What would you do?

[ArtDrake]

I would go to an Asian Restaurant and order their finest vegetarian wok.

What would you do if you found yourself in Super Hostile Legendary?

[bugfartboy]

Watch EthosLab for aid.

What would you do if l you were made of poy?

[ArtDrake]

Wonder what poy was?

What would you dooooo... for a polar bear?

[bugfartboy]

Trade a grizzly bear.

What would you do if your teeth hurt too?

[ArtDrake]

Hurt my teeth right back and see how they liked it.

What would you do if you were on an airship about to crash?

[bugfartboy]

Stop crashing.

What would you do if msjsjsksksbsvsgisopelebe?

[ArtDrake]

I would periliilsksdnvnsseqoerkene, of course!

What would you do if I were giving you hints about the text adventure in a different thread?

[bugfartboy]

Ignore them, planning on attempting to escape within an inch of death.

What would you do if I were to escape within an inch of death?

[ArtDrake]

Introduce the ack-ack fire.

What would you do if there wasn't any good music?

[bugfartboy]

Make some.

What would you do if I made good music?

[ArtDrake]

Listen to it?

What would you do if you died in a Text Adventure?