Simple game, lastest poster wins.
If you post is the 'most recent' post for 10 hours then you win. You name get marked on the scoreboards and we start over.
SCOREBOARDS
Deagonx (1 (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg35619#msg35619),2 (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg36047#msg36047),3 (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg36525#msg36525))
Bugfartboy (1 (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg34959#msg34959),2 (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg36344#msg36344))
Ertxiem (1 (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg35235#msg35235))
Duskling (1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ijHnxMFYvw&feature=related))
At least not right now.
Neither do you, Ert...
This is never gonna work with the timezone things
What if we all just don't post here, because there's no objective other than to win?
Well see, it gives a time. For example...
"Posted by MikeW781" ------------ "Posted on: Today at 5:47:31 PM"
Then
"Posted by Duckling" ------------ "Posted on: Today at 6:01:17
I've seen it on a few other forums.
Yeah, but the times can be a little off.
Mmmm.. that stinks :/
Oh well....
But if duckling doesnt wanna play I guess I win O.o
Not if I post here.
Congrats, Bugfartboy. You won.
So, new round.
Note: the time each of us see is in our time zone. So, the same times are only seen by people in the same time zone.
Therefore, it will still allow us to see how many hours before it was posted.
Oh. And by the way. I win! :P
Congratulations, but now I win.
Mmm... You must be thinking about another game...
I just found Internet access at a Forensics tournament. I win!!!
I was leading for almost 8h30! Maybe next time...
Please let me win!
Or not.
Nobody will win
I completely agree.
I don't know what to write here.
This is really a shameless attempt to get extra posts... I love it!!!
Regardless TAZER!!!!! That felt good to be reunited with my old TAZER!!!!!.
I just lost the game
Congrats. To ME!!! Hahahaha.
The question is though, will you win again?
Yes.
Maybe...
The real question is, is the sky really blue? Or made of feces?
The fault dear Brutus is not in our stars but in ourselves, unless the fault is for feces raining on us, that would be the stars' fault.
I lost the game
NOT A CHANCE.
Should we change the time required here?
A bit of a spam game, is it not?
It sorta is.
Is it? Yeah. Perhaps it is...
Or is it?
Yup, that it is.
Oh well. Any ideas Ert?
Not really. Other than this is a really spamming game...
I still say we lessen the winning time a tiny bit
Maybe to four hours? But then nobody would win. Unless everyone was offline. Hmm. Maybe we should abandon this?
Four hours works, I think that would have left me one minute short of winning in my last post:
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 10, 2011, 08:23:55 AM
I still say we lessen the winning time a tiny bit
and you ten minutes short of winning in yours above
Now I'm winning.
no chance
Or is there?
Ug.
That was a boring post.
So was that.
Mine was just a painful post. :P
No, 10 hours it is. Honestly, it does take a very large amount of strategic thinking. Not just mindless spamming.
For example, I would probably choose to post at around 10:00 PM.
Most people would be asleep.
Then, at 8:00 AM many would just getting up for their day. Not generally focusing on winning a forum game.
Understand?
I'm just posting.
And im just winning.
Like charlie sheen.
Whatever supposed strategic genius. :p
It's not :p
it's:P
I know. I'm at my computer. I don't feel like pressing shift. Maybe I didn't want the smiley image.
The smiley became sad. :(
The download is going to take forever! 5 hours and it's at only 21%!
Oh yeah, I win, by the way. :/
No. :<
Oh yeah? >:)
yes indeed.
You may persist all you want, but know this, in a battle of forum endurance, no one but Duskling can prevail.
Oh Duskie-Poo. You've been falling down on the job lately. I've been catching up.
Im gonna win this!
No you're not!!! Instant (and illegal) win!!!!
Yay! :-[ Lol.
Come on, when does Canada ever win?
The Duskling returns! Run!
If I can take -35 degree temperatures, I think I can take a forum member.
I can take snow that piled up past my door.
I think I can take a forum member. ;]
If I can be a farting bugboy, I can win hands down. (Yay me! I'm not cliché!!) :D
You --could-- win hands down. But wont cause I win :>
Nope. It hasn't been four hours.
10 hours silly.
I thought we all agreed to change it to four.
Ive seen forums with much larger a community than this. Yet people still manage to win.
Why lower it?
Who knows.
God. he knows everything.
Wow. Who knew? (Me!)
kkthxbai.
I win.
Do you now?
Yes.
The Duskling issues one last warning... flee now, or I will sick the Hive upon you!
Good thing the hive can`t survive in cold weather!
Or a toxic cloud of gas.
Incorrect, the Hive can survive anywhere, be it a volcanic planet, a watery grave, even an entire planet that is like the Arctic (Much colder than Canada), the Hive can adapt very easily, and now, Bug and Zack... the Hive comes for you. >:D
Little do they know, I assassinate the hive mind, therefore they become mindless...
Impossible, as the Hive Mind is not a single entity, rather, a psychic force. :P :-[
Oooo.
How was that a comeback?
I don't think we have a chance, Zack. Or do we?
Here, Dusk. I come bearing fudge squares. Want one?
:-*
.
A least try to think of some sort of witty/funny remark...
Yeah. You're right.
Just wondering dusk.
This hive wouldnt happen to be the very same hive from starcraft?
Here! Everyone take a delicious fudge square! I've got white chocolate fudge too! Try some! :-*
They're not dangerous at all.
No thank you, I prefer my maple treats, but thank you anyway.
Sorry, I'm allergic...
To every tree. (True Story)
Here! I insist! :-* They're chocolate free fudge squares! I even have maple flavored! Try some! I'm not evil! :-*
Hi
Hi! Try some fudge squares!
:-*
Mmmm. They're good. Sorry for eating them all.
Oh!!! Did I mention that those were laced with dead-cowicide (unkills dead cows, then kills 'em again to keep 'em that way or your money back!)?
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 11, 2011, 06:05:17 PM
Mmmm. They're good. Sorry for eating them all.
Seriously? I wanted fudge!
I don't recall being unkilled and killed again. I want my money back!
