King of the hill

[Steelfist]

Hmm . . . Title?

President it is, Duskling. Profits shall soon soar. Incidentally, see if you can implement some form of mind control in our dealings with Scrabs and Paramites. They might make useful guardians.

And be sure to set up Hill defenses.

[Zackirus]

I take my hill and raise a glass to maple syrup and to Canada. Ahhhhhh; this is the life.

Zackirus: 1% (+ 100% of Two Past Hills)
Steel Co: 49.5%
Duck Corp: 49,5%

[Duskling]

Hill defenses have been set up. We've got sniper towers watching the perimeter, and sniper towers watching the sniper towers. Some plasma weapons salvaged from the previous conquest, a few energy shields and whatnot. There are barracks near all important facilities, inside the Hill and otherwise, and, as requested, we are working on mind control to deal with Scrabs and Paramites, but it is only in testing, as their brainwaves are different from ours. The brew is still being mass produced, and ingredients are plentiful. In other words- things are going well.

The automatons all go on quests to find souls (good luck with that...)

Who is this referring to? I'm confused.

[ArtDrake]

I'm wishing the automatons good luck in their search for good souls.

[Duskling]

I'm wishing the automatons good luck in their search for good souls.

Who are these automatons that you speak of?

[ArtDrake]

I destroy your ice cream shop with an army of automatons composed of an allotrope of diferrous duckyrodium nitrohydroxide that forms an interlocking array of truncated icosahedrons on the molecular level and is stronger than any existing alloy.

[...]

These automatons.

[Duskling]

I destroy your ice cream shop with an army of automatons composed of an allotrope of diferrous duckyrodium nitrohydroxide that forms an interlocking array of truncated icosahedrons on the molecular level and is stronger than any existing alloy.

[...]

These automatons.

Thanks for clarifying, I also have a phobia of large words.

[ArtDrake]

Do you wish for me to explain the passage further?

An allotrope is a particular way in which a given molecule can be arranged with itself, yielding an apparently different compound. Diamond, I believe, is an allotrope of carbon, as are coal and graphite.

Duckyrodium has 2 valence electrons, meaning that it... oh, crud. I got the chemistry wrong. Well, I'll figure it out.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

I accept this steely transformation.

(Changes Username)

[Xemadus Echina]

Immortality protocol initiated. 
Molecular regeneration initiated.
Beta transformation enabled.
Muscular augmentation enabled.
Revival complete.  Project 7 unleashed.

Project 7 then proceeds to go on a psychotic killing spree. (Oh crap forgot to implant the neural inhibitors!)

All your bases and worldly assets have been eliminated. *Innocent whistling*

[ArtDrake]

Hey! Echie! Alliance?

[Duskling]

Immortality protocol initiated. 
Molecular regeneration initiated.
Beta transformation enabled.
Muscular augmentation enabled.
Revival complete.  Project 7 unleashed.

Project 7 then proceeds to go on a psychotic killing spree. (Oh crap forgot to implant the neural inhibitors!)

All your bases and worldly assets have been eliminated. *Innocent whistling*

How about we all pretend this post never occurred? Everyone agreed?

[Xemadus Echina]

hey at least i put some imagination into it *hides hill blowup button*

[Duskling]

hey at least i put some imagination into it *hides hill blowup button*

By not putting any detail or warning into it? Imaginative, maybe, but it's still unfair.

[bugfartboy]

Oh really? *sneaks hill blow up button from Xemadus Echina* Why is it unfair? I'm curious. Isn't everyone? If Steely can have supreme arcane powers, rainen can annihilate everyone's defenses. *pounds fist on table "accidentally" activating the hill blow up sequence* Do ya see mah point? XD