While perusing through the forums for a post that I wanted to show a friend of mine (it had something to do with ninja penguins i think?) I found this gem created by none other then King (Frozen) Canada himself. [spoiler]Pardon the obscure KFC reference. its 1:30 and I haven't eaten in about 22 hours for some odd reason... Anorexia part 2? I think not. I also just found brom's remake hence the 3[/spoiler]
Anyway, how the game goes is we start at 100 points. then each person posts in the below format:
+/- 1-5 points, response to the above posters actions (good = +points bad = -points)
total score after deduction/increase
action
so here's the first post of the game:
the universe, life, and everything now exists +42
total: 100
I fly around blowing up small asteroids
-3
You just sent a cloud of heavy dust at earth.
97
I hand out gas masks to people in preparation to the dust cloud.
-2 people are angry that you think dust will penetrate the earths atmosphere
95
i learn how to astral-project
-5, I wanted to learn how to first.
90
I feed my birds.
-2 peta verbally assaults you for owning birds.
1011000
i write the total in base 2
-5
It makes me mad I can't read it.
83
I start telling everyone to use rainen's back as a trampoline.
+3
Free trampoline! ;D
86
I have difficulty finding the + sign on my keyboard.
-5 because i can't find mind either :P
New total 81
I almost restart the trend of forgetting an action
+1
Good thing you didn't!
I cure cancer (I bet you this is gonna give me - because it takes away some doctors' jobs.)
New Total: 82
Actually -1 for not posting a new total, then -4 for giving me a reason to subtract points in the action.
New total: 77
I join Seal Team 6
+0
No one knows what that is.
77
I shop for Blu Ray Players online.
+1 blu rays make some high quality movies!
78
i almost remove the topic by accident
+5
We could all find a better use of our time.
83
I watch "Cars" in Blu Ray.
-2
How old are you again?
81
I spend my whole day on the PC.
-5
Your brain deteriorates to the size of a peanut.
76
I spend 2 hours on my PC for some gaming, 4 for work and such, and 1 for planning. The rest of the day is spent being a person and whatnot.
-3
Quit trying to deceive us. We all know you don't have a life. :P ;)
73
I point out that, at this rate, we're going go Hell.
-2
Really? I had no idea. :P
71
I feel like going on a smiley spree.
-1
That's just irritating.
70
I talk about Minecraft for an hour.
-2
It gets boring after a while.
68
I celebrate the fact that the minecraft forums and the wiki are up.
+1
We, the people with little life, have something to do. But we're still too lazy.
69
I hunt the legendary pink sheep.
+4
Congrats for finding one!
73
I wait for my mac to come back so I can try to install mods.
-3
I prefer PCs.
70
I correct you by telling you I've been attempting to hunt the legendary pink sheep.
-5
Ah! Ahhhhh. Well. Well well well. That's.... that's quite a different matter altogether.
65
I express my happiness on being an Op in one of my friend's servers.
-5
I feel threatened to go to that server. Bleh.
60
I co-own multiple cobblestone generators in my favorite server.
-3
Why co-own?
57
I get my name colour on that server changed from red to bright green. Yay! :)
-2
I don't know what you mean.
55
I build a 30x30 stone tower.
-1
Who needs a stone tower?
54
It steal a sheep's wool... but let him live!
-4
Why leave him naked? That's just wrong.
50
I finally understand some more moderate redstone circuitry. More than just a pressure plate leading to a door.
+5
I wanna get into heaven! :P
-1
You forgot to put a 'new total:' in the new total.
+1 I still wanna get into heaven! :P
New Total: 55
I go on a killing spree in which I only kill people who have never committed a criminal offense.
+5
You have pleased The Dark Side.
THE NEW TOTAL: 60
I post quickly before Buggy does.
-5
That's wrong.
55
No one cares about saying "new total" with the new total.
+5
Damn right!
LOOK AT THIS I CARE AT POSTING THE NEW TOTAL: 60
I get angry because one of my PS3 games has stopped working.
-5
You must not care for them then.
55
I want us to hit 0.
