Just one-up the post before you, don't just say the same but more so each time.
I won a Nobel prize.
I won something better.
Well, I won an award for the first award!
don't just say you won something better, be creative, I invented time travel.
Well, I went back in time and dicovered time travel, thus getting your nobel prize, and your time travel.
I can fly
I can shoot.
I can TAZER THE DUCK!!!!! And take your gun.
Well, I am... tazer-proof. I have rubber cleats.
Tazers don't work that way.
I have a rubber raincoat.
I have a flamethrower
Well, I have an ice flower.
I have the ability to manipulate time and space at will.
I have the power to put it back.
I'm rich enough to bribe both of you into doing whatever I feel like making you do.
I'm gifted. I can read your mind and use misdirection to get you to think that I'm doing what you want me to do with a bribe.
I'm so ADHD that you run for cover and have to sleep with a night light after reading my thoughts.
Oh yeah? Well I'm already used to trying and failing to process info (YOU try thinking about everything you see, smell, hear, taste, and feel), so I'd be fine. And I have a potato gun.
I have a potato masher. :o
I have a garlic press.
I have a garlic press smasher. And a potato cannon.
I have a refigerator.
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH
I have a mini-fridge.
I have a sledgehammer. And keys to Duskling's apartment. Heh heh heh.
I have a shotgun... and a tipoff that Buggy is coming to whack me. Heh, heh, heh...
Who said I was gonna whack you? I was just after the minifridge. Heh heh heh. I have a forcefield to protect me from said shotgun.
But does it protect you from said chainsaw (http://richhillenjr.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/texaschainsaw1.jpg)?
No. My blue forcefield only works with projectiles. My RED forcefield blocks physical attacks. Heh heh. Try your chainsaw. But I'm not buying you a new one when it breaks.
What about mental attacks? I'll Mind Blast yo *Donkey!*
Ah. But that's where the purple forcefield comes in. It blocks and returns to sender. Heh heh.
Alrighty then, I take my mini-fridge and tell God that you, a Christian was jealous of something that I had and tried to destroy it. Since you are Christian, He does not destroy you as He still sees there is hope in you yet, but He gives you a stern talking to and you are so scared and overwhelmed by what happened that you forget all about me and my mini-fridge, and go to Jerusalem and tell everyone you've met God, then everyone who's heard your speech converts to Christianity.
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I can't compete with that. I concede. For now. >:-)
I can!! :D
god isn't conscious in any way we can understand. think about it, what function can we do because we are conscious that god would need to do?
therefore god cannot give a stern talking to anybody.
Accually he can. Be made us on his image (by hand) and gave us life. What makes you say he has no conscience?
Nonono. There is a big difference between "conscious" and "conscience". And I have a 1-up mushroom.
You was one-upped.
I have a 2-up mushroom and a 1-up mushroom grinder.
I take them from you, and make a mushroom protein shake, which I drink and get a 3-up.
I'm bowser and I take all of your lives
I'm the game programmer and decide to remove bowser.
No problem. Bowser was starting to become ridiculous. Especially his monologue in Super Mario Galaxy.
Yeah. It was getting weird. It even scared me away from Super Mario Galaxy 2. And I'm really Ert in disguise.
No you're not. Oh; you just got one-upped.
I'm sick, come near me and I cover you with nasty germs.
I spray you with odo-ban. You just got 1-upped.
I launch a cubicle grenade at you, a febreze spray bottle with the trigger held down by one of those things you can tighten but not loosen.
You got 1-upped
I vanish. You got one-upped.
Everyone wants you back so much that you reappear.
You got a one-up!
I use cubicle mortar weapons on you
You sir, have received a one-up, I dare say.
I use office-with-a-desk mortar weapons; one better than cubicle mortar weapons.
Methinks that in trying to have been going to dish out what might commonly be referred to as a "one-up", thou hast recieved one in thine own right.
I use corner office semiautomatics on you.
Oue-up alicious
I use penthouse automatics on you. One-uppification.
I have mad ninja skills and dodge.
Don't blink you might miss the one-up.
I have emotionless ninja skills and mitsubishi.
Is your hair shorter? It was the one-up.
I have Honda and Suzuki and teriaki and pokemon and manga and Shintoism.
I laugh and laugh for a one-up of japanese proportions has been hurled at you.
Oya? Well, I have Rolls-Royce, and the McLaren. So there. Don't even try it.
That was the fastest, most stylish, most gas-guzzling one-up I've seen.
Well I have a kangaroo to ride and hunt dingos from.
Not a half bad one-up there mate.
Well, I have a dingaroo, that I hunt English Mastiffs from.
Crikey, you just got one-upped (what-what?).
Well I got a Ford Pickup! And I got a shogun to shoot me a woodchuck
That there's a big ol' one-up
Well, I have a tommygun, and a New England accent as well, so I have a hammock in my yodd.
The one-up will be getting you in ~1 new York minute.
I'm a cat. Your argument is therefore invalid.
