Congratz you were caught by some delusional eleven-year-old who runs around the country with useless-girl and shut-eyes-boy.
Granted. Wild Meowth was caught!
I wish that I had teleported away before being caught.
granted, but there are millions of them, everywhere!!!
I wish Brock would open his eyes.
Granted. His eyes are actually small Voltorbs that don't like sunlight. They use self destruct in your face.
I wish that I could complete my LeafyGreen version pokedex. It's hard to do, nowadays. Gameboys are going out of style.
Granted but It breaks and you can't find one now because they don't make those games any more.
I wish they did.
Granted. But you aren't allowed to buy one.
I wish that I wasn't up at almost 2 am playing Pokemon LeafGreen.
Granted, it's past 2.
I wish raid leaders who play as warriors weren't so ignorant.
Granted, they arent ignorant anymore, but are now too stupid to make use of the info.
I wish we would all shutup about pokemon.
Granted. But my level 30 Ivysaur doesn't like you for it. That's not what you want. He can get pretty scary.
I wish that we could all have pet monkeys.
Granted, we COULD but dont.
I wish my game would work.
Granted. But then it doesn't.
I wish that we all could and do have pet monkeys.
Granted, but they are ferocious apes. They eat you.
I wish the apes didnt eat me.
Granted. The monkeys eat you. There's a difference you know.
I wish that I didn't have to keep beating up ground and rock type Pokemon with my Ivysaur when traveling through a giant mountain.
Granted you have a chameleon instead, have fun...
I wish for people to stop calling discrimination against Mexican people racism because it's discrimination based on nationality not race.
Granted, they now call it sexist.
I wish I had a can of soda, because my dad forgot to buy me one.
Granted. The soda is flat, has several bugs floating around in it, and when you decide to pour it out, it starts burning a hole in anything it touches. Nice.
I wish that I had a soda like the one described above.
Granted, you drink it, and die a slow painful death.
I wish bug wouldn't refer to me as Deagonx anymore.
Granted. Instead I refer to you as Deagon\/
/\
Granted TAZER!!!!!
I wish for a shin new TAZER!!!!!
Granted. Your shin is replaced with a tazer. Now every time you take a step, you get a major shock.
I wish that I had a cheesecake.
Granted, you have a cake made out of old stale cheese.
I wish this easter would have gone better.
Granted. But you still don't like it.
I wish that I had lunch.
granted but then you lost it.
I wish for more time.
Granted. You just lost it.
I wish that I had Pokemon White version.
Granted, you have it. But all DS's on the planet explode, including DSi, DS Lite, 3DS, etc. etc.
Wish granted. Your existence will be empty from now on.
I wish that I could manage my time better.
Wish granted, you buy the time 23:59:59 to 24:00:00
It is now 'your time' and you can manage it much better.
Oh, heck no! That's my time!
Granted. GCK eats DD. GCK then gets tossed into a nonexistent jail. Because now neither he or DD exist.
I wish that I could complete my LeafGreen Pokedex without having to resort to cheating.
Granted, your pokedex is complete. It is now fully functional.
now go and fill it with all those pokemon!!!
I wish I wouldnt forget to make wishes.
Granted. You get all those fishes. That is what you wanted. Right? Hello? Anyone home?
I wish for more fish than I could ever eat.
Granted, it all appears inside your stomach and you explode all over your computer.
I wish this music Im listening to was better.
Granted, but the music I' am listening to is better still.
I wish for a shortcut.
Wish granted. However it doesn't take you where you want.
I wish to kill that mosquito.
Granted, the mosquito dies and 10000 more take its place. And your blood.
I wish I wasnt itchy...
Granted. But the thousand Mosquitos you sent against Ert suck your blood.
I wish for Game Crazy Kid to survive being eaten in a stew by me.
Granted then he eats you in bugboy tartare from the inside.
I wish for an awesome cake for my birthday.
Granted. "You mean I can have it all? Thanks cat!!!" *Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom* *burp* All gone.
I wish kitty had another cake.
Granted but I eat every crumb, delish!
I wish for a new TAZER!!!!!
Granted. But it's faulty. Everytime you taze someone, a brick falls on your head. And the brick gets bigger and heavier every time you taze someone.
I wish for the end of forum Tazers.
Granted I use my forum riot hose.
I wish for alternate crowd control devices.
Wish granted. The next time you're in a crowded place, the police decides to use fleas to disperse the people.
I wish to sing loudly in the middle of the street.
Granted. But now that I have my Learners permit, I "accidentally" run you over. Oops. :P
I wish for Epic War 2 to be redone into better graphics, same plot, same availability, and same abilities.
Granted, but you can't play it when you're in juvie for running over Ert.
I wish for a cat that actually was cute. Tigby is elsewhere at the moment.
Wish granted. You got The Holy namelesskitty. However, Tigby is jealous and appears to be violent...
I wish I to sing loudly in the middle of the sidewalk.
(And my leg still hurts for being "accidentally" run over by Bugfartboy.)
Granted. Tigby runs over you in a litterbox with wheels.
I wish that band students had more dedication to what they sign up for.
Granted. They become more dedicated to other clubs besides band that they've signed up for.
(And I feel your pain, Buggy.)
I wish Youtube would load faster.
Youtube now loads faster, but this causes a lot of people to use the site and Youtube crashes.
I wish that when I wanted to pay for something, I always have the right amount of money.
Granted. But before you can buy what you want, half of your money vanishes.
I wish for the luck of the Irish.
Granted but people hate you because you're so lucky.
I wish The Holy namelesskitty had a name.
Wish granted. However, The Holy namelesskitty is now called jb and you're become the one without a name.
I wish I had posted "Welcome to the forums, jb. Read the rules, use proper grammar and punctuation, play the games, share your ideas and enjoy your stay."
Quote from: Ertxiem on May 25, 2011, 02:07:38 AM
Wish granted. However, The Holy namelesskitty is now called jb and you're become the one without a name.
I wish I had posted "Welcome to the forums, jb. Read the rules, use proper grammar and punctuation, play the games, share your ideas and enjoy your stay."
Granted, you say that. Craig gets annoyed with you ripping off KZ, his long lost buddy. And bans you.
I wish I had more RAM!
Granted, you get all the male sheep you could ever want.
I wish for a clean glass of water.
Granted. But someone, not me, accidentally, not me, spits, not me, into it, not me. :P
I wish I would go to bed. Permanently.
Granted, you are frozen lying down on your bed. Permanently. You are not sleeping, but you are at your bed motionless for all time.
I wish my computer had more CPU! :D
Granted. It has two CPUs, but only one fits.
I wish I had a domestic silver fox.
Granted, you have a fox made of silver. Pure, silver.
I wish I had TSoG
Granted. But Craig encounters a bug, can't squash is, and ends up putting a virus in TSoG that destroys every copy of TSoG that it comes into contact with.
I wish that my computer would start liking me again.
Granted. It likes you... a bit too much. 0.0
I wish for a stack of graham crackers.
Granted. Mmm... Those were good. Want em? I'm sure I can induce vomiting to get em back for you. :P
I wish that Minecraft would like me again.
Wish granted. Minecraft likes you again, but now it's you that don't like it.
I wish that somebody could find a cure for a disease.
Granted. It's a cure for Deadis Cowicus. Also known as Dead Cow Disease. Strange people in white labcoats hold you down and give you an injection of the stuff, and you come back to life. :P
I wish that Craig would give me a copy of PA2 for free, with nothing required from me except to accept it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah. Noooooo. I'm alive again. You will pay for this, bugs killing (yes, I mispronounced your name on purpose :P ).
Wish granted. However, the second after you get your copy of PA2, your computer breaks down.
I wish I was a dead cow again.
Granted, but you die of Dead Cow Disease; such a horrible way to die.
I wish for potato skins to be stiched together to make a suit.
Quote from: Osirus on July 08, 2011, 10:31:15 PM
Granted, but you die of Dead Cow Disease; such a horrible way to die.
I wish for potato skins to be stiched together to make a suit.
Granted, but it is very flimsy, smells bad, and rots away after a few minutes.
I wish I had a 100 % discount at McDonalds on all items.
Wish granted. However, you start to dislike McDonalds food.
I wish I wasn't so happy for being dead again.
Granted. I bring you back to life. Be happy about that!
I wish my computer hadn't broken down.
Wish granted. Your computer has broken up. It still doesn't work.
I wish for another reversal on the life/dead polarity status of myself.
Granted. You try to wear a rotten potato skin suit, and you acquire a bacterial infection. Enjoy being dead...
I wish for a chocolate suit of armor so I can deal with penguins effectively.
Granted. But you get hungry and eat it.
I wish I were a Mack truck.
Granted, you are now an inaminate object
I wish for more MUDDKIPPZZZ
Granted, Mudkipz from Deviantart overwhelm you and consume your soul by slapping you with their tails.
I wish to stop choking on bubble gum.
Granted, you stopped choking and just died.
I wish for a pair of boxing gloves.
Granted. Thanks for the gloves. Let me test them out. :P :D
I wish for MCWorldEdit
Quote from: Mackirus on July 09, 2011, 08:26:24 PM
Granted. Thanks for the gloves. Let me test them out. :P :D
I wish for MCWorldEdit
Granted, but it can only place Lava.
I wish the user corrupting this wish wasn't so much like Presentiment.
Granted. You are Presentiment.
I wish this wish was a fish.
Granted, but since the wish is a fish it is no longer a wish, and the wish is not granted, since it was not granted the fish is now a wish. You have created a paradox and destroyed the universe.
I wish the wishes were more creative
Granted. But by making your wish more creative, it doesn't get granted, but because it isn't granted, it isn't more creative and then becomes more creative. Good job. You created a paradox and destroy the world.
I wish there was no such thing as a paradox.
I dont grant your wish, I ban you for making a paradox that makes no sense. Why wouldnt a creative wish get granted? And why would it not being granted make it less creative?
I wish facebook chat didn't suck.
Granted. Now there is no such thing as Facebook chat. Wait! if Facebook chat doesn't exist, how could it be wished to not suck? Great. Just great. Another paradox. Way to go GCK. :P
I wish we would stop with the paradox-inducing wishes!
Neither of your wishes induced a paradox. You misunderstand. You said "Now" there is no such thing as facebook chat. As a consequence of my wish facebook chat stopped existing. If you had said facebook chat NEVER existed, then it would be a paradox.
I wish Buggy would understand paradox's better
Granted. Oh wait. Cant. Huh? What? Huh? Who are you?
I wish we would all just get along.
Granted, everyone dies. Now we can't fight or argue.
World Peace = Human Extermination. The terminators had the right idea.
I wish food wouldnt get stuck in my braces.
Granted. But a cat does. How a cat would get into your braces, I have no idea. Hmm...
I wish that I hadn't left my poor dog out in the hot hot weather for half an hour this afternoon, without any harm or death coming to me or the dog.
Granted, you didn't leave your poor dog in the weather for half an hour this after noon. You left him in the hot hot weather for 3 hours.
I wish I wasn't too sexy for my shirt.
Granted, your shirt is now too sexy for you, which achieves the same end.
I wish for endless delusory strawberry fields.
Granted, you go to strawberry fields. Except it isn't as wonderful as you would have hoped, because unlike the beatles you aren't on drugs.
I wish my headache would go away, without causing more pain.
Your headache goes away, but so does your head.
I wish my homework would complete itself.
Granted your homework goes on a spiritual journey of self fulfillment into the himalaya mountains, unfortunately it is gone when you need to turn it in.
I wish to be a walrus after going through a state of life known as eggmanhood.
Granted, but the beatles capture you for their music videos.
I wish I knew why the icon for spoilers is a nuke.
Granted, you find out... Through experience.
I wish for a person of little intelligence upon a natural protruding land form which is not as large as a mountain.
Granted, you get duckling on a natural protruding land form.
I wish lucy was in the sky with sapphires, not diamonds.
granted, you have ruined a classic song, the arts community ostracizes you.
I wish for happiness to be measured out in miles.
Granted, you now must walk 1 mile to be happy for 1 minute.
Granted. TAZE.
I wish people wouldn't do that.
Granted. People never play the game again, thus preventing them from doing it again.
I wish I could be happy for one day if I walked one foot.
