King of the hill

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Fine, I have the hill we all want and you have a full belly whick makes you want to puke. :P

The hill we want is my hill. ;)

[Ertxiem]

Oh. You missed a good idea.
If you made me puke, you could call the puke your hill...
But, since you missed that opportunity, I go up your hill and I puke on top of it. The smell is nauseating and you leave sickened.
Now I call it my hill.

[Frosty]

I bring the hill to my universe, the blizard one, and then the killer snowmen return. They can't smell, so you die pretty fast.
MY HILL

P.S. Killer snowmen kill on sight.

[Ertxiem]

I don't really understand what the killer snowmen did, because I'm already dead (look at my sig).
I simply wake up from a strange dream I had, where I was in a different universe, the blizzard one.
Uaaahh. It was a long night sleep I had... And a weird dream... different universe... Ah ah ah! Who would believe that!
I yawn, look around and see that I'm still on my hill.

[Frosty]

The blizzard universe wasn't a bad dream, you just woke up in heaven after you died (again) and the hill in heaven isn't the one we are after, so still, MY HILL.

[Xemadus Echina]

in order to restore the cosmic balance I force the hill to spontaneously combust melting all solid water.  Also your galaxy is now plagued with SSC (spontaneous snowman combustion).  FREE HILL!

[Steel Ersatz Man]

I claim it then guard it with 10 000 modern infantry troops.

My hill. :)

[MikeW781]

I attack it with 10,001 troops and succeed. My reinforcements encircle the hill and the surrounding areas. They have flamethrowers, snipers, and machine guns. They are incorruptible, knowledgable about their weapons, and have made the hill and themselves immune to nucleur weapons AND universe swaps due to a rare metal alloy known as mike-ium.
PS my reinforcements number at essentially infinity due to cloning technology creating new soldiers at a rate faster then they can be killed

[Xemadus Echina]

Due to yet another cosmic imbalance, I remove the strong and weak nuclear forces holding the "mike-ium" together as well as the cloning machines (and all objects containing the knowledge of how to build/create them).  FREE HILL

[Steel Ersatz Man]

STOP! Mike never won the battle between my troops and his because his troops were attacking uphill. Also, I had fortifications, so, you're troops only killed about 2 000 of my troops and I hire new troops to take their place.

Still my hill!

[Zackirus]

Little did you know I was one of the soliders that you bought. At night while everybody is sleeping a grab a piece of the hill and make a run for it. I simply let the guards think that I was killed during the attack on your hill. I head over to Canadaian terriorty and take my sample of my hill and plant it into my garden. Also, for good measure I use the forces of black magic to make Rainen mortal and for him to have amensia. Since, everybody thinks Ersatz Man's Hill owns the real hill I can safely live in peace.

Canada's Hil (Secretly)

Ersatz Man's Hill

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Yeah but I still own like 99.9% of the hill so kudos to you for taking some but it's such a small amount that it's not worth fighting over.

99.9% my hill.

[Zackirus]

Yes but I still own the hill, the 0.1% is still mine meaning that whoever owns the hill (I will always own some of it!).

[Xemadus Echina]

I'm above the effect of black magic, therefore I'm still immortal. Also due to your lame attempt at beating me I take your piece of hill and return it to the main hill. Ersatz hill

[Zackirus]

I freeze myself in hiberantion, and wait until the year 4000 and I go back in time (using the technology) and stop myself from from ever trying to use black magic on you. You never get upset with me and leave me alone. I also still have the part of the hill in my garden, so I sit back, grab some maple syrup and chill out.

Canada's Hill (Secretly) 0.1%

Ersatz Man Hill (Main) 99.9%