Favorite sayings

[The Holy namelesskitty]

How many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored.

[ArtDrake]

As many as whose collection would be a result of the pillaging of Northern China, probably...

[spoiler=Chuck Norris]How many stones would a wood golem chuck if a Chuck Norris golem got stoned?[/spoiler]

I've invented new words, like "Hispanically", and "misunderstanding"

[bugfartboy]

The Big Bang Theory: God spoke and BANG it happened.

[ArtDrake]

EDIT: in the Christian mythology, the creation did not happen in a bang. There is not a single onomatopoeia in Genesis.

And God said "Let there be fields, an electrical field and a magnetic field." And there were fields, and it was good. And God said "Let the electrical and magnetic fields have zero divergence. And let the curl of the electrical field be the negative of the change of the magnetic field with respect to time." And it was so. And God said "Let the curl of the magnetic field be the product of the permittivity and permeability of the void with the change of the electrical field with respect to time." And, lo, there was light.

Favorite quote ever.

[bugfartboy]

Then God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.

[ArtDrake]

I like mine better. Do you honestly believe that some random higher power being thing said that there ought to be light, that all that stuff would happen? That's the understanding of someone that doesn't know any better, not an omniscient God. Sorry about this, but for the same reason that mine probably offends you, yours offends me.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

No, he believes that when the universal sea of unjoined quarks settled they underwent a quantum fluctuation and that's how it happened.

-I think therefore I am

-I think this is a yam

[ArtDrake]

There may have coincidentally been some poor schmo named "God" outside of spacetime, figuring out how the electromagnetic radiation thing was going to turn out, and right when he figured it out, lo, there was light. Entirely possible. But I don't buy into that whole creation thing.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Eew, I really need a bath

-Thomas Edison

(he probably said it at one point)

[bugfartboy]

If nothing existed before God created it, would He really need to be so specific? He knew how it would work out before he even started.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Scrambled or omelette; that was the choice
We want him poached yelled somebody's voice
And 'though they all wished humpty hadn't died
Everybody agreed he was better off fried.

The untold second verse.