Aaa... Aa...
ACHOO-pacabra.
Aww. Sorry Ert. You must not have read the fine print.
Quote from: Bugfartboy on April 11, 2011, 05:55:20 PM
No refunds
That really sucks for ert.
And you bug, considering he is your only customer.
Hey, Mike! I have more!!! And these are completely safe to eat!!! (I think.)
*Eats one. Holds back a gag. Talks through full mouth* Shee! Delishous!
I open a competing "bakery". Yes, come into my "bakery". I promise, there will be cake.
Don't you know? The cake is a lie.
Where is that from? I've seen that a lot. Who said that the cake is a lie?
Its in Portal.
Guess what. The fudge isn't a lie.
But the "get your money back" is!
Whatever. I prefer cookies anyways.
I'm afraid of the cookie monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_Monster). Lol.
Be nice to the cookie monster. He was practically my idol when I was a kid.
Are you able to eat cookies like him? If not, you're not a real fan!
Actually, yes. I can. In my dreams, I'm a giant blue puppet that loves to put cookies in my puppety mouth and crunch them up so that the cookie falls out in chunks.
I do that all the time. :P
Oh... Be quiet and chew your cud. :D :P
Oh... I love these false-ish arguments that we all seem to get in. They're just fun to see the outcome of.
I heard they made him green and turned him into the veggie monster.
Its terrible.
*shudder*
Green??? The veggie monster??? How could they!
Gasp!
If 4 hours is gonna be the limit, Buggy won at the top of the last page
Yay me!!! Has anyone read my reviews?
No.... but since I last checked, the times changed. It made it so you're winning with 5 hours instead of 4, but it still bothers me....
In case you didn't notice, look at the times of the last post on the previous page and the first post on this page. Using the 10h limit, I think I won a round. :D
Or did you? Has anyone read my reviews?
Sorry. I seem to have missed them in the forums. Where are your reviews?
You can follow the link in my current signature.
Using the sig. Simple and yet elusive. :)
I think I'll read the review later, since I haven't see Tron and I don't want to spoil it.
Okay! I'm planning on adding more when I get that feeling.
Will you add more sigs? (Just joking! :) )
Nah. I wouldn't be able to fit inside the 400 character limit.
Will you have less sigs?
When? If the limit is raised?
Do you mean raising the limit like this: limit?
No. So I can have more characters (ya know. Numbers, letters, and the like...) in my sig.
Just put multiple numbered links, like 1 (http://link1), 2 (http://link2) & 3 (http://link3).
Trouble is, it still counts the URL code when I'm writing my sig.
Use a tiny url (http://tinyurl.com/).
Question- How does it help?
Easy, you'll use less characters. So, you can fill your sig with links nobody will ever follow. :P (Ouch! Sorry...)
It cuts down the characters used when writing a sig! Thanks Erty!!!
Gasp!!! Now you've hurt my feelings!!! :'( :D
There, there. Dead cows are mean...
Yes, it seems like they are... I don't really know wha' I'm finking righ' now. :/
Aww. You just helped me with my sig Ert!
Trying to steal the title of Latest Poster from ol' Duskling are ya? Well, it won't work, ya gits, not while I'm still here!
I'm sure I can't take that title from you. It's written on your forehead!!!
Oy?!?!?
Nope. It's on mine.
Neva, ya gits! >:D
*thick southern american accent*
Well I'll be a darned tootin if it ain't ya lien feller!
I dun even know wha' dat means, quit talking weird, ya git!
It's no more weird than you. :D
You think I don't know that, ya git? I'm just 'ere to collect my big, shiny trophy for beating ya all in this game of postin'! Also, I gotz me some good eatin' earlya! Stole some steak from me freeza, deelishus!
I got me som chikun.
Oy? Is that so?
Yup.
(this really is a spamming game. Maybe we should put some requirements on what you must have included in a post before you can post here?)
Here, Duskling, you can have this small trophy:
(http://th202.photobucket.com/albums/aa126/soccer-dave/th_small_trophy.jpg)
(I think it's a good idea, but which requirements? A
limit of the number of posts per hour? Say, 1 post every 2 hours maximum? Is this too
high or too
low?)
How about you can't go back and forth between two people. So there must be at least two other posters before you can post again. So this might become more of a team sport than anything.
Thoughts?
Correct bug, it is mostly a spam game. But nonetheless a game, like the associations game. Is that any less of a spam game than what I have made here?
Regardless, the limit remains 10 hours. No less, no more.
Ert you said you won? What post?
There was an interval of 13h55min59s between my post (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg35235#msg35235) and the next: Bugfartboy's post (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg35238#msg35238).
Or was there?
(Dramatic music in the background)
The dramatic music raises tone and...
and I added him to the scoreboards ofcourse.
Thanks.
No problem. :-*
I'm winning!
Me too.
Charlie sheen.
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 15, 2011, 07:09:43 AM
Here, Duskling, you can have this small trophy:
(http://th202.photobucket.com/albums/aa126/soccer-dave/th_small_trophy.jpg)
(I think it's a good idea, but which requirements? A limit of the number of posts per hour? Say, 1 post every 2 hours maximum? Is this too high or too low?)
Hooray! I gots me my troffee, now I's getting outta here! :D
I'm glad you liked it. It took me a long time to find it... about 5s.
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 15, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
I'm glad you liked it. It took me a long time to find it... about 5s.
Well, I would just like for you to know... about 5s well spent! :-[
Now I'm winning again!
And I'm sure I'll be taken down within a few minutes after my post, since there is so many people online right now.
Really? Let me look at the page.
See, many people around here!
Yeah. I just looked!
Duskie-Poo wants a review of The Incident. I just need to find the time and inspiration to write it.
However, at this time, I might take the lead for longer.
No way
EDIT: Messed up time thing says I posted that 10 seconds BEFORE you....
I think you missed the fact that you posted 26min50s after me... (so, -10s but +27min).
Hi! I got to sleep in today!
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 16, 2011, 08:16:10 AM
I think you missed the fact that you posted 26min50s after me... (so, -10s but +27min).