Meow meow meow one-up meow meow meow
I'm a duck with a ammonia spray bottle. Spritz!!!
Quack! Quack! Quuck! Quack! One-up Quack!
Cats eat ducks.
You walked into that one-up.
I'm a bug and crawl in your ear to eat your brain.
Me no have brain.
One-up.
Me TAZE you in the ultimate release of ur2dumb4me power. You cease to exist.
You got one-upped.
I have a tolerance.
One-ZZZzzzZZT-uppity
I don't. I use the pre mentioned time travel to transport you all back to before the big bang happened. You die from being bored to death by an empty universe.
Can you get a 1 up?
Nope. I don't believe in the Big Bang therefore I am not affected. 1-UP!
Denied! You can't not believe in the Big Bang, as scientific theories based on evidence collected and examined are not to be believed or disbelieved, but rather supported or unsupported. One-icus Uppicus.
The end of the world occurs just as the bible predicts. You bow to Jesus as everyone, including myself, will do. But you get thrown into the lake of sulfur :( along with those that did not accept the forgiving power of His blood. One-Upped.
Guess what? The lake of sulfur is frozen, like most sulfur. One-upped. And I never bowed to Jesus.
The mesiah hasn't arrived yet. Double one-up. And did I mention that he's dead.
But you will. One-Upped
But I won't. Even one-uppeder.
And don't try to force your beliefs upon others. It's rude. I simply stated that while you could choose not to support the theory of the Big Bang, you can't not believe in something in which faith has no part.
I am the middleman trying to make peace between you two, I'm set because if there is god I'll spend a while in purgatory then enter heaven or at absolute worse be stuck in limbo, and that's not too bad, otherwise I'll be just as dead as all of you.
While you all are distracted, I throw a bucket of paint on you.
One Up!!!
I throw more paint on you.
One-uppedy.
I throw a baseball at you.
ONE (life) UP!
I have a force field.
One-eth up-eth
I have a forcefield anuller ray. One-up.
Yes, but you didn't actually do anything with it.
Semantics one-up.
But then I do. One-up.
But then I confiscate that, and generate a non-believer's zone so strong that, like God's fanbase, generates a complete lack of anything spiritual. God can't intervene. So don't even try it.
But anyway, I have a mirror, and the shield negater negates your ship's shields, and makes you a sitting duck to my Vortex Bomb.
Starfighter one-up.
I call the dogs out. Litterally. I blow a dog whistle and cover you in Eur' Du steak.
One one one one one one, up.
I have a swiffer. Swiffer beats mop any day.
I have a cat. Cats eat bugs any day.
I'm not a bug. For the millionth time, I'm a farting BUGBOY!!! Not a bug. One-Upped.
Everyone farts, and bugs can be male too.
I'll have you know, I have been in training, and managed to clean the floor with that swiffer.
Pun one up.
I have returned victorious and with a passing grade!
One up one up one up
I didn't need to return, as I was here the whole time, and for the same reasons.
One-one-uppity, one-one-uppity, one-one-uppity, UP!!
I've been here officially longer than you.
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Well, since I think reincarnation is a viable idea, (but still not scientific) I've been on this earth WAY longer than you have.
One-up. *ribbit*
Since I know that you would rather believe in matter just appearing with no energy used to create it, I don't believe you. One up.
Neither mass nor matter is ever created, energy or no energy. Spontaneous quantum appearances of particles and their negative counterparts can result in the accumulation of mass. It didn't "just appear", and you could say that all this mass we have so abundantly is "borrowed" in that all negative mass particles and antiparticles have been expelled from the known universe. Hence, there is no more mass around than when the whole thing started, which it didn't.
And I never said I believed it. It's a theory I strongly support. The ideas and beliefs of reincarnation and Buddhism don't conflict with science. 84% of Buddhists think that evolution is the best explanation for life on Earth.
It's 84% get your facts right sheesh.
Sorry, Holy Nameless. Wishful thinking.
I used a awesome effect in this:
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I've been here officially longer than you.
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While everyone is admiring it, I hit each of you over the head with a baseball bat.
Sports one up!
While you're doing that, I throw a bucket of water on the witch that normally rides you (don't turn it into something obscene) and you are left with out an owner. Wizard of Oz One-Up.
I am not a broom!
Anger one up!
I use a magic spell to transform all mops into brooms. Then I melt the witch. One up.
I beat you into oblivion when I turn back into a mop.
Violence one up!
I declare a no spell zone. Archchancellor of Brazeneck University One-up.
I ignore the No-Spell zone and destroy all duck that may or may not be good at math. Uncaring one up.
I nip in the bud the idea that this should be like KoTH. It's not.
Refereeing one-up.
I point out that your signature lacking signature is really a signature in disguise.
Honest one-up.
In my confusion following that sentence, I go into a blind rage and attack everything in sight.
Extreme Violence one up.
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!
Dark arts one-up
Expeliarmus beats it every time.