Granted. I chop off your foot, and you're very happy the day it grows back.
I wish for all cats to be as cute as my cat.
Granted. Your cat gets run over by and 18 wheeler, and the a tractor runs over what's left for good measure. Now, you cat is a disgusting looking splat on the road and all other cats look as "cute" as it.
I wish I wasn't so gory. Must have something to do with my foot getting cut off.
Granted, now you aren't so gory. But your train of thought is.
I wish I would always remember to post a wish
granted, why are you posting wishes in all of the threads?
I wish for even more Harry Potter
Granted, you are now surrounded by very Hairy Potters.
i wish I knew what to wish for.
granted, too late
I wish for infinite wishes, can't have that? Ok; I wish for infinite genies.
Granted, you get infinite genies, but without the lamps you cant really do anything with them.
I wish I had more mcdonalds. :'(
granted, you end up with massive liver failures.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Your wish causes a paradox. >_>
I wish Holy Nameless Kitty could name another paradox for me.
Granted. Kitty could, but Kitty's too busy dealing with the fact that Kitty's a liar; Kitty doesn't know how to tell the rest of the world that.
I wish for you to get the joke.
Granted but I still find it an insulting paradox, no hard feelings though.
I wish for fish with my ish fish wish dish.
Wish granted. It eats you. That's a dish with real bite.
Sorry
I wish I had a better sense of humour.
granted, nobody else understands your jokes (except me)
I wish to inhale a bumblebee and have it sting me.
Granted, but its a hornet. ?_?
I wish this koolaid wasnt so bitter.
granted, now it's spicy.
I wish to understand polititans
Granted. You become one.
Jeg ønsker at gå i biografen "Captain America." I DANSK!
(I promise I won't do anymore foreign-language posts)
Airport security arrests you because they assume you're a terrorist.
I wish I had more cheese! :D (Gouda!)
A tonne of the stuff falls on your head. You got CHEESED1
1Like creamed2, but worse.
2PWNED.
I wish for more opportunities to use things like 1 and *.
Granted but those features end up being banned from Sinister Design.
I wish the best things in life were free.
And by that I mean bacon. I wish bacon was free. and no, not the canadian kind
Wish granted - all bacon is free but Canadian bacon. Because pig farmers outside Canada are making no money, they have no choice but to either a) Shut down or b) Move to Canada. Within a year Canadian bacon is the only available bacon, and, because of the shortage of other types of bacon, it is more expensive per pound than gold.
I wish for a tonne of bacon to fall onto Deagonx head (and kill him). He deserves it - look at the effects of the last wish!
Granted, a ton of bacon falls on me. But in the form of seperate pieces, it has no serious effect. I eat it all.
I wish Steelfist would have actually hurt me.
Granted. You die.
I wish I could eat breakfast.
Quote from: Steelfist on July 21, 2011, 04:34:16 AM
I wish for a tonne of bacon to fall onto Deagonx head (and kill him). He deserves it - look at the effects of the last wish!
Read things carefully, Deagonx.
Wish granted; it's poisoned.
I wish that people would remember that every time they wish to eat something, they are either eaten or poisoned.
Granted. Whenever you want to eat something, you are afraid you are going to be poisoned (or eaten?). You become paranoid and starve yourself to death.
I wish I could eat something without being poisoned (or eaten).
Granted. You eat too fast and choke on it.
I wish for bad grammar.
Wish granted. You have terrible grammar, and are subsequently banned from the forum.
I wish to be invincible.
Well, you obtain an invincible EGO. And now everyone hates you.
I wish Steelfist wouldn't have corrected me on that last corruption. I mean, the point WAS to corrupt it.
Wish granted. However, somebody else will make a corruption that will make you sad, you'll cry, your tears will roll up to Steelfist and he will get rusty. Neat. Now he's rustyfist!
I wish to have a good dinner today.
Granted, you get a great dinner today, and no dinner ever again.
I wish for chocolate rain!
Granted. All the audio files in Minecraft are replaced with endless loops of Chocolate Rain. Or maybe just in the Nether...
I wish deagonx hadn't used the phrase "wouldn't have," when clearly the perfect aspect of the past tense was required, as opposed to the past conditional. Really! (Unfortunately, I'm seeing people do it more and more. I sincerely hope it doesn't become an accepted usage. Ugh)
Although Deagonx didn't used the phrase 'wouldn't have', he uses it in the near future.
I wish for bad grammar without being banned from the forums.
Granted. You are banned from the forum because of your signature.
I wish Idozen Cair's signature was changed into something grammatically correct.
Granted, but as you dig in you realize that you are eating the most disgusting thing which is compounded by it having eaten its own crap.
I wish for wind and rain but not in excess.
Granted, we change grammar to work like the sentence in Idozen's signature.
Grats bro, you gotta relearn grammar :P
EDIT: Granted, you get rain, and wind. Wind at 1 mile per hour. And rain, a droplet from the sky.
I wish that Rob had a picture of R.O.B. in his profile.
Wish granted. He shoots you.
I wish I could play as R.O.B. in Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Granted. But I whup you as Lucario. :P
I wish for a 1.8.
Wish granted. You got a one point ape that ate your fate.
I wish that the one point ape gave back your fate.
Granted. It's rather chewed up, though.
I wish to be able to fly a helicopter.
Granted. You are able to. But you aren't allowed to.
I wish that Spleef was less addicting.
Wish cannot be granted, Spleef sucks as it is
I wish spleef was never invented.
Granted. But MC Creative was never programmed. And by chain reaction, neither was Minecraft in totality. All we have now is Infiniminer, Terraria, and Dwarf Fortress.
I wish you had less of a grudge against Spleef. I'm making an arena in SMP.
Granted. I have less of a grudge against it than he does.
I wish for a free copy of Minecraft.
Granted. Your mother buys you a code. But you decide to give it to me. :D
I wish more people would come to the forums, but not to the point where anything negative happens.
Granted, 1 person comes for a day.
I wish that I wasn't so congested...
Wish granted. You explode.
I wish that I could change colour at will like an octopus.
Granted. And you cease to be a dead cow, but rather a living octopus. Welcome back, Ert! :)
I wish for Ert to be a dead cow again.
Granted, ERT Incorporated is now a giant dead cow.
Ertxiem, the humble forum mod, remains to be an octopus
I wish buggy wouldn't abbreviate people's names (c what i did there?)
Granted. Someone joins the forum with a user name of "Once, there was a pony - a mythical creature of Origin - who wanted to find his friends. He tried looking under the rocks, but he couldn't lift them. He tried looking in the sea, but he couldn't swim. He tried looking on the moon, but he couldn't get there. Just when he was about to give up, he had a moment of inspiration and invented the missile. The pony strapped several dozen on his back, and before long the rocks had been blasted away, but so had his friend who was sleeping underneath them. He had no sooner vaporized the oceans, than he found the remains of his friend who had been playing there. He rode a missile to the moon, but once there found that he was all alone." I still don't get it, but maybe this is why I like missile ponies so much." Buggy gets tired of having to type that all out, and leaves the forum in frustration.
I wish I weren't so addicted to Iji.
Granted, you now become addicted to whatever Iji is backwards.
I wish I wasn't so asthmatic
granted, you're now necroleptic.
I wish that I caught em all.
Granted. But you catch em all at once and your immune system can't keep up.
I wish that kitty would survive catching them all.
Granted, I now have a ton of pokemon.
I wish that I understood why people think 150 pokemon is not enough.
Granted. You join them.
I wish that kitty would catch all lethal diseases in the world.
Granted, he catches them. In a jar. And hides them away.
I wish bugfartboy would have chosen his words better.
Granted he now has a vocabulary such that you need a thesaurus to decipher his posts.
I wish That my computor battery stopped getting used up by people I let use it who are too negligent to plug it in.
Granted, it starts getting used up by aliens you let use it who are too negligent to plug it in.
Granted, TAZER!!!!!
I wish that you had posted a wish.
I wish granted. (two birds with one stone!)
BOOM! You exploded the universe. And my mind.
I wish I would have understood that.
Wish granted, however, now you're annoyed because
the Universe exploded 14 billion years ago.
I wish that when I go to the beach my skin colour would change. You know, we dead cows don't usually get tanned.
Granted. It turns a bright glow-in-the-dark neon green. You end up attracting so much attention from the lady dead cows that you take the dead cow disease cure to escape.
I wish that I too, had bright glow-in-the-dark neon green skin.
Granted, but it's invisible.
I wish for a teapot to travel about the earth in lunasynchronous orbit, undetectable by our finest telescopes.
Granted, it is not detectable by your finest telescopes, but by your worst telescopes.
I wish for someone to compliment my recoloring of the Sinister Design logo.
Granted. But they do it while you're in jail (for violation of a Trademarked image?)
Inwish.
Taze. That is all.
I wish people would actually wish for things when they post.
Wish granted... for one month after your post. :P
I wish I had a
sling.
Granted. A doctor gives you one for any broken-arm needs.
Granted, I load you into a catapult and hurl you into a wall of electrified poisoned spikes.
I wish I didn't have to wish.
Wish granted. Game over. Thread locked. Forums closed. Computers shut down. TSoG production halted forever.
Thank you sir! :(
I wish I haven't used my sling to throw my arm away and break Duckling's window.
Granted. You haven't, but not doing so wasn't nearly as much fun.
I wish for potatoes. Raw.
Granted. Eating them results in "increased fecal bulk, bloating and possibly some undesirable gastrointestinal effects" (Blonz)
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2009/aug/05/1f5focusm195324-pros-and-cons-munching-raw-potatoe/
I wish for eggs, toast and orange juice.
Wish granted. You got them sliding down your neck.
I wish I was eating more peanuts.
Wish granted - while doing so, you spontaneously develop a peanut allergy.
I wish for Ert to be given the required urgent medical attention, and survive.
Granted, but he's already a dead cow.
I wish for raw potatoes, not for eating, but for throwing.
Wish granted. From now on, you start to throw up raw potatoes all the time.
I wish I could understand what the ducks near my house are saying.
(Yes, it's true, there are ducks near my house and I can hear them right now. I wonder where the idea of wishing something about ducks came from...)
Granted. You now understand that they are saying that the fishing is good around here, but the stink of dead cow makes it almost not worth it.
Aren't you glad you bothered?
I wish that I could wish something and have it granted with no nonsense every once in a while.
Wish granted. However, soon you realize that without nonsense, things get quite boring.
I wish I could be nonsensical more often.
Granted: you could be, but then you wouldn't make as much sense.
I wish for 3.14151926535... puppies.
Granted, Here's two puppies and head of another. Did I mention they all born on March 14 at 1:51 PM?
I wish that people realized that theirs wishes don't come true.
Wish granted: They realize, and their hearts are broken. They die of sadness. Everybody dies of sadness.
I wish for a wish that has no negative consequences.
Granted, the wish has no negative consequences, the corruption does.
I wish for 'simple machines forum' in the top right to be in all capitals.
Wish granted. Each letter in 'simple machines forum' is now the capital of its own country.
I wish I didn't had have 99% of a hill.
Edit: The grammar's SS made me change my wish. :'(
Quote from: Ertxiem on October 04, 2011, 04:47:19 PM
Wish granted. Each letter in 'simple machines forum' is now the capital of its own country.
I wish I didn't had 99% of a hill.
The Genie is a grammar nazi and slaps you.
I wish there wasn't a tiny hole in the knee of my new jeans :(
Granted. It's a gigantic hole now.
I wish for a great book to read.
Wish granted. The book is so great that after you finish reading it, you want to read it over and over again. As a small consequence, you will never play TSoG, just because you're reading the book.
I wish I had 5 large holes in my head.
Granted, you obtain 5 more pores. Large enough, right?
I wish I understood physics.
Granted. Now you understand why your barber can read your mind... oh, wait. Those are psychics.
I wish I could take chemistry and biology in the same year.
Quote from: Duckling on October 06, 2011, 06:56:44 PM
Granted. Now you understand why your barber can read your mind... oh, wait. Those are psychics.
I wish I could take chemistry and biology in the same year.
Granted, from January to June you can take biology. Then, in that later year, you can take Chemistry from September to december.
I wish we could all just... get along.
Granted. We all get along really well with one person each.
