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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: November 01, 2010, 01:00:14 PM »

Well, to quote somebody "I have a forcefield anuller ray" and i use it to. I belch in your face after eating a garlic sandwich. (Literally garlic cloves, between 2 pieces of garlic bread) and a buffet table full of onions.

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Forum Games / Re: One-up game

« on: November 01, 2010, 12:57:26 PM »

I'll have you know, I have been in training, and managed to clean the floor with that swiffer.
Pun one up.

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Forum Games / Re: One-up game

« on: October 30, 2010, 02:41:37 PM »

I call the dogs out. Litterally. I blow a dog whistle and cover you in Eur' Du steak.
One one one one one one, up.

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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: October 30, 2010, 02:39:41 PM »

Wouldn't that kill someone? I start quoting Shakespeare at the top of my voice.

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Forum Games / Re: One-up game

« on: October 29, 2010, 12:45:54 PM »

I throw a baseball at you.
ONE (life) UP!

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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: October 29, 2010, 12:44:42 PM »

I throw a bag of dog poop at your face. You faint from the smell.

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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: October 28, 2010, 02:02:54 PM »

I also spit on you face. And rob a store, throw you the stolen goods and ski mask, then yell "hey cops, its the robber!"

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Forum Games / Re: One-up game

« on: October 28, 2010, 02:01:14 PM »

While you all are distracted, I throw a bucket of paint on you.
One Up!!!

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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: October 27, 2010, 03:58:10 PM »

Then I cage you with my mortal enemy, the swiffer. He easily defeats your feather duster abilities.

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Forum Games / Re: One-up game

« on: October 27, 2010, 03:55:44 PM »

I don't. I use the pre mentioned time travel to transport you all back to before the big bang happened. You die from being bored to death by an empty universe.
Can you get a 1 up? 

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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: October 27, 2010, 03:49:01 PM »

Feather dusters don't scare me. I am a superior cleaning device.

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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: October 26, 2010, 03:38:21 PM »

I pull a bugs bunny and yell "Duck Season!" You are chased away by frenzied hunters.

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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: October 21, 2010, 10:37:14 AM »

And that has to do with this how? ???

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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: October 20, 2010, 12:16:35 PM »

? I do not understand your post.

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Forum Games / Re: Park bench

« on: October 19, 2010, 01:51:23 PM »

I then spray you with your own AXE. Does this mean an alliance with the new guy?