Guess I was tired.
This is why I don't trust myself to shave in the mornings.
*Looks at Mike's beard*
Are you Santa?
I think he is!
Santa doesn't exist Kids.
:'( aaaaaaaaa
Sorry, the whole idea of santa is kinda against my religious beliefs.
Frankly, christmas isn't about a fat jolly guy who breaks into your house.
its about JESUS :D
Sooo, are you saying that Mike is Jesus??? (Just kidding.)
>_>
Poor dead cow. Thinking you are going to win.
I don't think I'm going to win. I know that I'll win.
Someday, somewhere, somehow, something!
[Insert Witty Response]
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 16, 2011, 09:52:39 AM
*Looks at Mike's beard*
Are you Santa?
Hey, I said in the mornings! Not never.
Edit: Crap! Deagonx won!
When? I didn't see a ten hour lapse!
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 16, 2011, 05:28:00 PM
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 16, 2011, 09:52:39 AM
*Looks at Mike's beard*
Are you Santa?
Hey, I said in the mornings! Not never.
Edit: Crap! Deagonx won!
Yeah, I assumed that you shave, but then I wouldn't have a joke to put in.
And I think you're still tired... :) Where are the 10h?
I only went for 5 hours. Not ten.
I'm here with only a guest. I guess this is a good time to post, while nobody is looking.
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 16, 2011, 08:11:03 PM
I'm here with only a guest. I guess this is a good time to post, while nobody is looking.
Haha! I caught you in the act... about 20 minutes later. :D
Gasp!!! You said dat it wuld onlee b teen!
(I b vewy vewy tiwed)
Who will reply first: Duskling or Bugfartboy?
They're both online and eager to press the button.
There is suspense in the forums.
All the guests look at this thread, knowing that something will happen soon...
Edit: The minutes tic loudly on the clock...
Me!!!
I win Ert's mini race!
I'll just slip a comment in here, thank you very much...
And so Bugfartboy was the one who posted after me. Nevertheless, Duskling hiding in the shadows waited for everyone to be distracted to make his move.
What will happen next?
I will post!!!
And Bugster pulls ahead! The crowd ... bunch ... Ert and me ... just me ... go wild!!!
And now Bugs takes the lead again!
Then, ultimately loses it. :P
And mike slips back in
In the mean time, the guests are amazed at the competition!
Or disgusted
Lol. Perhaps so. At least, it's not everyday that we see a dead cow competing.
(
Thanks a lot for the "nice" comment.)
Who needs nice? I've been called mean by many many many people.
And the lead is once more taken by the only...
[spoiler=Only click if you absolutely want to]
BUGFARTBOY
[/spoiler]
For quite a long time: huge 11min39s!
Now it is again!
By me ofcourse
Now me!
Never.
(well, except that one time)
Are you sure?
Very much so
hi
Hi!
im winning
No you're not.
Who do you think that has the best chance to be the next winner of this game?
No idea.
My bet is on Ert. He seems to have the most unique time-zone, and therefore the best chance of being the only one on for four hours
I have my doubts. I'm a bit of a night owl, myself, and have been known to stay up until the late, late hour of 3:00.
But you haunt lately. I'm the second most person online. And I'm still relatively new. Relatively
Regardless of how often you are on.
I win.
My time zone is quite common.
It covers about 4% of the surface of the planet!.
Even if the time zone may play a role in this game, winning seems to be more related to posting when people are away (unlike now).
I dont sleep for anywhere near 10 hours. So I think no one is gonna get me during the night.
Or wil they?
I go to bed at around 11:00 PM.
I wake up just after 7:00
So, since I always check this in the mornings its not very probable.
Or is it?
(I love my rhetorical questions!)
It's
π time (in my time zone). I was late almost 20s. :'(
Edit: Inserted an [ abbr ] tag
Huh? Can you explain that more?
π ≈ 3.14159265358979323...
So, π time could be interpreted as 3h14min15s.
Oh! You mean Pi?
It seems that it might be a browser / operative system problem, because I can see the symbol π (pi) here. Can you?
Oh! I see now that it looks slightly different from an n to me. Ah.
I'll try in different fonts:
π - forum font
π - Times New Roman
π - Arial
π - Symbol
The forum font and Arial make π look a bit weird...
Yeah. I could easily identify the second and fourth fonts as Pi.
Third and fourth, for me.
You all should let me win.
I have a very rare disease. A disease with a name so awful that I don't know what it is, because the name is so awful that if someone has the disease and then manages to connect the name with the disease, it actually causes the brain to accelerate the disease. You should let me win. Something that speeds it up is losing to a dead cow, duck, or anyone on a forum in a game where the latest poster wins. :D
I have a disease too. The only cure?
[spoiler]More cowbell[/spoiler]
And you just won by a lot
Who?
I think that it's still required 10h in the lead to win.
Morning all.
I think Ert's right. But I need to win! Or I'll just die faster!
Alright then. That works. But I still say 10 hours will take forever. There is just no reasonable way to last that long without someone posting.
Well, I've heard (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg34918#msg34918) that we have already 2 winners.
I think that this game should have some extra rules so that it may become less spammy.
Something like 2 posts per person per day?
That would bring a strategic element to this game, since it would force that at least one interval between posts of the same person was higher than 12h.
I've been on forums much much larger than this one with this game.
I think the problem is that everyone is too dedicated to win.
Dedicated, schmedicated. This is just a crowd of people that has nothing not much better to do.
Or do they?
Say... who wants to improve international relations with Canada, by letting them win.
No one, because Canada is boring and cold.
I, I, I, I don't really care about improving international relations with Canada! :P
(Ninja'd)
Who does, eh?
And no, that's not me being unfairly prejudiced against and misinformed about Canadians and thinking that they all end all their sentences with "eh".
I just felt like ending that sentence with "eh".
Quote from: Deagonx on April 18, 2011, 06:39:46 PM
No one, because Canada is boring and cold.
Canada is not that cold. Also, Curing is not that boring.
Why shouldn't you let me win. I won once but I prefer even numbers to odd numbers. :)
So do I! And I have a disease!
