After an agonizing moment of silence, a crash comes from the portal. Metal flies into your room, crushing your shelves. The hydrogen in the balloon above the aircraft's cockpit ignites, and a fireball comes roaring out of the portal, engulfing you and your room, and proceeding to burn down your house. You have died. You could have had such a lovely adventure, too. If only you could try again.
LETHAL ENCOUNTER -- REBOOT ADVENTURE... LOADING FROM 17:01 GMT-5... EXTRACTING FILES...
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A calm, feminine voice says, "The in-ship guidance system uses your unique circumstances to generate relevant guidance for you. In this instance, due to your rapid loss of altitude, the information presented is on how to increase elevation.
Step one: pull the joystick towards you to increase the attitude of the aircraft.
Step two: if the aircraft does not start to increase its altitude immediately, release ballast to lighten the aircraft using the relevant controls. For more information, seek guidance on releasing ballast.
The altitude of the ship is currently at 3600 feet. Ground level is 2000 feet." The voice stops.