David vs. Goliath(as an analogy) one up
Crucio!
Painful one up. (I missed the movie last night :()
I dodge.
Movement one up!
Stupefy!
Stunning one up.
A person uses enervate on me.
Healing one up.
Wingardium Leviosa. (Forget flying broomsticks. Now we ride flying mops!)
One up.
I throw you off.
Rodeo one up.
I never said I was on you. One up.
You were totally riding him.
Ohhhhhh- you just got one-upped
Dont use such language!
Censoring one up.
I can't beat that without saying I was so. Something One up!
This post has more of a point than yours.
Meaning one-up.
But this post is more important than you are.
Meaning one up.
This post is more witty than yours
Funny one-up
This post is more exciting than yours.
Action one up.
Yeah, well... Check this out, you got nuttin on dis, my post is longer than yours. So there
Lengthy one-up
this.better = true;
oneup();
programming one-up.
I hire a jock to attack you.
Minions one up!
I hire a nerd to outsmart the jock. Brilliant one up.
I hire a cheerleader to distract the nerd.
Attractive one up.
I hire a jock to distract the cheerleader.
Sporty one up.
(This is turning into a game of Elf, Wizard, Giant. Jock beats cheerleader, cheerleader beats nerd, and nerd beats jock. Don't ask about the Elf, Wizard, Giant. My band director is somewhat loony. But in a good way. Wow this is a long bit to put in a parantheses. I think I'm just going to s t r e t c h i t o u t .
I nuke the whole thing.
Extreme destruction one up. (And why do I feel like I sound like "the todd" on scrubs?)
I have a radiation suit.
Protective one up.
Always use protection.
Advice one-up
That's so... like, yesterday.
Obsoletion 1up.
That was so like 2: 18 forum time.
Obsoletetion one up.
I refuse to continue this trend.
Rebellion one-up
12:18 forum time. ;)
Correction one up.
You wish. Magic one up.
Retorts like that are dumb.
Childish one-up
Calling things dumb is stupid. Mature one up.
Wait, that made no sense, I realized that and am therefore more mature
Maturity one-up
This is going to go badly...
Observation one up.
I don't remember having made my last post.
Amnesia one-up...
I do.
Smart one-up.
Recuerdas tu que estas en Mexico aqui? Yo no lo pienso.
Spanish one-up.
I can use English instead.
Linguistic one-up.
And I can, too.
Not seeing the one-up here.
Kavetha Fricai.
Elvish/Cristopher Poalini one up.
It's Paolini.
Precision one-up.
I CAN TALK IN ALL CAPS!
LOUD ONE-UP.
Your not saying anything. Your typing it.
Senses one up.
I am not thinking about what you just said.
Apathy one-up
What does apathy mean? ???
Clueless one up.
It means absence of intrest or enthsiasm
Clued in one-up
ahhh.
understanding one up.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know, and I don't care!
Funny one-up.
That made no sense.
Unintelliget one up.
Ignorance is not knowing, and apathy is not caring.
What's the difference? "I don't know" and "I don't care"!
Explanation 1up.
"I don't know" and "I don't care"!
I'll put spiders in your underwear!
Musical one up.
Where're the notes?
Inspection 1up.
What notes?
Inquiring One up.
To the music...?
::) one up.
It has no notes. It is a verbal piece.
Correction one up.
That's no music; that's poetry.
Star wars one-up.
*humming noise* *slashing sound* *head falls to floor*
Sith one up. (I got to play The Force Unleashed II this weekend. I love it.)
Beep... Beep... Beep, beep, beep, beep-beep bee-bee-bee-beebeebee BOOM! That'll be 20,000 Republic Credits, thank you very much.
Bounty hunter one-up.
Yawn.
Sleepy one up.
Ditto.
One-up of accord.
Firsties.
Gold medal one up.
Thirsties.
Out of water one-up.
Hersheys
Chocolate one-up
Smarties.
Cyanide one-up.
I don't even need candy.
Awesome one-up.
Stop trick-or-treating, then. You're putting strain on the free candy economy.
Professional one-uppage.
Au contraire, by participating in the mass movement of sugar based foodstuffs, from the factory to the retailer and then to the consumer and finally to myself I stimulate the economy.
Economics one-up
Touché. French fires one-up.
Luchar
Spanish one-up
Ole!!
Matador one-up.
I am the bull who kills you.
Full sentence one-up
Ole is a full sentence, like "Apagalo!" is.
Grammar one-up.
Interjections are not full sentences.
Grammarone-up
Yes, they are. They are filled to the brim with their existence, as I am full of myself. Thus, all sentences are full. Only clauses are not full sentences, but they are full clauses.
Technicality one-up.
Alex (LA teacher) says otherwise.
Actual one-up
You sought higher authority.
Scoffing at justice in the world one-up.
You bet I did.
That's right, what now one-up
Now we wait. That's what.
Patience one-up.
I don't want to be patient!
Impatient one-up.
Chillax....
Chill one-up.