King of the hill

[pruneman]

i kill your ninjas and take
 




                                                           MY HILL

[algebra15]

You couldn't take Your Hill because you didn't have a hill. The Hill is still mine.

I ♥ technicalities

[pruneman]

while you are sleeping i steal your hill so now it is



                              MY HILL

[algebra15]

I never fell asleep. You fail.

[pruneman]

ok then i shoot you



                             MY HILL

[algebra15]

I never got shot in the first place. Still my hill. You're going to have to try harder than that. Remember, I ninja'd the hill back.

[Steelfist]

I become liquid, cover the Hill, cover you in liquid steel, then go down your throat. I turn solid again, and rip you apart from the inside. Our hill.

[algebra15]

Steelfist is banned for describing excessively gory scenes.

My Hill.

[Steelfist]

You can't ban me, and anyway, please explain HOW YOU ARE ALIVE?

Oh, and, My Hill.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I supercool you and any defenses either of you might have and then smash you with a hammer. my hill.

[Cypher]

I snipe you. Our hill.

[Dorgon 5000]

I use a cryo cross attack on all of you. The hill is mine.

[Steelfist]

I turn change shape, shattering the ice, and stab you. I then thaw Cypher. Our hill.

[Zackirus]

Little does everyone know, that everyone (except for myself) is a virtual reality game. You all think it is real and there is no way to get out of the program. I simply turn off the monitor showing what all of you are doing and go back to my house which is on the hill and enjoy some nice good old maple syrup. No to arouse suspicion though, I create a character of myself (without putting myself in the game) and put him into the game where he shoots Steelfist and Cypher into outer space and claims the hill in the name of Canada.

My Hill!

[Cypher]

One of my contacts/subordinates( the're my greatest resource!) sees this because I told him to spy on you before, and so while you're not looking he extracts me and Steelfist from The Matrix. We then return to the hill, and I form a sword from my regenerative diamond armor. I then stealthily stab you in the heart when you looked away, then I retracted the blade and heroicaly pushed you off the hill with my foot.

Our hill.