I wish for a cranberry pie.
Granted, a cranberry pie appears already chewed in your stomach. I saved the eating part for you. <3
I wish my dog didn't have hip displasia.
Granted. It didn't, but now it does.
And it's spelled "dysplasia."
I wish your dog were 50% smaller. Then its dysplasia would go away.
granted. since the dog is smaller then so is its bladder to it pees on quackey's face. not my fault
I WANNA FREAKIN PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYthat doesnt hurt me or inconvenience me in any way
Granted. The pony runs away.
I wish pruneman would start with "I wish..."
Granted. He starts with "I wish", then doesn't finish.
I wish for a better video card.
Granted, but your video card is so bad that the better card isn't a very big improvement.
I wish I had more free time.
Granted. The free time chooses not to allow you to spend it.
I wish I had something better to do.
Granted. You get into an accident while having fun with whatever it was, and are now in hospital wishing you didn't make that wish.
I wish I didn't end up getting only 3 hours of sleep for the past 36 hours or so.
Granted. Instead of spending time wishing, you slept.
I wish for more time.
Granted. While the amount of time you can spend each day increases, the number of days you can spend decreases.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted. Now it's my turn to make a wish. See how it works?
I wish that I didn't have to go to school until 10:00 in the morning.
Granted. School now ends at 10 pm.
I wish I had a proper wish to make.
Granted. I properly corrupt it.
I wish for more sleep.
Granted. You sleep for eternity.
I wish I could control time like a CD player.
Granted. A CD player doesn't control time; neither do you.
I wish I could jump as high as a house. Granted; houses can't jump.
I wish I could corrupt my own wishes.
Granted. You corrupt yourself along with your wishes.
I wish for a genie.
I wish Duckling didn't grant his own wish.
Granted. He corrupted It.
I wish that... Bacon.
Granted. Bacon gets eaten. Not by you.
I wish I could make better wishes.
Wish granted. You now can make butter wishes. The bread is optional.
I wish I could make better and less greasy corruptions. They might be taxed someday, who knows... :P
Granted. Your income decreases along with your taxes.
I wish I could make a movie and make a profit of US$1 billion.
Granted, but you blow it all on chewing gum.
I wish for something to do.
Granted. It takes up all your time and now you wish you had free time. Then you end up having nothing to do, and the cycle repeats itself.
I wish for an eternal loop.
Granted. The wormhole opens, and energy starts flowing through it, only to get pulled back in. Then go back out, and get pulled back in. In the end, the wormhole gets overloaded, and the universe explodes in a big wall of text saying "Trololololololololol" for... A couple million lightyears. So now, we all exist only in the form of Trolololololololololol. Thanks Chrono... :P
I wish for the trolls to go to sleep.
Granted. Without the trolls to occupy the time of 1,337 elite hackers, the hackers now shift their attention to ending the virtual world. The internet dies thanks to a deadly web virus. Now you are unable to access this forum, every database and blog/forum post gets wiped out, and I am unable to book my flight to San Francisco right now. Thanks Buggy buddy and the 1,337 1337 hackers. :'(
I wish I could fix the problem.
Granted. But you shouldn't "fix" what isn't broken.
I wish for my fever and heaving to end. Even if it costs me my life. :/
Granted. It costs you your life... and your life after death.
I wish I had a clone.
Granted. The clone takes your place in society after shoving you in a closet.
I wish I had more time.
Granted. Now you have less space, and go claustrophobic.
I wish I could make up my mind.
Granted. Now, you realize that your mind is completely made up, and disappear with a poof of whoosh and a bit of bang.
I wish that people that killed people that killed people wouldn't kill people that kill people. It's so God Complex.
TAZE!!!!!!
I wish I had a taser.
Granted, but you taze yourself because you just realized that Ducky's text was hidden.
I wish for poor third world countries to have an unlimited supply of good quality tacos.
Granted. They die of dehydration instead of starvation.
I wish I could see white on white.
You can! You can see white on white. Unfortunately, you can't see any other colours; everything is white. This, because of how bright everything now is, results in you going blind. You can no longer see anything, much less white on white.
I wish I had not wished this wish and caused a paradox.
Granted, but the paradox caused by the corruption is still there.
I wish SteelFist doesn't give me tetanus.
Wish granted, the rusty knife that I stab you with gives you tetenus. Nuthin' to do with me.
I wish that you had never corrupted the wish that I wished not to wish the wish, but if you had not corrupted that wish I would not be wishing this wish, so I also wish that I had never wished not to wish the previous wish.
Fish granted.
I plead the Ninth (http://echoesuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Rocket_Marines). And I wish for some Rocket Marines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution).
Granted. Your links are mixed.
I wish that my high school's national qualifying Policy Debate teams would do well at nationals.
[spoiler]
The reason I'm making it a wish is because I want them to fail miserably. But don't take this spoiler into account when you corrupt the wish.
[/spoiler]
Granted. The teammates eventually start a real debate among themselves and split up. Terribly.
I wish I could get back into high school.
@bug: Wish granted. They do so well that they will become the next rulers of your Country the day after they win.
Wish granted, you can, but only after you're 60 and as a janitor.
I wish that everyone has a
Merry Christmas. Even if they're offended for following a religion different from Christianism.
Wish granted. Everybody has a merry Christmas. Very merry; the merriness of the entire year is concentrated into one day. The few that don't die of over-merriness commit suicide in the joyless new year.
I wish for the world to retain it's balance of merriness, and survive.
Granted. The merriness is balanced using the Christmas scale as the standard, meaning that the whole world is a lot more jolly... and has more mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in -olly...
I wish I could tell when Ert was using mouseover text and when he wasn't.
Granted. Now you can't tell when he's trolling.
I wish that nothing happens.
Wish granted. The heat death of the Universe happens right now. Bye bye everything. The protons have decayed, the black holes have evaporated and only very low energy photons are faintly present.
I wish I wasn't dead so that I'll be unable to see the heat death of the Universe, in part because it will be a cold death.
Granted. You are now slightly less dead; you can watch the heat death, but it won't kill you.
I wish for the Take-A-Wish foundation to be a real thing.
Granted. However the Make-A-Wish foundation isn't a real thing, so the Take-A-Wish foundation dies out.
I wish for a Break-A-Wish foundation.
Granted, but one day the Break-a-Wish Foundation is tried and found guilty of manslaughter; some of the dying children wished for infinite wishes, and Break-a-Wish had to break them infinitely.
I wish for a garden hose, a ski mask, a bear trap, and a tourist's map of the Pentagon.
Granted. Everything works well except that the map is in Japanese; you get lost, and soon, arrested.
[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]I wish I had a letter that worked this way.[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
Granted. The letter is q
I wish I'd bet you wish you had known that I can read (some) Japanese.
私は日本語 を話せますか.
Granted. I do, but I also wish you'd fix that Japanese sentence that you screwed up so badly.
My bad. You see, I don't really speak the language, but I try.
Oh, crud! I see! I wish I had remembered that the direct object is not the same thing as the subject!
Wish granted. This causes a paradox, and you are stuck in a loop of wishing and not wishing, until the genie gives up and just smites you.
I wish the genie was nicer to people who don't think their wishes through properly.
Granted. However, the same thing happens to you, since your wish was in the past tense. The genie goes through being nice and not nice to ill-thought-out-wish-wishers, but finally gives up and settles on dropping a wet fish on your head from twenty feet.
I wish for a better language.
Granted. It's English. :D
I wish to be more emotionally outgoing in a safe manner. It's not good to keep yourself bottled up you know.
Wish granted. However, this makes you somewhat . . . irritating. You find yourself with no friends, unable to bottle up your emotions and stop crying for long enough to find some new ones.
I wish for an unnatural disaster.
Granted. You pass gas. DX
I wish for survival.
Wish granted. I survive. You don't.
I wish for my survival.
Granted. But I steal it from you when you aren't looking.
I wish for Ertxiem's survival.
Wish granted, for a femtosecond.
I wish I had a bicycle.
Wish granted. Unfortunately, you forget how to ride one. Fortunately, this doesn't affect you, as I steal it from you while you aren't looking.
I wish for a non-corruptive genie.
Granted. But you can't expect an already corrupted genie to not corrupt this wish. So your efforts are in vain.
I wish for nine big yachts to dock on my chest, cutting off blood circulation to my entire body.
Granted. The genie had to bend space and time for that to occur, meaning that you have some very small, 5000 ton yachts sitting on you.
I wish for a biscuit.
Granted. But I burned it. And then smothered it in animal innards.
I wish for a decent biscuit. I don't care who gets it.
Granted. The biscuit is fully clothed -- that is, it's decent.
I wish for a cool smiley face.
Wish granted. 8) However, it's armed with a machine gun and starts to fire at you. Run!
I wish that the decent biscuit will find a decent job.
Granted. It's decent job is as a male stripper, losing it's decent clothes.
I wish the decent biscuit with a somewhat decent job would get a decent paycheck.
Wish granted. It does. But it's not enough to give its decent family everything it wants.
Granted. Your life now consists of the substance making your wish! Absolutely nothing! :D
I wish for something.
Granted.
I wish for everything.
Granted. It lands on your chest.
I wish for nothing.
Wish granted. You are nothing. You cease to exist.
I wish you all a Happy New Year! :)
Granted. Everyone has a Happy New Year but you, your New Year is filled with tragedy and anguish.
I wish for a sock filled with wet sand.
Granted. I wear it.
I wish that sand isn't abrasive.
Granted. Instead, it's corrosive. *slow clap*
I wish everyone happy 10th day of Christmas; enjoy your lords a'leaping!
Wish granted. Unfortunately, the next day you are arrested and charged with murder. The Lords a'leaping died of exhaustion during the night after a day of ceaseless leaping, and your wish is responsible.
I wish for less festivity.
Granted. Instead, there's a murder trial. I'm aquitted on all counts, since the lords had the choice at all times to stop leaping.
I wish for a cooler Antarctica.
Wish granted. Antarctica now looks like 8).
I wish the penguins don't get sick with that yellow Antarctica.
Granted. They get sick with a :-* Antarctica.
I wish I wouldn't be a wimp.
Granted, now you have a terrible speech impediment.
I wish my teeth were whiter.
Granted. The bleach you use to whiten your teeth poisons you.
I wish that I had the power over life and death.
Wish granted. The gravitational power of your body is maintained regardless of your live or death status.
I wish we were singing in a choir at this very moment.
Granted. Let the popcorn throwing commence...
I wish that K-State didn't have a football game tonight.
Granted. Instead, they have a football (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football) game.
I wish for a more genial genie.
Granted. Or it would be, if the genie had more than four hours of sleep, and knew what the word "genial" meant without having to look it up.
I wish for this post to be brought to you by the letter "D"!
Drat. Dat does dampen da deleterious devices devised. I think that the wish is corrupt enough as is that I can't do anything more to make it more corrupt.
I wish for a handy dandy dictionary for the sleep-deprived!
genial: amiable, friendly, genuinely kind
deleterious: harmful
"devices" in this context means "tricks or other dastardly plots"
dastardly is like the adjective that describes you when you're being something that rhymes with this word that I can't say here
Granted. It's made of your hand. Gee! That actually is handy!
I wish for a speedy recovery.
Wish granted, you recover speedily. Unfortunately, some weeks later, complications result in your death.
I wish to raven.
Sorry; you get one raven instead.
I wish to buy a cat for a song.
Granted. It's a cat that never came back.
I wish for the speedy recovery of a friend.
Wish granted. However, when he recovers he doesn't want to be your friend anymore.
I wish I was 2D.
Granted. Due to the genie's bad eyesight, he makes you 20 years old. Depending on the person, that could be good or bad.
I wish for double daylight savings time.
Wish granted. You now have to adjust your clock twice a day due to daylight savings. Twice a day is much better than 4 times a year, isn't it?
I wish I will not be 20 years old forever.
Granted. You become 20 years and a day old forever.
I wish for loops.
Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Grante
WishException. Script ran for fifteen seconds without really getting anywhere. Genie.exe terminated the instance of Wish.
I wish for a better wish compiler.
Granted. The new wish compiler works with the old one, and continues to be terrible. Just in a co-op sort of way.
