So I'm entering the talent show!

[Deagonx]

I'm doing stand up comedy.

With puns. So thank god for the No Pun Intended thread.

[Ertxiem]

Good luck. Be sure to have your own material, even if you're using known jokes, giving them your personal twist can make the difference.

[bugfartboy]

Such as:

"My teachers lap-top died the other day... Where's the funeral?"

Cruddy, I know, but who knows.

[ArtDrake]

Well, I can tell you I hope it doesn't go like this:

Deagonx entered a pun contest, and submitted 10 puns.
He hoped at least one would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Best of luck!

[bugfartboy]

Well, I can tell you I hope it doesn't go like this:

Deagonx entered a pun contest, and submitted 10 puns.
He hoped at least one would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Best of luck!

Ha!

[Deagonx]

It was yesterday, I had a lot of fun.

I didn't place, there were 2 honorable mentions, 3rd 2nd and 1st.

They all did really good, but the 3rd placer was laughably bad. Like the kind of awkward teen singing a really cheesy song that everyone is trying not to laugh about bad.

It was a positive experience.