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granted. since the dog is smaller then so is its bladder to it pees on quackey's face. not my fault

I WANNA FREAKIN PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYthat doesnt hurt me or inconvenience me in any way

ur all banned for not acknowledging the fact that im back from my semester abroad in the cayman islands. WELCOME ME BACK!!!! please :-\

wow. i honestly have no idea what that is. and zack, dont get down on me for posting for no reason. i have had 2 to three sentences regarding a word that reminds me of toothpicks

topic: those cool toothpicks that are plastic and are shaped like swords

mushroom. (at least i THINK this is the associations game)

roasted hands

kumquats...hey ppl did apple.

w/e. how bout K.(J rowling)

dis ones for the boys wid da boomin system top down ac wid da cooling system

Koala


Jaws

There were five hundred thousand people who really hated each other.

One day the big bad gray wolf decided he would eat all of the sixteen sheep. The people united and protested against the annoying wolf who then went huff-huff-puff and blew his nose at the oddly-shaped pigeon, who decided to kill the wolf and die quietly in an alley, because he was very drunk, and his plan worked.
But then he- j/k, it worked.  And again he killed himself and then his spirit and the wolf pondered the meaning of twenty fireflies and fifty snakes who saved Cyprus but destroyed all of Luxembourg's alliance, and then Cyprus, by tripping on a bomb that said 'DO NOT HELP CYPRUS LIVE!' Which didn't make any sense, but ate anyway, destroyed a Pizza Hut for all.
This is SPARTA and we kick your behinds. The pentamyriad shoe ate a pickle wearing a pirate hat, and we all rejoiced. But, just then a very big and hairy monster rained explosive diarrhea. Then everyone puked yellow spriggats and pissed of LethalLaurie. Which made a certifiably DISGUSTING display.

The next morning, everyone was very upset because the spriggats had destroyed the Muffin King's omelet stand with the awesome sandwich from a forgotten land of candy. The people decided to dispatch angry mosquitoes against their army of even number homicidal maniacs, because they hated candy, sandwiches, and omelets. However, their enemies shared the same allergy to oxygen.

Luxenbourg and sheep muched on Steve's backpack which has twelve little girls. The girls scream for ice-cream and Steve decides to break a toothpick. Then rampant heresy kicked the dog that evolved from nothing.

To recap, the cheeseburger killed John -- wait, nope. Is the pie talking? Thought our hero was named Cyprus. What a mess! Guess that's what you get when you're a duck. The duck and bug ate Bill, Steve and the pickle wearing a pink top hat -- err... pirate hat -- or whatever that pirate pickle wore, made a sandcastle and buried the remains of the treasure: a large magical corndog. But, somebody was greedy and ate the freaking sandcastle.

Now the ink was trickling from a small opening, in the corndog, and Bugfartboy... Well, what can we deduce from this is: he's insane. Or maybe not... but probably so.

Wait! Who's Bugfartboy? Bugfartboy said confusedly. Or did he? Indeed he did. This is confusing.

Will Shadoroq ever quit contradicting Bugfartboy? Yes. After deciding that the big Bugfartboy is wrong-Err, bad wolf knows Bugfartboy's wrong. Back on track: There's no track.

Luxembourgians and Bulgarians live in Europe. The professor thought that they were giant flying monkeys. Then later realized that something must be right in this incorrect sentence. But no way. If the cake was Lemon, Sally and Harry should be lies too. Maybe he could understand this sentence, but, alas, he could not. For the price of a good story they fought their marshmallows with cheesy

undercut

Kanye West
if that was already said, then Kari Underwood (or is it Carrie...Cari....Carry...Larry?)

Übermaineasturdisgustingacceptinelidishiss
(super-Über Cal-Maine Fragile-Sturdy illistic[sounds somewhat like delicious]-disgusting expell-acceptin al-el idocious-idishiss)


Lord of the Rings

Luxembourgians and Bulgarians live in Europe. The professor thought that they were giant flying monkeys. Then later realized that something must be right in this incorrect sentence. But no way. If the cake was Lemon, Sally

Dilbert

An apple added an atom at Arlene's Armenian airport.