I wish for ArticulateDuck to shine on YouTube. Even to the point of everyone becoming blind.
Granted. However, ArtDuck doesn't actually become literally successful. Just very shiny.
I wish for infinite wishes!
Wish granted. You can now have infinite wishes of infinitesimal size such that the limit of its product is negligible.
I wish I wasn't playing this game.
Granted. Instead you are playing that game. And you enjoy it so much, your dead heart starts beating again, starting to bring your dead cow body back to life! :D YAY ERT! ;)
I wish for a cool game.
Wish granted. You are now playing a buggy, poor, generally sucky game. In a freezer. *Cue evil laughter*
I wish for the ability to unwish this wish with another wish without wishing that this wish had never happened.
Granted. You find an inverse time-bomb on your computer, which counts down from -10. If you activate it, you'll destroy your computer 10 minutes ago.
I wish for more fuzz, and less fez.
Granted. All the beans in the world become little clumps of belly button lint, such like you expect to find in the naval of a very hairy chested man. There goes my lunch. Yuck.
I wish for a better yesterday, for a worse tomorrow.
Wish granted. Yesterday gets better, but you don't experience it. It happened yesterday, after all. Tommorow gets worse, but as you never actually reach tommorow you don't experience that, either.
I wish for a negative time bomb to be planted on Bugfartboy's head.
Granted. Sadly, though, it expired about ten years ago.
I wish for a new negative time bomb.
Granted. However, it's a 10-minute one, and the CIA defused it 12 minutes ago.
I wish for a human-sized hamster ball!
Wish granted. It comes with a human sized hampster. Which is intelligent. It clones itself, then utilised cuteness and intelligence to subjugate the human race and install hampsters as the dominant species.
I wish to unwish this wish without removing the wish that allowed me to unwish this wish with a wish; this wish.
Granted; it is unwished, and not removed.
I wish for a dish that's a lot like a fish, but more vegetarian... ish.
Wish granted. You recieve a plate made of fish. The fish was vegetarian, before it was cruelly killed to be your food. Thus, it is vegetarian fish.
I wish for no more fish.
Granted. The lack of fish in the world upset the circle of life, and the lion king exacts revenge.
I wish for a peaceful lion king.
Granted. He is ruthlessly torn out of power by a less peaceful lion king.
I wish for a good microphone.
Granted. Thanks for the early birthday gift, Ducky!
I wish that Ducky had my new microphone.
Granted. He had it between the time at which he bought it at the store and when he put it under the birthday tree.
(Yes, the birthday tree.)
I wish for an awesome portal in my room.
Granted. But it sucks in your homework.
I wish I had a birthday tree for a very good friend of mine.
Granted. But the birthday tree attempts to eat his or her pet(s) (or lack thereof).
I wish for tickets to be able to go see a tree attempt to eat a lack of a pet.
Wish granted. You get tickets: By BUYING them! You go, and you see a tree eat lack of pet; you see nothing happen. You just wasted a lot of money, y'know.
I wish for the tree to eat Duckling.
Granted. It sprays a weak acid on me, attempting to digest me (plants tend to digest externally), and I go and rinse the acid off. Way to ruin my clothes.
I wish that Steelfist would stop being so mean.
Wish granted. Now Steelfist no longer exists; only 'Steel-Hand Open in a Gesture of Friendly Greeting' exists. Way to ruin my name (And personality). For the record, I am not going to stop being mean.
I wish for Duckling to swallow a swamp-dragon.
Granted. I get the swamp dragon in my laser sights, aim carefully, and fire a sticky projectile of birseed. Instantly, my trained horde of swallows descends upon the dragon. It has been swallowed.
I wish for a Take-A-Wish foundation.
Granted. But they take yours before it can be granted and corrupted.
I wish for a better speech.
Granted. You get the Gettysburg Address.
I wish for a zeppelin.
Wish granted. Living skeletons board it and kill you. You knew exactly what was going to happen when you wished that.
I wish for Duckling to swallow, eat, consume and generally ingest a whole swamp dragon.
Wish granted. Duckling eats a cookie with the 3D shape of a swamp dragon. However, it's a tiny cookie and he's still hungry.
I wish I had a better idea than a cookie.
Granted. You have the idea of creating world peace. Now, to implement it...
I wish for skellie-proof armor.
Granted. But it's not bullet proof. So I'll just aim at the heart, adjust for wind resistance...
I wish for happier thoughts.
Nyan!
I wish for a cat that said nyan. Oh, wait; all cats say "nyan", according to the Japanese.
You go to Japan, and visit the equivalent of the 'crazy cat lady' to get a nyan-ing cat. Upon rediscovering the joys of human company, the woman captures you and locks you in her basement with yet more cats, frequently visiting you to talk about cats, while stroking a cat and sounding moderately like a cat. After a few days of this, you are located and freed. But you never recover, and you never utter any words but 'Cat', 'Nyan' and 'Help'.
I wish to possess a phantom Nyan-cat, which I can set on a person to drive them utterly insane by ceaselessly following them around, Nyanning.
Granted. The person is a teenager with advanced hearing loss from listening to Nyan cat too loudly on YouTube, so they barely hear it.
I wish for some ominous latin chanting.
Granted. It's summoning butterflies.
I wish for ominous English chanting.
Granted. It's coming from a pub.
I wish for San'ta Klaus.
Wish granted, you got some omnivorous Latin person that is chanting. However, you find too late that he's a cannibal and you end up being eaten.
I wish I was able to listen a bit better, but all those cats nyaning are driving me crazy! :P
Granted. You listen better, due to more sensitive eardrums. Now you can hear even more cats nyaning!
I wish for my class ring.
CLASS: *ring*
YOU: (15.99999 repeating in base 31)-
I wish for someone to get that joke.
I got the joke! Too bad no one else does.
I wish for a cute cat picture.
Wish granted. Unfortunately, it was painted with the brush of truepaint, and you get trapped inside with an exeedingly cute but vicious cat. With terrible grammar.
I wish for a Masked Servant to serve me and obey me.
Granted. It obeys me also. I have it destroy itself.
I wish that someone would get my last question in Ask the Developer.
Wish granted. You got your last question. However, nobody else cares about it.
I wish I wasn't mean.
Granted. Instead you're hateful, and no one likes you anymore.
I wish for a less hateful moderator.
Granted. You get Ert the way he was before (A dead cow must have some level of corruptitude about it, methinks).
I wish for Darth Vader in a box.
Wish granted, you got a lego Darth Vader. However, a few parts are missing...
I wish I could be incorruptible! :)
Granted. You are Robespierre, the Incorruptible. People get fed up with your terror tactics, and you are beheaded.
I wish for my refrigerator to be running.
Wish granted. Some legs grow on your refrigerator and it runs outside of your house. It will try to qualify to the 2012 Olympic Games in London in the refrigerator's 100m race. Good luck with that!
I wish that the guillotine didn't make all those tickles. I loose my breath for laughing so much.
3. ?????
4. PROFIT!!
I wish for cheap internet memes and lots of profit.
Granted. (http://www.nyan.cat)
I wish for a more accurate corruption.
Wish granted. The corruption hits on the bull's eye. However, the bull got mad and runs after you.
I wish that the next poster grants my
previous wish.
Wish granted. You are dissolved in Holy Acid. That has to hurt undead organic matter.
I wish for Thief 4 to be more like Thief 2 than Thief 3.
Granted. It is now Thief < 2.5.
I wish for cats. Made of zinc.
Wish granted. your cats all have zinc poisoning.
i wish i could sleep more.
(off topic how come this died?)
Wish granted. You're bitten by the Tsetse fly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsetse_fly) that carried the African trypanosomiasis protozoa.
I wish this topic was alive in the last 6 months.
Granted. However, the Ghost of the Past Perfect [or, Ghost of Perfect Past, if you want to be Dickensian about it] haunts you for it for six months. (ooooooooo...! Wooooo....! had beeeeeennn alive.....)
I wish for the Ghostbusters to come along and get rid of the ghost for you.
Wish granted. The Ghostbusters get rid of the ghost for me but not for you, so whenever I make a grammar or spelling error, the ghost will haunt you!
I wish my Inklish Grammer was better.
Granted. You can now gram the people of Inkland more effectively. Enjoy!
I wish that the sock monster didn't eat my socks.
Granted. The monster eats the rest of your clothes instead.
I wish there was a program that generated sprites.
Wish granted. However, they're the sprites generated are only sets of randomly coloured pixels.
I wish my socks didn't smell so bed!
Granted. Your socks smell pillow, rather than simply bed.
I wish for an ATP pill.
Granted. However, it's not the ATP you wanted -- it's ammonium triphosphate.
I wish for some good cheese.
Wish granted, it's under your shoe, you just stepped over it.
I wish to say goodbye.
Granted. However, you failed to take the opportunity when it arose, and now you are living in regret of this moment for the rest of your days.
I wish for a fox.
Wish granted. You got an orange one... in fact it's Firefox! :P And you can use it for free.
I wish to daydream (but I can't because it's night).
Granted. You daydream all night, until you shake yourself out of your drooling daze in the morning to realize you've had no sleep whatsoever.
I wish for a certain small amount of recognition in niche communities. [Now, where might I already have such a thing? I dunno!]
Granted. It's in prison. XD
I wish for a mirage bowl.
Granted! You're saved! Oh, wait, no... it was just a mirage.
I wish for the Earth to rotate around its axis at 24/25ths the rate it does presently.
Granted. But it's another earth. Turns out owl man was right about that. Meanwhile, we're spinning around to a degree great enough to counteract the physical pull of gravity.
I wish for some feedback on my reinstated story.
Wish granted. Your story sucks and nobody will want to read it more than the first paragraph.
I wish I wasn't so mean and unfair.
Granted. Instead you're Ert, meanest and unfairest of them all.
I wish for cheese.
Wish granted to another wisher.
Quote from: Ertxiem on September 15, 2012, 06:46:44 PM
Wish granted, it's under your shoe, you just stepped over it.
[...]
I wish I could be more benevolent.
Granted. You have good intentions, but nothing goes the way you wish. Duckling just died in a terrible fire. Thanks for trying to keep him warm, though.
I wish for a resurrected Duckling.
Raah! I am Duckling; feel my quack!
I wish I had been assigned less homework.
Granted. But I, in my indescribable lazyness pass my homework along to you. On the bright side of the completely dark moon, most of it is Pre-Calc.
I wish for wrath.
You get your wrath, but sadly your genie is none other than Mike Tyson. He interprets what you say as "Rap" and gives you a free Lil Wayne CD.
I wish for a Cell Phone with unlimited texts 4 fr33
Granted. However, it's autocorrect ability takes away your ability to ever speak in 1337 again.
I wish for good test scores.
Granted. They are in your Civics and Economics class, where you needed them least.
I wish for Buggy not to give me his homework again, since PreCalc homework is nearly pointless.
Buggy no longer gives you his homework, but I start. Because I am taking Pre-Calculus Honors.
I wish I would never forget to make a wish.
Granted. However, the wish-genie smites you anyway.
I wish you people wouldn't give me your stupid tedious math homework. Aren't you taking something interesting, like Japanese, or AP Cooking, or Greek History, whose homework you could give me?
[Don't get me wrong. I still love math, but I view Pre-Calc as one of the most pointless classes ever taught. In Honors Pre-Calc, it's just Algebra II review until the very end, where you do a few new trig identities. Don't even get me started on Advanced Functions and Modeling.]
Granted. But our interesting classes are ones we want to do ourselves, and we just lock you in the closet for the rest of your life.
I wish for purpose.
By the way, my precalc class is actually covering things that I've not already learned. Sadly, I happened to get the worst teacher my school has to offer for it.
[It is? Most interesting. My precalculus class did no such thing... sorry about the lousy teacher. I had the same problem last year.]
Granted. However, paying for care and boarding for a large aquatic mammal soon bankrupts you.
I wish the wish-genie weren't as deaf as he/she/it is.
Wish granted. Now the genie hears every wish said aloud by people and corrupts them all.
I wish for a smilie.
Gretnad. However, the giene is dyselxic and inseatd you just get a smilie! :)
I wish for less homework.
Wish granted. You now get all that homework in your tests.
I wish I wouldn't have to wish for anything.
Granted. You don't have to, but you do anyway.
