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If you had the never ending supply of nutella, you could sell loads of it dirt cheap and make a fortune which you can use on medical enhancements like a better heart or something, therefore, giving you the nutella AND the extra year of life.

Name: Ug (That's only a nickname because, when you imagine somebody called that, you think of someone fitting his description (muscular, stupid, etc,) and, being the idiot that he is, he forgot his actual name, so, he just goes by Ug.)

Personality: Has an IQ below 75

Likes: Punchin' Stuff

Dislikes: Peaceful Resolutions

Motives: He is just an idiot who is just tagging along 'cause he likes to, and, with his fists each of which are twice a big as your face, bash demons. (Hmm, I wonder why he's in hell?)

Other Information: About twice the Worldwide Average Height and about three times as muscular as the most muscular person you know. Wears black leather with chains. Finds inflicting pain fun. Somewhat reminiscent of Lennie from 'Of Mice And Men' except is somewhat aware of what he does.

Might as well...

We're in hell  :(

+111

For breaking the rules (it's like you did +5 and I did +5 and I can add a ridiculous amount because you subtracted a ridiculous amount, and, from now on, there is only going to be one +5 and one -5 each page)

New Total: 11

I explain the improved rules that make everything more fair even though I know it's going to end up subtracting points.

+5 for trying.  :)

New Total: 11

I continue the game by opening another topic.

+2

In on Cypher's side!

New Total: 6

I eat a burger.

+5

The very few survivors quickly evolve into a super-race and,since we are a super race, we are all happy and there are no more diseases that can effect us.

Also, with all the world leaders gone, there are no more wars.  :)

Total: 36

I don't do anything special (e.g. I eat breakfast, I get dressed, I go to school etc.)

+5

I wanna get into heaven!  :P

-1

You forgot to put a 'new total:' in the new total.

+1 I still wanna get into heaven!  :P

New Total: 55

I go on a killing spree in which I only kill people who have never committed a criminal offense.

+1

Good thing you didn't!

I cure cancer (I bet you this is gonna give me - because it takes away some doctors' jobs.)

New Total: 82

PM me your plans so we can conspire against our enemies.

I claim the hill.

My Hill.

I shoot you in the right hand so you can't hold anything and, therefore, you can't stop me from taking the hill.

My Hill!

I shoot you (The ol' classics.  :P)

My Hill!

It seems you only read half my argument, I concede that, maybe, killing Osama was the best course of action, but what about his son and other innocents who may have been harmed during the attack? The news stated that Americans 'Tried to avoid civilian casualties,' or something to that effect, however, that doesn't mean there were none or even a small amount.