Quote from: Bugfartboy on April 17, 2011, 10:17:01 PM
You all should let me win.
I have a very rare disease. A disease with a name so awful that I don't know what it is, because the name is so awful that if someone has the disease and then manages to connect the name with the disease, it actually causes the brain to accelerate the disease. You should let me win. Something that speeds it up is losing to a dead cow, duck, or anyone on a forum in a game where the latest poster wins. :D
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 18, 2011, 02:15:51 PM
That would bring a strategic element to this game, since it would force that at least one interval between posts of the same person was higher than 12h.
I like this. Makes it all strategy when you post
Or does it?
These contradictive questions are really annoying. I know you have to fill the space with something, but you can do better.
Like I said, 2 people have won already, why should we limit the posts?
I could link you to a website where people win many many times.
The community is substantially larger.
Or can I?
Yes, you can.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Stop making an ass out of yourself. =_=
Quote from: Deagonx on April 18, 2011, 10:41:59 PM
Stop making an ass out of yourself. =_=
I'm filling the space. =_=
Space, the final frontier...
Regarding the rules: what if we could 2 posts per page whenever we wanted. And the following posts in that page had to be at least 12h apart.
(I was thinking that it would be hard to check the "2 posts per day" rule, when we had more than one page filled in the same day.)
If you think my suggestion is even more complicated, the "2 posts per day" rule is good to me.
Hmm... Not sure.
Quote from: Ertxiem on April 19, 2011, 05:08:42 AM
Space, the final frontier...
Regarding the rules: what if we could 2 posts per page whenever we wanted. And the following posts in that page had to be at least 12h apart.
(I was thinking that it would be hard to check the "2 posts per day" rule, when we had more than one page filled in the same day.)
If you think my suggestion is even more complicated, the "2 posts per day" rule is good to me.
the 2 posts per day is easier. As long as we aren't to competitive about winning a game centered around when you post, it will work fine.
I'll just slip in a comment here, and I'm off.
What does everyone else think about the 2 posts per day rule?
An alternative that would not hurt each of us very much would be a minimum interval of 6h between posts of the same person. This way you only had to look 6h in the past of this thread (instead of 24h). And someone really committed to win still has a chance.
I think that that would reduce "spamminess", so I'm all for it.
I don't like the idea of changing the game because people are having trouble winning...
http://otfans.net/threads/163666-Latest-RTS-Last-Poster-Wins
They have no trouble winning.. :/
Yes, but this is a different forum, and we aren't winning. Therefore, to get people to win sometimes, the game must be changed. The quantity of people on the forum is irrelevant (as far as I'm concerned...).
So what do people think of my new avatar?
Are you serious? It hurts to look at. I liked the one withthe 1s and 0s
Quote from: Deagonx on April 19, 2011, 02:20:39 PM
So what do people think of my new avatar?
Keep it away from anyone with mental issues.
I'm all for the "Two posts per day rule."
I'm for the 6 hour limit.
We can go to the middle: 8h limit (i.e., 3 posts per day).
And Deagonx, your avatar is distracting. I tend to block animated avatars. Sorry.
Ok dead cow....
I guess it is 8 Hours, but I am still against the 3 posts per day.
Horray. We have another winner! Congrats Deagonx.
(It seems that the 8h rule is acceptable for most of us, so shall we write it down?)
Sure
Yep!
I already edited it.. >_>
Deagonx: I think you misunderstood the new rule.
So, the proposed rules are:
1. The winner is the one who is the lead for at least 10h. (As before.)
2. One person is only allowed to post if his/hers last post was at least 8h ago. (New rule.)
O_o..
nooooooooo. No, no, no, no, and one more time for clarification.
No post limits.
=_=
What if there has to be at least two other posters before you, before you can post again.
No posting limits.
That is not what this game is about
Okay!
Im just saying, don't change a game because you cant win.. =_=
What do you mean? I've won.
Once :P
Your point?
So its winnable. Why change it.
Fleedle-Deedle-Dee!!!
Filling the space?
Maybe. >:-)
I think so.
Or do you? ):)
No more off topic posts, or else you get banned.
just kidding!
Or are you?
Stop. Seriously.
Should I?
Yes.
Yes.
Is your intent now just to copy everything I say?
honestly, I thought you had a little bit more maturity than that. Seems I was wrong.
"Wyatt!!! Stay off my computer when I'm in the bathroom!"
Sorry. How much trouble did my evil alter ego cause while I was AFK?
None, you don't have one.
Actually I do. He likes to come out and mess with my social life when I'm not paying attention.
And the maturity scales goes lower....
Only for my evil alter ego. You could say he's kin to Ert's person in the mirror. I need to do what Ert did to get rid of him.
Im going to sleep. =_=
Okay!!! Nighty night!
Bye.
Bye!
(Geez. I feel spammy. It feels wrong to post just to post.)
Think of something more creative?
Well, are you going to sleep or just talking about it?
I think we have another winner!
Actually, not quite. He was short a bit under an hour.
Good morning everyone...
Hello!
Hallo to you, too!
[Insert Comment]
Inserted comment: "Hallo to you, too!"
Hey, Deagonx, mind if I misspell your name?
no
Okay. I thought d-gonX wouldn't mind too much!
Its OK Fu-
Maybe I shouldnt purposely mispell your name...
...
3 dots O_o
Numbers and letters.
no numbers
No sense.
no GRAMMAR,
[There's n]o point in using grammar, when using phrases will do!
I die a little inside when a test says "Use complete sentences"
So do I.
Thats how it goes.
I don't! Using complete sentences helps to convey meaning with greater effectiveness, not to mention the fact that it's the only grammatically correct manner in which to answer a question. Then, when the test is done, if you have use Complete Answer Format as well as complete sentences, you can study for a retest if you've failed! (Like... on a grammar test?)
Today I found out my girlfriend cheated on me with two different people.
Please excuse me if I have other things on my mind.
My preceding post was not, in fact, meant to be degrading, derogatory, unkind, or hurtful. In fact, it was for the sole purpose of merriment and general clarification.