I wish for more time to draw fanart.
Granted. It consists of poorly drawn smiley faces on pictures of Cygnus, and it gets taken down.
I wish for a wireless mouse.
Granted. Enjoy your 100% biotech-free mouse from the local pet store!
I wish for the density of kittens to decrease, so that they could jump higher, and have a lower terminal velocity.
Granted, but your density decreases as well, and a paper cut is enough to rip your finger off.
I wish for my parents to control me less.
Granted. They no longer control you. However, they're still your parents and you really ought to do what they tell you to do, unless it's illegal or harmful or just plain inadvisable, or completely unreasonable.
No wish to corrupt, so it's time to corrupt your brain! You can now think of only genie's face.
I wish for some anpan.
Granted. However, the genie decides to have me grant the wish for you, whereupon I promptly lose the anpan [read: eat] because I'm too busy thinking of the genie's face to think of delivering it to you.
I wish for more days off like this one.
Wish granted. You got your day off, but only because your calendar is off and you think it's sunday.
I wish that tomorrow will be a good day for me :D
Wish granted. However, it's too late now because your tomorrow happened three days ago.
I wish that 1999 wasn't the year before 2000.
Granted. It was the year before 1000, due to a slight programming error.
I wish for some food to be on a tray in front of me, preferably the good kind.
You get your favorite food! But your hands and feet are tied and you can't reach the tray with your mouth. You starve to death.
I wish for some more time.
Granted. You have all the time in the world pass you by as you do nothing.
I wish for a potato cannon.
Wish granted. However, due to the high temperature and speed, the potato canon can only fire purée.
I wish I could wear a tie.
Granted. You could wear a tie, but you never get invited to the right kind of events where a tie and jacket are the thing to wear.
I wish for a tuxedo.
Granted. Your new pet penguin waddled off with it.
I wish for an orange.
Everything is now orange! Congrats.
I wish that everything wasn't so orange..
Wish granted, everything it's salmon.
I wish to eat grilled salmon tomorrow at lunch, please (see how polite I am? :P ).
Granted. The salmon you end up eating has been thoroughly and aggressively interviewed. However, it's still raw.
I wish for some cucumber sushi.
Wish granted. You are now sent to the planet of "Cucumber Sushi", which is made of gold. There is no way out.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
Wish granted. You are now a bit more bored than before.
I wish I could have slept another hour.
Granted. You could have, but you would have been late for your obligations or otherwise underprepared for your day.
I wish to see progress in 0x10c.
You get to see progress. But you see so much progress that your brains can't take it and you forget all of it.
I wish I could just sleep through my schooldays for a week without me dropping out of the classes.
Granted. But you don't learn anything.
I wish for a fluffy kitten.
Granted. It's dead.
I wish for a new acoustic guitar
Wish granted, however you forget how to play it.
I wish I could play the guitar harmoniously.
Granted, but your guitar was stolen.
I wish for an undead fluffy kitten.
Granted. But Revive Kills Zombie (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReviveKillsZombie)s, and you lose it.
I wish for health.
You get health. But it costs you all your money, you lose your home, get depressed, and die.
I wish for something simple.
Granted. The feeling of knowing that your wish was uncorrupted. Oh, and by the way... that isn't actually something.
I wish for subtlety.
As I'm writting, I'm giving you the opportunity of
never being able to visit the Sinister Design Forums again.
I wish I was more subtle. (Actually, I'm not sure if I really can be more sublte than forgetting to press the "post" button. I'm glad the ctrl+shift+T re-opens the tab and firefox manages to save what I typed!)
Granted. Now you think your too subtle and want to be back to your old self.
I wish for subtitles?
Wish granted. It's your sig, however it's not related to what you post.
I also (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=1170.msg44268#msg44268) wish to be the winner of this game.
Granted. You conquer all opposing Australian factions, only to realize that you needed the kangaroos all along -- by conquering them and destroying their spirits, you lost the only friends you could ever have in this world.
I wish I were less melodramatic.
Wish granted. You speak in a flat, droning monotone at all times - even in an emotional state - and display no facial expression ever again. People either think you boring or discomfiting, and you die alone, friendless and scarcely remembered. While engraving your gravestone, the mason forgot what he was doing, and thus never finished it; he delivered the unfinished work to your disinterested family. No-one noticed. No-one cared enough to look.
I wish writing the above passage had been less depressing.
Wish granted. You now find joy in everything that's depressing! The next day you kill yourself, just for the fun of it.
I wish that I was The Walrus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLrVolPe4Y)
Wish granted. You're a magazine (http://walrusmagazine.com/)
I wish I was made of paper.
Granted, but you forget your condition, and go for a swim. Now you're black and white, and wet all over.
I wish for a better joke.
Granted, but you are the joke!
I wish I had some candy.
Granted. It rots your teeth.
I wish for a pan-galactic gargle-blaster.
Granted, when the pan hits your face, you return with the face of a duck.
I wish for a schedule in which videos were uploaded in a regular fashion on ArticulateDuck's YouTube channel.
Wish granted. Once a decade it is.
I wish that I wasn't so bad at making interesting wishes.
Granted. Instead, you are brilliantly awesome at making interesting wishes, but you supress your talents out of shame, and the amazing wishing you could have done is never realized.
I wish someone would realize that I generally have a pretty busy schedule and that my channel is exclusively a summer thing.
Wish granted. However you move to Mercury and "Summer" means "day" in there.
I wish I wasn't listening to Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner.
Granted. You weren't, but now you are.
I wish the National Socialist German Grammarians' Party agents didn't just appear out of nowhere every once in a while.
Wish granted. Now they don't appear out of nowhere every once in a while, they appear out of nowhere every now and then.
Granted. The genie has made it so you never said the wish in the first place.
I wish for a burrito.
Granted. It gives you gas.
I wish for beef jerky.
Granted. It gives you high blood pressure.
I wish for a tortilla that does not give me gas, and tastes good, and isn't poisoned, and is in no other way clichéëdly corrupted.
Granted. But out of spite, the genie fills the burrito with hot nails when yiu aren't looking.
I wish for murder.
Granted. You're murdered.
I wish for larcenarsony.
Wish granted, you're lancearmstrongly. Now you will never win the Tour de France ever again and your previous wins will be taken from you.
I wish I knew what I'm writing about.
Granted -- you know that you're writing about Lance Armstrong.
I wish my Spanish teacher were simply better at teaching.
Deseo concedido. Ahora tuyo professor es muy mejor a ensiñar-te. Sin embargo, continuas sin compreender nadie.
I wish my Spanish gets significantly better within a reasonable amount of time.
Granted. But reasonable for you is different than reasonable for the genie. The genie decides to teach you Spanish, after you've died again.
I wish for better 011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001 skills.
Granted. You are now highly skilled in the number 108204962968185. The 108204962968184 before it, however, still escape you.
I wish I hadn't just run out of wishes.
Wish granted. You lose everything you had, and now you have want to wish them back, but you can only do so one by one.
I wish the genie was nicer at times.
Wish granted. However, due to unfortunate coincidences, the Genie will never be nicer to you.
Inspired by the Halloween, I wish we all rotten to death with excruciating pain. >:D
Granted. But as the genie was off on his way, terrorizing others, only you "rotten" to death "with" excruciating pain.
I wish for typos.
Wish granted. A dozen typographic machines fall on top of you coming from nowhere.
I wish I had written "I wish we all rot to death in excruciating pain", unless there is a grammar mistake in it. :P
Wish granted. But the genie heard your wish wrong so it didn't change a thing.
I wish my chair was more comfy.
Granted. However, due to your chair's amazing comfiness, it is suddenly taken away from you for intensive study in the laboratories of a powerful furniture manufacturer.
Granted. But instead of granting your wish, the genie just gave you terrible gas.
I wish for homework.
Wish granted. You get so much that you no more have anything else in your life you have time to do. So you are bound to your homework, for the rest of your life.
I wish not wishing wouldn't corrupt your wish... or wishlessness... or unwish... or..........What were I on about again?
Granted. Your wish goes uncorrupted, despite the fact that you actually wished something. Take that.
I wish human interaction didn't have to be so violent.
Granted. It's now more violent.
I wish for movie funds.
Granted. Your extensive torture and eventual death are funded as the basis for an inspiring children's movie, to be released in 2014.
I wish people would highlight text to see the unseen, instead of assuming I hadn't posted a wish.
Granted. People now highlight text more often, but not often enough that you avoid being tazed on occasion.
I wish people wouldn't double-post like this.
Wish granted. A mod comes along and deletes all double posts.
I wish I will not be the mod assigned to do the double post deletion.
Granted. In order to establish that, I am made a mod, and end up getting banned for completely wrecking the forums out of power-crazed actions.
I wish for reasonable corruptions.
Granted. I bribe the wish-corruption-genie with fifty grand and three tickets to Henry V parts 1 and 2, and in return he doesn't corrupt my wish.
I wish for the genie to take my bribe and be corrupt himself.
Granted. But as you can't further corrupt something already completely corrupted, 1=0.
I wish for better logic than 1=0.
Granted. 1=0.5
I wish for a bigger improvement than that.
Wish granted. 2 < 1.
Proof:
Assume: a < b.
Then, adding a to both sides, we get: 2a < a + b.
Subtracting 2b from both sides, we obtain: 2a - 2b < a - b.
Using the distributive property: 2 (a - b) < 1 (a < b).
Therefore, if we divide both sides by (a - b), we will prove that 2 < 1.
I wish that all of you like the proof presented above.
(Great! While I was writing this post Duckling replied but I could still use what I've written without changing a single character... except this parenthesis! :P )
Granted. But the overall burden of proof is too great, and the website collapses under strain of illogical logic.
I wish for faster typing speed.
Wish granted. You now can type twice as faster but your typos now appear every other letter, making what you type unintelligible.
I wish I knew how to prove that triangles don't exist.
Granted. However, you remember that in your earlier proof, you failed to invert the inequality after dividing both sides by a negative value.
I wish triangles existed again.
Granted. They exist inside your mind. Quite literally in fact.
I wish for speed.
Wish granted. You now are able to move so fast that the heat generated by the friction of the air incinerates you on your next movement... you'd better. Be. Very. Still!
I wish you wanted me to prove that in any set of billiard balls, all balls have the same colour.
(I think that proving that 2 < 1 is funnier than proving that 2 = 1.)
Granted. But seeing as you only wanted me to want you to prove that in any set of billiard balls, all balls have the same color, the genie ignores your wish.
I wish for a more logical corruption. Something along the lines of 2 gtr 1
I wish I knew what gtr meant. Seeing as I don't, you don't get your wish. Haha.
Granted. We all cease to exist, and the thread dies.
(gtr is the greater than operator in DOS.) Example:
if %variablex% gtr %variabley% goto %variablez%
I wish for more intense coding abilities.
Granted. You create your own code, which can only be used to make viruses, which travel through internet, and are unstoppable because no firewall can block them since they are unseen. It eats all data off everybodys computers in just a few nights and after that, no one used the internet ever again.
I wish that my computer didn't get infected.
Granted. You make your own .ATH code that explodes your computer and puts a curse on you and everyone you know.
Granted. Once more nothingness, and thread abandonment.
I wish for fewer viruses.
Granted. However, while there are less total viruses, there are more independent strains of virus. Deaths by infectious disease skyrocket.
I wish for more foxes in my country.
Wish granted. Your country is infested by Firefoxes!
I wish to eat a nice meal soon.
Wish granted. You get to eat your meal. It's a meal of pure energy which kills you in an instant. The genie thought it was nice.
I wish that more wishes were made.
Granted. Granted. Granted, granted, granted, and granted. Granted. However, you start to feel like the wishes are being taken for granted.
I wish for less stupid in the world.
Granted. Less stupid now exists in the world, but only in population. All the stupidness of all the beings from other planets is transferred to earth and we all go braindead.
I wish that someone would take my breath away (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zSzlT5zBXs)
Granted. But you don't die. You feel all the pain of oxygen depravity, but never die.
I wish for a gruesome murder.
Granted. It's yours.
I wish for some more recreational arson.
Granted, but your home burns to the ground, and you're arrested for arson.
I wish that this wish wasn't a wish.
