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Offline Deagonx

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So I'm entering the talent show!
« on: December 09, 2011, 10:21:31 AM »
I'm doing stand up comedy.

With puns. So thank god for the No Pun Intended thread.
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Offline Ertxiem

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Re: So I'm entering the talent show!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2011, 06:44:58 PM »
Good luck. Be sure to have your own material, even if you're using known jokes, giving them your personal twist can make the difference.
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Re: So I'm entering the talent show!
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2011, 12:52:09 AM »
Such as:

"My teachers lap-top died the other day... Where's the funeral?"

Cruddy, I know, but who knows.

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Re: So I'm entering the talent show!
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2011, 11:27:42 AM »
Well, I can tell you I hope it doesn't go like this:

Deagonx entered a pun contest, and submitted 10 puns.
He hoped at least one would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Best of luck!

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Re: So I'm entering the talent show!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 07:37:56 PM »
Well, I can tell you I hope it doesn't go like this:

Deagonx entered a pun contest, and submitted 10 puns.
He hoped at least one would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Best of luck!

Ha!

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Re: So I'm entering the talent show!
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2011, 01:27:36 PM »
It was yesterday, I had a lot of fun.

I didn't place, there were 2 honorable mentions, 3rd 2nd and 1st.

They all did really good, but the 3rd placer was laughably bad. Like the kind of awkward teen singing a really cheesy song that everyone is trying not to laugh about bad.

It was a positive experience.
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