Unfortunately, I think it came across as a bit biting right in that bit at the end, but in truth, I was only trying to convey the irony of the situation. I know you both are capable of being eloquent and well-spoken and well-written when you choose to be, and so suggesting otherwise was not means to be an actual, literal, real, material suggestion that you, in fact, were not capable of passing a grammar test -- who can't with their eyes shut? Don't answer that, por favor! -- but rather a simple and friendly, if not perfectly clear, way of expressing my sheer merriment in regards to the fact that I remain alive!
You see, my forum friends, I recently wrote a letter. It was not any old letter, but rather one that contained details on what my loved ones were to do according to certain requests after the event of my death. In writing this, I was released of a great deal of worldly grief and woe, and am now in as high spirits as ever I have been for a duration as extended as this, and no drugs but those bought over the counter for decongestion and antihisteminical purports were involved in the procedings! One of the jolly effects of this is that my writing is now more inspired and lengthy, along with greater eloquence of manner in writing, and overall, I believe that writing such a dismal letter as that has an incredible cathartic nature!
Thou hadst a lady companion most disloyal?
Oh, the great woes thou weepest!
but come now, for couldst thou not forsake thy treacherous wench?
Perhaps the time has come to move on,
To not forgive, but to forget, or to live anew as thine own self!
Excuse my importunity, but I find myself most unable to contain mine outbursts most green, most sharp, and most new.
You know what would make me happy?
Death.
Death on whose part, may I ask?
Not thy part, sir, for no man may be happy while he lies dead,
Not mine part, sir, for thou knowest not me, nor mine self, nor what I have to offer the world,
and thou canst not be the judge of whether a man is to lie dead if thou knowest him not, and
Not Bug's part, sir, for he remains a true and hearty companion of the mind,
as Both you make merry in biting others with the tongue (that meaneth sarcasm, not anything offensive);
Not thy disloyal wench's part, sir, for though she, if as thou sayest, is most untrue,
she does not belong to you for to remove her head.
So, sir, who shall it be, sir, not you, not I, not Bug, not Her, so whose death shall it be?
Aww. PM me DeagonX, when you're online.
Tis myself, who I wish for an ending of life. Where, should it not be suicide I may go to heaven, and rid myself of the disgusting human race, and leave all the pain around me behind.
No man may be happy while he lies dead, yet no man may be sad.
"Tis myself for whom..", but I shall not call thee out on the rest in thy state of misery.
But why wert thou so attached to this fickle fiend?
If she truly is as such, then 'tis no loss at all. 'Tis a blessing to be rid of such soulish drubbage.
Hmm... Deep, ducks.
Tis not that she betrayed my trust, only those that she betrayed it with. I feel as if I am less than them, and I have always had problems with self esteem.
Hmm... Sure you don't want to talk? I find that talking with someone I don't really know helps.
I am certain, talking about it just makes me feel worse. I am not ignoring it.
Im sending her facebook messages about it.
Okay. What my last PM stated is still true.
I agree, but honestly I should not involve you too much in my personal life.
I could tell you all about me, but it seems to me people exploit stupid shit like that to try to disprove my credibility. And I like debating.
I do express my regrets that I have chosen not to converse with thee at this time, Bug, and thus leave you out of this discussion, but I do hold a conversation with the good man deagonx, and address to him is of great necessity, as the aversion of his tragic death of woe is of, as thou mightest say, "high priority".
For what little it doth be worth, deagonx, the less thou knowest about thy rival in love, the better, for then thou canst not know what it is that thy lady friend preferreth in them.
But truly, if she chooseth them o'er thou, then the only eyes in which you are less than those whom your fickle lady companion betrayeth thee with are hers, and in no one else's eyes are you less. If truly thou are less in her eyes than are others, she is not meant to be yours, and there is very little persuading her; however, I cannot predict to the fullest extent the mind of any woman, nor any man. My expectation is that, indeed, thou hast lost thy quality which doth make thee greater than others, and that thy cause is lost. 'Tis a great burden for any man to bear that his lady companion does prefer another to him, a wound only healed by time, the fraternal companionship of true friends, or another lady companion, truer to her gentleman friend than she who did come before, if you knowest what I mean.
I can offer unto thee no more advice, but only consolation, for I have expent mine knowledge in this General Discussion thread. Toodles!
Oh, and sorry about that crack at your marijuana drug using environment and how it might affect your credibility as a source of information on marijuana drug. I am now ashamed at even making such a remark, but my worldly experience tells me that people whose parents use tobacco cigarettes are less opposed to tobacco smoking, so I was curious as to whether you were being influenced in this manner. I see, at your insistence, that you are not, and I regret and retract my questions and statements to that effect.
I think that the problem preceding has been... resolved.
She begged for me to take her back. I said go demon duck yourself. Or the next guy you see, since it seems to be the fashion in which you are going in.
Okay...
:P
Good to see you in good... Ish spirits again. I think...
Well, please excuse my explicit language. But I feel pretty epic right now and noooothhiinn is gonna bring me down.
I would appreciate it if you modifies out the explicit language within five minutes, or I may have to inform Ert if he hasn't already gotten rid of it or warned you.
Quote from: 1 Peter 5:8
Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.
-Edit
And what Duck said too.
I dont see Satan devouring me anytime soon.
He's not biologically or physically devouring you; he's devouring you spiritually, and you'll die the second death after your first (biological) death.
Did I get that bit right, Bug?
Eh... Somewhat. But not bad.
I think, that given the civility of my messages after what she did, I get an excuse to swear.
...
...
...
*sigh*
I could have cussed her out, and swear 100s of times. But I didnt swear once, I responded quite maturely.
I think christ is forgiving, and gives a little leeway to everyone. I could have been like SOME people and blamed it on god, because some people believe that God pulls the strings on everything.. O_o
...
...
...
*sigh*
Oh enough with your judgements.
It isn't your job to punish me. If God sends me to hell then I deserved it, but you are not the judge. :P
...
...
...
Hmm...