+5
Suddenly, a pale white light appears. It magically raises the total to 60. It was the light of heaven. The light of Forum Heaven, that is.
60
I disregard Buggy's wishes.
-5
Buggy is angry with you. He deducts another 5 points.
50 :P
Buggy defies the Rules.
-5
I ignore the rule defiance. :P
50
I proceed to sell books on the Black Market.
-5
Good books should be legal.
45
I buy books off the black market from Duskie.
+1
While you do that... I actually get some work done.
46
I think I should have never posted this game in the first place...
-5
*Slap* *Slap* How dare you?
41
I frown all day.
-5
You wear yourself out by pointlessly using more muscles than you should, and sleep through half the day... still frowning.
36
I kick a raccoon.
+2 now they wont go through my garbage
38
i scorn people for putting up 5's as if they were meaningless. 5's are reserved for something GROUNDBREAKING and IMPORTANT! Once that scorning is completed i remind king canada that if it wasn't for this game hell quest would have never existed.
-5
Now that's just mean. Isn't it the decision of the one responding as to how much to add or deduct?
33
I calmly buy a canoe, remove the paddles and oars, put rainen in it and set him adrift into a stormy sea.
+3
Everybody happy!
36
I kill Sarah Palin (and then sleep with her).
-4
That's just gross. The killing, and the sleeping with a cadaver. *shudder*
32
I congratulate Cypher for grossing me out.
+3
It's an achievement!
35
I couldn't be bothered to do my history essay.
-4
That makes you very very lazy. Essays and school work help you learn for your future.
31
I drop a nuke down to the center of the earth, throwing off the magnetic field, and the earth gets bombarded by solar wind.
+5
The very few survivors quickly evolve into a super-race and,since we are a super race, we are all happy and there are no more diseases that can effect us.
Also, with all the world leaders gone, there are no more wars. :)
Total: 36
I don't do anything special (e.g. I eat breakfast, I get dressed, I go to school etc.)
-5
How very boring. :-[
31
I drink a glass of radioactive water.
-3
You get super powers, and we kill you for them. And then you are missed by your bird.
29
I go on a killing spree. For some reason.
+5 no more pigeons
total 34
i create a fake identity with fake siblings and enroll them all into an online school
-5
That should be illegal. Oh. Wait. It is. I think.
29
I bring the pigeons back to life and have them haunt all of you.
-5
ZOMBIE BIRDS!!!
24
I eat a pack of chips.
-4
You get fat. Really fat. So fat you have to get a crane just to lift a foot.
20
I watch The Fairly Odd Parents for 3 hours.
-5
Your brain just gets that much smaller from seeing the same now-generic plot over and over again.
15
I almost forget to post an action.
-5
That would have ruined the game. That would be bad.
10
I smack Duskie for no good reason.
-5
That hurt. :'(
5
(The ol' classic game ender) I commit suicide.
+5
We all feel better. A lot better.
10
I mourn Duskie's death.
+5 now you can't ruin the game!
15
i resign to the fact that this form is beginning to lose its integrity.
-5
Never give up!
10
I begin the End of this game.
+5
The End is just the Beginning...
15
I say a nonsensical piece of crap.
-5
That's just... Not smart.
10
I won't let us go to forum Heaven.
+5
Maybe you won't, but I will.
15
I hack then bust Buggy's PC so he can't drag us to Forum Hell.
-5
I'm not using my PC. :P Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
10
I destroy Cypher.
-5
You gave me no choice but to subtract points. You monster!
5
I sadden at the prospect of us going to hell.
-1
That simply makes me prolong the moment.
4
I slowly subtract points.
+5
Insolent fool! You fell for my trap! Muwhahahaha! :-* I quickly add points.
9
I use my favorite phrase. :-[
-5
Too cheesy. Whatever it may be.
4
I wait for the end.
+2
In on Cypher's side!
New Total: 6
I eat a burger.
-5
You get fatter than Duskling.
1
I prepare for the end. Again.
+5 end denied.
6
I lock the topic to prevent us from going to hell