Wish granted. Or actually it was never grantes. But it was. Congrats, you just created a loop in the flow of time and now you're stuck on the moment you made that wish.
I wish for all the lambs out there.
Granted. The sheep farming industry collapses, and you're responsible. You also happen to obtain Eleanor Lamb and Sofia Lamb. Good job.
I wish for a longer long weekend.
Granted. The lack of education, combined with the joy of freedom, rots your brain from lack of challenge.
I wish for flame.
Granted. You're on fire.
I wish for ice magic.
Granted. It puts out my fire.
I wish for earth magic.
Granted. It buries you alive.
I wish for water magic.
Wish granted. You are now forced to hear "Wet Wet Wet" for over 100h in a row because somebody said that their music is magic.
I wish to get nothing from this wish.
Granted. I get everything from that wish, and I die.
I wish for __________.
You ________ your ______, and then _______ _________ly _____s out of nowhere to ______ in the middle of the _______ing ________. Wish _____ing _____ed.
I wish less had been redacted.
Granted. ____ has been redacted.
I wish for ____ literal interpretations of wishes.
Granted. All wishes are now take completely literally. Hope you enjoyed that nonliteral interpretation of your wish!
I wish paradoxes didn't occur.
Wish granted, however there still are experiments in quantum where particles travel faster than light and it still may be possible to travel back in time.
I wish that paradoxes do occur.
Granted. Life becomes a paradox.
I wish for a thematic entrance.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Granted. However, this thematic entrance plagues you for the rest of eternity whenever you enter a room.
I wish for schools to stop teaching me random crap I don't need to know. I'm looking at you, English teacher.
Wish granted. However you have just realized that you're in English class daydreaming and just said out loud "I wish for schools to stop teaching me random crap I don't need to know. I'm looking at you, English teacher." Ooops. You're in trouble.
I wish that you have at least one option to avoid punishment.
Granted. His one option to avoid punishment is the one stereo-typically associated with college girls and their professors.
I wish for a cleaner escape route than the one I just presented.
Granted. It is the one stereotypically associated with students who happen to have tickets for front row seats at the much-anticipated upcoming football game between the professor's favorite team and their biggest rival. All is forgotten, and good times are had.
I wish I weren't a stereotypical college girl. :?
Psst, Duckling, you forgot to write:
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Wish granted, you're a stereotypical college roof.
I wish I could be less sleepy.
Wish granted. Instead you are now a little more slippy.
I wish I was a house.
Granted. People now live inside of you. However, the city condemns you as unfit for living in, so you are quickly demolished.
I wish I could remember people's dramatic entrances.
Granted. In a side effect, you will never in your life see another one and all dramatic entrances turn to comical entrances in your eyes.
I wish this schools keyboards spacebar would work better...
Granted. However, you can never visit the forums again because your school's internet access blocks it for being anti-Cultist propaganda. That's right; while you weren't looking, your government was slowly and insidiously replaced by the Cult. You have Craig to thank for that one.
I wish for more days like this one.
Granted. All your days are the same now. You live the rest of your life in the same day and nothing new happens.
Granted. The genie makes your wish disappear.
I wish for a whole mound full of potatoes!
[and not a whole potato full of Mounds]
You get a whole mound full of potatoes. The mound is replaces your house and so, all you (or your family) own/s are destroyed and you have no place to go to. The potatoes are also inedible.
The genie forgot to tell you that it would vanish all of your subsequent wishes, at least for a while.
I wish the genie would stop disappearing your wishes.
Wish granted. Now the genie has disappeared. Good job! :( It's game over.
I wish this game isn't over.
Granted. Only your game was over, and the rest us go on in life, uncaring of you. It was probably because you wore a Red Shirt (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedShirt).
I wish for a policy debate related discussion.
Wish granted. It bores you to death. Literally.
I wish Kaseke had made a wish for me to corrupt.
Granted. It corrupts you.
I wish my partner and I had done better today.
Granted. Had you done better today, and your partner.
I wish my corruption had made sense.
Wish granted. You just never get to know how.
I wish the genie gave me my wishing ability back.
Still not granted. Your wishing ability remains inactive, though you do end up with a pretty cake and some flowers for your trouble, which is more than anyone who actually has wishing powers can say.
I wish babies would learn object permanence more quickly. Heck, my cats get it.
Granted. Babies take over the world.
I wish oinegsbwjaiwge e.
Granted. Unfortunately, ienglsytlsiaiwgt y.
I wish for less gibberish.
Granted. You have essl shgibbri.
I wish for the sky in my pocket.
Wish granted. Suddenly the sky ends up in your pocket and you explode because it's huge mass stabilizes.
I still wish I could make wishes.
Unable to grant wish. Sorry.
I wish for jokes.
Wish granted! Tomorrow you will hear the worst puns of your life and die of embarrassment.
...
Granted...
I wish for ties.
Granted. You tie for last place in a wishing competition.
I wish for hiatuses.
Granted. Sadly, the genie's vocabulary is terrible and, it gives you potatoes instead.
:D
Granted. The genie takes that wish as a wish to get my wishing ability back!
I wish this wasn't a dream
Granted. It never was. :o
I wish for less potatoes.
Granted. Now you got no potatoes. Actually, no one has any potatoes. The world starves to death.
I wish for something physical.
Wish granted. An anvil falls on your head. Now you're shorter!
I wish you all sing in choir "Yes! We have no bananas" until I puke.
Granted. However, you're a dead cow, and cows can't vomit. Have a nice eternity of us singing it!
I wish I could stop singing now. It's been a year.
Granted. An anvil falls on your head. Now you're shorter!
I wish for the liberation of all turkey kind.
Granted. The turkey kind don't give a ****.
I wish the turkey kind would give a **** :(
Granted. The astrix turn to ninja throwing stars, and you injure yourself.
I wish for locomotives in my living room.
Granted, but first you have to get a permit. Which can only be obtained from the Grammar and Orthography Nazi Party, who you just pissed off when you misspelled asterisks.
I wish I had days and days of vacation, rather than just days.
Granted. You only have the minimum numer of days required to have anday in plural form. Enjoy you four days (two days and two days) of vacation, and the many mosquito bites.
I wish for a better story.
Granted. Little Red Riding Hood.
I wish for less perfunctoriness.
Granted. Your life is full of perfectly pungent plights.
I wish for greatness.
Granted. Your woe is great.
I wish for fuzziness.
Granted. Your vision is fuzzy for as long as you have vision.
I wish for turkey on rye.
Granted. However, it's faux turkey, because some vegan joker thought that killing animals for food was barbaric.
I wish for pulchritude.
Granted. The genie doesn't know what it means so he just gives you a dead duck.
I wish genie was written with capital letters from now on.
Wish granted, the Genie and all other forum text is now written using the "Pure-Capital" font. However, you are unable to install it on your computer, no matter how hard you try.
I wish to ear a cinnamon cookie right now!
(I wanted to write eat, but a typo came in and put things more interesting!)
Granted. It ears you back, and the two of you rejoice in mutual earing.
I wish I knew what earing was -- though, I know what earrings are.
Wish granted. The Genie explains you that earing used to mean ploughing. However, you still don't know what it means today.
I wish I could address myself in a more humble way. :P
Granted. Instead you address yourself in a manner most foul, and get removed from the forums.
I wish for pyrotechnic abilities.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Wish granted.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh bang boom ssssssssh BANG! It was bugfartboy! (And we never seen him again.)
I wish to really understand why people tend to disappear when they explode, but the explanation written in the true "Pure-Capital" font, instead of what it appears to be the "Georgia" font.
Your wish would be granted, but I was never seen from again, amd thus cannot answer your question.
I wish for better corruptions.
Granted. The corruptions get better, and thus, worse. You've managed to make everyone miserable whilst not even existing. Congrats, Buggy.
I wish I hadn't almost forgotten to make a wish.
Granted. Instead of almost forgetting, you did forget! But because I don't really exist neither does your wish, as I couldn't corrupt it.
I wish misery upon all existance.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfarboy!
Granted, but you're as miserable as everyone else, because you have to listen to your theme every time you walk into a room.
I wish for slightly less misery upon all existence, because enough people commit suicide as it is. It's quite sad, really.
Wish granted. From now on, people will only mutilate themselves horribly.
I wish I could be 10% more efficient with the things that I have to do using at most 9% more time.
Granted. However, your newfound efficiency leads to lots of downtime that you spend baking cookies, and you become rather chunky.
I wish I had downtime for cookie-baking.
Granted. Sadly, I eat all your cookies and become rather chinky as well. (Corrupt-ception! D: )
I wish for fewer cookies.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfarboy!
Granted. There are no more cookies left. Ever.
I wish someone [me] would play that awful entrance theme on the drums and record it, for the benefit of the world.
Granted. Sadly it sounds nothing like we know it should and you follow me into nonexistance in despair.
I wish for $1000 to donate to the TT Kickstarter. I think it'd be interesting to have a villain of my (co)design to appear in the game.
デュデュー、ジャードヴァッパー、ヴァグファーツボイです！
Granted. You have all $1000 dollars you need, but you accidentally squander them on soft drinks.
I wish the Japanese version of the forums hadn't felt the need to translate your entrance theme into Japanese.
[www.sinisterdesign.jp -- check it out!]
[Actually, don't. It doesn't exist.]
Granted. It felt the need to translate it into Yenkahs.
I wish for the pitbull of pity.
Sihyahaaaamba kuchen yeneh kwenkos, sihyahamba kuchen yeneh kwenkos (kwenkos!).
Granted. However, you are promptly attacked by the rottweiler of rot, and develop gangrene.
I wish for your old theme back.
Granted. But you age in the process and are now waaaaaaay past your ducky expiration date. Sorry, but you must leave... Now.
I wish you didn't have to go.
Granted. I don't. However, I ensnare the soul of another innocent duckling and take its body as my own. Expiration date renewed.
I wish for less English homework, because that class is just about pointless. English I taught me everything it's teaching me and more.
Granted. You have less English homework, and instead are required to write an 80 page English paper over the history of punctuation. I would say you fail, but I'd rather not be deterministic.
I wish for faster vehicular acceleration.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Wish granted. Squashhhhhed you were (like a bug) against your seat due to the 100g acceleration of your brand new vehicle. You are now as thin as a sheet of paper.
I wish to dance.
Granted. It's the boogie, and you turn into one. Have fun!
I wish for fewer depressed people and more suicidal people.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Granted. More people are perfectly happy, yet suicidal for no apparent reason. Good flippin' job.
I wish my friends weren't unhappy.
Granted. They're perfectly happy but part of the group of suicidal people. Good flippin' job.
I wish for BUD switch protection.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Wish granted a big switch is now your buddy that will protect you. Whenever there is the risk of electric shocks, you can turn it off! (Even if you're playing Minecraft!)
I wish to go to the bathroom. Right now! If that's not possible, then I want to drink a glass of water, please.
Granted. You get your glass of water to drink, but it falls into the toilet as you try to drink it. Why you go to the bathroom to drink water, we'll never know...
I wish for faces.
D-dooh zhadoo bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Granted. You have faces. Everyone looks at you funny, and you can tell because your multiple faces give you the ability to see in more directions than average.
I wish for so much time, a potato could grow in it.
Granted. The time lords plant a potato in the stream of time itself and we all transform into vegetables. Yay!
I wish to be a carrot.
D-dooh zhadoo bah-bahhh! It's carrotboy!
I wish that alterations of that theme didn't count as wish corruptions.
Granted. But now you have to go back and edit that corruption so that it does.
I wish for The Sinister Design Forums > General > General Discussion > Forum Games > Corrupt a Wish Foundation
Wish granted. Your computer crashes on the way there.
Error, error. Please follow the template:
Granted but corrupted.
Make a wish.
:P
I wish for three.
Granted. Your template is inferior to mine, however.
Wish: | Granted. |
Corruption: | Actually, you get a number that's a bit closer to pi. |
New Wish: | I wish for clear-cut assignments at school. |
[Nah, I like my format the best.]
Wish: Granted.
Corruption: All assignments at school are now diced by a glass knife. You're now expected to piece them all back together and turn them in completed.
New Wish: I wisj for a glass knife.
(This seems too bulky)
D-dooj zjadoo, baj-bajjj! It's bugfartboy!