Actually, I can judge you, deagonx. I don't personally believe in God, but with a little help from Buggy, I can inform you on what the Christian faith thinks you're doing wrong. Not that I have any interest right now.
This could be the last time I post here. I have an illness that kills thousands of people a year, my breathing is obstructed, my pulse is slowed, my vision is fading, and I have a rattling cough that just might crack a rib. Only a little bit of melodrama; the rest is true.
Good night, and good luck.
Quote from: Deagonx on April 21, 2011, 10:38:08 PM
Oh enough with your judgements.
It isn't your job to punish me. If God sends me to hell then I deserved it, but you are not the judge. :P
Everyone can judge, and everyone makes a judgement every single day, everyone. For example, a first impression: That's a judgement. An observation and a conclusion on a persons external attitude, and putting them in a specific category, i.e., someone kicks down a trash can, therefore that is someone with a bad temper or attitude: Also a judgement. See where I'm going here?
Judgements are made on a day-to-day basis, whether you know it or not, sure, you can
say it is only God that can judge, but you may judge people every day and not notice, it's called being human, and no matter how hard you may resist emotions and malicious thoughts, there's no way to escape them, even seemingly perfect people have, or have had, problems with their life, that's probably why they're trying so hard to become perfect, in a human way, of course, no-one is perfect. ;)
Quote from: Demon Duck on April 21, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Actually, I can judge you, deagonx. I don't personally believe in God, but with a little help from Buggy, I can inform you on what the Christian faith thinks you're doing wrong. Not that I have any interest right now.
This could be the last time I post here. I have an illness that kills thousands of people a year, my breathing is obstructed, my pulse is slowed, my vision is fading, and I have a rattling cough that just might crack a rib. Only a little bit of melodrama; the rest is true.
Good night, and good luck.
You are joking right?
I win!
So you did. Odd. I didn't see your last post show up in my feed.
I guess Im just that awesome.
Or are you?
Yes, considered I was six hours ahead just then.
*nuclear launch detected*
ZERG RUSH!
There once was a boy. This boy wasn't like the rest. You see, this boy had a secret. Maybe you could guess what it is? He was well over fifty years old, and looked fourteen. His eyes changed from black to gold whenever he ate. And he was all sparkly in the sun. What's that you say? He was a sparkly fairy vampire? Possibly named Edword? Wel, congratulations!!! You're absolutely [spoiler]
WRONG!!!
[/spoiler]
You see, he was really a witch. He wasn't one of those nice friendly ones that would give you all the candy you want. He wasn't one of those awesome with a magic cap that would summon a hoard of flying monkeys. You see, he was one of those evil ones that granted wishes. "What's so evil about that?" you say? Well, these wishes would always be granted. But with one flaw. They never came out the way the wisher wanted.
(More coming)
Wrong game perhaps?
Nope.
Guess what
[spoiler]I am spared cuz' I don' care.[/spoiler]
Kitty, the size doesn't go beyond 99pt.
thanks
I'm glad you told me.
Or are you?
(Dramatic background music!)
I am.
*Huge anticlimax*
Maybe.
surely
What happened to the rules about only posting once every 8 hours?
Someone *cough-hack*DeagonX*cough* didn't want to change the rules. Sorry. J have a bad cough today.
mmmmhhhhmmmmmm
En taro Tassadar
En Taro Adun.
MY LIFE FOR AUIR
Eh?
(Lookee!! I'm Canadian!!)
No, you're racist.
Eeep!
DeagonX, it's called joking around. I know that, according to Zack, they do it to mock themselves.
Regardless, I don't jump a fence and call myself a mexican. Because its racist.
Hmmm... I think that Canadian is not a race, it's a nationality.
Same with Mexican.
Hmm...
Pondering are you?
Yes. The secrets of the universe.
42 ofcourse.
Nope. Not that one. The other secret of the universe. Yup. You know what it is. It's:
[spoiler]How to open the pickle jar... Of pickly-ness[/spoiler]
All Hail Excalibert, whomever can successfully open the pickle jar and remove a pickle will be crowned CEO.
Guess what. I just figured it out!!! To open the mega-ultra-uber pickle jar of pickly-ness, one must twist the lid. I just opened it!!!
Everyone clap for bug.
I have claimed Excalibert!!!
No for I have the bratwurst of Azlan the great lion, and even the mighty Excalibert pales in comparison.
Ah-ha!!! You have allied with my greatest foe!!! But I have Moltres! The legendary bird of fire!!! Your bratwurst shall burn to a pile of bacon smelling ash!!!
Too bad I have Caterpie!
*Pokemon music starts*
Zack: Go Caterpie!
Buggy: Go Moltres!
Zack: Caterpie use string shot! Moltres' speed is lowered
Buggy: Moltres use flamethrower It's super effective!
Zack: Caterpie use Hyper Beam!
Moltres Faints
Buggy gives 15,000 poke to Zack! Buggy blacks out.
I win.
Yes, then Dr. Octogonapus BLAHHHHSSS you both and you then faint.
Noooooooooooooooooooo... Moltres!!! Hitmonchan!!! Finish Caterpie off!!!
Rematch:
*Music Restarts*
Bugs: Hitmonchan, your foe's weak!! Finish em off!!
Zack: Caterpie used HARDEN.
Bugs: Hitmonchan used FIRE PUNCH. It's super effective!
Zack: Caterpie faints.
Wild Bugfartboy appeared!
Bugfartboy uses Post!
Its minimally effective
Game Crazy Kid uses counter-post!
Its super effective!
Bugfartboy loses.
Game Crazy Kid appears!!!
Bugfartboy's DANGEROUS AURA confuses Game Crazy Kid.
Game Crazy Kid uses tackle. It has no effect.
Bugfartboy uses Virus Foresight. Bugfartboy forsaw an attack!!
Game Crazy Kid uses LIGHT SCREEN. Game Crazy Kid is confused. It hurt itself in it's confusion.
Bugfartboy uses TOXIC. Game Crazy Kid was poisoned!
Game Crazy kid used a PECHA BERRY. Game Crazy Kid is no longer poisoned.
