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Granted, then you go the same way as steve irwin.
I wish for you to be a four legged cat.

ahhh.
understanding one up.

What does apathy mean? ???
Clueless one up.

Ah, but I do. Queen.
Why not become a fan of the mardek series?

Granted, then you are killed by enraged fans of the crocodile hunter.
I wish for you to not be an eight legged cat.

Granted, then you feel you have betrayed your species by implying that 4 legged cats are simply not good enough.
I wish for an apple pie.

I wouldnt have room in my head for it.
Why not punch yourself? Or your boss/teacher/parent?

Granted, then the author hunts you down and reads it to you while you are tied up. You are put in an insane asylum for crazed mumblings.
I wish for a lifetime supply of mountain dew.

Because I dont know what it is.
Why not eat a burger?

Your not saying anything. Your typing it.
Senses one up.

I am a materialistic sort of guy.
Why not cover yourself in tuna and play with cats?

Kavetha Fricai.
Elvish/Cristopher Poalini one up.

Because its to much fun abandoning it.  ;D
Why not jump off a cliff?

This is going to go badly...
Observation one up.

12:18 forum time.  ;)
Correction one up.