Wisj granted. You jave ordered it and are noj tje proud owner of a glass knife, but in tje form of a million pieces 3D puzzle because tje packet fell hust wjen the postman was about to give it to you. You got so mad at jim (yes, Him was jis name) that you jave bitten your tongue so jard tjat you now jave a funny accent.
I wish I haven't made fun of your funny accent. My attitude was totally despicable. Tsk tsk tsk, how could I have done such a awful thing. I'm very disappointed at myself.
I wish you hadn't as well. But what's done is done. Even the genie can't undo such deplorable conduct.
I wish for more inspiration.
Granted. It's inspiration for murder.
I wisj for sleep and cash
Wisj granted, mostly. You get sleep, but then you go and do something casj, and that's pretty relaxing, so you just kinda fall asleep broke. [where casj is an abbreviation of casual]
I wish for less reading assignments.
Granted. Instead you are to write a 20 page, 3000 word, report focused completely on Harrison Ford, from birth to life. It's due today at 3:00 pm.
I wish that people would let me get away with spelling "wish" as "wisj".
150 words per page? That's not so bad. Also, since wish is totally spell "wisj", I don't recognise your wisj as a wisj, since you spelled it wish.
I wish I weren't being so obtuse.
Granted. Your acute paranoia stops you from sleeping near angles measuring less than 90 degrees.
I wish for programming.
Grante- ERROR
I wish for cheesy garlic biscuits.
Granted. Sadly your whole family is secretly full of vampires who operate on Pre-Twilight rules, and you scare them off with the biscuits.
I wish for garlic free cheesy biscuits.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Granted. You now have biscuits with garlic and free cheesy in them. Don't ask what free cheesy is.
I wish for another Terry Pratchett book to be made into a movie.
Granted. Sadly books don't work as film very well. Enjoy watching a black screen!
I wish for color
Granted. Sadly, it's not in the right spectrum and you can't see it.
Granted, the genie created what you wished for. However it's only visible in other wavelengths and you end up loosing it.
I wish you had written your wish in a visible wavelength.
Granted. Your corruption is written in a color that is kind of visible, but not very visible.
I wish for blackness.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Wish granted. The text is written in black.
I wish to logout.
Granted. Sadly you forget your password, your email address, and even your username. You can never again return.
I wish for Ert to return.
Wish granted, however, you don't feel the difference.
In order to keep a long standing tradition, I wish you all a Merry Christmas!
Granted. Sadly my grandmother, who is coincidentally named Mary, doesn't enjoy you using a misspelling of her name. She takes her irritation out on me, and I'm never heard from again. Turns out I corrupted something potentially beneficial to me!
I wish for goodies.
Granted. You are now in possession of Goodies Windbaker and Churchill. Then, you are arrested for human trafficking.
I wish for more chances to see my very best friend ever.
Wish granted. You got his photo together with a request for a very high ransom.
I wish I had made a nicer corruption. That one isn't appropriate at Christmas time.
Granted. That corruption becomes completely appropriate at Christmastime.
I wish for a meaner Ertxiem. Like Ertxiemean.
Granted. Ert = μ
I wish more people got that joke. I'd be willing to bet Ert will, but still.
Wish granted. More people got that joke but they still don't think it's funny. :P
I wish not to follow a Gaussian distribution (who knows where it's going to). As a consequence, I shall not be Normal!
Granted. You're uncommonly boring.
I wish for bat powers.
Wish granted, you're now a mammal instead of an insect. Hence, you can change accordingly the 2nd and 3rd letters of your name.
I wish I didn't smell so much (being a dead cow has it's downsides, you know)... or was it those chestnuts I ate?
Granted. Your sense of smell is now gone! Sadly that too has a cost. While you can no longer smell, your pugnence has increases tenfold! No one dares come near you, and would much rather call you. Sadly calling you is impossible, as you are a cow and cannot pay for incoming calls because you are dead. You continue to be dead but now you're all alone.
I wish for Ertxiem to have friends.
Wish granted. He has friends, but they still don't want to contact him.
I wish I was Ertxiem. :P
.meixtrE era uoY .detnarg hsiW
I hope wish not to have made any mistakes in writing that all backwards.
Granted. Sadly there were no visible mistakes, so the genie put some in for you.
I wish for rightward eagles.
Granted. However, they are scared into becoming leftward eagles upon hearing your awful theme song. In fact, it's only a matter of time before it strikes agai--
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
I wish for an extra day.
Granted. Sadly the world decided that it would make sure the Mayans were right and end the world on December 21, 2012 AD. But your extra day pushed it to December 22, 2012. Way to ruin the hopes of many people.
I wish for cheesebuns.
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!
Granted. Dudes' buns the world over suddenly turn to cheese. A sticky, bloody catastrophe ensues.
I wish for a money tree in the back yard.
Wish granted. You have a Dillenia indica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dillenia_indica) in your back yard. It is also called the "money tree" because it's told that Emperor Peter I from Brazil used to hide coins inside it's fruits to trick people to think that money grew from those trees. As soon as the fruits grow you'll find out that it's only a tale.
I wish you invite all of the regulars in the forum to eat curry at your place, made with the fruits of Dillenia indica. And it's better be good! :)
Granted. Bet you didn't know that I happen to be a world-class sushi chef, did ya? Wait, curry, did you say? Oh. This is going to be interesting.
I wish for you to enjoy the world-class D. indica sushi curry. That is, the sushi from whence the curry is wrought is world-class, not the curry. Because I am not that good at making curry out of sushi.
Wish granted. We all enjoy the world-class D. indica sushi curry made by bugfartboy.
I wish we make a New Year's Eve competition for the best D. indica sushi curry, judged by Craig and the cast of all Telepath games.
(Is it wise to wish that Craig eats what we cook? Mmm...)
Oh well, Happy New Year!
Granted -- Craig likes it so much he puts it in the game as an aside,
TRPG1+2 Hero Pyro Blasts it in disgust,
Duvalier pours his pent-up frustrations into the sushi curry through Feedback [causing it to turn black and become quite smelly],
Anya reads a few books on botany before trying any,
Darkling and Shadowboxer hastily wash it down with some imported ale,
Rahel analyses my cooking style and coldly deduces that I'm an insecure person,
Griffin grins and bears it,
Arman is nowhere to be found,
David quietly sits staring at it,
Festus tries to live up to his name in the face of the gastronomic atrocity,
Gamblin' Jack is jovially making a fortune off to the side,
Luca starts to remember that her husband made sushi curry like this,
Noctus simply says "This will not do,"
Tastidian's face-crack flashes angrily,
Cygnus can't [or won't] try it because of the golden baby mask,
General D'Kah demands the arrest of the perpetrator of the sushi curry,
Nelis barely manages to restrain herself from Fire Gating the table in half,
Hellion refuses to try it on the grounds that the chef has not proved himself in his eyes,
Helena gives her portion to her Stone Golem,
and Set runs around diagnosing the attendees with various obscure illnesses.
The Telepath Tactics cast of characters wasn't available -- they're still fighting it out in the Dundar archipelago.
After the meal, my remains are found, with traces of no less than thirty-eight different Psy attacks present. Needless to say, the sushi curry was obviously a huge success!
I wish I could be reanimated by the same dark magics that brought back Ert from beyond the grave. Happy New Year!
Granted. Sadly there was no dark magic involved in the reanimation of Ert, to the best of my knowledge, so you remain a pile of ashes surrounded by angry Telepath RPG characters.
I wish that there was curry leftover for me to taste. Happy New Year!
Wish granted, but since the curry is now 2 weeks old... it's starting to move on it's own... perhaps Duckling will become Curryling if the curry is able to reach the ashes!
I wish to see what will happen to the curry and Duckling's ashes.
[By the way, great post, Duckling.]
Granted. You experience this moment in history:
Curry, weeks old and disgusting, is slowly inching its way to a pile of ashes on the floor. You blink, and suddenly it's years later. The curry is a mere five centimeters away from the ashes. As you stare in shock, something amazing happens... The curry finally reaches the ashes if it's maker, and transforms into something you've never seen before... A pile of ashes with curry mixed into it... In this anticlimactic moment, life seems more bearable than eternal dead-cowedness.
I wish for a shorter corruption.
Granted. (Short=boring? :P )
I wish I will remember forever the moment I saw the pile of ashes with curry mixed into it.
Furthermore, I wish to overcome
my lack of words to describe my entire feelings about it.
Granted. You remember that moment and that moment only. In your perpetual memory, you eventually decide on the words "Disturbing" "Miserable" and "Amazing".
I wish I had a pile of dirt with magical sugar sprinkles on it.
Granted. However, it gets mixed in with the curry-ash, and creates...
a Duckling? It turns out the dirt had the right mineral content [and the curry, the right base element content] to compose the original form of a Duckling. The magical sprinkles were actually nanobiotech entropy-reduction agents, which conspired to process and rearrange the atoms in the dirt-ash-curry, recomposing the original Duckling! [this time with 30% more curry powder -- keeps the pipes clear]
I wish to have the time to modify my profile for the occasion of my phoenicoid rebirth.
Granted. But that's all the time you'll ever have.
I wish for mud with magical sprinkles on it.
Wish granted. It's thrown into your face and it's magically attacked to it. Now you need a magical spring of water to clean yourself up.
I wish to enjoy my next meal.
Granted. You enjoy it very much. The corruption comes later.
I wish I was Ertxiem's next meal.
Wish granted (ouch!). However things happen the other way around because the bugs usually eat dead animals (ouch again!!!). (This corruption is still bad for me...)
I wish I can escape being bug's next meal.
Wish granted; Bug is given a tasty alternate meal before the 'main course'. You aren't his next meal now.
I wish that the ache in my wrist would go away.
Granted. It goes on a vacation to the South American country of Brazil. While it's gone it sends you post-cards showing people with aches in their wrists. It returns three weeks later.
I wish for a round-trip ticket to Brazil.
Wish granted, you have your ticked to a round trip to Brazil. However you need to embark within the next 5 min! Oh, what a shame, since you're offline, you missed this important information and, worst of all, you missed your flight. (Did I mentioned that you can't change your flight?)
I wish to grade some exams.
Granted -- you had graded the papers some time between the simple past and the present perfect. You didn't grade them, but suddenly you've graded them! It's nice how the world works sometimes.
I wish for potato juice.
Wish granted. All fluids are replaced by potato juice. Including the ones in the human body. Like blood.
I wish to remain fully rested without sleep.
Wish granted, you're in a rather resting coma, hence you're not sleeping.
I wish to also have all my fluids replaced by the juice of different vegetables in a bijective relation.
Granted. However, the bijective relation applies at a molecular level, and the molar density of the vegetable juices differs enough from that of your fluids to the point where at the point of the transformation, a pressure wave comes of the sudden collapse of the decompressed liquid [which is a very high-energy physical transition], and a few of your blood vessels burst. Good thing you're already dead.
I wish you hadn't made me think about that.
Granted. You cannot think about anything, and never will again.
I wish to be made of living ice.
Granted. You melt.
I wish people would be quiet sometimes [I generally have less of a problem with people here than elsewhere, because no one here ever yells at me].
Granted. But the genie got confused, and made your social life in all aspects more challenging and irritating.
I wish that I could easily manipulate the emotions of others to the point where I could do anything I want without any repercussions at all.
The genie grants the wish upon himself, and manipulates your emotions to the point where you walk away quite happy, not even remembering your wish to have such a power, and only the vague sense that your desires were fulfilled.
I wish for the ability to spends years and years on a project without aging and without time passing.
Granted. The moment you finish your project, or even stop working on it, time catches up with you. You work for a couple centuries. You finish your project, and disintegrate.
I wish for Duckling to regenerate by having curry added to his pile of dust.
Granted. However, all this curry-dust magic going on is starting to put a strain on my corporeal form. I could turn back to ash or dust at any time.
I wish for a more permanent solution.
Granted. I use Sharpie brand Sharpie markers to draw a poor representation of you on paper. There you go!
I wish to be more artistically acclimated.
Extra! Extra! Mediocre artist bugfartboy draws a picture! Sorta looks like a guy with a moustache?! Read all about it!
I wish your artistic acclaim had been gained through merit alone.