Game Crazy Kid is affected by Virus Foresight! It's Super Effective!!!
Game Crazy Kid faints.
A mystic Rainen has appeared.
Rainen uses improbability sphere... It's super effective!
01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01100101 01111000 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101
Bugfartboy uses SING. Rainen suffers extreme pain. It's mega effective!!!
Game Crazy Kid turns off game system!
ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Whatever. Meanie.
that must have been some pretty crappy singing if it was mega effective.
Ya think? I sing and birds a mile high start falling down, cooked like Thanksgiving turkeys.
Most emus are only six or seven feet high, at most. You've seen ones a mile high?
Yep. They taste mightee goood wit barbie cue. (Though everything tastes good with barbeque.)
Not ice cream.
Guess what. I won!!! Look at the times! I made it like 12 hours!
*claps*
Yay!! Put me on the scoreboards again!
I did... a while ago.
Really? Hmm...
Yep. :/
I saw. Now I'm pondering again.
Good luck with your pondering?
Something... maybe.
ZOMFG DUSKLING POSTED?
Yesh. :-[
OH THE HUMANITY!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! WHY, DUSKLING, WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DOOM US WITH A POST!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!
*smasms and faints*
:-[
*Tip-Toe, Tip-Toe*... *Places Post, Runs Away*
*SMACK* Oops. Duskling "accidentally" got hit with my giant shovel. :P
That was so on purpose.
No. It wasn't.
I'm doubtful.
Or are you?
I concur, I definitely felt deliberation in that hit...
I second that notion.
bump (yay i'm a forum n00b!)
I only have 2 posts! :D
Guys, its based on Seniority, and I don't think im2smart4u is going to post in here just to spite me!
No, but I will.
I will too! Silly Zacky. Thinking he could get away with it. You may be older than me, but I have the more mature bra- BUNNY RABBIT!!! COME HERE BUNNY!!! *picks up bunny* Aww. What a cute wittle bunny... *puts bunny down* Okay! Bye Mr. Bunny!... What were we talking about again?
Me winning.
No... It wasn't that. Hmm
No that was just me and my bad grammar.
Or was it?
Indeed it was.
Or was it?
Perhaps.
Perhaps, but it would still surprise me if this continued thread of posts made sense.
Or can it?
NO.
Or maybe it will...
It will not be so.
He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch should be kicked by the foot, (and mods)
Or should he?
Irrelevant for it will not be so.
Or will it?
.
:P
Oh no! You found me!!!
Quote from: Duskling on April 27, 2011, 08:07:17 PM
s
Aww. Poor Duskie. Ima gonna eat youse now cuz u were hiding.
[spoiler]Cake is delicious[/spoiler]
[spoiler]TOO BAD THE CAKE IS A LIE!!![/spoiler]
[spoiler]BUT AT LEAST HIPSTERS DON'T LIE
...or is that hips...[/spoiler]
Hi
Hello MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D
hi nice to see someone laughing in these sort of times.
Hmmph.
Or is it?
Quote from: Demon Duck on April 21, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Actually, I can judge you, deagonx. I don't personally believe in God, but with a little help from Buggy, I can inform you on what the Christian faith thinks you're doing wrong. Not that I have any interest right now.
This could be the last time I post here. I have an illness that kills thousands of people a year, my breathing is obstructed, my pulse is slowed, my vision is fading, and I have a rattling cough that just might crack a rib. Only a little bit of melodrama; the rest is true.
Good night, and good luck.
Does anybody know if this was ligit? He's posted once or twice since, but is he actually really sick?
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 28, 2011, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: Demon Duck on April 21, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Actually, I can judge you, deagonx. I don't personally believe in God, but with a little help from Buggy, I can inform you on what the Christian faith thinks you're doing wrong. Not that I have any interest right now.
This could be the last time I post here. I have an illness that kills thousands of people a year, my breathing is obstructed, my pulse is slowed, my vision is fading, and I have a rattling cough that just might crack a rib. Only a little bit of melodrama; the rest is true.
Good night, and good luck.
Does anybody know if this was ligit? He's posted once or twice since, but is he actually really sick?
I echo the same question, it's very concerning. PM'd him asking about it, no response.
Quote from: Duskling on April 28, 2011, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 28, 2011, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: Demon Duck on April 21, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Actually, I can judge you, deagonx. I don't personally believe in God, but with a little help from Buggy, I can inform you on what the Christian faith thinks you're doing wrong. Not that I have any interest right now.
This could be the last time I post here. I have an illness that kills thousands of people a year, my breathing is obstructed, my pulse is slowed, my vision is fading, and I have a rattling cough that just might crack a rib. Only a little bit of melodrama; the rest is true.
Good night, and good luck.
Does anybody know if this was ligit? He's posted once or twice since, but is he actually really sick?
I echo the same question, it's very concerning. PM'd him asking about it, no response.
Well, he has posted since, so I can assume he is alive. But all the same.....
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 28, 2011, 06:21:33 PM
Quote from: Duskling on April 28, 2011, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 28, 2011, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: Demon Duck on April 21, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Actually, I can judge you, deagonx. I don't personally believe in God, but with a little help from Buggy, I can inform you on what the Christian faith thinks you're doing wrong. Not that I have any interest right now.
This could be the last time I post here. I have an illness that kills thousands of people a year, my breathing is obstructed, my pulse is slowed, my vision is fading, and I have a rattling cough that just might crack a rib. Only a little bit of melodrama; the rest is true.
Good night, and good luck.
Does anybody know if this was ligit? He's posted once or twice since, but is he actually really sick?
I echo the same question, it's very concerning. PM'd him asking about it, no response.
Well, he has posted since, so I can assume he is alive. But all the same.....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, he's got a cold!!!!! technically he's correct though. and his symptoms seem right. but seriously he had you all. He's fine now.
