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Granted. Your income decreases along with your taxes.

I wish I could make a movie and make a profit of US$1 billion.

Granted. Bacon gets eaten. Not by you.

I wish I could make better wishes.

Zackirus is banned for leaving a loophole on purpose, and for altering a member's name.

flack is banned for preventing me from capitalizing the first letter of the sentence.

Zackirus is banned for banning the expired Ert but not the expired milk.

He deserved that taze. 'nuff said.

Topic: Punishment.

Glasses 8)

That would depend on how much each of them costs, and how much you're going to play. (If you're asking me, I've already bought TSOG and won't bother with Minecraft, period.)

Topic: Evaluation.

Granted. You corrupt yourself along with your wishes.

I wish for a genie.

I wish Duckling didn't grant his own wish.

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Granted. You sleep for eternity.

I wish I could control time like a CD player.

Minecraft gives you headaches if you're not resourceful and are playing hard mode, or if you hate lego, or if you have a bad habit of falling into your own trap.

Topic: Falling for your own trap

There are 2 "Shift" keys on each keyboard. Same goes for the "Enter" key.

[spoiler=Answering Duckling's topic on Twi'leks:]Twi'leks get slaughtered half the time by the player, and the other half by someone else who eventually gets slaughtered by the player.[/spoiler]

Topic: Keyboard

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Mao Zedong