Granted. Sadly, I have not enough merit to succeed. You've just ruined my life.
I wish for a corruption-proof life.
Granted. You have to give up your dream of being a bureaucrat in a South American country.
I wish for even more cats than I already have.
[I see you've gone and picked up a tailor-made version of my sig for yourself. I approve! :3 I'm glad none of the contents are relevant until 3102, though, since I find it hard to deal with nonliteralism. Or maybe the 3102 was part of the nonliteral writing? Oh dear.]
Granted: Your Caterpillar Construction Equipment will arrive shortly. Too bad you can't afford it. (CLICK ME) (http://www.cat.com/general-construction)
Quote from: Duckyling
Granted. You have to give up your dream of being a bureaucrat in a South American country.
Well there goes
THAT plan to slowly dominate the world... Darn you Duckyling! [/figuratively]
I wish I could keep my dreams.
Granted. You become an incorruptible South American bureaucrat and provide a shining example to government workers the world over. Your body is found in a ditch. At least you kept your dreams.
I wish I weren't so sad now after writing that.
Granted. Your joy is labeled as "unbearable" and even "wrong" and you end up in a psychiatric ward.
I wish for a nicer psychiatric ward.
Wish granted. It's quite a nice psychiatric ward for Duckling: it's called planet Earth. Too bad we can't be in there, since we don't suffer from the same mental problems.
I wish I had some
tisane to celebrate Ducking's new psychiatric ward.
Granted. Sadly, someone spiked the tisane. You are now slightly tipsy.
I wish there were other people on the planet Earth. It's getting lonely.
Granted. But they all live so far away that you're still lonely.
I wish this forum had more traffic.
Granted. A large truck rolls through the server, smashing gigabytes of inane conversations.
I wish for less vehicular traffic.
Wish granted. The Police comes along to control the traffic, however they start singing Rooooooooooxane instead and the people stop to listen. Technically it worked because there is no more traffic (everyone stopped, even Craig... ooops).
I wish it would be wise for me to post here a wish tomorrow.
Granted. It would be wise, but for the fact that the genie's day off is the day after tomorrow, not tomorrow.
I wish for there to be a future subjunctive in English.
Granted. But then English is forgotten in favor of a more popular language. (Super necro, sorry. I wanted to bring a little more life back to the forums)
Your wish would be granted, however, you ended up with nothing!
I wish that my country wins this year's Soccer World Cup.
Granted, but your country never wins any sport world cup ever again.
I wish I could get more vacation from school.
Granted -- you are the envy of every single other student around and your house is egged constantly. Your parents make you pay for the new paint job your home now needs.
I wish I had more time to spend here!
Wish granted. You now spend more time here, and you even are promoted to a Mod. However, huge spam attacks become so common that you pass 99.9% of your time here trying unsuccessfully to clean out the mess.
I wish I had won the game I played earlier, instead of being last.
Granted. But by going back in time and winning said game, you mess up the time-space continuum and everybody ends up so much smarter, that nobody enjoys playing such games anymore.
I wish a user would remake TRPG2 using the TT engine, bringing more attention to this forum.
Granted. Unfortunately the remake is absolutely terrible, and the only attention it brings to the forums is that of rage.
(Aside: I'd be willing to try my hand at building the maps and recreating the storyline [Maybe with a few extra touches on my part] if someone handles the artwork and sprites. I feel I understand the actions and such well enough, but I'm terrible at artwork.)
I wish for someone who'd be willing to help with the artwork, as described in the aside above.
Granted. Sadly everyone who wants to help lacks talent and those with talent don't want to help.
I wish for a Shadowling Guardian smiley thingy to be added to the forums.
Granted, but it displaces the Stone Golem. :-X
I wish I had the talent to help.
Granted. Unfortunately all desire to do so disappears with the talent's presence.
I wish to survive the last few weeks of my high school career.
Granted. Then you get to college, and it skins you alive.
(Mind if I ask which college you're headed to, if any?)
I wish that I stopped spending so much money on games so I have enough to get Telepath Tactics when it comes out.
Granted. Unfortunately for all of us, Craig decides Telepath Tactics is a lost cause and vanishes into the interwebs without a trace.
I wish to go Into The Woods.
Granted. However, you end up playing Tree Number Five, and never see any of the action in the musical.
I wish I didn't have to get up tomorrow, with the stipulation that I don't want to flat-out die, thank you.
Granted. You wake up to discover that your legs and feet have mysteriously vanished, as have your arms and hands. You are now physically incapable of getting up tomorrow.
I wish that my roommate would start using earphones of some sort and his laptop when he's watching videos. (Seriously, dude. They're just Let's Plays. Sure they're awesome, but I can hear your TV from the other side of the building.)
Wish granted. Your roommate is now using his fresh new headphones: eardestroyers, that can disintegrate an ear in less than 43 seconds. They're so powerful that you can hear on the other side of the town!
I wish that algebra17 was a shadowling, that way he will not miss his legs, only his arms!
Granted. Unfortunately the world isn't ready for the shadowling species, and algebra17 doesn't make it very far with his new life.
I wish my freezer had an unlimited supply of pizza nuggets.
Wish granted, however, the door is jammed and you cannot open it.
I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and everything else that is appropriate and a Happy New Year.
Granted, but 2014 kinda sucked, so we're more focused on how we're glad the old year is over than that the new one's here.
I wish to find a penny in the street tomorrow.
Granted. Your foot gets run over by a passing car as you get ready to bend over and pick it up.
I wish for the polar ice caps to spontaneously melt as soon as someone reads this message.
Granted, but only insofar as ice in every existing glacier maintains a dynamic equilibrium of freezing and melting or depositing and sublimating at its edge.
I wish to be done with Wuthering Heights.
Granted. But Wuthering Heights is actually done with you.
I wish for yogurt.
Granted, but it's the sugarless, fatless kind.
I wish for highly conditional immortality.
Granted. You're immortal, but only in your dreams. You went to sleep one day, and haven't woken up since.
I wish for a friendly corruption.
Granted. You take bribe money from a friend, in an act of highly friendly corruption, and are quickly indicted and impeached or recalled from public office in the wake of the scandal.
I wish my favorite shows always got second seasons.
Granted, but they feature completely different cast with no real acting ability whatsoever, a poor director, and an absolutely horrible writer.
I wish that I wasn't quite so harsh in corrupting wishes.
Granted, but no one returns the favor when it comes to corrupting your wishes, and you become embittered by harsh reality.
I wish I could perform a zoom-enhance on those pictures in ???, so I could figure out what exactly is going on in them.
Granted. In your eagerness, however, you attract the attention of and unleash a Lovecraftian horror beyond moral comprehension upon the thread. Way to break it, hero.
I wish the Lovecraftian horror would go away.
Granted. You perform a rite of banishment, but it involves the sacrifice of lambs from an endangered species of sheep, so you're now a wanted criminal.
I wish mathematical discoveries never went undiscovered and unreported.
Now mathematical discoveries are discovered and reported, but no-one really notices because something more interesting is going on.
I wish for lasik eye surgery.
Granted. Your eye now shoots lasik eye surgery lasers wherever you look, and your eyesight isn't any better.
I wish for a hot late-night meal that doesn't involve waking everyone up with the microwave.
Granted, but you failed to wish for a plate, bowl, or eating utensils. Enjoy trying to eat scalding hot soup from your lap without a spoon!
I wish for love and synchronized clipboard inspections.
Granted. You now love synchronised clipboard inspections. All clipboard inspections are also now asynchronous.
I wish for love to be a thing that happens strictly to other people.
Granted; although the genie got a little confused. Instead of interpreting "other people" from your viewpoint, it interpreted it from it's own. Now you have a genie that will never love again, and the genie's
long-term significant other is very ticked. Good job breaking it, "hero".
I wish that the genie would learn to love again
OR that I could go for extended periods of time without sleep by plugging myself into my city's power grid.
The genie ignores the capital letters and interprets your "OR" as a logical or, and grants both -- the genie's SO thanks you and chides them. Meanwhile, you attempt to perform this feat of insomnescence, but find yourself running up your electric bill drastically -- you'd better be doing some valuable work with this ability!
I wish for some healthy snack food.
Granted; your snack food just finished running a marathon and is healthier than ever! Unfortunately for you, it can easily outrun you. Good luck catching it!
(Side note: I actually stuck title text on that OR. Title text that labeled it as an Exclusive OR instead of just an OR; allowing no more than one statement to be true for the expression to evaluate to true. The more you know! :D)
I wish for unhealthy snack food.
Granted. Your snack food has the bubonic plague. Hungry?
I wish I weren't on mobile and thus could read title text places that aren't non-hyperlinking pictures.
Granted. Unfortunately you are left without internet until next Sunday! :P
I wish for a chocolate whirlpool.
Granted. Your loved ones drown a tasty, sticky death.
I wish for a chocolate fountain.
Granted; everything that touches it's chocolaty (or is it chocolatey?) falls turns to chocolate itself.
I wish my brain got internet.
Granted. However, the interface is not subject to your control, so you just have the front page of MSN glaring at you whenever you close your eyes.
I wish my hair always looked nice.
Granted; it always looks relatively nice. As for the rest of you... well... your hair needed something to be compared to.
I wish I could find the push-pin I accidentally knocked off my wall without unintentionally stabbing myself with it.
Quote from: bugfartboy on August 05, 2015, 11:52:39 PM
Granted; it always looks relatively nice. As for the rest of you... well... your hair needed something to be compared to.
I wish I could find the push-pin I accidentally knocked off my wall without unintentionally stabbing myself with it.
Totally just made an account to reply to this:
Indeed, you find your precious push-pin without being stabbed by it, however, the iron law of causality forced the universe to create yet another push-pin for you to accidentally step on.
I wish that no one can reply to my current wish, and that no one can ruin said wish.
Granted. Unfortunately the wish only lasts for four years, after which it loses all potency.
I wish I had more people to play True Messiah against.
Granted. Unfortunately, all of them live in Tanzania.
I wish someone would just spontaneously buy up all remaining copies of True Messiah so I could stop paying to warehouse them!
Granted. Unfortunately the pious benefactor who purchased them all tries to pay you in stacks upon stacks of little cardboard gold coins.
I wish the climate would revert to its pre-Industrial Revolution state.
Granted! Unfortunately, the prevalence of man-eating packs of wolves returns along with it. As massive forests spontaneously burst from the ground and destroy all the power lines and cables linking up to your house, you find yourself isolated and helpless as the newly revenant wolves descend upon you.
I wish I had unlimited paid vacation days at work.
Granted. However, you find out that this unique arrangement is only in place because everyone detests you, and the company would rather hemorrhage money in the form of a permanent paid vacation than have you come in to work. This is confirmed when you try to come in for work one day, only to be stopped by security, who claim there's an issue with your access badge; they'll call you when it's fixed. They never call. The paychecks keep rolling in, though.
I wish for some delicious berry jams and jellies to make sandwiches with!
Heh; so I get paid and never have to actually show up at work? Sweet! :D
Your wish for delicious jams and jellies to make sandwiches with is granted--however, you are mailed a bill for the full amount of said jams and jellies (plus tax and the cost of delivery!)
I wish the world's adult population would spontaneously acquire advanced critical thinking skills.
Granted; however, most don't use them, due to a sense of personal attachment to the worldview spawned from their biases before they acquired those skills. Very little changes.
I wish for a parody miniseries making fun of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, airing on a streaming service I subscribe to.
Your wish is granted, but the parody is poorly executed and most viewers take it as an endorsement of Rand's worldview, leading to an upsurge in objectivism across society.
I wish I could selectively stop time for everything in the universe except myself, allowing myself to work/walk around/sleep unimpeded, then restart time again at will.
Granted! However, the time-stop doesn't cancel your momentum, so when you apply it, you go hurtling off into space at 67,000 miles an hour due to Earth's orbit about the sun... if you're lucky enough for it to be morning. If it's evening, your momentum carries you the other way, splatting you into the ground at Mach 87 and causing a small earthquake.
I wish to take advantage of the upsurge in objectivism across society to purchase a WWJGD ("What Would John Galt Do?") t-shirt, which I can wear ironically once the upsurge dies down again (due to people realizing that objectivism is a terrible philosophy).