Quote from: The Holy namelesskitty on April 28, 2011, 06:54:53 PM
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 28, 2011, 06:21:33 PM
Quote from: Duskling on April 28, 2011, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 28, 2011, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: Demon Duck on April 21, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Actually, I can judge you, deagonx. I don't personally believe in God, but with a little help from Buggy, I can inform you on what the Christian faith thinks you're doing wrong. Not that I have any interest right now.
This could be the last time I post here. I have an illness that kills thousands of people a year, my breathing is obstructed, my pulse is slowed, my vision is fading, and I have a rattling cough that just might crack a rib. Only a little bit of melodrama; the rest is true.
Good night, and good luck.
Does anybody know if this was ligit? He's posted once or twice since, but is he actually really sick?
I echo the same question, it's very concerning. PM'd him asking about it, no response.
Well, he has posted since, so I can assume he is alive. But all the same.....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, he's got a cold!!!!! technically he's correct though. and his symptoms seem right. but seriously he had you all. He's fine now.
>:( DD, I' am disappoint.
Aww... Poor Ducks.
Posted. :P
Quote from: Duskling on April 28, 2011, 06:56:39 PM
Quote from: The Holy namelesskitty on April 28, 2011, 06:54:53 PM
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 28, 2011, 06:21:33 PM
Quote from: Duskling on April 28, 2011, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: MikeW781 on April 28, 2011, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: Demon Duck on April 21, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Actually, I can judge you, deagonx. I don't personally believe in God, but with a little help from Buggy, I can inform you on what the Christian faith thinks you're doing wrong. Not that I have any interest right now.
This could be the last time I post here. I have an illness that kills thousands of people a year, my breathing is obstructed, my pulse is slowed, my vision is fading, and I have a rattling cough that just might crack a rib. Only a little bit of melodrama; the rest is true.
Good night, and good luck.
Does anybody know if this was ligit? He's posted once or twice since, but is he actually really sick?
I echo the same question, it's very concerning. PM'd him asking about it, no response.
Well, he has posted since, so I can assume he is alive. But all the same.....
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, he's got a cold!!!!! technically he's correct though. and his symptoms seem right. but seriously he had you all. He's fine now.
>:( DD, I' am disappoint.
I figured if he was ligit gonna die he would not be posting here, but I also figured if I made light of it and later found out he died.......you know? Always better to be safe in this scenario.
Yeah.
Do I win?
Nope.
You sure? Look at the top of the page.
Nope. 12 hours is not near enough. :P
>:O
>:)
0.o
How was I to know I wasn't to be one of the thousands out of billions (ones out of millions) that die of the common cold? I darn well could have, and darn near did. I was serious. Fortunately, I've nearly fully recovered; only the cough remains.
Quote from: Demon Duck on April 30, 2011, 12:38:35 AM
How was I to know I wasn't to be one of the thousands out of billions (ones out of millions) that die of the common cold? I darn well could have, and darn near did. I was serious. Fortunately, I've nearly fully recovered; only the cough remains.
Still, a bit too much melodrama over a cold, eh? Don't scare us like that.
Scared? I laugh at scared! Ha! Haha!
It was a really bad cold! There're about 500 different strains of the common cold, and some of them are more serious and deadly than the others.
Combined with yearly allergies and an environment with poor air circulation, that particular strain could have been deadly.
All of the things were true.
Your allergies ar nothing and you don't see me complaining, I have seasonal allergies year round, I literally have to have a shot every week to keep them down, that's where I go every week.
Aww. Poor kitty. Are you allergic to other cats?
no, why do you ask?
The chance of irony.
True, but I don't get shots. Therefore, mine could be experienced as more severe. I'm just saying that they add to the already bad happening of a cold.
Hmm...
That's...sad.
I have no idea why I still play this game if I will never win
well, why not?
Quote from: The Holy namelesskitty on May 02, 2011, 05:55:53 PM
well, why not?
I don't post often enough, and always do it at times where other people will be online soon
Quote from: MikeW781 on May 02, 2011, 07:10:26 PM
Quote from: The Holy namelesskitty on May 02, 2011, 05:55:53 PM
well, why not?
I don't post often enough, and always do it at times where other people will be online soon
You must be psychic. :D
Hmm...
Or are you?
For the past 5 days I've been in a mental institution for those suicidal tendencies.
Has anyone won?
Really?
Yes really.
o rly?
Yes, really.
I thought I won... why isn't my name up there with all the other pretty names, highlighted with a pretty color? :'( :D
BECAUSE I JUST GOT BACK FROM A MENTAL HOSPITAL.
Excuse the capitals.
Please tell me what post and I will address it accordingly.
Quote from: Game Crazy Kid on May 03, 2011, 07:45:45 PM
BECAUSE I JUST GOT BACK FROM A MENTAL HOSPITAL.
Excuse the capitals.
Please tell me what post and I will address it accordingly.
The first post on page 34. Here (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?post;msg=36608;topic=876.495;sesc=987f21ad0cf76547d91ec1fde6c85b9e).
Done.
Yay! Now my name is highlighted! I' am happy! ;D
Lol...?
Haha?
I've been playing the minecraft demo!! I just accidentally fell into a deep dark pit where I think there may be a skeleton firing at me. :/ Not fun. No way out.
Sounds rough.
well that's unhappy
I know. But it's fun. I just don't like the time limit... Hmm...
eh, too bad
I just reached the end of my 100 minutes. Sigh. I didn't even get to mess with redstone. Or obsidian. Or steel. Man. They don't leave anything out, you just can't get to anything rare-ish.
The only thing that I don't understand is why I am not eligable to win
Hmm... Wonder why...?
[insert something witty]
[insert something equally witty2]
You will never be as witty as me :d
Or will I?
Nope.
Yes.
in an infinite universe everything exists.
I won!!!
Clicky!!! ^o^ (http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=876.msg36958#msg36958)
I won again!!! Wow...
Guess what. I think I won again. Three times in a row.
Yeah well.... I think everyone just kinda called it quits with this.
Or did they?
-Edit
I'll still be wanting my last three victories added to the scoreboard.
for the most part
Yeah. But I still won three in a row.
;)
Cyper, I think I won again.
I know.
Or do you?
Im too lazy to add score.
Locking.