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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1500 on: October 12, 2011, 08:08:03 AM »
Hmm . . . Title?

President it is, Duskling. Profits shall soon soar. Incidentally, see if you can implement some form of mind control in our dealings with Scrabs and Paramites. They might make useful guardians.

And be sure to set up Hill defenses.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1501 on: October 12, 2011, 07:12:21 PM »
I take my hill and raise a glass to maple syrup and to Canada. Ahhhhhh; this is the life.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1502 on: October 12, 2011, 09:29:23 PM »
Hill defenses have been set up. We've got sniper towers watching the perimeter, and sniper towers watching the sniper towers. Some plasma weapons salvaged from the previous conquest, a few energy shields and whatnot. There are barracks near all important facilities, inside the Hill and otherwise, and, as requested, we are working on mind control to deal with Scrabs and Paramites, but it is only in testing, as their brainwaves are different from ours. The brew is still being mass produced, and ingredients are plentiful. In other words- things are going well.

The automatons all go on quests to find souls (good luck with that...)
Who is this referring to? I'm confused.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1503 on: October 13, 2011, 03:42:42 PM »
I'm wishing the automatons good luck in their search for good souls.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1504 on: October 13, 2011, 03:44:13 PM »
I'm wishing the automatons good luck in their search for good souls.
Who are these automatons that you speak of?

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1505 on: October 13, 2011, 03:46:29 PM »
I destroy your ice cream shop with an army of automatons composed of an allotrope of diferrous duckyrodium nitrohydroxide that forms an interlocking array of truncated icosahedrons on the molecular level and is stronger than any existing alloy.

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These automatons.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1506 on: October 13, 2011, 04:11:52 PM »
I destroy your ice cream shop with an army of automatons composed of an allotrope of diferrous duckyrodium nitrohydroxide that forms an interlocking array of truncated icosahedrons on the molecular level and is stronger than any existing alloy.

[...]

These automatons.
Thanks for clarifying, I also have a phobia of large words.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1507 on: October 13, 2011, 05:54:38 PM »
Do you wish for me to explain the passage further?

An allotrope is a particular way in which a given molecule can be arranged with itself, yielding an apparently different compound. Diamond, I believe, is an allotrope of carbon, as are coal and graphite.

Duckyrodium has 2 valence electrons, meaning that it... oh, crud. I got the chemistry wrong. Well, I'll figure it out.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1508 on: October 16, 2011, 04:36:24 AM »
I accept this steely transformation.

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We are the steel alliance. None shall take our hill!

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1509 on: October 18, 2011, 04:11:27 AM »
Immortality protocol initiated. 
Molecular regeneration initiated.
Beta transformation enabled.
Muscular augmentation enabled.
Revival complete.  Project 7 unleashed.

Project 7 then proceeds to go on a psychotic killing spree. (Oh crap forgot to implant the neural inhibitors!)

All your bases and worldly assets have been eliminated. *Innocent whistling*
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1510 on: October 18, 2011, 04:58:26 PM »
Hey! Echie! Alliance?

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1511 on: October 18, 2011, 08:35:13 PM »
Immortality protocol initiated. 
Molecular regeneration initiated.
Beta transformation enabled.
Muscular augmentation enabled.
Revival complete.  Project 7 unleashed.

Project 7 then proceeds to go on a psychotic killing spree. (Oh crap forgot to implant the neural inhibitors!)

All your bases and worldly assets have been eliminated. *Innocent whistling*
How about we all pretend this post never occurred? Everyone agreed?

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1512 on: October 18, 2011, 08:41:33 PM »
hey at least i put some imagination into it *hides hill blowup button*
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1513 on: October 18, 2011, 10:42:03 PM »
hey at least i put some imagination into it *hides hill blowup button*
By not putting any detail or warning into it? Imaginative, maybe, but it's still unfair.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #1514 on: October 20, 2011, 04:28:34 PM »
Oh really? *sneaks hill blow up button from Xemadus Echina* Why is it unfair? I'm curious. Isn't everyone? If Steely can have supreme arcane powers, rainen can annihilate everyone's defenses. *pounds fist on table "accidentally" activating the hill blow up sequence* Do ya see mah point? XD
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